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After the world spun around, the monkey opened its eyes.

Then he saw an old man with a sage-like appearance, white hair and a youthful face, smiling at him.

"Are you the old immortal who can teach me the secret to immortality?"

"Long...immortality?"

Yu Ding nearly spat out a mouthful of water.

This scene wasn't in his script. At the time, Tan Wenjie only told him to teach the monkey the same way he taught Yang Jian.

“Uh, yes, that’s right.” Jade Cauldron Master stroked his beard. “I am Subhuti, and I am proficient in all the magic arts in the world.”

"Master!" the monkey exclaimed in delight, kowtowing.

Just as Yu Ding Zhenren was about to remark that the monkey was much cuter than Yang Jian, he suddenly heard the other person ask in confusion, "Why am I the only one here? Master, don't you have any other disciples?"

"I'm afraid it'll scare you to death if I tell you!"

Every single one of his disciples became a renowned master throughout the Three Realms and Six Paths, with a reputation even greater than that of Jade Cauldron Immortal.

"Ahem, my disciples have all completed their studies and gone their separate ways."

The monkey nodded, choosing to pretend to understand rather than actually understanding.

As long as I can learn how to achieve immortality, that would be good enough.

On the other side, Tan Wenjie teased the ferocious beast for a while, then scurried away with the Suanni for a bit. Only after Su Daji's earnest pleas for him to stay and he gave her a little bit of fan service did he leave.

There are too many experts in this world, so you must maintain a positive image. You can be ambiguous, but you absolutely cannot easily have multiple relationships at the same time, especially with fried noodles.

Two days in the sky are equivalent to two years on earth.

Tan Wenjie was invited to the Heavenly Court to meet Nezha. After sobering up, he remembered the many things that had accumulated in the mortal world.

He rode the wind and flew out of the heavens, heading straight for Mount Kunlun.

"Ok?"

When he arrived at the orchard, he immediately sensed something was wrong.

"Why are there fewer fruits?"

Although it's not a high-grade immortal fruit or spiritual root, ordinary people can become strong and healthy and walk with great speed after eating it. Moreover, the fruit tastes excellent after cultivation and improvement, making it a great choice for quenching thirst or entertaining guests.

There was a soft rustling sound; something was moving quietly.

"Certainly!"

Tan Wenjie pointed and stopped the figure in his tracks. He went inside and saw a monkey wearing a long robe with fruit in its mouth and a bunch of overflowing fairy fruits in its clothes.

"You little monkey, how dare you steal my fruit!"

Tan Wenjie is the only one who takes advantage of others; when has he ever been taken advantage of?

Moreover, the monkey was quite ruthless, picking almost all the ripe and edible fruits in the orchard, wasting not a single one and letting none go unpicked.

The monkey was frozen in place, unable to move like a stone statue.

"I'd like to see if you've eaten the gall of a bear and the heart of a leopard." Tan Wenjie pretended to cut open the monkey's stomach.

"Wait, spare their lives!" Yu Ding Zhenren, who had been hiding in the distance, finally couldn't hold back and jumped out.

Although Master Yuding couldn't treat his disciples to the same extent as Master Taiyi, he still always doted on them.

Knowing that Tan Wenjie was going to a banquet in heaven and wouldn't be coming down anytime soon, he sent the monkey to steal the fruit... As for the reason, he had met Guanyin Bodhisattva a couple of days ago, and some things are most afraid of being reconciled.

What was agreed upon beforehand turned out to be the least valuable part of what the Western Spiritual Mountain had given them.

Master Yuding jumped up, grabbed Tan Wenjie, and dragged him aside.

"Ah Jie, just give me some face, it's just some fruit from you, there's no need to be like this."

He boasted today that he brought monkeys to eat fruit, saying the orchard was huge and he could eat as much as he wanted. But before he knew it, someone had arrived.

"Uncle-Master, if others find out that I can't even handle a monkey that steals fruit, I'll lose face." Tan Wenjie said, raising his right hand and gently rubbing his fingers.

After knowing him for a long time, Master Yuding was able to understand the meaning of the gesture.

They're asking for favors again.

Fortunately, he was prepared. If he hadn't had a plan and had tried to take advantage of Tan Wenjie directly, he would likely have lost everything and been extorted by Tan Wenjie.

"Ahem, Ah Jie, I met Guanyin Bodhisattva a while ago."

Master Yu Ding stopped there, believing that someone as intelligent as Tan Wenjie would understand what he meant.

As expected, Tan Wenjie, who had just been wearing a businesslike expression, immediately changed his demeanor.

“Uncle-Master Yu Ding, you know me.” Tan Wenjie said earnestly, “Although you are not my master, I learned most of my skills from you. You are my half-master!”

Jade Cauldron Immortal was very satisfied with Tan Wenjie's attitude, and even raised his voice to make sure the frozen monkey could hear him: "So, what about the fruit here?"

"Eat whatever you want!"

"And Wukong too..."

"Look at my brain!" Tan Wenjie casually pointed and released the immobilization spell on Sun Wukong.

As soon as the monkey was unleashed from the spell, the fruit he had been carrying in his clothes scattered all over the ground. He didn't even look at the fruit, but instead turned to Tan Wenjie and bowed, saying, "Immortal, please forgive me."

He followed Subhuti for several years, doing odd jobs, carrying water, and chopping wood, but he just couldn't learn any real skills.

Now that he has finally encountered a true deity, the monkey is unwilling to provoke him and leave a bad impression.

"This is a case of the flood washing away the Dragon King's temple." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "If we're talking about it, we're of the same generation. If you want to eat this fruit in the future, just come and pick it."

"Cough cough." Master Yu Ding coughed dryly.

“Oh right,” Tan Wenjie said in agreement. “I have great respect for Patriarch Subhuti, as boundless as the waters of the Milky Way. It is your good fortune to be able to become his disciple and cultivate.”

The monkey nodded repeatedly. Since even the true immortals said that the patriarch had real skills, then the time the patriarch twisted his ankle while climbing the wall must have been intentional, as must have been when he fell into the latrine and when the two of them were stung by bees while stealing honey together.

I never imagined that the master would deliberately suffer so much in order to train me, and his acting was so convincing.

Monkey: "This senior brother..."

What a clever monkey who takes advantage of the situation!

"Don't shout!"

"Wukong, your senior brother is a hermit in the mountains, so let's not trouble him. Let's pick the fruit ourselves, or I'll be at a huge loss."

The monkey asked in confusion, "What do you mean by 'losing everything'?"

Watching Yu Ding Zhenren squat down and devour the fruit, Tan Wenjie's lips twitched. Trying to recoup his losses with these sour dates and rotten apricots was simply a pipe dream!

The scriptures, lamp oil, and relics he received were all truly valuable items.

Although Tan Wenjie was not worried that the monkey would find him in the future, in order to cooperate with Yu Ding Zhenren, he still tried his best to pretend to be a wandering immortal and usually just wandered around nearby.

Tan Wenjie was unwilling to play any important role in Sun Wukong's growth.

The monkey was quite excited and occasionally caught a glimpse of Tan Wenjie, exchanging a few words, but the conversations always ended quickly.

Tan Wenjie has claimed this area in the mountains. The immortals will give him some face and not bother him, while the wandering immortals will take a detour. So the monkey usually doesn't see anyone else.

On this day, Tan Wenjie casually gave the monkey a few pointers.

"To accomplish great things, one must have unwavering determination, ample confidence, and sufficient patience. Without these, no matter how powerful one's magic is, it is nothing more than the recklessness of a fool."

"Thank you, senior brother. I, Wukong, am enlightened."

Seeing Sun Wukong's eagerness to learn, Tan Wenjie couldn't help but say, "With your perseverance, you'll succeed at anything."

The monkey scratched its head sheepishly, yet chuckled smugly.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hehehehe." Time passed quickly in the mountains; there were no dynastic changes in the human world, and life was peaceful and uneventful.

On this day, Tan Wenjie had just returned from Mount Hua and landed on Mount Kunlun when he saw a monkey somersaulting and flying away on clouds.

Tan Wenjie landed and stood beside Yu Ding Zhenren, who had returned to his original form.

"Uncle-Master, how are you feeling?"

"The apprentices I taught were all more capable than the last, and they were all more likely to cause trouble than the last."

Over the years, Master Yuding had already concluded that the monkey was definitely a troublemaker. It wasn't such a bad thing to use a disguise back then; otherwise, if things had really come to light... well, let's think of something positive.

He had developed feelings for the monkeys after teaching them for several years.

"I hope Wukong will not tell outsiders that I am his master in the future."

Tan Wenjie: "He won't."

At least in terms of keeping one's word, monkeys are always trustworthy.

Tan Wenjie originally thought that his after-sales work was over and that he could now wander around every day, waiting for the new secret realm to open.

Huashan.

Tan Wenjie had just finished playing a board game with the Three Holy Mothers when he suddenly heard the roar of a dragon in the sky.

The fourth princess of the East Sea Dragon Palace listened intently as her heart landed, her expression tense.

When his gaze fell upon the Holy Mother of the Three Realms, he felt somewhat at ease, but when he saw Tan Wenjie, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not surprising to see Tan Wenjie on Mount Hua. Many immortals who are familiar with Tan Wenjie know that if you want to find Tan Wenjie, you should first find the Third Holy Mother.

His ambition was never hidden, but because he didn't cross any lines and they were just gods with a good relationship, the Heavenly Laws couldn't do anything about Tan Wenjie.

Moreover, even if Tan Wenjie really had a problem, no deity would risk their life to catch him. Being listed among the immortals does not mean that one must be devoted to the Heavenly Court.

Pretending to be unable to win is both against the rules and allows you to complete the mission—a win-win situation.

If you accidentally get killed, no one says you can continue to be a god in heaven after your soul is scattered.

"Yang Chan, A-Jie!" The Fourth Princess quickly greeted them.

Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "Why is Seafood Girl here?"

Unlike the Third Princess, who was idle and had nothing to do every day, the Fourth Princess had many jobs in the East Sea and didn't have many leisure days.

The Fourth Princess said, "A monkey has come to the Dragon Palace, claiming to be a powerful deity who wants to borrow weapons from our Dragon Palace."

In the past, countless demons and monsters came to the Dragon Palace to beg for alms. If a truly powerful one came, the Dragon Palace would take the initiative to give it to them and form a good relationship, after all, the Dragon Palace was truly wealthy.

Now that we're familiar with Tan Wenjie, there's no need to hold a grudge. If you've latched onto someone's coattails but can't swagger around with them, then you've wasted your time.

“Borrow it, why wouldn’t I?” Tan Wenjie retorted.

Fourth Princess: "..."

This was not the answer I expected.

“My father said…”

“Tell your father that the monkey is no ordinary person. Give him whatever he wants and make a good connection.” After saying that, seeing that the fourth princess was still standing there, he added, “His temper is even worse than Nezha’s, tsk, and he is a stone monkey born from nature.”

In other words, the method used by the Dragon Palace of the East Sea to flood Chentang Pass and force Nezha to commit suicide was ineffective against the monkey.

"hiss--!"

The fourth princess gasped for breath, her expression changing drastically.

Serving them well will create good karma; serving them poorly will result in them causing a ruckus in the Dragon Palace.

She didn't doubt Tan Wenjie's words: "I have something to do, I'll go first!"

After leaving behind a message, the fourth princess hurriedly transformed into a dragon and soared away on a cloud.

"Is that monkey really that dangerous? Aren't you going to help?" The Third Holy Mother asked, already holding the Lotus Lantern in her hand.

"Only the squeaky wheel gets the grease," Tan Wenjie said, grabbing her arm. "It's not a bad thing to let the Dragon Palace suffer a little loss."

Given the immense wealth of the Dragon Palace, even if Sun Wukong moved so much that he vomited, the Dragon King's losses would be negligible.

On the contrary, this incident provides a good reason to cry.

"Is it really okay?"

"Of course it's okay."

East China Sea, Crystal Palace.

A group of sea fish were swimming slowly when suddenly, as if they had received some kind of signal, they all stopped and parted to welcome the dragon-like figure that had plunged into the water.

Upon reaching the palace, the dragon's shadow transformed back into human form.

The Dragon King of the East Sea, who was serving the monkey, saw the Fourth Princess return alone and anxiously went to greet her.

"What about people?"

He tilted his head and looked again and again, finally confirming that there was no extra powerful person on or behind the Fourth Princess.

"Ah Jie said, 'Deal well with this monkey and make a good connection.'"

Dragon King: "..."

"Also, A-Jie said this monkey is even more capable than Nezha, and has a terrible temper too. If you don't treat him well, things might get out of hand..."

"Hey, why didn't you say so sooner!"

The Dragon King of the East Sea slapped his thigh.

His generosity and fondness for giving away treasures are well-known; he's quite adept at it.

"The arrival of the celestial being brings great honor to my humble abode, the Dragon Palace."

……

Sun Wukong began his carefree days, and instead of getting into trouble for begging at the Dragon Palace, he was invited to become a deity in heaven.

At the same time, Tan Wenjie also began his work in the human world.

Within his jurisdiction, he was responsible for managing flood control, dealing with demonic disturbances, and other issues.

Moreover, there are some exceptions, and all in all, if it weren't for the judge's document book assisting him, he would have been in a complete mess long ago.

Unbeknownst to her, the female believer once again reached the end of her life and entered the cycle of reincarnation.

After being reminded by the judge, Tan Wenjie offered the other party the protection of merit.

Lifetimes come and go, and each new beginning means she has nothing to do with her previous life, yet she always becomes Tan Wenjie's follower, as if their fate was already predetermined.

He is currently preparing to develop his title of "Judge" and take control of life and death.

Only by proving more wrongful convictions and gaining notoriety can one have the opportunity to build a good reputation.

The sky was pitch black, and dark clouds obscured the moon.

A figure broke through the barrier of the Desire Realm and arrived in the mortal world.

Long sleeves flutter and sway.

"I really don't understand what the Weaver Girl was thinking."

The moonlight pierced a hole in the dark clouds, illuminating her profile with silver frost—it was the Seventh Princess of Heaven.

She wondered why her aunts and sisters were all yearning for worldly life.

Fortunately, she had no interest in worldly affairs.

Love? Even a dog wouldn't date. (End of Chapter)