This man knows how to hype

Chapter 552 Those Are Not Tears, They Are Water Secreted by Yawning

"Grandma, can you hear me? I'm Xiao Ge, I've seen your dad!"

"Please, if you forget him, he will never come back!"

"This is his guitar. He used to play it for you..."

"Look at this photo. This is him. It's dad. Remember?"

"I beg you, grandma, don't forget him~~"

"He wants you to hear this song..."

"Please remember me~~ Even though I have to go far away~~ Please remember me~~ When you hear the sadness of the guitar~~"

A long breath of "Hu~" that could only be heard by himself and the people next to him appeared on the screen along with the chorus of an old man and a child.

Assistant Kobayashi tried hard to suppress the swelling and soreness in his eyes.

But no matter how she suppressed it, her nasal cavity began to unconsciously become congested, the tear glands above began to be impacted, and a moist breath lingered in her eye sockets and could not be driven away.

Finished!

It’s really over!

The purpose of following Mr. Li to watch this movie was to find faults.

As a result, facing this 100-minute movie, except for some casual chat with Mr. Li at the beginning, I was completely immersed in it. Not only did I not find any fault with it, I almost cried several times.

Looking at the few words he had written on the tablet screen on his lap, feeling the tears welling up in his eyes no longer, Xiao Lin felt that he could pack up and leave tomorrow.

This is Xu Xiyu’s movie!
This is the movie about the person the boss hates the most!
How could I cry watching this?

damn it!
It’s all the fault of the audience around here. Why are you annoying people sobbing?

Are you responsible if I lose my job?
Do you know how hard it is to find a job these days, you annoying guys!
Especially the person next to me, can you please keep your sniffling noise down... Wait, wait a minute! The person sitting next to me is Mr. Li? !
Thinking of this, Xiao Lin wiped her tearful eyes and then glanced at Li Yi Guang next to her.

Then...an embarrassing thing happened. Li Yi Guang was also secretly glancing at her.

As soon as they looked at each other, Xiaolin suddenly panicked.

She was about to explain that she didn't cry, but she saw Li Yiguang deliberately covering his mouth faster than she did, yawning and saying, "This movie is so boring, I'm sleepy, and I yawned so hard that tears came out."

As soon as these words came out, Xiaolin was inspired and yawned, "Indeed, I am almost dying of sleep too."

"You have worked really hard these days. Go back and have a good rest later." Li Yi Guang said casually, then turned his head back and pretended to continue watching the movie.

While watching, he was cursing in his heart!

Damn it, which bastard is talking nonsense and said that this movie is a self-entertainment princess movie specially made for his cousin!
Princess, your sister!

There’s not even a hair of the princess in this movie!

Also, damn Xiaolin, what are you guessing about?

They also said that Coco was about my grandmother's dream of becoming a musician, and that the main theme of the movie was to tell us not to wait until we die to pursue our dreams.

It's all bullshit!
I said that Xu Xiyu is greedy, lustful, and has low character, but his works are really good! How could he make such a tacky thing?

wrong!

and many more!

Xiaolin won’t notice that I’m crying, right?

Thinking of this, he hurriedly asked, trying to cover up his mistake: "Xiao Lin, you didn't cry just now, did you? Can you cry over a movie like this?"

"No, how is that possible?" Xiao Lin denied it quickly in a panic.

"Anyway, I felt nothing after watching it. Xu Xiyu's level has declined. This movie is not even as good as "Super Family." " Li Yiguang continued to make excuses.

"..." Xiao Lin didn't know how to respond to this comment. How could you compare "The Amazing Family" with this movie?

After Li Yiguang finished speaking, he realized that his comparison was a bit ridiculous.

So, he deliberately yawned and said, "It's boring. Why are they crying? I can't understand why they are crying. If I had known, I wouldn't have come to watch. It's a waste of my time."

"Indeed." Xiao Lin had no idea how to respond and could only repeatedly use these affirmative words to agree.

Fortunately, the movie has come to an end, and I don’t have to hold back my fears anymore. I think my tears are over, and we will have a family reunion soon.

But the truth tells Xiaolin that a family reunion sometimes makes people cry more than a tragic ending.

It’s the Day of the Dead again this year. A little sister has been born in Miguel’s family, and grandma Vivi... has passed away.

When her photo was placed on the altar, Li Yi Guang, who had just been saying that he was bored, couldn't hold it in any longer. The scenes of his interactions with his grandmother flooded into his mind, and he began to rub his face with his hands and continued to pretend to be very sleepy.

Xiao Lin cursed in his heart: "Damn you Xu Ah Dan, you still do this in the end?!!"

The two who couldn't cry couldn't hold it in anymore.

As for the other audience members who can cry, that goes without saying.

At the same time, in another theater where the preview was being shown, the seven masters and apprentices from the Jixiang Society, who were finding faults in their notebooks, all fell into a daze.

Listening to the sobbing sounds coming from all around;

Watching the scene on the screen where Vivi had become one of the dead, and the family of three walked hand in hand across the Bridge of the Dead after reuniting with her parents, the seven masters and apprentices felt for the first time what it meant to be an "expert".

It turns out that my master is really an amateur.

It turns out that the movie directed by my lover Xu Xiyu can really beat our own movies!

Why didn’t I realize he was so strong when I watched his other movies before?

Could it be that because I was a bystander before, Xu Xiyu’s movies were good, but they had nothing to do with me; now that I am the opponent, I have a new understanding of the opponent’s strength?
Don't want to admit it.

Guo Jinwei really didn't want to admit that he was moved by this "thing for kids".

So he laughed dryly and said, "I'm old, not a child anymore. I really can't understand cartoons." "Yes, Master, these are things for children to watch, they are really childish. Unlike us, we are facing audiences of all ages." The apprentice Li Xiangrui quickly agreed.

Hearing this, Guo Jinwei did not continue the topic, but asked again: "How do you remember?"

As soon as this question came out, the six disciples all showed embarrassed expressions.

Remember how?
I didn’t remember it at all!

Everyone went to watch a movie afterwards. Who still remembers why they came?
Seeing that the notebooks of the six brothers were almost empty, Wu Jiming said quickly: "The theater is too dark, we can't write. Master, don't worry, we will recall it when we go back and extract the points we want."

Guo Jinwei nodded when he heard this, but did not comment.

The other five brothers also hurriedly took advantage of the fact that they had just finished watching the film and the impression was still fresh in their minds, and planned to write some negative comments on their notebooks based on their memory of the plot.

But it would be fine if we didn't recall it. Once we recalled it, we found out...

It’s over!

All I can remember are the touching parts, where are the black spots? !

Also shouting "It's over" were Mao Gaojun and Qi Xiangyang on the other side.

"It's over, isn't it? This is even more exaggerated than "Wall-E"! Which bastard said that this is a self-entertainment movie customized for Miss Hu?" Qi Xiangyang was dumbfounded.

"Now that I think about it, we were all fooled by Xu Xiyu. We were all deceived by this name. It is normal for Miguel's great-grandmother to be called Vivian at this age.

This name was originally commonly used in the past, just like Coco, Mary, and the like. "When Mao Gaojun said this, his expression was as if he was constipated.

To be honest, he is different from others. He has never denied Xu Xiyu's talent, so he anticipated that "Coco" might be good.

But I never expected it to be this good.

Animated films are too niche in the domestic film market. After the glory days of Shanghai Film Studios, animated films have not made any progress until now.

If it weren’t for Xu Xiyu’s previous "Wall-E" that came out of nowhere, the domestic animation film market would still lack content for all age groups.

I thought "Wall-E" was already an exceptional performance, but here comes "Coco"?
What’s the matter? Do you, Xu Xiyu, want to be the “Disney” of China?

How the hell do we play this?
Not to mention that Zhang Jianbai can't control all the actors in the entertainment industry. Even if he did, it would be useless. This grandson surnamed Xu can still make movies without actors!

Thinking of this, Mao Gaojun suddenly cursed for some reason: "Damn it, if you look at it this way, the Oscar for Best Animated Feature should go to Xu Xiyu!"

"Don't dare to say anything nonsense!" Qi Xiangyang quickly told Mao Gaojun to shut up. If Xu Xiyu won the Oscar, wouldn't he be overjoyed?

"Look at you, what are you worried about? It's impossible to win. Given the current situation in the United States, the Oscars won't give this movie a shit award." Mao Gaojun shrugged.

"That's right." As soon as these words came out, Qi Xiangyang instantly breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became happy.

Seeing him happy, Mao Gaojun was speechless: "No, what are you happy about? Our initial expectation was that his film would fail, not whether it would win an Oscar or not!"

As soon as these words came out, Qi Xiangyang's expression froze on his face.

The one with an even stiffer expression was Zhang Jianbai from Zhejiang Province. As a director with "pursuit of literary and artistic expression", he felt heartbroken when he saw "Coco".

He kept asking himself: "Such a good movie, why was it created by Xu Xiyu? Such a good movie, why was it not created by me?!!"

Hey.

Extremely jealous.

As a creator, his mentality is completely different from that of pure investors such as Mao Gaojun, Qi Xiangyang and Li Yiguang.

"Fortunately, fortunately I still have "Fate". The theme of "Fate" is not worse than this movie. Fortunately, fortunately..." Zhang Jianbai began to comfort himself.

However, he can comfort himself, but the creators of "The Super Family" really cannot comfort themselves.

At this moment, the director of "The Amazing Family" looked at the end credits scrolling on the screen, recalled the plot of the movie just now, and suddenly laughed at himself.

While laughing, he said to the producer next to him: "You say... this person, how can the gap be so big?"

The producer opened his mouth and uttered a consolation after a long while: "It's a script problem. The script of "The Incredibles" is totally incomparable to this. I now feel that "The Incredibles" is a pit."

"Don't comfort me. What's the problem with the script? It's all about family. Look at what others say, and then look at what we filmed, haha~~" the director said, and couldn't help laughing at himself.

"No, I really think..." Seeing this, the producer spoke again.

But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the director: "I said, don't comfort me, we all know that "Superpower Family" is Xu Xiyu's masterpiece to train Yuan Huaqing as a comedian.

This film was a project that was forcibly seized by Mr. Zhang and his team. If it hadn't been seized, it might have been taken away by Xu Xiyu. You said there was a gap in the script? How is that possible?
Could it be that Xu Xiyu has been plotting against Mr. Zhang and the others from the beginning, just to set up some traps for us? If that is the case, it only proves that he is more terrifying, and the gap between us and him is even greater."

After these words came out, the producer was speechless.

He was speechless. On the other side of the capital, Guo Jinwei's "favorite disciples" Cao Xiangyun and Yang Jihua, who had secretly watched the preview, had a lot to say.

Compared to the dullness of his master and everyone in Huahai, Cao Xiangyun was extremely happy.

He pulled Yang Jihua and said, "Look, look at the team led by Mr. Xu, and then look at the group of idiots led by Master, this is the difference!

My goodness, all the audience in the theater were crying just now, even you cried, don’t deny it, I saw it all.

On the other hand, when watching our master's film "Superpower Family", the audience laughed, and they laughed out of anger. When watching Xu Xiyu's film, the audience wiped their tears while saying it was good.

When watching our master’s movies, everyone was about to ask for a refund, and they were all cursing…”

"Okay, why are you so happy? You keep repeating the same thing over and over again." Yang Jihua was actually a little gloating, but not as excited as Cao Xiangyun. After all, he was older and could keep things to himself.

"I am happy, of course I am happy, just wait, the first round of previews has ended, and there are many ordinary audiences, colleagues and media who have come to watch.

Put this movie next to "The Super Family", Master and those weirdos have a lot of fun. Hua Hai also has a lot of fun!"

The facts are just as Cao Xiangyun said.

Soon, the "Binary Phantom" team who were on a roadshow just entered the venue to interact with the audience, and the film review of "Coco" came out.

Of course, it’s not a serious film review, but a video recorded on the spot by a certain entertainment self-media blogger who had watched the film and was holding up his mobile phone with red eyes.

(End of this chapter)