Didn't you say that we would lose money after filming?

"If you look at things from the perspective of someone who has experienced it, it's like this. You have to put yourself in their shoes. At that time, China's aesthetics and thoughts were not as advanced as they are now. If you look back at the things you did as a child, it would be even more embarrassing."

"The above, the public has sharp eyes. Sometimes standing against the public does not make you look noble. For example, when I look back at the previous Spring Festival Gala, I still think it is very good. There is no such boring feeling as it is now. Let me just say that the previous Spring Festival Gala never! Never! Never lip-synced! Even stage accidents would make people feel very funny."

"It's normal that today's skits are not funny, because these so-called screenwriters don't even understand the basic core of comedy. The core of comedy is tragedy. They only think about reporting good news and not bad news, and they only think about elevating the theme. Even most screenwriters at this level don't know what the lives of ordinary people are like.

Then how can they write a tragic story that is close to ordinary people?
Without the tragic core, how can we create a good comedy?
Although Xia Yuan often shoots comedies, he always says: What I write are actually tragedies.

The core of his comedy often expresses something very sad and profound.

This is the basic logic of why skits are no longer funny, because they simply can’t be funny.”

"Alas, the Spring Festival Gala was not going well in the first place, and then Director Wuerlantu had health problems. Given his current condition, it is questionable whether he can be responsible for the Spring Festival Gala well."

"I already have a feeling that this year we're going to see a big one."

Various comedy bloggers also released many jokes to predict the topic.

After all, there have been many hot topics in the past two years.

They even took into account the Spring Festival Gala's tendency to rehash old material and produced a lot of satirical segments.

For example, there is no holiday on New Year’s Eve. We watch the Spring Festival Gala and work overtime in the company, and then we make dumplings together.

It directly formed a ridiculous dumpling universe.

"Well, as for the theme, just make it: abrupt appearance + forced conflict + unfunny jokes + crazy quarrels on New Year's Day (remember to add more) + inexplicable reconciliation + educational significance + a wonderful happy ending, with some marriage urging elements in between, and remember to quote cliched Internet memes for some skits.

Remember, it has to be a bad joke!

Hey, just eat this dish. Just decide whether it looks good or not. I guarantee you won’t make a sound once you finish it.”

“I’ll bet!

1. Opening folk dance
2. Introduce various sub-venues
3. Virtual AI interaction
4. Foreign friends come to say a few words
5. Shots of people working at the front line
6. Sponsor Section

7. Crosstalk: New Crosstalk in the New Era, New Development

8. Popular stars sing together
Theme of the sketch
It is impossible that there will be no holiday on New Year's Eve, but there will definitely be songs praising people for not taking a holiday on New Year's Eve and sticking to their posts.

"I've already thought about the time when the host will hold the microphone and say 'Zundujiadu' in a broadcasting voice, or sing in unison 'Hey hey hey hey hey inspiration mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom I wipe inspiration mushroom inspiration mushroom', and then the whole family will dance Xingqi shake together, ug——"

"Don't talk about the people upstairs, I already have the picture."

"I've watched this skit for a year and I'm annoyed by it. At the beginning: the parents are urging the daughter to get married, and the daughter is refuting. At the end: the daughter actually has a handsome and rich boyfriend, and the parents are very happy.

It really disgusts me. I really shouldn't expect the Spring Festival Gala to understand the pain of being urged to get married. It feels like it's just making fun of my pain. I don't mind showing off my love, but can you please not use urging to get married as the pretext for skits? "The current Spring Festival Gala is fundamentally wrong. In the past, the Spring Festival Gala was just a show to entertain everyone during the Chinese New Year. Now it's to meet the requirements of the higher-ups and to convey some inexplicable values ​​and promote something. To put it bluntly, it's to 'educate' you during the Chinese New Year. The key is that its promotional methods are extremely routine and boring and often backfire."

"There's no need to suppress it. The Spring Festival Gala has changed a long time ago. It's no longer full of fireworks. There's nothing we can do about it because the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast all over the world. You can't really control the output of politics. I don't want to comment on right or wrong, it's just really boring. But I can offer some humble opinions. That is, when you watch the Spring Festival Gala, the evening show in Liaoning is really no worse than the Spring Festival Gala in terms of happiness."

"Anyway, in recent years, the Spring Festival Galas of major local TV stations are much better than the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and are even inferior to the B station New Year's Eve."

"Language program: Crosstalk "Fighting, cool!" by Demacia's Last Glory & Kuaiban Metaverse

Dance program: "Silky Shake" by Shadow Master 1 & Haiming Ai Meili

Martial arts program: "All evil will be brought to justice" by @八龙孙国帅

Music program: "My requirements are not high" by @昏元Rysn
Magic show: "My Black Cut" by @吴湖大司马

Song: "Smoke Diatance" by @Litang Dingzhen
Peking Opera: The Goddess Splits the Temple by @袖子WX
Traditional program: "Making Dumplings" by @手速僧abyss @Tiger西西
Chorus: "Unforgettable Tonight" by @Cat Diary Official. "

"I'm dying of laughter. Isn't this program list upstairs more interesting than the current one? If the Spring Festival Gala is really performed according to this, I will definitely watch it, okay?"

And just when the discussion was heated on the Internet.

Suddenly, Huayang Radio Station, He Ye and Xia Yuan jointly issued a new announcement.

China Central Television: [Based on the ratings trend of the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, our station will reconsider the reform of the Spring Festival Gala. After careful consideration, the original director Wuerlantu will be replaced and director Xia Yuan will take over the directing work of this Spring Festival Gala! ]

Wuerlantu: [Come on, Xia Yuan! ]

Heye: [Our group has decided to invest in the Spring Festival Gala and be responsible for the entire preparation of the gala. The amount of investment is: 50 billion RMB! ]

For a moment, the entire network was silent.

Soon afterwards, a tsunami of public opinion erupted.

"??????"

"No, you really want to change, buddy?"

"Ah?? Really innovative??"

"What the hell!? Xia Yuan is in charge of this Spring Festival Gala!?"

"No, isn't this the most important thing? Isn't the most important thing the 50 billion?" (End of this chapter)