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Chapter 200 Giving Lin Miaomiao a Physical Health Lesson
"What's a boomerang?"

Seeing that Fang Yifan didn't ask and looked like he didn't know and didn't want to know, He Chen was kind enough to tell him.

"It's very simple. You throw a dart, intending to hurt someone, but you miscalculate and don't hurt anyone at all. The dart misses the target and swirls back to hit you instead.

This is the boomerang.

To put it more colloquially, the clown is actually me.”

"What do you mean?" Fang Yifan understood the meaning of Boomerang and felt terrible. He looked at He Chen in disbelief.

Lin Lei'er understood immediately, his eyes filled with disbelief.

"He Chen, do you mean that Fang Yifan's mother is also pregnant with her second child?" Lin Miaomiao suddenly realized and was shocked, then looked at Fang Yifan as if he was a fool.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Fang Yifan was hurt by Lin Miaomiao's eyes.

If this is true, then all the words he just said to mock Lin Miaomiao were self-contradictory.

It was even more shocking than the last time he caused trouble for Lin Miaomiao and got slapped in the face for mocking Lin Miaomiao's father for making money like dead.

At least his father didn't sneak out to do the funeral work that time.

And this time his mother might also be pregnant.

He just felt a burning pain on his face.

Although he said he didn't believe it, just as He Chen had said before that his basic statement of the facts was correct, he also didn't believe that He Chen was lying about such an easily distinguishable objective thing.

So his mother is probably really pregnant...

And if this is true, it is even more disgusting than Lin Miaomiao’s mother being pregnant!

Because Lin Miaomiao's parents at least never had a special talk with Lin Miaomiao, nor did they hold a small physical health class to teach her to respect her partner and take protective measures.

But his parents specifically talked to him about it, and he just said it out loud.

They also say that family knowledge has a long history, and that parents are the children's first teachers, and that they learn from them through observation and exposure.

And it was particularly loud and proud!

He even planned to use this to prove that He Chen and Lin Miaomiao had no manners, and he also wanted to be He Chen's father for once.

Now that he has been hit by this boomerang, not only he is a clown, but his parents are also clowns.

He taught his son a good lesson, but he and his wife couldn't do it at all, and then someone died. What kind of person is this?
Is there anything more clownish than this?
Why not just stop calling them the Fang family and call them the Clown Family instead!

"Hahaha!" Lin Miaomiao suddenly burst into laughter just like He Chen did before. She couldn't even straighten her back due to laughter. She had to hold on to He Chen beside her. She even took off her glasses to wipe away the tears that overflowed from her laughter.

She completely understood why He Chen smiled like that.

This is really ridiculous.

"Fang Yifan, you are a natural born clown. Why do you need to go to university or study art? You can directly debut and work by playing a clown with makeup or even without makeup."

"You're talking nonsense!" Fang Yifan glared at He Chen: "I don't even know, how could you possibly know?"

"I only found out about my mother's pregnancy when you told her," Lin Miaomiao reminded immediately.

Whether it is true or not, it is true now!

"My situation is different." He Chen smiled and shook his head, looking at Fang Yifan with a half-smile: "And it's normal for me to know. It's abnormal if I don't know it~"

In the next sentence, he used ventriloquism again, imitating Fang Yuan's voice.

"You!" Fang Yifan's face turned red with anger, but He Chen's move reminded him of some scenes that he couldn't bear to look at.

He Chen stood behind his mother and said, "Madam, don't look back, I am your husband~" But this sentence was still a lie.

With the endorsement of a filial son like him, he has to agree with this statement.

There was not a moment when he did not regret making the bet with He Chen. After being branded as the most filial son of all time, he felt like the Jade Emperor who was beaten by Monkey King and would be ridiculed forever.

"Cousin, let's go to the hospital!" Lin Lei'er pulled his cousin, whose face was flushed and trembling with anger and who wanted to take action, and reminded him what was the most important thing to do now.

"Let's go!" Fang Yifan didn't care about being out of breath or cold, and quickly ran out of the school with his cousin and went straight to the hospital.

He wants his mother to tell him in person what is going on!!!
If he had been notified in advance, he would never have asked to be beaten.

He is not like Lin Miaomiao, who would lose his temper with his parents at any time. He does not oppose the second child at all and is not afraid of his position as crown prince being taken away.

With a mother like Empress Dowager Cixi and Empress Wu Zetian around, even his own children can't save their lives.

He didn't dare to stab at all!

But why didn't they tell him, but instead let him hear it from someone else, and that someone was that bastard He Chen.

He was about to explode!
"It's so funny." Lin Miaomiao rubbed her belly and watched Fang Yifan and the others leave in a hurry. She couldn't straighten her back for a moment.

"Okay, stop laughing so hard that you choke." He Chen reminded her, indicating that it was time to go home.

Lin Miaomiao held He Chen back and stopped him from moving. After a while, she stopped laughing and walked out with He Chen, each pushing a cart. Finally, she remembered her worries and became a little sad. "He Chen, I don't think I can look at my mother's pregnancy the way you said."

"It's normal that you can't do it." He Chen smiled and comforted: "The reason I said that is that I don't want you to be used by Fang Yifan again. Your temper will explode at the slightest touch. If you follow his wishes and make trouble with your parents, it will only cause unrest in your family and make him laugh at you. There is no point."

"Ah?" Lin Miaomiao was stunned: "Did you say that on purpose?"

"Don't you understand yet?" He Chen reminded helplessly: "No matter why your parents got pregnant with a second child, it has nothing to do with you.

It's their choice.

Just like when your father changed his job to work in the funeral industry, you had no right to interfere!
You are almost eighteen years old and will be taking the college entrance examination soon. You are an adult now. Do you think of yourself as a little princess and want the world to revolve around you?

If something goes against your wishes, you get unhappy and even say bad things to others?

Think more about everything!
You should think more from your parents' perspective.

You are so old now, and your family is usually happy and harmonious. Your grades are not particularly good, but they are improving steadily now. Why would they take the risk of opening a small account?

If you really want to be open-minded, what have you been doing before?

You've been rebellious for a while.

So this incident was most likely an accident.

To borrow from the physical health lessons Fang Yifan's parents taught him, we must take protective measures.

Not to mention that it is difficult to completely ensure that you do not relax or have a fluke mentality at critical moments. Even if you really do it every time, safety measures are not 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

The successful protection rate of correct wearing is only about 95%.

This is indeed high.

But compared to the 100% you know, is this 5% failure rate low?"

"Ah?" Lin Miaomiao was stunned. She only had eight of her nine orifices open, and her face turned red at He Chen's straightforward physical health class. She even forgot the shock of her parents' sudden pregnancy.

All that was echoing in my mind was, how could he say it so calmly...

(End of this chapter)