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Chapter 199 Hey! This boomerang is professional! (24th day of updates, please give me a monthly ticket!)

"Miao Miao!"

Just when Lin Miaomiao was so sad that she couldn't accept it, and Fang Yifan was laughing smugly like the soldier guarding the warehouse under Li Yunlong in the TV series "Bright Sword", He Chen interrupted the atmosphere with a voice.

"Don't be so anxious to feel bad! Have you forgotten what happened to Fang Yifan last time?"

"Are you saying he is lying?" Lin Miaomiao looked at He Chen eagerly, her eyes less sad and more expectant.

"No!" He Chen shook his head: "He didn't lie when stating the basic facts last time.

My uncle was indeed working in the funeral industry at the time, but his views on the matter were completely wrong and distorted!
Same this time!
Don't believe it.

Think about it carefully. Now the country is vigorously advocating for a second child, and uncles and aunts are first of all responding to the call of the country, which is impeccable in the grand scheme of things.

Secondly, it’s about accumulating good deeds as mentioned before!

Life and death, death and life, is a virtuous cycle.

Your father works in the funeral industry. He is a modern and harmonious version of the Tomb Raiders. He is accumulating good karma for your whole family.

The fact that your mother is pregnant at this age is the result of accumulating good karma.

Think about it, nowadays more and more people are unable to get pregnant for various or even unknown reasons. No matter how much effort they put in and how much money they spend, it is still unsuccessful.

But after my uncle accumulated good karma, my aunt suddenly became pregnant.

Isn’t this the miracle of life!

According to superstition, babies are the reincarnation of deceased people who drank Meng Po soup.

If no one is born, how long will all the dead people have to wait in line to be reincarnated?

Uncle and aunt, are you giving up your own safety and leisure to accumulate good karma?

It is also leaving you a blood relative.

One day they will grow old and leave you, and at that time, your younger brother or sister will be your blood relative who can accompany you throughout your life.

What do you have to be sad about?
You should be happy!"

"You speak so nicely, but it can't cover up the embarrassing fact!" Fang Yifan saw that He Chen's words made Lin Miaomiao feel less uncomfortable, so he mocked again.

"If you really want your family to accompany you, why would you let them take the risk of having a child? You might as well just have the baby with him now.

It is more practical and safer to educate you in this way.

Other parents are all doing their best to help their children prepare for the college entrance examination and would even like to sacrifice themselves for them.

Your parents, on the other hand, directly opened a secondary account. How much they look down on you~"

At this point, he raised his chin again and looked at He Chen sarcastically: “My father told me this when we moved to Shuxiang Yayuan.

It is easy for men and women, especially young men and women, to be impulsive, and sometimes this impulse can lead to tragedies.

If you have a girlfriend, you must pay attention to two points.

First of all, when doing anything with a girl, you must respect her, ask for her consent, and don't force her.

The second point is that if something really happens, you must take protective measures, otherwise if you accidentally get pregnant, it will cause irreversible damage to the girl both physically and mentally.

It is said that parents are the best teachers for their children. My father is protective and loving towards my mother. I have seen it all through his words and deeds.

This is called having good upbringing!
Not like you!

He Chen, you don’t have a father or a mother, so let me tell you these common sense this time, you’re welcome~”

After he said this, he felt that his words were well-reasoned and full of substance, and he was very proud of himself, with a bright smile on his face.

He continued to emphasize that Lin Miaomiao's parents were uneducated and shameful for opening a fake account at such an old age, which made Lin Miaomiao feel uncomfortable. He also mocked He Chen and Lin Miaomiao for being uneducated.

And he also made a cameo appearance as He Chen’s father!

After losing the bet and being verbally taken advantage of by He Chen, he finally got the chance to fight back. It felt so good to be a father for once!
Therefore, he deliberately imitated the tone of voice his father Fang Yuan used when he told him these words.

That's right!

After he drugged someone, Fang Yuan was released from the detention center and moved together. Fang Yuan and Tong Wenjie went to talk to Fang Yifan.

Because his purpose had been exposed at that time, which was to pursue the goddess Huang Zhitao by taking advantage of his proximity.

If his parents didn’t talk to him after the revelation, they would be too irresponsible.

This is like trying to pick up girls even if it means drugging them!

This perfectly violated the two rules his father told him. He neither respected the woman's wishes nor obtained her consent, and he also didn't know if he was prepared for any measures.

You don't have to carry a bunch of small umbrellas with you all the time, but at least you have them at critical moments.

But from that conversation, we also knew that Fang Yifan was not prepared at all in this regard.

Therefore, Fang Yifan's parents felt that the conversation was necessary, timely, meaningful, and successful, and it demonstrated that they, as parents, were very reliable and considerate of the girl... No wonder!
This is all Fang Yifan's self-beautification.

In fact, after knowing that their son drugged Huang Zhitao and wanted to pursue her, who had parents but was as good as having no parents, Fang Yuan and Tong Wenjie didn't say a word and pretended to know nothing.

Anyway, it’s not their son who is really suffering.

When her childhood sweetheart Qiao Yingzi began to drift apart from her son, Tong Wenjie took the initiative to ask Fang Yuan to educate her son in this area.

Rather than education, it is more like a reminder for my son to focus on his childhood sweetheart who is extremely wealthy, rather than some crappy goddess.

Moreover, Tong Wenjie knew her best friend Song Qian. If her son and Yingzi really had an affair, or even caused a death in the critical year of senior year, Song Qian would hate her son for the rest of his life.

Given her upbringing to persuade her best friend to break up instead of reconcile, her best friend Song Qian would definitely have her daughter have an abortion and then stay away from their home completely.

It is precisely because of such concerns and thoughts that they take the initiative to educate their son in this area.

"Hahaha." He Chen's reaction made Fang Yifan's smile freeze on his face. He didn't know how He Chen could still laugh like this at this time.

My initial reaction was that it was not good and I was afraid there might be an ambush here.

But then he realized that he was not Cao Cao, let alone Cao's teammate!
He is Cao's enemy!

Cao thief's laughter like this will only attract more pursuit and blockade, which will only make people laugh more.

He tried hard to think so in his heart, but he couldn't laugh at all. He Chen's past achievements weighed heavily on his mind, making him uneasy.

Isn't there something wrong?
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
However, he did not ask "Why is the Prime Minister laughing?" Lin Miaomiao, who had recovered, cooperated very well and said, "He Chen, what are you thinking about that makes you laugh so happily?"

"My laughing boomerangs are really everywhere." He Chen laughed so hard that Lin Miaomiao was infected and came out of her previous discomfort and underestimated feeling. She couldn't help but smile as well.

"What's so funny about boomerangs?"

He Chen did not say anything, but just turned his bright smile towards Fang Yifan. He also did not say anything, but just looked at him with a smile on his face. It was not until Fang Yifan could no longer bear looking at him that he slowly spoke.

"Do you know what a boomerang is?"

Fang Yifan: “…”

I don’t make it.

Seeing you like this, I don't want to make it either.

(End of this chapter)