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Chapter 131: Not cool enough? Is the tomb raider cool?

Chapter 131: Not cool enough? Is the tomb raider cool?
"After all that talk, it's still not cool enough!"

Fang Yifan saw that the charge he initiated had a very good momentum, but was blasted down by He Chen's verbal attack. He was somewhat convinced and felt that Lin Miaomiao's father's job might not be shabby.

After all, he himself doesn't like studying, and what he thinks about all day long is what the public considers to be "unproductive and devious".

But he had to save his reputation and couldn't just leave in disgrace.

Fortunately, no matter how much He Chen can argue, working in the funeral industry has nothing to do with being cool.

A profession like black people carrying coffins is not cool at all.

More like a joke!
"Not cool enough?" He Chen looked at Fang Yifan, who was trying to save face and retreat, with sarcasm: "You are really ignorant and stupid!

Lin Miaomiao's father is in the funeral industry, which is pretty cool, okay! "

At this point, he looked around at everyone and said, "Let me ask you, is tomb raiding cool?"

"cool!"

"so cool!"

"I like Hu Bayi the best!"

"Fatty Wang is the real God, okay? He is also one of our own in Sijiu City!"

"Shirley Yang, I can do this~"

As soon as He Chen mentioned the tomb-raiding lieutenant, everyone started discussing it. Everyone had their own preferences, but they all thought the tomb-raiding lieutenant was super cool.

no way!
Who can blame Ghost Blows Out the Light for being so well written!
It is easy to doubt whether there really is such a world of tomb robbing, or whether those exciting and thrilling tomb robbing stories really happened in ancient times.

Although it is somewhat far-fetched to talk about the funeral industry and tomb robbing together, it is not completely without reason.

Tomb robbing also involves dealing with the dead in eerie tombs, and sometimes one has to "preside over the reading of eulogies". If you think about it this way, there's nothing wrong with it.

"This is nonsense..." Just because no one said anything didn't mean Fang Yifan wouldn't sabotage him. He had finally found an excuse to save face, and he couldn't let He Chen fool him so easily.

"Far-fetched?" He Chen laughed: "It shows that you still have too little experience! The funeral industry is now a real tomb raider!

This is an open secret abroad!
The news is often reported in newspapers, but you just don’t know it because you don’t read books or newspapers.

Or even if you saw it, you were just blind and had no idea of ​​the inherent relationship involved.

Take the example of living a good life.

They have the most serious aging population, so the funeral industry is booming, and the bodies are handed over to funeral homes after cremation.

After the human body is cremated, in addition to ashes, there are also various trace elements.

These trace elements are rare individually, but if there are enough of them in the remains, what will happen if they accumulate to become a lot?

Not to mention the precious metals such as gold teeth that were inlaid on the bodies during their lifetime.

In a place where life is good, he rents out a crematorium and refines precious metals, which is the modern version of the tomb-raiders.

And it turns out that this works!

A city processed 39 tons of ashes accumulated over nine months, from which 35 kilograms of precious metals were extracted, including 7.2 kilograms of gold, 21 kilograms of silver and 0.2 kilograms of platinum, with a value of about 540 million yuan! "

"hiss!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone gasped. After being shocked, they exclaimed in unison: "Fuck! He really is a tomb raider!!! In the literal sense!"

“……” Fang Yifan was stunned.

Is this even possible?
But He Chen didn't look like he was talking nonsense.

Unexpected series!
And this kind of thing is easy to verify. "This is just one city. Think about the whole country where people are doing well, and then expand it to the whole world!" He Chen laughed and said, "It's not just people who are doing well who are doing this. Many countries in the world have special ashes treasure hunters.

Isn’t this the tomb-raiding lieutenant?
Lin Miaomiao's father is so talented. After working hard for a few years and becoming stronger, he will go to the crematorium where people are living a good life and become a tomb raider. Don't you think it's cool?"

"cool!"

"so cool!"

“It looks very promising.”

Everyone nodded.

Seeing Fang Yifan's dumbfounded expression, He Chen smiled slightly.

Public opinion works like this: even the worst things can be beautified, convincing, and people will scramble for them as long as they are packaged and promoted in a different way.

Not to mention that what He Chen said was completely true.

The job that Lin Miaomiao's father does is very meaningful, and Lin Miaomiao's father is also very talented. He does good deeds and helps the elderly pass away. He also says a few words of farewell to the elderly, who are not familiar with him, are so moved that they directly invite him to work in this field.

What a living funeral!

That is, an elderly person who has a premonition that he is about to die will hold a funeral for himself in advance, call family and friends to attend, and tell him in advance what he will want to say to him after his death.

All the business we took on afterwards were business that came to us automatically through word of mouth from the elderly.

In just less than a month, business was booming.

There were even investors who contacted Lin Miaomiao's father and expressed interest in investing.

What kind of cool counterattack script is this?

He Chen had talked with him and could feel that he was indeed very talented in this field. A lot of what he said was very brilliant, and He Chen approved of it all. This was not one of those packaged counterattack scripts where a montage shot and a personal label were all that was needed.

"Lin Miaomiao's father can be a promising and cool tomb raider, but some people's fathers can't even find a job." He Chen did not let Fang Yifan go and continued to mock him.

"You look down on this and that all day long. I don't know where you get the courage or the face to do that!
Could it be some idiot Fang Baoyu's big face?
How dare you maliciously mock Lin Miaomiao for being like a dog?

You don't even lift up one leg to pee and look at yourself in the mirror. When it comes to dogs, who can be more worthy of the name than you?

You used to be always around Qiao Yingzi and Huang Zhitao, with your childhood sweetheart on the left and the goddess on the right. You kept going back and forth, fighting for the goddesses and insisting on watching movies with them. You even ignored your father who was sent to the detention center by you.

Calling others dogs?
And you, my friend, you are the real dog~!"

"..." Fang Yifan's face turned pale.

Although he had never watched The Boys and didn't know the famous scenes in it, but when he saw He Chen pointing at him and calling him a friend, he knew that it was very hypocritical.

Not to mention that he was directly confronted and scolded later.

"You are not allowed to scold my cousin!" Lin Lei'er mustered up his courage and glared at He Chen.

"I thought you would say don't scold the dog~" He Chen teased.

Everyone understood the double meaning of He Chen's words, knowing that what He Chen said not only meant that Lin Lei'er was defending his cousin and not allowing He Chen to insult his cousin, but also meant that he was defending the dog and felt that calling his cousin a dog was an insult to the dog. They couldn't help but laugh again.

This made Lin Lei'er blush.

Fang Yifan could only leave in embarrassment, dragging his cousin who was making more trouble than help.

Fortunately, his reputation in school has long been a stinking shit. As long as he can get over it in his heart, even if he is scolded harshly, it will be like having too many lice and not being afraid of the itch.

But this level is not so easy to pass!
(End of this chapter)

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