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Chapter 130 In just three years, you will be invincible!

"so funny!"

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Fang Yifan immediately burst into laughter, interrupting the atmosphere which was gradually becoming unfavorable to him.

"Look at the news reports. Lin Miaomiao's father fought alone without even a single soldier under him. You can see how humiliating this job is!
There are 360 ​​professions and every profession has its top talent?
It takes no technical skills for a puppy to carry a coffin!
What's the threshold for testing a grave for the dead?

Stop flattering him!

Are you still accumulating great merit?

We are all atheists, but we still believe in this kind of feudal superstition. Isn't it shameful!"

Fang Yifan spoke to the crowd while glancing at Lin Miaomiao's reaction.

He knew that he could not deal with He Chen at all, and he could not break He Chen's defense for the time being.

It doesn’t matter. He can just convince the students who are watching and make them agree with what he said. As long as there are enough people and public opinion is aroused, the brainless Lin Miaomiao will definitely get angry and make a scene again.

As long as Lin Miaomiao gets anxious and makes a fuss, he wins.

If He Chen didn't care about the people around him, he really wouldn't be able to do anything to the invincible He Chen!
Before, he was jealous of He Chen because he had more and more friends around him, but now he is not so jealous.

Every advantage has its disadvantages. Now it's your turn, He Chen, to pay the price for your friend!

After Lin Miaomiao heard what Fang Yifan said and looked at the reactions around her, she felt a little agitated and embarrassed.

"You listened to him, a loser who was ranked last in the school, saying that he had no skills and no barriers to entry, and you actually believed it?" He Chen laughed.

"He really thinks that studying doesn't require any skills or barriers, and anyone can do it. But if his parents hadn't spent hundreds of thousands of dollars every year to send him to Chunfeng Middle School, with his grades, he wouldn't have been able to go to high school after nine years of compulsory education without any barriers.

Even if he managed to get into high school now, with his grades, is it possible for him to go to college without any barriers?

In the end, 80% of them want to spend more money and have no chance to go to college because they have no threshold and continue to wait until the end."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone burst into laughter.

After all, everyone standing here is confident that they can make fun of Fang Yifan.

Because no one could be worse than him, who was ranked last in the school, so he certainly had the qualifications and confidence to laugh at Fang Yifan. He also suddenly felt that it was indeed ridiculous for Fang Yifan to talk about technology and thresholds.

No one understands more than him!

Fang Yifan looked very unhappy.

He was completely unable to refute this kind of personal attack.

Because this is who everyone knows him as!

"Fang Yifan didn't believe me when I said that Lin Miaomiao's father had accumulated good karma for her, and great good karma at that. He said that this was feudal superstition and that we atheists shouldn't believe it?" He Chen continued to mock.

“This is even more ridiculous!
He mocked the funeral industry that Lin Miaomiao's father worked in, saying it was shameful. Why?
Just dealing with the dead?
Doctors often deal with dead bodies, so why doesn't anyone think that being a doctor is shameful?
Isn't it he who is the feudal and superstitious one?
I actually think Lin Miaomiao will be afraid to go home. What does she need to be afraid of?
Are you afraid of the ghost in your heart?
You are an atheist!
Even ghosts are more atheists than you!"

"Hahaha!" The onlookers burst into laughter again. They all felt that what He Chen said was not only right, but also funny and humorous.

"Why don't you need any skills? What kind of skills are needed for a dog to carry a coffin? Don't you guys use the Internet to see the classic picture of a black man carrying a coffin?
That's what we call professional!
Has anyone else been praised like this for carrying a coffin?
Why don't you try to lift one?
And now Lin Miaomiao’s father is alone, so it means no one is willing to do this job. Isn’t it too shabby?
That is the pure stupidity of not eating meat!
How long has it been since Lin Miaomiao's father was invited to change careers?
Not even a month yet!

If he could employ a large number of employees in such a short period of time, then the saying "a top talent in every field" would not be enough to describe him. The saying "a man sent from heaven to work in the funeral industry" would be more appropriate!
Is it easy to preside over a funeral?
If you are hosting the event for your own family, you can indeed keep everything simple and there is no need for any technical content. Just like you are studying, but you can easily be the last in the school. This is too easy for you!

Even Ji Yangyang doesn't have this ability when he doesn't write an essay! "

Having said that, amidst the laughter of the crowd again, he withdrew his mocking gaze from Fang Yifan and cast it on Lin Miaomiao, who had a very excited look in her eyes and was eagerly expecting He Chen to say more.

“Let me ask you, if you were conducting a funeral at a grave and it suddenly started to rain heavily, what would you do?

Most people would think of taking shelter from the rain or holding an umbrella. But what if there are not enough umbrellas? In short, they would be very panicked and feel that it is a bad omen and feel bad.

But some people can remain calm when they encounter it for the first time, and immediately stop everyone and tell them that this is the last blessing from the old man, and let everyone accept it! Thank the old man who passed away.

Then everyone was arranged to continue with the funeral ceremony. Everyone obeyed and were very moved, and the sadness was alleviated a lot.

After learning from this experience, the next time he hosts such a funeral, he will remind everyone to bring an umbrella.

This is professionalism!
That’s talent!”

"My dad is so awesome..." Lin Miaomiao no longer felt ashamed to lower her head. Instead, she regained her carefree and optimistic self, and all four of her eyes began to shine.

"What else?" He Chen said with a smile: "With your father's talent, he might be able to become big and strong soon. By then, not everyone can ask him for help. The threshold is not low.

Some people need your help to get them to visit you!

As for making money from dead people?

That's even more of a joke!
Can the dead open their coffins and give money?

Isn’t it all money given by living people!
Besides, funerals are not originally held for the dead.

Most dead people don’t care about this!
Only living people care!
Funerals are more about comforting the living.

Your father's job is not only promising, but also very meaningful. It is a truly people-oriented service!
If done well, it can comfort the grief of the family members.

Any unprofessionalism will only magnify the grief of the family members.

This is work on the front lines of grief!

Isn't this more noble than the psychologists and counselors who sit in office buildings and ask people to pay a lot of money to have a chat?

Lin Miaomiao, you shouldn't feel ashamed, instead you should be proud of your father!
I tell you clearly again, if your father continues to do this, in no more than three years, he will be able to accumulate tremendous merit for you and ensure that you will be safe, happy and prosperous!

Do you believe it or not? "

"I believe it!" Lin Miaomiao nodded vigorously. After He Chen let go, she mustered up her courage, walked to the front, faced all the onlookers, and said loudly, "My father is in the funeral industry. I'm proud of him!"

"Good!" As Qiao Yingzi and the others applauded and cheered, the onlookers also applauded and praised.

Although some people still have an instinctive fear of working in funerals, at this moment they will no longer be afraid of, resist or even ridicule Lin Miaomiao.

Because Lin Miaomiao is sunny, confident and cheerful, she is totally incompatible with those negative information.

(End of this chapter)