I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 224: No Intent on Becoming a Human
"Xiong Dan, has your work been going well recently?"

"It went very smoothly. My boss was very nice to me and even gave me a high temperature subsidy last month."

“High temperature subsidies in April?”

"I was on a business trip, in the tropics."

"Oh, that's more like it..."

Wang Xiongdan called his former coworkers, and when his "godfather" Du Yao heard that he would give out high temperature subsidies in April, he was excited.

Now, thanks to Boss Li, I'm doing pretty well at the "Tianxie Building" and it won't be a problem for me to earn 500,000 or 600,000 this year.

Compared with the previous boss Li, Li Jie is much better than Li Shude. He gives money promptly and does not make any trouble, and he does not shirk responsibility.

Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. As long as you do the job well, you will not lose a penny.

The body may still be tired, but the mind is not tired.

Wang Xiongdan also called his family to report that he was safe. He had previously transferred 100,000 yuan to his family, which made his hometown suspect that he was doing some illegal business outside.

Wang Xiongdan was very sad about this because there was no doubt that he was breaking the law.

Grandma! !

On board a pirate ship!!!

Han Zitong and Li Fazhu would occasionally send emails to the headquarters. Some unimportant matters were handled by Wang Xiongdan himself, and then they would communicate with each other about the current situation.

When the two old men heard Wang Xiongdan say that there were many new assistants in the secret base in Baohua Mountain recently, they panicked. Could it be that this damn boss was about to reach the stage of "killing the donkey after it has done its job"?
Are these two middle-aged men going to be caught?
"Xiao Sun, who is this newcomer? Do you know where he is from?"

"Oh, he is from Sanjiang County, but I can't tell you which city he is from."

"How old are you? Are you thirty?"

"I'm not even thirty yet..."

Wang Xiongdan thought that a baby of a few months old must be under 30 years old, right?
He wasn't lying.

"Good fellow! He is less than 30 years old! The boss is going to start to go for the younger route." Han Zitong sighed when he heard this. He had known that this day would come. What's the point of being an old soldier like them? Even if they went to Buckingham Palace, they couldn't beat an Elizabeth or Victoria alone.

sorrow!!
It is normal for people to become weaker as they grow older. All we can say is that when people reach middle age, they can only seize the remaining time and quickly earn enough money for their retirement in the second half of their lives.

Take advantage of the fact that your boss pays you readily, and you can have a family if you have money.

"No wonder they asked us two old guys to go to North America and Japan respectively. It turns out they recruited new people."

Master Li Fazhu had just enjoyed "Yamato Nadeshiko No. 18" in Heian-kyo, and was particularly rational during the "Sage Time". He boldly speculated that the boss seemed to want to expand the business, and whether the underground world would be in chaos in the future would be up to Master Li.

"Don't complain yet. By the way, Xiao Sun, does this new employee hired by the boss have any skills?"

"They are very skilled in using energy weapons, and it's a five-man team. The coordination between the air-to-ground unmanned equipment is also very exaggerated. The firepower of the five-man team is more exaggerated than that of a heavy artillery regiment."

"What the hell are you talking about? Do you know what heavy artillery is?!"

"I'm not lying, it's true. The boss also built a special protective cabin for them, which is resistant to ultra-high temperatures. The first layer of coating on it can withstand temperatures of 2,300 degrees..."

"Fuck! This is so outrageous?! The boss is raising them like his own sons. Isn't he taking care of them too much?!"

"Uh……"

Wang Xiongdan thought about it and said, "It's not wrong to say that. After all, he is indeed raised as a son."

"Fuck, this new guy is really something. He is not an ordinary person to be able to flatter to this extent."

"Uh……"

Wang Xiongdan thought about it again, "They don't look like ordinary people. They are quite fierce, and their various team tactics are very brutal. Moreover, the area around Baohua Mountain has been cleared. Except for Huanghua Temple, all industrial land has been abandoned. It is now owned by Tianxie Industry."

"..."

"..."

The old man in the middle was completely stunned. They had only been on a business trip for a few days, and the style of the base had changed?
Is this stupid boss trying to turn this into a large military base?
It’s no wonder that when Wang Xiongdan sent the pictures of the new patrol robot to the two old men, Han Zitong and Li Fazhu were both confused.

What is the complete form of "Lee's Plasma Cannon"? !

What is an air-to-ground integrated combat robot formation? !

When the hell did that new supercapacitor for directed energy weapons come out?
That cyclotron launch site... what the hell is that?!
Is this Baohua Mountain? !
When seeing an anti-satellite satellite that was about to be launched, Han Zitong felt that the water of the Mississippi River tasted a bit sweet. It must be because the local water pipes were made of lead.

Li Fazhu immediately came to his senses, and quickly kicked "Yamato Nadeshiko No. 18" out of the "tatami", then recorded a video expressing his loyalty, saying that although he is old, he is still very experienced and capable in training new people, and asked the boss to believe that he is loyal to the boss for the sake of their long-standing friendship.

The boss is awesome!!

Compared to the Nishi-Osaka zombie dance, the unemployment crisis is the real crisis!

Especially when the boss offers good benefits.

Now when Han Zitong and Li Fazhu chat privately, they are both very nervous. After all, there are five young "battlefield artists" under the age of 30 who have joined the boss.

The stupid boss is already ridiculously powerful, and now he's even more powerful.

It’s outrageous!

"I can see from Xiao Sun's words that he is panic-stricken and extremely afraid of the five new guys. They are not ordinary people."

"Old Qian, do you think it could be the special forces of the Aerospace Force?"

"It's not impossible, especially in recent years, the focus has been on lunar development. The low-Earth orbit group of the Aerospace Forces really doesn't get much funding. It's not unreasonable to change to a private boss to make a living. Lao Zhao, I think we still have to create value for our gang... team. I have to look for my previous relationships and find out some smuggling channels other than the Yang family. This idiot likes to rob the smugglers. I have to be more sensible."

"Hmm... that makes sense. I'll try to find some of the Yang family's less-used hiding places. Maybe there will be a lot of cash and valuables..."

The two middle-aged old men were forced to sell out their "old master" for fame and fortune to make a living. They had no motivation to work before because the stupid boss himself was too narrow-minded in his business.

It’s different now. Not only are the bosses good at both literature and sports, but they are also busy with robbery and smuggling. Their business scope has been expanded, and they have started to turn the arms business into ocean trade. Aren’t they smarter?
Even if you're not after a generous pension, wouldn't you want to buy two houses in the school districts around Jianye's best schools?
Can they buy a house with their real identity?

There is no door.

And you have to rely on the stupid boss to give you face.

But now there are five new people, and the competition is fierce!

It would be great if all of them were rookies like Wang Xiongdan.

Boss Li has dominated the sports news media these days. In short, he is a once-in-a-century genius. In the decathlon, he defeated all his competitors in seconds, and in the 100-meter race he even surpassed the first place in the individual 100-meter group competition with a time of 9.55 seconds.

His 100-meter result was 9.52 seconds, just 0.03 seconds away from the world record of 9.49 seconds.

In front of the camera, Boss Li pointed at the "Tianxie" trademark and screamed all kinds of weird things. The close-ups were very thorough. It will be no problem for the annual sales of the Champion All-Around Running Shoes to exceed 300,000 in the future.

The champion is the best advertisement!

Now we want to invite Boss Li to participate in a dialogue program. The appearance fee is two million, no bargaining.

The national television station wanted to play the "emotional card", hoping that athlete Li Jie would be more open-minded. However, athlete Li Jie said that he is still the boss of the company, Li Jie, and there are so many employees who need to eat, so he cannot be more open-minded at all.

So the national television station gritted their teeth and said, two million is two million, let’s do it!
He couldn't come at all. Because Sanjiang Provincial Government Television offered 3.8 million to invite athlete Li Jie to participate in a talk show in Huating, the name of the show was - Lonely Road.

In short, it's all about telling stories, starting with the "congenital orphan holy body", then the "child star" career, then the fall, and finally the resurgence...

A happy life doesn't need a reason!
It's just that Boss Li's acting skills were too poor, and he couldn't cry and express sad memories in front of the camera. So the Sanjiang Provincial TV Station came up with a creative idea and gave Boss Li a pair of huge sunglasses that covered half of his face, and then quietly made a light and shadow composition so that from a certain angle, Boss Li's eyes looked wet.

With Li Jie's steady tone, the audience in front of the screen imagined too many things...

Only the "Ten Years of Black Fans Group" was in chaos. They just wanted to know whether the female host who interviewed Brother Xie was wearing flesh-colored stockings.

Some say she wore it, some say she didn’t, but the miniskirt of the OL suit still makes people think about it.

“Hahahahahaha…this stupid show actually said that people were sad when Crab Brother passed away. Damn, I really want them to see Crab Brother’s face when he showed off his wealth in the group!”

"Fuck! The dead memories are attacking me."

"Pictures coming!!!"

"Here it comes. I've been saving it for ten years."

Those in the group who can save ten-year-old pictures are the chosen ones of the "Ten Years of Fighting Cancer", and there are not many of them.

In this scene, a photo of Boss Li with a childish face was posted.

That year, Boss Li was eight years old. He spread millions of dollars on the table, spread his hands, smiled, and asked his friends in the group to call him dad...

That year, "Did Your Mom Force You to Sing" had not yet joined the group, and Gu Bilin was just an ordinary normal human cub.

The moment this old picture was released, a group of people, as if they were performing "Memoirs of Uchiha", talked about their healthy past, and urged Crab Brother to increase the intensity for them.

If necessary, perform the dissection and administer medicine. As long as it can prolong his life, that's enough.

The only way to survive is to survive.

"By the way, why didn't Crab show up today? Didn't he say he had something to do in the evening?"

"He also said he has six sons now?"

"I believe this. Didn't they say there were already three? I've seen them. They're Crab Brother's species."

"Five-twelfths of semen."

"Suck mine."

"No? What did I miss? What does five-twelfths mean?"

"5/12."

"+1"

"What do you mean?"

"It means that Brother Crab is on track to find twelve wives. He has already completed five of them."

"Fuck..."

There was a commotion in the group, but more people still wanted to know how effective the "Crab Brother Medical Team" was. From what we can see so far, the three people who had received life-saving treatment before have indeed regressed to the early stages of cancer.

Outstanding effect.

So the group atmosphere, which was not very normal to begin with, is now becoming more and more joyful.

Of course, that is not the joy of a normal person, it is just a kind of self-entertainment when one is barely surviving.

Mental state is very problematic...

On this point, "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng" is very sure and certain.

If we change to a more normal group leader, as long as he is not like Li Jie, "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng" dares to guarantee that he must have the intention to embrace the universe and the ambition to include the world.

Only Li Jie's brain circuit is not much better than his group friends, but he is still mentally stable.

However, when Director Xiao thought about the many troubles waiting for him in the future, he became quite uneasy.

Li Jie is selling "Guide Dog Xiaobai". Although these mechanical dogs are very cheap at around 20,000 yuan, it does not mean that they are only worth around 20,000 yuan.

From 200,000 to 2 million...

What is missing?!

A few days ago, Xiao Yuanyin also went for a stroll in Baohua Mountain and saw a place called "Little Star Farmhouse", but it turned out to be closed. He became more cautious and did a quick check. Wow, the owner's name was Gan Xingzhu?

Most people certainly don’t know who Gan Xingzhu is, but Director Xiao knows that this woman is the aunt of Li Jie’s wife, Su Mengyao.

There's something going on here.

That night, Xiao Yuanyin saw five "UFOs" floating on the hill of Baohua Mountain. Local residents whose houses had not yet been relocated kept saying that they were "ghost fires" and called the police.

During the day, Chief Xiao took people to the Huanghua Temple to inquire about it. The temple master "Bai Yanzi" stopped pretending and came clean, saying that the spiritual energy is now reviving and the supernatural events on Baohua Mountain are actually the work of Taoist spiritual pets.

Director Xiao, please don't be surprised by what you see.

The temple master "Bai Yanzi" insisted that it was a spiritual pet, so... then it must be a spiritual pet.

If the people don't report it, the officials won't investigate it.

reasonable.

But from this moment on, Xiao Yuanyin was certain that the strange things happening in Baohua Mountain must be related to Li.

Boss Li did not comment on this. After accepting Dai Zong's interview in Huating, he flew back to Baohua Mountain overnight to continue training with the children.

What we need to simulate now is the "integrated air-space multi-dimensional warfare tactics", and the artificial intelligence "Electronic Mom", also known as "Yaoyao 3.0", will be responsible for the overall firepower control and real-time calculations in this regard. After all, the human brain is not developed to do this kind of work, so it is better to leave it to artificial intelligence.

The configuration of the firepower terminal was done by Li Jie and his six sons, who made instant judgments based on the battlefield situation.

Different levels of drones at different flying altitudes, different unmanned vehicles and combat robots, a single saturation attack can cover one square kilometer, which is equivalent to one thousand 200mm caliber heavy artillery.

After upgrading with the awesome explosives given by the dog system, Boss Li has completely lost his humanity, and his firepower is only comparable to that of a nuclear bomb.

With 20,000 tons of yellow explosive, the center of the explosion is only a few hundred meters in diameter, which is very ordinary.

Of course, the shock wave generated can destroy an entire county, which is really awesome.

After Boss Li had rubbed the "perfect plutonium hemisphere" by hand, he was ready to do big work, but it certainly would not be in Sanjiang Prefecture, he had to choose an international hot spot.

Because the technical paths are different, Boss Li is not afraid of being found out...

It’s a bit anti-human, but as long as people in international hot spots are not treated as human beings, then it’s not anti-human, right?

reasonable.

(End of this chapter)