I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 157: Still No.
"This is not the body model of a professional athlete at all!"

"You're right, he has too much muscle mass. If he's doing long jump, he should reduce the muscle mass in his upper body; if he's doing discus, he should increase the fat..."

"He's never had a body like this. I mean, maybe weightlifting, gymnastics or anything else that requires such exaggerated upper body muscle support, he shouldn't do it. This is more like a good fitness enthusiast."

"Maybe a bodybuilder."

"Fuck bodybuilding!"

In the live broadcast room of the World Athletics Golden League, commentators from many countries are veteran athletes, and at least one of them is a world champion.

When I saw Li Jie's incredible muscle mass, I began to doubt my life.

How did he qualify for the Golden League?
Well, he has.

"Ah!!!! Li Jun! It's Li Jun! Li Jun appears!"

At the invitation of the "Kukai Entertainment Agency", "Edo TV" followed Li Jie throughout the entire process, not because this crappy TV station had any relationship with Li Jie.

It’s just because after buying “Masked Gourd Man”, “Kong Hai” needs to recover funds quickly. In addition, the children are looking forward to the powerful “Gourd Flying Kick”, so this time “Kong Hai” has put a lot of effort into publicity. In short, please enjoy the long jump competition!

"Li Jun's muscles are really impressive!"

"Good afternoon, everyone in front of the TV. Now we are watching the long jump preliminaries of the World Athletics Golden League. The athlete wearing a red sportswear and number 91 is the actor of 'GourdMan', Mr. Li Jie! Now all the athletes are in place, and everyone is preparing for the next competition..."

There are not too many top competitors this time, and the main focus is still the 100-meter race.

Things like long jump and triple jump are not popular.

However, due to Li Jie's appearance, the popularity of the long jump preliminaries reached its maximum.

"Next is the first group of contestants... Oh! Oh! Oh! It appears! It appears! The mysterious hood! Gourdman's red hood! Li Jun's lucky hood, which allowed him to qualify for the Golden League—"

After a long oral sex performance by a frontline reporter, an advertisement began to appear at the bottom of the TV screen.

The same "Power Red" mask headgear, please call to order...

After warming up, everyone just did the jump casually.

However, Boss Li couldn't hold back for a moment. After shaking his muscles in the running area, the moment he started, he saw a row of girls in the audience suddenly lifted up their T-shirts to show their "bosom goddess" style, which immediately made Boss Li use a little more force.

Snapped!
The moment he jumped, he knew he had jumped a little too far.

"Wang, De, Fa..."

The former world long jump champion in the live broadcast room was confused: "His technical movements are not standard at all! He is basically an amateur! But he jumped 8.49——"

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"..."

The intensity of the group stage increased immediately.

Normally, jumping eight meters or eight and a half meters is enough.

Now, Boss Li, the layman, was distracted by looking at breasts and simply jumped a little more, causing a group of athletes to almost break down.

The reason is that although many people also jump with restrained jumping, their best result is only 8.2 or 8.3 meters.

Li Jie's behavior is purely psychological, but even if you are angry, it is useless. Just look at Li Jie's muscles. Even long jump athletes feel dazed when they see him. If they go up to him and bark like a dog, they will probably have their arms and legs broken.

"Fuck, Master Li is awesome!"

Although he is not a long jump coach, it does not prevent Lin Chong and Zhang Qing from cheering Li Jie on.

Not far away were some old colleagues and friends from the national track and field team. After I said hello, I started to doubt my life.

"No... 8.49?! Coach, this is a national record, right?"

"Focus on the game, don't get distracted."

The coaches, assistant coaches, and other members of the long jump team now felt as if ten thousand alpacas were passing through their hearts crazily.

Are you on drugs, kid?!

However, there is a pre-match urine test this time, and being able to participate in the preliminaries means that there is no problem with the urine test.

And unlike others who were so nervous during urine tests that they couldn't urinate, the moment Boss Li took out the urine, the staff lowered their heads in shame.

When the crustacean's "gas gun" is really taken out, it still scares people.

Some staff even believed that an athlete like Li Jie could find a job as a special actor in California even after retiring.

I heard that the "Naked Horse Holiday" series is going to film a 23rd film, and Li Jie can definitely play the role of the "horse".

Although I have comforted my athletes not to be distracted, the most important thing in the competition is participation, and participating in more international competitions is itself a form of exercise.

But the coach himself was immediately defeated. If he had listened to Lao Lin, he would have gone to Sanjiang Province to make a living.

When the athletes adjusted their mentality, the coach learned from a conversation with Lin Chong and Zhang Qing that Li Jie was holding back just now, and his eyes became red at that moment.

"Lao Wang, you can't blame us for this, right? Lao Zhang and I have advised you to come here, and you can design all the long jump training for the boss. Food, housing, five insurances and one housing fund are all included, and a salary of more than 100,000 yuan a year is pretty good, right?"

"Didn't he just jump before..."

"Well, before was before, and now is now. Our boss is a genius and a billionaire, and all training is supported by high technology. It's not drugs. Our boss's training models are all equipped with supercomputers. The javelin action model you used before was produced by our boss' company..." Seeing that his old colleagues and old friends are not living a happy life, "Coach Lin" is still very happy. Of course, this does not prevent him from continuing to urge Coach Wang to come over and join in.

Although Li Ye has no interest in participating in the national team selection and training, he is a Chinese and it is still an honor to win the game.

If it is glorious, then it is honor.

If there is honor, then he is a meritorious coach.

No problem.

Be a little softer...

Life is a little harder.

There are enough people in the group stage, so each person will have three jumps. Boss Li is not in a hurry for the upcoming javelin and discus events, as they are safe anyway.

He also decided to focus on the decathlon starting next year. He was a little short of time this year, which caused him so much trouble.

When the "Decathlon" is launched next year, as long as he beats the individual champion in each sub-event, he will also get an extra championship.

Isn’t it wonderful?

The minimum score is “6+1”.

Now I can only mix it up casually.

At this time, the national television sports channel was also broadcasting the World Athletics Golden League. After a boring commentary in the live broadcast room, the host slapped a few words to the senior sports commentator, and the director's room fell into embarrassment.

Because before Li Jie's first jump, the commentator talked a lot, saying that he would be able to advance to the next round in the group stage with a jump of around 8.1 meters, and that last year at the World Athletics Tour, also at the "Edo Station", he won the long jump championship with a jump of 8.43 meters.

The competition level is average and the viewing experience is also poor...

After just a long paragraph, Boss Li looked at the row of "breasted goddesses" in the audience, stuck his butt out and jumped 8.49 meters.

Although the preliminary results were not counted in the finals, this operation, which directly raised the preliminaries, still made the entire director's room extremely embarrassed.

The host could say nothing except repeating that athlete No. 91 Li Jie performed well.

In particular, they originally favored the "American Games" long jump champion, Donald Rumsfeld, who was in the same group as Li Jie and had a score of 8.05.

Obviously everyone is testing the waters first, and the general height is between 7.8 meters and 8.1 meters.

So Li Jie did this and directly increased the intensity.

The first athlete in the second group jumped 8.28 meters.

After that, there were a bunch of them that were 8.2 meters long.

Boss Li, however, was quite calm. When the reporters were interviewing him, the live broadcast room of the game became quiet.

"Hello, Mr. Li, I am the on-site reporter for this sports meeting..."

"Let's look at the best result in the preliminaries so far, which is yours, Mr. Li..."

"I wonder what Mr. Li thinks about the upcoming game?"

The camera showed Li Jie, but he was wearing a "Red Power" mask, and the feeling was... very subtle.

It was as if the person being interviewed was not a long jumper, but a "wrestler".

Even when Li Jie was being interviewed with his hands on his hips, the audience in front of the TV had a feeling that he would throw the interviewer to the ground or use a "Texas guillotine" on him the next moment.

Very strong.

Very, very strong.

Boss Li did not disappoint his "ten-year old fans". He said, "My idea is very simple. I must win the championship. The rest of us are here to compete for the second place."

"..."

When the reporters, directors, guests, audiences, contestants, etc. all felt that their cerebellums were a little atrophied, Boss Li raised his arms, revealing his strong muscles, and his biceps and pectoral muscles were dancing.

Then, he raised his hand and pointed at the camera...

Great Wilderness Prisoner Heaven Finger!!

"Use thunder to shatter the darkness—"

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"..."

applause!

"it is good!"

"Master Li is awesome!!"

"it is good!!!"

They are all professional teams, the coaching staff, medical team, logistics team...all were applauding excitedly, they were laughing and clapping from the bottom of their hearts.

It has absolutely nothing to do with the "atmosphere group applause allowance" that Boss Li mentioned!
(End of this chapter)