I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 154: Do a Pendulum Dance for Me

What's wrong with liking money? !
The way to make the "little money-grubber" laugh through tears is simple.

"Girl, do the pendulum dance for me, this money..."

Master Li raised his finger and pointed at Jin Momo, "It's yours."

Thanks to Master Li for the rocket!!

Master Li, you are the best!

mua! mua! mua!

The little girl is twisting her body!
Jin Momo actually stood in front of the TV and started twisting her body. She now had chubby baby fat, and the poses she made were really unique.

Most importantly, Boss Li is highly regarded as “rich and generous”.

I danced the "pendulum" for half an hour and regarded it as a fat-loss exercise.

"Little White Cat" is also quite bad. The TV jumped to the song request channel, and the background music was quite consistent with Jin Momo's current behavior.

After all, it is a smart home. Once the curtains are drawn, the atmosphere lights will sway with the rhythm. If Jin Momo goes to a live broadcast platform to sign a contract, she can at least trick one or two thousand old men into following her around.

"You fucking..."

After the twisting was over, Jin Momo was sweating a lot. Then, amid Li Jie's scolding, she quickly picked up the money and started counting it.

She also knew to rub some saliva on her fingers...

"Hey~~"

When Jin Momo counted to twenty-three, her eyes had already become a line due to smiling.

She knelt on the mat beside the coffee table, counting the money with full concentration. When she counted to fifty-eight, Jin Momo shrank her neck and laughed secretly, and even laughed out loud.

Boss Li was completely speechless.

I thought Ji Shengnan was a weird "masochist pervert", but at least her two followers were normal people. On balance, this "three celestial beings" were not that weird.

Now it seems that there is something wrong with this little girl too?
This is not the miser like "Grandet" or the gold digger like "Charity", she just has a problem with her habits, as long as it's money... then there's no problem.

Divine gold.

"what……"

I looked up and sighed helplessly, I was speechless.

Jin Momo didn't care about the noise around her at all. She was just immersed in the joy of counting money. When she counted to ninety-nine, her eyes were already full of pride. "Kukuku~~ So much money, I want to squander it! Hmm? Ninety-nine?"

He suddenly raised his head and stared at Li Jie angrily, but at the same time stuffed a wad of money into his arms: "Son-in-law!"

"What's the dog barking at?"

"Only nine thousand nine hundred! One hundred dollars short!"

"What's a hundred bucks short?"

"Money! A stack of money is ten thousand yuan! Here are only nine thousand nine hundred yuan!"

"Oh, that's a tax."

"..."

Jin Momo was stunned for a moment, then clenched her fists in anger, "Is this all taxable?!"

"How about you go to the platform and do a 'pendulum' and I'll give you a reward? Then you don't have to take 10,000 and only get 5,000, and then deduct 20% tax. I only take 100, is it a lot?"

"Uncle!!!"

Jin Momo suddenly screamed, then rushed to Li Jie, squatted down to massage Li Jie's legs, and then said obediently, "Can I massage your legs for you?"

"Hmm~~This one is good. This one is good."

He nodded repeatedly, then Boss Li took out another stack of money, opened it up, and threw a handful into the air, which fluttered in the air. Jin Momo pounded her legs seriously when she saw this.

Background music was still playing on TV. Seeing this, the "little white cat" hurried over and pounded the other leg, one on each side. That scene, that level, that enjoyment, wasn't it much better than "Buckingham Palace"?

Half an hour later, Jing Wanqiu, who had just returned from shopping, felt a buzzing sensation as soon as she opened the door.

It must be the wrong way to open the door!

Hey.

Close the door, shake your head outside, and open it again.

Move and hit, move and hit…

Boss Li stood on the sofa and scattered money, while Gan Xingyan and Jin Momo were scrambling to pick it up on the ground...

“You…what are you doing!!”

Jing Wanqiu couldn't help but yelled loudly.

Because of Jing Wanqiu's scolding, Jin Momo got angry at the time, and the person she was supposed to have a routine night chat with her best friend was changed.

From now on, Sister Xingzhu is my, Jin Momo’s best friend!

"Little White Cat" feels that this world is so beautiful. She is carefree every day, and has a chubby and fun girlfriend who comes to her doorstep. Together they discuss how to save money and make money...

"Sister Xingzhu, if I go to work for Sister Yaoyao, would that be considered betrayal?"

"It definitely doesn't count, meow~"

Gan Xingyan gave an affirmative answer without hesitation, and reminded Jin Momo, "It's still the meow that lives in the owner's house~~"

"Yes."

After hearing Gan Xingyan's words, Jin Momo's mind suddenly became clear. As the saying goes, "The Empress of the East Palace makes pancakes, and the Empress of the West Palace rolls green onions." Since she can't eat green onions now, it's normal for her to eat pancakes...

Besides, my sister is now only interested in playing with her uncle. She is not like before. She needs to be independent, strong, and make money on her own to reach the pinnacle of life! She earned 10,000 yuan by dancing the "big pendulum" for her uncle... bah, 9,900 yuan!

Next time, I’ll dance “Train Rock” for my brother-in-law!
The two quickly became "good girlfriends" and gradually coupled their values. Gan Xinglang, who was a "congenital parasite", had never suffered a single day of hardship since she came to the Li family.

Of course, the "one day of work and one day of rest" phase is another matter. I almost got killed by it.
"Sister Xingzhu, does that count as me selling myself?"

"Completely different meow~~"

"really?"

Jin Momo thinks that paying money with one hand and selling body with the other, is this what selling is?
However, since her brain circuit is connected with the "Innate Rice Bug Holy Body", there will definitely be changes.

"That's not the case at all, meow~~"

The two of them were face to face, whispering to each other. Good girlfriends should share the same quilt.

"Momo, will you and Shion be together forever, meow?"

"Yes... yes."

Although, it still will.

She couldn't imagine, nor did she dare to think about, life without Ji Shengnan.

After all, she still had to help Ji Shengnan add water when she was kneading the dough...

This is the mark of her entire life over the past decade, and she can't leave it behind.

"Then you're just following in Shion's footsteps, meow~~"

"Oh~~~"

suddenly see the light!
Daigo empowerment!

Good girlfriend!
This is a good best friend!
They talked all night, and early the next morning, Boss Li showed off his "fried dough sticks wrapped in glutinous rice cakes", which is a specialty snack of Jiangyou. Tu's mother made a bunch of them, mainly because Yaoyao suddenly wanted to eat them. Then Niu's mother waited for Tu's mother to finish making them and then took them to Yaoyao first.

"Mom, can I eat braised beef at noon?"

"It will take at least the afternoon to get the flavor."

Tu Zhi was frying fried eggs in the kitchen. There was a large plate full of solid fried eggs.

There were also soft-boiled eggs, but Li Jie had never eaten them since he was a child, so they were all prepared for Jing Wanqiu and the others.

Jing Wanqiu felt a little embarrassed to always trouble these aunts, so she also learned to help in the kitchen.

After breaking the entire set of kitchen utensils, Jing Wanqiu is now assigned to pick vegetables.

Of course, it’s okay to wash dishes occasionally.

After washing her hands and drying them on her apron, Tu Zhi brought out two large plates of poached eggs. After placing them on the table, she asked, "Do you have a flight tonight?"

"I also need to prepare for the opening ceremony early to advertise my own brand."

Now Boss Li wears "Tianxiezu" wherever he goes, and has bought an advertisement from "Chaoboo Entertainment" for half a year. Dai Zong, an old friend of "Chaoboo Entertainment", has already set up camp in Edo, ready to take a set of cool close-up photos of Master Li at any time.

"Hey, Dabao. Nothing will happen, right?"

"What rumors have you heard?"

"What rumors? Last time, didn't that gun king in Baozhou try to assassinate you? Now that your business is big, you must have many enemies. This time when you go out, bring more people to protect yourself."

"Don't worry, my coaching staff are all from the national track and field team. There are more than a hundred of them. It's not likely that they will die if they are seriously injured."

Li Dabao immediately put his hands on his mother and sat her down, "Don't worry. Which fortune teller doesn't say that I am blessed with a long life? If I didn't have some good fortune, how could I make so much money in such a short time?"

"It's scary to make so much money in such a short time. Last time, the deputy mayor of Pingjiang City came over to Xiuqin and bowed and scraped. I'm not used to it. He was so arrogant last year. The outside of the Shanghu Welfare Home was demolished at the beginning of this year, and now all construction has stopped. The Shanghu Welfare Home also called and said that they paid a "construction waste disposal fee", "noise pollution fee", "dust pollution fee", etc. In short, it's a lot of money."

Tu Zhi sighed, "Someone has to deal with them, otherwise the Shanghu Welfare Home will have to be closed down and merged this year."

Six welfare homes were merged into one, and the welfare homes actually had no objection. The key point was that not only were the funds and staffing cut, but the expenditures were also cut according to the number of units, that is, to one-sixth of the original amount, which was completely forcing the public welfare homes to close early.

After more than ten years of struggle, there was finally a turning point.

In the past, it was the "local tyrants" and "local tigers" who were waiting to outlast the "Little Red Star" and other six welfare homes. Now, because of Li Jie's resurgence in popularity, a lot of people are being left in the lurch.

The old men and women in the six welfare homes did not expect such dramatic events.

Therefore, any rumors outside, such as Li Jie being targeted by someone or framed by someone, would make these people who are waiting to retire extremely nervous.

Now, the conspiracy theory has taken over people's minds. They suspect that Li Jie will encounter a conspiracy when he goes to Japan to participate in the World Athletics Golden League. Maybe his plane will be blown up, or he will be shot in the head with a sniper rifle during the competition. Maybe...

In short, the old men and women have a rich imagination.

How could this kind of thing not happen?!

Of course it will happen!

So although Boss Li posted his plane ticket on Weibo, he actually chartered a cruise ship that went directly to Osaka Port at night and then went to Edo Bay.

This cruise ship was rented in the name of a travel company for commercial tourism development. The name of the ship has been changed and it has just been repainted and called "Tianxie".

"Mom, just enjoy your life and wait for retirement peacefully. Isn't it better to make 20,000 or 30,000 yuan a month like Tiger Mom? Don't be suspicious all the time. There aren't so many unruly people in a society ruled by law."

As he said that, he picked up a fried dough stick wrapped in glutinous rice cake and stuffed it into Tu Zhi's mouth.

Although the old lady was still worried, since the eldest son said so, she stopped nagging and stood up while eating, saying with a smile, "Hey, do you want to eat the pig tail? It's cooked in a pressure cooker, so it should be rotten by now, and it must be more flavorful than beef shank."

"Chop it into inch-long pieces for me, without leaving even a trace of pig hair..."

Boss Li took out from his pocket the hundred yuan tax he had collected from Jin Momo's "Pendulum" yesterday and shook it in the air.

Benedict.

He got hit on the head, but the old lady still took the hundred yuan and put it in her pocket.

(End of this chapter)