I am a fairy in Journey to the West

Chapter 75: The Great Sage breaks into the palace to eat the elixir, and the two gods take advantage of him

But when Sun Wukong broke into the Tushita Palace, he found that there was no one around. The Taishang Laojun, the immortal children, the immortal generals, the immortal officials, and the immortal clerks were not there.

Sun Wukong stumbled into the alchemy room and found that there was no one there either. However, he saw an eight-diagram alchemy furnace standing on top of the alchemy stove. There was fire in the furnace, and five gourds were placed on the left and right of the furnace, each of which contained refined elixirs.

There are rows of treasure shelves around the alchemy room, and on each shelf are placed various treasure gourds, and each of these treasure gourds has a note with the name of the elixir written on it.

Sun Wukong looked at the alchemy furnace and the gourds filled with golden elixirs in front of him and said happily, "This is the most precious treasure of the immortals. Since I became enlightened, I have seen through the principle that the inner and outer are the same. I also want some golden elixirs, but I was too busy to get them. Today, I have the chance to come across this thing. While I am not here, I will eat a few pills to try it out."

After saying this, he poured out all the golden elixirs in the gourd beside the alchemy furnace and ate them like eating fried beans.

Then Sun Wukong turned his gaze to the gourds on the surrounding treasure racks, rushed over immediately, grabbed a few gourds and poured them down.

At this moment, Zhuang Yan rushed into the alchemy room first. Seeing Sun Wukong stealing the golden elixir, he immediately shouted angrily, "Monkey, what are you doing?!"

Sun Wukong raised his head quickly and when he saw Zhuang Yan appear in front of him, he was startled and asked in surprise, "Uncle, why are you here?"

Zhuang Yan did not answer, but scolded again: "Monkey, what are you holding in your hand?"

Sun Wukong looked down and then said with a smile: "Uncle, this is the golden elixir of Taishang Laojun. You haven't eaten it yet, right? How about trying it?"

Zhuang Yan snorted coldly and said, "First you stole the peaches from the Queen Mother, then disrupted the Peach Festival, and now you stole Laojun's golden elixir. You have caused a huge disaster! And you are still smiling here."

Hearing this, and considering the fact that he had just eaten so many golden pills, Sun Wukong sobered up instantly and broke out in a cold sweat. He thought to himself, "No! No! This disaster is bigger than the sky. If I alert the Jade Emperor, my life will be in danger. Go! Go! Go! Why not go down to the mortal world and be a king!"

After saying this, Sun Wukong bowed to Zhuang Yan and said, "Uncle, I will come to Danchi Ridge to see you again when I have time in the future. I will take my leave now."

After saying that, Sun Wukong used his magic power to fly away, but Zhuang Yan added a 'must hit' status to himself at this moment, then raised his hand and grabbed into the void, and Sun Wukong who had just flown out was directly caught back.

Zhuang Yan grabbed Sun Wukong by the neck and said with a smile, "Where do you want to escape to, you monkey?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at Zhuang Yan. He knew his uncle's methods very well, so he did not struggle, but just begged, "Uncle, I have caused a big disaster today. Please let me go."

Zhuang Yan said angrily, "You still know that you have caused a disaster. You have practiced Taoism in Fangcun Mountain for so many years, but how come you are still a monkey? Don't beg me. I will kill my relatives for the sake of justice and bring you to the Jade Emperor to face charges."

Sun Wukong asked, "Why is Uncle Shi so ruthless?"

Upon hearing this, Zhuang Yan immediately said, "I have worked diligently for more than a hundred years, and now I am only a seventh-rank immortal official, but you have become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven by making a fuss. Humph, why don't you show your filial piety today and lend me your monkey head so that I can claim the great merit from the Jade Emperor. Don't worry, I guarantee that there will be constant incense and fresh offerings at your grave every year. How do you think?"

Sun Wukong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Suddenly, a voice came from outside the alchemy room, "Lord Lingtai, where are you? Have you caught the demon monkey?"

When Zhuang Yan heard the voice, he immediately said, "It's Nezha the Third Prince." After that, he turned and said to the outside of the alchemy room, "Third Prince, the demon monkey is here, come and help me catch him."

Seeing Zhuang Yan turn around to talk outside and relax his vigilance, Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he immediately raised his arm and smeared the gourd in his left hand towards Zhuang Yan's face.

With a loud 'bang', the gourd hit Zhuang Yan's face hard. Zhuang Yan staggered and fell to the ground, and his left hand released Sun Wukong's neck.

"Ouch." Zhuang Yan cried out in pain and staggered out of the outer alchemy room. Fortunately, Nezha arrived in time and reached out to support Zhuang Yan.

However, Zhuang Yan was quick-witted and quick-handed, and instantly put the gourd that Sun Wukong threw out to hit him into the "infinite space".

But Zhuang Yan quickly stood up, holding his cheek and yelled, "Monkey, you are so bold."

At this moment, Sun Wukong pulled out a handful of monkey hair, blew a breath, and instantly transformed into dozens of clones. Not only did these clones look exactly like the original, even their martial arts and magic were exactly the same.

The alchemy room suddenly fell into chaos, and all the clones surrounded Zhuang Yan and Nezha.

Nezha, who had fought with Sun Wukong before, knew how difficult it was to deal with these clones. Without saying a word, he wanted to use his three heads and six arms, but was immediately stopped by Zhuang Yan: "No, this is Taishang Laojun's alchemy room. If we damage it, we can't afford the compensation."

Nezha finally gave up the idea and turned to Zhuang Yan and asked, "What do you have in mind?"

Zhuang Yan smiled slightly, and immediately began to gather his thoughts, shouting at those clones, "Collect."

Dozens of golden lights flashed by, and dozens of monkey hairs suddenly appeared in Zhuang Yan's hands.

"What a magical power." Nezha exclaimed: "Could this be the magical power that I used to take back the evil sword that day?"

Zhuang Yan smiled and said, "That's right."

After saying that, the two of them looked at the Sun Wukong who had revealed his true form. Sun Wukong was startled and blew immediately. Suddenly, a strong wind blew. The whole alchemy room was instantly blown into chaos by the strong wind. The multi-treasure racks collapsed with a loud bang, and all the gourds on them were blown towards Zhuang Yan and the others.

Especially the Bagua alchemy furnace in the middle of the alchemy room. Although it was not blown by the strong wind, the flame inside was blown out. For a while, the alchemy room was filled with billowing smoke, which was choking.

Nezha was so choked by the smoke from the alchemy furnace that he burst into tears. He pulled Zhuang Yan and was about to leave the alchemy room, but he saw Zhuang Yan was using his hands to take all the gourds that were blown over into his sleeves.

Nezha was shocked and hurriedly grabbed Zhuang Yan and asked, "Lord Lingtai, what are you doing?"

Zhuang Yan didn't say anything, but simply grabbed three gourds and stuffed them into Nezha's arms.

Nezha looked down and saw the labels on the three gourds were written: Taiyi Zijindan, Biou Zijindan, Jiangzhen Dahuandan
In an instant, Nezha understood. His eyes stopped shedding tears and the old smoke in front of him didn't seem so irritating anymore.

Zhuang Yan noticed a flash of golden light beside him, and a great power was instantly revealed. He turned his head and asked in surprise: "Nezha, what are you doing again?"

Nezha suddenly showed a body with three heads and six arms, and knocked down half of the alchemy room. Then he focused on the gourds that were blown by the strong wind in front of him, and in the blink of an eye, the remaining ten or so gourds were caught in Nezha's hands.

Seeing this, Zhuang Yan said to the gourds in Nezha's arms and hands without saying a word: "Collect them."

With a "whoosh" sound, all the gourds that Nezha had just caught were put into Zhuang Yan's sleeves.

Nezha was startled at first, then became furious. He glared at Zhuang Yan with his three heads, grabbed Zhuang Yan's neck with his six arms and shouted, "Those are mine! Give them back to me!"

Zhuang Yan released himself from the six arms' grasp with a "release" state, and then said to Nezha: "Of course it's yours, I'm not trying to steal your golden elixir."

Nezha said angrily: "You have clearly taken everything, and you still say you don't want to take it?"

Zhuang Yan explained, "The Lord's golden elixir was stolen. Besides the monkey, only you and I were present. He would definitely search us. Only with me can we avoid the Lord's search."

Hearing this, Nezha calmed down immediately. He put away his three-headed, six-armed skills and restored his original form. He looked at Zhuang Yan doubtfully and said, "Do you have a way to avoid Laojun's search? Taishang Laojun is the incarnation of Taiqing Daode Tianzun, the Taoist ancestor who created the world."

Zhuang Yan smiled and said, "Don't worry. The gourds are with me. Laojun will not be able to find them. We can divide them up later. Isn't that wonderful?"

Nezha stared at Zhuang Yan, then said, "Okay, I'll trust you this time, but if you dare to lie to me, I'll expose you."

Zhuang Yan laughed and said, "Don't worry, I wouldn't lie to you."

After that, the two of them left the alchemy room, but Nezha suddenly remembered something and said hurriedly, "Oh no, the monkey escaped."

Zhuang Yan immediately held Nezha down and said, "It's good that he ran away. If he doesn't run away, the loss of the golden elixir will not be justified."

When Nezha heard this, he suddenly looked at Zhuang Yan deeply, and then said, "You clearly caught the monkey just now, but he beat you back with a gourd. Did you do it on purpose?"

Zhuang Yan did not deny it and said with a smile: "Weren't you also defeated when you and the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King were trying to capture him before?"

Nezha said: "That's different, I really can't beat him, you."

At this point, Nezha suddenly paused, then glared at Zhuang Yan and said, "Lord Lingtai, you are so despicable."

Zhuang Yan laughed and said, "Why? You don't want those golden elixirs?"

Nezha immediately put on a smiling face again, put his hand on Zhuang Yan's shoulder and said, "Hahaha, you are despicable, and I am despicable too. We are good brothers with deep feelings."

Zhuang Yan said with a smile: "Is the relationship as deep as that between you and your father?"

Nezha: "."

At this time, smoke was billowing above the alchemy room and soon spread to the entire Tushita Palace. From a distance, it looked like the Tushita Palace was on fire.

At this moment, Taishang Laojun, who was preaching with the ancient Buddha Dipankara on the three-story Zhuling Dantai, suddenly stopped and looked outside.

At this time, the immortal children, immortal generals, immortal officials, and immortal clerks of the Tushita Palace who were standing on both sides and listening to the lecture turned their heads to look outside.

Then Laojun's face changed, he quickly counted with his fingers, and then shouted: "Oh no, my golden elixir!"

After saying that, Taishang Laojun quickly stood up, bowed to the ancient Buddha Dipankara, then walked out of the Zhuling Alchemy Platform and went straight to the alchemy room. The immortal children, immortal generals, immortal officials, and immortal clerks in the Tushita Palace were all shocked and followed Laojun quickly towards the alchemy room.

(End of this chapter)