Saint Laurent Prison Warden

Chapter 1 Treason

In the dim little room, Richard sat in a chair, fidgeting.

The room was not hot, but Richard couldn't help wiping the cold sweat that was running down his forehead to the tip of his nose with a handkerchief.

His Adam's apple moved up and down for a while, then he bit his tongue and spoke slowly and carefully:

"Here is the thing. As you two can see, I am a mage.

I accidentally lost my wizard certificate and it was picked up by a female student named Luo Luo from the wizard academy.

I asked Luo Luo to help me return my mage certificate to me. As a thank you, I gave her 7 Golden Swords. This is reasonable, right? "

Opposite Richard sat two black-robed wizards sitting upright, their faces completely covered by cloaks, looking gloomy and weird.

One of the black-robed wizards swept the clean book with the feather pen in his hand, and while recording, he responded to Richard:
“In our [Travel City], the monthly salary of an ordinary magic teacher is 30 to 40 gold knives.

7 Golden Swords are equivalent to the income of an ordinary magic teacher for a whole week.

To be honest, I just picked up the Mage Certificate and returned it, so the reward of 7 Golden Swords was a little high.

Of course, Master Richard, you are a three-ring mage certified by the Mage Guild, and you are also a professor and researcher at the Mage Academy, with a monthly salary of 200 to 300 gold knives.

To you, 7 Golden Knife Music is really nothing.

Your description makes sense.”

"call!"

Richard exhaled, his shoulders relaxed a little, his tone became lighter, and he continued:

"Oh! Yes, that is certainly reasonable. You are very perceptive, Inspector."

But at this moment, the black-robed police officer suddenly changed the subject.

"But... Master Richard, if you just wanted to return the mage certificate, why did you let Luo Luo go to the [Couple Suite] of the [Sleeping Night Hotel]?

[Couple Suite] The room rate for one night is fifteen gold knives, more than twice the thank-you fee you gave Luo Luo.

Please explain in detail."

Richard's eyebrows twitched, and a smile appeared on his face:

"Officer, I am innocent. Although it looks like that, it is not what you think.

As we all know, our Mage Academy and Wizard Academy are competitors.

I am a magic researcher and senior lecturer at the Mage Academy, and I have been in private contact with a female student at the Wizard Academy. If this matter gets out, it will be very bad for both me and the female student.

Of course, our relationship is just a very pure one between the owner and a kind-hearted person, but outsiders don't know this.

There is a saying that goes: If a lie is repeated a thousand times, it becomes the truth. This world is so absurd.

Rumors are scary. Lolo and I are both afraid that some idle people will make up rumors about our pure relationship.

In order to keep it secret, I chose a relatively secluded hotel and asked Luo Luo to come to the hotel to return my mage certificate. This is reasonable, right? "

The black robe wizard paused for a moment, and after a brief pause, he said:

“Well… I’ve heard about the dispute over the orthodoxy of magic between the Mage Academy and the Wizard Academy.

If your private contact is discovered, it will indeed cause a lot of trouble.

Your description makes sense.

But according to the testimony of the innkeeper and the waiter, when Lolo left the room, his face was flushed, his clothes were disheveled, and his hair was messy, obviously he had undergone strenuous exercise.

And you stayed in the room for a full two hours.

Does it take so much time to get a mage certificate?

Can't you use the wizard's card as a tennis ball in the couple's suite?

Master Richard, please continue to edit."

"It's unfair, officer, I didn't make it up, everything I said is true!"

Richard cried out loudly, and then continued:

“Losing my mage certificate was my own business and had nothing to do with Luo Luo.

She just happened to pick up my lost wizard certificate.

It was a favor for Luoluo to return my mage certificate to me, but it was my duty to throw it away.

But she actually came all the way from the Wizard Academy to our Wizard Academy just to return my wizard certificate.

What does this mean? "

Richard patted his chest and said in a shocking voice:

"This shows Luo Luo's good character of returning the money he found and his noble sentiment of being helpful!

Officer, Lolo is a good girl!
As an excellent teacher, I like to help such good students who are both good in character and academic performance the most.

I think that if our society allows good students and kind-hearted people like Lolo to suffer losses, it would be social injustice!

So in addition to paying Luo Luo 7 gold knives, I also prepared a nice dress that she liked as a thank you gift. This is reasonable, right? "

The black-robed wizard was silent for a moment, then took out a [black and white tight low-necked nun's dress] from the cabinet and placed it on the table.

The black-robed wizard fiddled with the nun's skirt and asked in a very strange tone.

"Master Richard, the thank you clothes you mentioned are... this one?! Hmm?"

No matter how you look at it, the fabric of this nun's dress is a bit spare, especially the neckline, which is too open.

Fortunately, the skirt of the nun's skirt was very short, but there was a safety pants underneath, so it looked fairly formal - if the safety pants hadn't had a hole in them.

The black-robed wizard moved the nun's robe with a finger in disgust, as if he wanted to examine the clothes thoroughly, but was also disgusted by the fact that the clothes were dirty.

This action made Richard feel extremely uncomfortable.

Officer, stop peeling! Stop peeling! You are not peeling off my safety pants, you are peeling off my only remaining dignity!

The cold sweat on Richard's forehead slowly flowed onto his eyelashes, making his vision slightly blurry.

He quickly wiped his eyes with a handkerchief, and then wiped his nose, forehead, mouth, ears, and neck.

Only after he had wiped all the places that could be wiped and there was nothing left to wipe, did he force out two awkward laughs.

"Hahaha."

"Yes, yes. That's the dress I'm talking about.

This is what Lolo asked me to do.

Her hobbies are quite unique.

As a wizard of our [Silver City-State], she actually likes this kind of nun uniform that represents extreme theocratic thinking!

Even the dogs on the street know that our Silver City and the Holy See are sworn enemies. But she insisted on me giving her this!

Oh! This is so depraved.

When I think of how a kind-hearted and pure female student like her could be poisoned by the extreme ideology of the Holy See, I feel sad and indignant. "

Richard covered his chest, heartbroken.

"As an excellent teacher who is rated as an advanced teacher every year, how can I tolerate such things?

So I decided on the spot to let her change into the nun's dress, and then criticize her harshly to make her realize her mistake.

As for girls who have taken the wrong path, I will save as many as I can.

Well... that makes sense, doesn't it?"

The black-robed wizard was a little confused. He turned around and asked his companion hesitantly.

"Captain, this nun's skirt...is it...appropriate?"

"Kabutun, I think you should have your own basic judgment on this kind of thing."

The voice of the other black-robed wizard was that of a cute female voice. It sounded soft and not loud, but the tone was exceptionally cold.

"Use your brain and think about it. Which normal young female student would like such revealing and unsightly clothes?

This is clearly the vulgar interest of a dirty man!

Dirty! Obscene! Filthy! Shameless!
Master Richard, as a senior lecturer at the School of Magic, you enjoy the admiration of your students and the high talent allowance from the Silver City-State.

But you actually did such a thing!
As a teacher, you have corrupt morals and no ethics! Don't you feel ashamed?"

Richard covered his face.

The sacrifice is too great.

Why is it that the police officer who interrogated me is a female? Stop scolding me. I am already very socially dead.

This female police officer is really amazing. Her mouth is like poison and she doesn't even need to take a breath when she scolds people.

Being scolded to this extent, Richard had to suppress his shame and retorted:
"Female police officer. Those clothes are really not my interest, but Luo Luo's interest.

Some young girls nowadays like this kind of thing. I heard it is called "role-playing".

Dressing up as a nun and being warned by a priest, dressing up as a succubus and being caught by a knight, there are all kinds of things. This is just a pursuit of excitement, not illegal.

You may not understand. When you have time, you can go and find out, and you will know that I am not lying. "

The black-robed female police officer was furious! She slammed the table, stood up, and shouted:
"What do you mean? Who don't you understand?
Are you implying that I'm not a young girl? How dare you call me old!
You are a shameless beast in human clothing, a livestock that deserves to be guillotined!

I can tell at first glance that you are a boar in its breeding period. You are so hungry that you will eat anything you want. You have no bottom line and you can even harm students.

Bah! You are such a jerk, such a jerk! "

Richard was confused: Huh? Wait a minute? When did I call you old? I didn't, I didn't... Oh~ I understand, lies don't hurt people, the truth is the sharpest knife. Oh~~~~
Richard's gaze changed three times in a row, from confusion to realization, and then to sympathy, which made the black-robed female police officer very angry.

Seeing that the black-robed female police officer had taken out the magic book and was about to torture her to extract a confession, another police officer immediately stood in front of the female police officer and said anxiously:

"Captain, Captain. Don't be impulsive. He is just a suspect and has not been convicted yet. We cannot do anything."

"Hmph!" The black-robed female police officer endured for a while and put away the magic book indignantly, but she did not sit down. Instead, she stood aside with her hands on her hips.

The male police officer breathed a sigh of relief and asked quickly:
"Master Richard, let's not talk about the clothes for now. You can continue your explanation."

Richard: ...

The worst outcome is being convicted, and you have to struggle to the end.

Richard was desperate and said quickly:
"Although this dress looks a bit trendy, Luo Luo likes this type of clothes, so I gave it to her, that's all.

The reason why her face was flushed and her clothes were disheveled was that after Lolo got the nun's uniform I gave her, she ran into the bathroom, took a shower, and put on the uniform.

She walked up to me, wiggled her butt shyly, and asked me if she looked good or not.

Laugh to death!

Am I, Richard, a vulgar person? A woman? Just a skeleton.

Although Lolo is a kind student who picked up my wizard certificate and is a member of the Wizarding Academy, he is not under my jurisdiction.

But when it comes to such a major issue of right and wrong and principle, I, Richard, will never make a mistake!
I made her stand at attention and test her on the politics of the Silver City. If she got it wrong, I made her do ten squats.

After my strict teaching, Lolo was sweating profusely and his face was red from being hit by me.

She clearly realized her mistake and understood how inappropriate it was for a mage to wear a nun's uniform, and begged for mercy again and again.

Seeing that she admitted her mistake sincerely and was full of remorse, I let her go and let her go to the bathroom to change her clothes.

So she left the room blushing and sweating.

Officer, this is what happened when Lolo and I met a week ago. It was completely reasonable from beginning to end.

Am I right? "

"What the hell is reasonable! You're just telling lies! You deserve to die, Richard, you ladybug!"

The female police officer in black robe was furious, and the male police officer quickly tried to stop her again.

"Captain, calm down, Captain!"

Richard quickly leaned his body tightly against the back of the chair and spread his hands to show that he was harmless.

He was afraid of irritating the other party, so he said in the calmest tone possible:

"Two officers. According to Article 364 of the Silver City [Public Security Administration Punishment Law].

Regardless of race, age, or whether or not the person is alive, any mucous membrane contact between any unspecified opposite-sex or same-sex persons using money or property as a medium is considered [illegal transaction of reproductive rights].

There are two key points here. One is money and property as the medium, and the other is mucous membrane contact.

I swear, although I gave Lolo 7 Golden Swords, I did not have any intimate relationship with Lolo beyond [skin contact] that day, and I was in a safe area throughout the whole process.

Officer, I claim that I have absolutely not committed the crime of [illegal trading of reproductive rights] and I have a clear conscience. "

"Hmph!" Hearing Richard's words, the female police officer in black robe suddenly snorted angrily and took a half step back.

To Richard's surprise, the black-robed male police officer actually nodded to him seriously and said:

"Master Richard, if what you just said is true, then you have indeed not violated the crime of [illegal trading of reproductive rights]."

"Ok!"

Richard was overjoyed:
"So you mean... I'm fine?!

Oh? You are such a wise police officer.

In that case, can I leave now?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I have read the above transcript, and it is consistent with what I said. Come, let me sign here..."

Richard had a good and proactive attitude to escape the charges.

"Hey. Don't worry, Master Richard. Who said you can leave?"

Unfortunately, the black-robed wizard was ignorant of the situation and flatly refused.

"Why? Officer, I have really confessed everything I need to confess."

Richard stood up, patted his chest, and promised loudly:
"I can swear on the truth and magic that I really didn't have any intimate behavior with Luo Luo beyond skin contact.

Even when we kissed, I just kissed the back of her hand normally, without any lip contact, tongue sticking out, or even drawing. "

"Please don't be nervous, Master Richard."

The black-robed wizard held Richard down and pushed him back into the chair. He said softly:

"You may have some misunderstandings. We did not arrest you for [illegal trafficking of reproductive rights].

Master Richard, we have bad news for you.

The female student named Lolo from the Wizard Academy who you came into contact with a week ago is the [Saint] of the Holy See.

Excuse me, having had close contact with the other party, have you betrayed our Silver City-State and become a running dog of the Holy See?"

"what?"

Richard was stunned for a moment, then he smiled nonchalantly, waved his hand and said:

"The Saint of the Holy See? Hahaha, this is too absurd. Officer, you really know how to joke.

It seems that you, officer, have no idea of ​​the value of the Holy See.

Not to mention the saints of the Holy See, even if it is the nuns who have been baptized once in the Holy See, if you meet them and just chat, without doing anything else, the reward is at least 30 golden swords.

If you want to do something else, you have to be a wealthy businessman or a great wizard to have the financial resources. How can middle-class poor people like us get in touch with it?

I gave Lolo 7 Golden Swords. If she was really an apprentice saint of the Holy See, would she be willing to put on a nun's uniform and dance for me?
Hahaha! I wouldn’t even dare to dream about this kind of thing.”

At this moment, the black-robed female mage suddenly jumped up. She rushed forward and knocked the tables and chairs all over the place.

Then, she grabbed Richard's collar with one hand and squeezed Richard's shoulder with the other hand. Her grip was so strong that she almost crushed Richard's shoulder.

This frightened Richard so much that he even stopped breathing for a moment.

From under the hood of the black-robed female police officer came her gentle, delicate, yet icy, unique voice:

“Master Richard, I have to say that your acting skills are quite superb and completely exceeded our expectations.

I admit that even I didn't find any flaws in you during the interrogation. You behaved just like a ladybug who is still stubborn even when facing death.

But my intuition, my experience, and my soul are telling me that there must be something wrong with you, Richard!

I could tell that just by looking at that nun's uniform.

Richard, are you sure you want to cover up the crimes of the Holy See?"

"Ah? Officer, what do you mean by that? I really don't understand. What Holy See? Those nun uniforms are for role-playing.

I swear to God, everything I said is true!"

Richard's eyes were dazed and he looked at a loss.

"Humph!"

The black-robed female police officer groaned, and dazzling white lights emerged from all directions, piercing Richard's face directly.

"oops!"

Richard was dazzled by the bright light and quickly raised his arms to shield his eyes.

In the darkness, Richard heard the emotionless voice of the female police officer.

“Master Richard, I’m sorry, I was so busy interrogating you that I forgot to introduce myself to you.

You may have some misunderstandings. We are not the guard mages of the [Travel City Police Station], but the special agent mages of the [Star Moon Society].

You may still have some misunderstandings. The saint we are talking about is not the "Novice Saint" who is elected by the Holy See Chapel with an empty title but no ability, but the "True Saint" who represents the "Seven Virtues"!
We have already obtained solid evidence that the female student Luoluo who came into contact with you a week ago is none other than the [Saint of Chastity Dongluo], one of the true saints of the Holy See!
She has been operating in our Silver City-State for three full years, stealing a large amount of secrets, and causing incalculable damage to our Silver City-State!
Richard, we arrested you not because of such a trivial matter as [illegal trading of reproductive rights], but because..."

The black-robed female police officer stared at Richard, bent her fingers, and tapped the table hard, speaking word by word in a sonorous and powerful voice:

"Treason!" "Country!" "Crime!"

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(End of this chapter)