I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 318 Slaanesh smiled happily (Seventy-seven praises the loving father!)

Zhou Yun silently looked at the skull that Xi Gaoqi placed in front of him.

From the Imperial Humans to the Eldar, and from the Eldar to the various subhumans.
"According to the greetings of the Human Emperor, the Eldar are obviously also a kind of sub-human!" Xigaoqi said in Zhou Yun's ear with a giggle.

Zhou Yun looked at Xi Gaoqi with horror.
When the Eldar were fighting the War of Heaven with the Old Ones in space, the ancestors of humans were still Proto-Consolpithecus, which was still millions of years away from Australopithecus.

What? Are you Eldar also descendants of Earth’s apes?

"You, the Eldar, have three deoxyribonucleotide sequences, and we humans have a double helix sequence, genetically speaking," Zhou Yun retorted instinctively.

"You want to talk about genes?" Xi Gaoqi couldn't help but chuckled. "There are two large bananas preserved in the stasis field in the Black Library. They are very delicious and have a 60% similarity with the genetic sequence of ancient Homo sapiens."

"You humans were so flexible during the Golden Age. Each gene you modified was more flexible than the last. Some of them were not even based on DNA. Even the ancestors of the Eldar Blood Orcs went to humans for further studies."

Zhou Yun couldn't help rubbing his brows. Although there were some exaggerations and jokes in Xigaoqi's words, most of them were indeed true.
Humans in the Golden Age lived too much, and all kinds of technology developed at a breakneck pace, especially genetic technology.

This means that even the Emperor, who is a geneticist, cannot distinguish whether a population is human or not at the genetic level.

We can only simply judge whether a human is a branch of the human population tree by looking at the human skull.
After all, the genetic modification of the human race in the Golden Age still used humans as a template, and it was easier to preserve traces of ancient Homo sapiens before the modification on the skull. The lighter the modification, the more likely it was to be preserved, and the heavier the modification, the less likely it was to be preserved.
Although this method of judgment is full of flaws and has a pseudo-scientific style similar to phrenology, it is at least practical for the human empire during the Great Crusade.

But I didn't expect that Xi Gaoqi in front of me would find the loophole,
The human skull and the Eldar skull are strangely similar. Although the composition and structure of the skull are completely different, they look very similar at first glance, which makes people wonder if the Eldar and humans are really related in some way.

But the Emperor probably didn't expect that one day the arrogant Eldar would actually declare themselves a subspecies of humans, a subhuman on the same level as Ogryn.
"Are you really not going to have some shame for the sake of the elves' past glory?" Zhou Yun asked with a tense face and twitching eyes.

"I'm a clown, what face do I need?"

Xi Gaoqi said indifferently:

"And I, Xi Gaoqi, have discovered the secret of the rise of the Eldar in my millions of years of life."

"That means hugging thighs and leaning on big trees!"

"The first fortune we made was from the help of the Ancient Saints. After the Ancient Saints exploded with gold coins and the Undead fell into slumber, the Eldar began to truly rise."

"For a long time afterwards, the Eldar relied on the remnants of the Old Saints and the protection of the Pantheon for their development. When the Pantheon was isolated and the Eldar had no support at all, they destroyed themselves."

Zhou Yun looked at Xi Gaoqi attacking his own race with a look of distress on his face.

Have the Eldar reached the point where even the gods, the only remaining race of the Eldar, despise them?

"And now the Eldar have long lost hope of rising again independently. If it weren't for the Human Empire taking the bullet, Chaos would have devoured the Eldar long ago."

Xi Gaoqi ignored Zhou Yun's expression and continued:
"My requirements are not very high, Clown. As long as the Eldar can continue, it's OK for them to become a subspecies of humans. I think the treatment of the Latlings is pretty good."

"Those little fellows in the Death Army are considered the more normal and decent of the various branches of the Eldar. You can take them."

Zhou Yun's expression darkened slightly.

What Xi Gaoqi said was indeed true. The Death Army was a rare collection of normal people in the Eldar. Although they were the tallest among the short people, except for the Savage Eldar, the Death Army was the only one with a slightly more normal mind among the Eldar.
In addition to the agreement signed with Xigaoqi
Zhou Yun rubbed his brows and said, "Okay, at least you didn't give me Comoros."

It's easy to talk to Sanguinius in the empire, and Guilliman will probably agree in the end based on practicality considerations, but... I don't know what the one sitting on the Golden Throne will think.
"Comoros, I will settle the matter myself." Xi Gaoqi suddenly stopped laughing, and said in a low voice: "Please help me take care of those little guys in the Death Army. Xi Gaoqi, I will just be grateful."

Zhou Yun glanced at Xi Gaoqi with a little surprise. It was the first time he saw Xi Gaoqi showing disgust and anger so openly.
The part of the Eldar and their descendants that directly promoted the Eldar's degeneration and fall are now hiding in Comoros. No wonder Xi Gaoqi said he would settle the matter himself.
After commissioning Xi Gaoqi to do something, Zhou Yun left the Black Library through the arbitrary door.

Xi Gaoqi breathed a sigh of relief. He had finally fooled Zhou Yun.
A hint of confusion flashed in his eyes. Why was Zhou Yun's absorption of Enard so smooth? Why was the effect of Enard dissolving in his body so small?
Could it be that Zhou Yun's essence is too huge?

What kind of existence is He?
What on earth is going on in the 22nd century? Xi Gaoqi still has many confusions in his heart. Hey? Why is it a bit hot in the black library?
His expression twitched suddenly, and he looked out of the webway where the Black Library was located with a bad look on his face.
A cold yet hot, hollow yet bright, dark yet golden sun is hanging high in the warp near the webway where the Black Library is located.
The sun burned fiercely, and the demons and other beings that were wandering around the Black Library, trying to find this treasure trove of Eldar knowledge, howled in fear.
Before they could escape, they were burned to ashes by the blazing light of the star.
The four gods in the highest heaven couldn't help but cast curious glances, wondering which unlucky guy had offended this old man again.
Near the Black Library? That clown? How did He offend the Emperor of Mankind?
Tzeentch gurgled, his eyes changing with curiosity.
Nurgle watched the scene with interest as he stirred the pot of sobbing soup.
Khorne was looking forward to a bloody battle.
Slaanesh, who only roughly knew everything, couldn't help but hold his belly and laugh loudly on his bed.
That damn clown has come to this day?

Xi Gaoqi shivered and huddled in a corner of the dark library.

Although even the Emperor of Mankind could not enter the Black Library, Xi Gaoqi instinctively felt scared when he saw such a large, cold, and dead sun hanging in front of his door.
And this thing blocked the door, and the clowns of Xigaoqi didn't dare to leave the Black Library for a while,
"When will the Clown God leave?" said a clown with a trembling body.

"How should I know? Don't you know how persistent and weird he is?" Xi Gaoqi cursed the human emperor for being stingy in his heart while trembling as he looked at the stars outside the window.
Isn't it just to pull Zhou Yun over to work part-time as the Eldar Death God? Is it necessary to make such a big fuss?
"Then what should we do? It seems that Xi Gaoqi is useless again!"

"We can't even get out of the Black Library like this. It's so boring."

"Hey! I have an idea. We now have more than one Eldar God. Let's pray to Doraemon!"

"Yes! Yes!"

Digris exuded a strong sub-space aura, cold and dull, and there seemed to be some kind of energy from the highest heaven wriggling under his skin. It seemed that the whole person was wrapped in the shadow of the sub-space.
The nearby warband servants distanced themselves from Digris in fear.

Reina was also a little scared instinctively. Mephiston nodded involuntarily after seeing Digris's performance.

Zhou Yun looked strange.
How long have we not seen each other? How come Digris's psychic signs are so obvious? He looks even more eerie than Mephiston. Is dealing with the history of the Second Empire so mentally torturous?

Only Guilliman seemed to notice nothing, and just frowned at the scene next to Digris.
Qianmian and Evelyne knelt devoutly at Zhou Yun's feet.
"Praise! The great Eldar God of Death, the noble Doraemon!"

"You have finally joined the Pantheon."

Zhou Yun's expression was twitching uncontrollably.

Inad was devoured by him, and everything about his fate in the Eldar was covered by Zhou Yun.

At least in the eyes of the Eldar, Zhou Yun and Inard are equal.
"Do you still remember Inard?" Zhou Yun asked tentatively.

"Of course I remember. Inad is a part of you." Evelyne responded devoutly.

Zhou Yun couldn't help but reach out and rub his eyebrows.

Reina, who was standing by, couldn't help but clench her fists as she listened to Evelyne's words.

After Zhou Yun devoured Inad, he not only gained control over the Death Army, but also had a certain degree of control over those humans who believed in him.
He could sense the inner thoughts of his followers to a certain extent.
Reina wanted to refute Evelyne's statement that Doraemon was the Eldar god of death, but she couldn't put together a complete statement at the moment.
".What on earth is this?"

Guilliman made a strange gesture with his face, pointed at Evelyne beside him and asked.

Guilliman has somewhat accepted that Zhou Yun was previously the God of Death of mankind.
But how come in just one night, the Eldar’s God of Death turned into Zhou Yun?

Zhou Yun was silent for a while, sorting out his thoughts.

Then he slowly took out the skulls of humans, Eldar, Ogryn and several other subhumans from his four-dimensional pocket.

"First, you see, this is the skull of an Imperial human."

"This is an Eldar skull."

"Do you think they look alike?"

".Ah?" Everyone in the room, except Lena who hadn't yet reacted to Zhou Yun's meaning, let out a confused and uncontrollable cry of surprise.

(End of this chapter)