[Football] Bad Boy Batty

"You keep this to yourself, do you hear me?" Batistuta hooked his arm around B. Silva's neck and said viciously. If it weren't for the blush of shame and anger on his face, the Portuguese midfielder might have really been scared.

"You know me, this is impossible." B席 cleared his throat and pretended to be serious. He patted the back of Batistuta's hand, "And even if I don't tell you, there are three or four hidden cameras here. Are you going to threaten the club not to include your frightened face in the post-production?"

Batty paused, then let go of B's ​​neck with a "tsk" sound.

"Which bastard came up with this evil idea? It's so stupid." He muttered and raised his middle finger to the hidden cameras around him. Then he grabbed his hood and pulled Seat B back into the darkness to wait for his next prey.

Yes, after learning the truth, Batty resolutely chose to join the "intimidation package".

If his scare clip becomes the material for Manchester City's Halloween special, then no one else can escape!

But unfortunately, the next one to come up was De Bruyne.

"Is anyone there?" The Belgian midfielder sounded calm but a little confused. "Where's the camera? Should we continue filming?"

Batistuta and B. Silva quickly put on their hoods and quietly came to the corner.

The footsteps are getting closer.

Batistuta used gestures to count down to B-Seat, 3, 2, 1——

"Ouch! Ouch!"

The moment De Bruyne appeared, a monster, a clown, screamed and jumped on his face.

The imagined startle reaction did not occur.

The screen freezes.

"Why isn't he afraid?" Batty nudged B席 with his elbow.

"I don't know. You were so scared just now." Seat B scratched his head through his hood, using body language to show that he was also confused.

De Bruyne didn't even step back, his eyes darted back and forth between the two weirdos in front of him, as if asking, 'What's wrong with you?'

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

"Give me some reaction Kevin, you make me look stupid like this." Batty took off the monster mask and shook his hair and said, "I actually thought your reaction would be funny, boring Nordic man."

B Seat suddenly interrupted: "Belgium should be Western Europe."

After discovering that the monster was Batistuta, De Bruyne finally laughed, "Sorry, I thought it was just a silly prank from someone else." He waved his hand and said, "Let's do it again."

As he said this, the Belgian midfielder backed up to the other side of the corner, then pretended to pass by for the first time. After seeing Batistuta and B Silva, he jumped up very exaggeratedly and tried hard to make a terrified expression.

"Wow! What a scary monster!"

B Silva/Bati: …

"We haven't even put on the hoods yet." Batistuta rolled his eyes at him, then pointed at De Bruyne in the dark. "Pep said he was a shy and quiet player. Look, there are hundreds of eyes, and they are all black."

De Bruyne spread his hands and said, yes, he is indeed very quiet at ordinary times, but when facing his teammates, especially when this teammate is Batistuta, it is a completely different situation.

……

"Don't even think about coming into my house tonight. I'll change the password as soon as I get home." Batty threw the cosplay costume into De Bruyne's arms with a fake smile. "If it weren't for the parade and Jolin tonight, I would leave right now."

"But we agreed to wear it together." De Bruyne said, trying not to laugh. "You're not the kind of person who would break a contract, Batistuta."

"I can be." Batty raised his chin and hummed a few times. After putting on Ramses II's cloak, he put the accessory around his exposed waist, then impatiently picked at the broken hair on his forehead, "I'm really tired of pink. My plan has changed. I'm going to dye my hair first."

De Bruyne withdrew his gaze from the boy's waist, and put aside the thoughts of messing up the other party in his mind. He asked slowly: "So - what color are you going to change to?"

"Of course it's the brown color that suits the character better." Batty said with an expectant expression, "I haven't dyed my hair dark before, I hope the effect won't disappoint me."

De Bruyne imagined what the boy with dark hair would look like.

The next second—

"Wait Kevin, why are you running to the bathroom?"

……

Watching the number of people in the live broadcast room increase rapidly, Li Qiaolin expressed with satisfaction that the best thing she had ever done in her life was to meet Batistuta.

But as a few crazy comments flew by, the style of the live broadcast room began to become wrong.

[5 minutes! I want all their information! ]

[A charming top x a silent and cool bottom, perfect for my xp! ]

[Ahhhhhh, the brown-skinned man is so good at teasing, quickly push down the white-skinned man next to you! Do it hard! I order you to do it in front of me immediately! ]

In the crazy screen-swiping, the fans who know nothing about football unsurprisingly supported the couple.

After hesitating for two seconds, Li-Leziren-Qiaolin resolutely decided to add fuel to the fire.

[The new generation of football is a beautiful general attacker, who is a seduce man. It is worth investing in it]

So Batty launched a counterattack in the fan fiction without his knowledge.

……

On the second day of Halloween, Manchester City released a special video. The clip of Batistuta being frightened was not only not cut, but was also replayed three times in slow motion. The comment section was full of hahahaha in various languages.

As the video was forwarded in various ways, Batistuta was ridiculed by many of his peers in the football world. Pique went even further, deliberately enlarging the screenshot of Batistuta in the video, captioning "Like a little baby" and @ing him.

Batistuta responded with a funny photo of Pique being knocked over on the field, with the caption "Not as good as you (little baby)." Amidst laughter and cheers, the Premier League ushered in a new round of games.

On November 11, Manchester City hosted Arsenal at home, and Batistuta returned from suspension.

Due to injuries in the back line, Guardiola deployed a 433 formation for stability, and Batistuta returned to his most familiar right side. Of course, compared with before, playing as a front midfielder for a period of time made him more comprehensive, he can go to the side, cooperate in the middle, retreat to defend, and even go up to get the ball.

Before the game, perhaps in an attempt to disrupt the opponent's mentality, Arsenal head coach Wenger revealed to the media that he had the opportunity to sign Batistuta for the team's youth training in the 14-15 season.

So the topic of #温度差签 became a hot search again.

Hey Batistuta! Was it true that you almost went to Arsenal in 2014?

On the way to the locker room, a reporter stopped him to ask questions.

"Is that true? How come I didn't know about it?" Batistuta took off his headphones and raised his eyebrows to the reporter. "Maybe Wenger is old and his memory is not good. Brazilian names are very similar."

[No, he said it was you, and that the reason you didn’t make it was because the scout put a big red cross in your file because you had a bad character.]

"Bad personality?" Batty repeated, then laughed. "That's me, I'm a bad person," he turned his back to the reporters and waved, "but instead of those gossips, guess how many goals I can score. Friendly reminder, I have prepared many different celebrations."

……

"Have you prepared a special celebration?" Kyle Walker hooked his arm around Batty's neck and asked in the player tunnel, "Why didn't you tell me? I've wanted to team up with you to dance and celebrate for a long time."

Batty looked over with disdain. "Don't you know how to dance? You unoriginal Englishman."

"Hey, that's wrong. I'm different from them. You can't really think I can't dance just because Stones told you I can't dance." Walker stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Batistuta's eyes. "Everyone says I'm a funny person. If I hadn't been unlucky in scoring recently, I would have celebrated wildly."

"I doubt it."

"Don't doubt it, dear. Do you want me to dance for you now?"

"No, thank you. My eyes shouldn't suffer this." Batistuta crossed his arms. "How about this - if you assist in my goal today, I'll take you with me next time I celebrate. I'll accept it even if you make a mess of your dance. How about that?"

Walker's eyes lit up and he gave Batty a thumbs up.

"No problem, it's settled!"

……

Batistuta was very active after the opening, dribbling the ball and shooting by himself. Everyone knew that he was overly excited because he hadn't played for a long time. Normally, there was no need to pay attention to it, as he would recover on his own after more than ten minutes of the game.

But what no one expected was that Batistuta's enthusiasm contributed to Manchester City's first goal.

In the 9th minute, Silva advanced on the left, and after failing to break through with Sane, he chose to pass back. De Bruyne gave the ball to Batistuta, who broke through on the right, dribbled past Ramsey and Xhaka before cutting inside and shooting. The football drew a strange arc and went straight into the blind corner, and Arsenal goalkeeper Cech was unable to reach it.

[Beautiful! Batistuta scored in less than 10 minutes in his first game back! Manchester City leads 1-0 at home! It's incredible, I can predict how exciting this game will be... Wait, what is Batistuta doing? ]

After scoring the goal, Batistuta came to the sidelines and faced his crazy fans. He pulled Jesus and Fernandinho together to dance to the Brazilian funk music "Bum Bum Tam Tam" which has been popular on YouTube recently.

Brazilians cannot lose Samba any more than the West can lose Jerusalem.

"Jesus and Dinho can dance with you, but I can't. What's the logic?" Walker jumped on Batistuta's back and ruffled his hair in revenge. "I'm going to cry, really."

"You are not Brazilian, and we have already rehearsed it." Jesus answered for Batistuta.

Walker pretended to wipe away his tears.

"Stop it, Kyle." Batty gave him a slap on the head with a wicked smile, "I won't go with you. So what? You cry, I don't care."

"Well, you have no heart! I'll really cry for you to see!"

"You cry, come!"

"Ahhh!"

[Haha, they say dance and music are in the blood of South Americans. It seems Walker is about to be assimilated.]

In the end, thanks to goals from Batistuta, Aguero, De Bruyne and Jesus, Manchester City beat Arsenal 4-1 at home. After leading the whole game, Manchester City's defense slackened in the final moments, and Lacazette took the opportunity to equalize for Arsenal.

After this battle, Manchester City continued to win all the league games and led the standings with a 10-point advantage.

It is worth mentioning that just a few days after the game, Neymar, who was far away in Paris, Ligue 1, also performed the same dance celebration after winning the game.

When asked why, Neymar shrugged and said: "It's funny, isn't it?"

After the match between Manchester City and Leicester City, another reporter asked Batistuta about this matter.

[Neymar imitated your dance, just after he scored against Lyon. How did you feel? Who do you think danced better between him and you?]

"I heard about it, but I haven't watched his video, but - he's definitely not as good as me." Barty stroked his hair and then pointed at the camera with his finger. "Did you hear that, Ney? Go think about your own celebration. I adapted several of the moves in it. If you use them again, I'll charge you for the copyright."

Watching the interview on the screen, Neymar couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.

However, the next second, a white glowing figure appeared in the camera. The guy put a coat on Batistuta, and the two walked back to the locker room talking and laughing.

Neymar's face fell instantly.

Annoying guy.

He opened the calendar and found the national team match day circled in red. He hoped that day would come soon. He couldn't wait to play against Batistuta.

(End of this chapter)