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Chapter 376 East Asia's No. 1 Assassin Helps Roast Lamb Legs!
Chapter 376 East Asia's Number One Assassin Helps Roast Lamb Legs!
There was a loud bang.
The assassin was sent flying by the giant hand formed from stone, crashing into several large rocks before finally stopping and falling to the ground.
His mask fell off, blood was still dripping from the corner of his mouth, and it felt like his internal organs were about to shift.
The assassin looked around warily, a hint of fear in his eyes, completely unprepared for Jiang Nanxi's strength.
He had used all his spiritual power to withstand that attack, and in the blink of an eye, he was severely injured.
Forget it.
He was beaten so badly that he couldn't even find Jiang Nanxi's location!
How can we continue the mission now?
The assassin wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, no longer caring about his identity being exposed, and quickly cast a spell on the spot.
He made a hand seal, and a burst of spiritual energy surged from his body. He was about to burrow into the ground, just like he had come, to leave through a hole in the ground.
but.
As soon as his legs entered the pile of rubble, the large hand formed by the rubble above slammed down on him again.
boom--!
Before the assassin could even burrow into the ground, Jiang Nanxi slapped him away with a powerful blow.
"Let you go?"
Jiang Nanxi's disgruntled voice rang out, "I already said we wanted barbecue, so go get me a barbecue grill! If we don't get to eat, I'll grill you!"
"puff--!"
The assassin suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood, his injuries worsened, and he began to break down emotionally.
"Cough cough...cough! I didn't bring a barbecue grill. How am I supposed to get one if you won't let me leave? Let me get out of this desert first, then I can go buy one!"
"That won't work."
Jiang Nanxi said, "What if you just run away if I let you leave now? Can't you think of a way to get a barbecue grill without leaving here?"
"...?"
The assassin's expression froze instantly, and he said with a look of utter despair, "Don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Your life is in my hands. Can't I be unreasonable?"
assassin:"……"
Is this woman sick?
Someone come and save him!
The assassin, covered in blood, lay on the ground, staring at the sky in despair, not knowing what to do.
At that moment, a tall and slender figure ran in from outside the stone forest, carrying a small outdoor camping barbecue grill.
"Teacher Jiang, we've found the barbecue grill!"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Nanxi dispelled the illusion array and jumped down from the air. "Good heavens, where did you find this?"
Liu Qingyan was not only dragging a small barbecue grill in one hand, but also carrying a large piece of lamb leg in the other!
The lamb leg was clean and there was no blood dripping from it, clearly indicating that it had been cleaned.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the large lamb leg with surprise and delight. "There's such a big lamb leg? I didn't see any sheep in the desert when I came here!"
The audience was also a little surprised.
The drone that was broadcasting the live stream stayed with Jiang Nanxi and didn't leave with Liu Qingyan, so no one knows what he went to do.
Liu Qingyan first placed the large lamb leg on the large freezer made by the Snow Maiden to keep it fresh, and then said, "I originally wanted to look for any edible wild game nearby, but there was nothing in the desert."
I figured since I was already there, I might as well use the restroom and come back later. But then the sand suddenly started sinking where I was standing! I thought I was going to be buried alive!
"And then what? And then what?!"
Jiang Nanxi drank her cola while watching him curiously, her eyes full of amused curiosity.
Liu Qingyan coughed lightly before saying, "Then an old man with a white beard appeared and saved me. He said that I was kind-hearted and virtuous, so he gave me a gift."
He asked me if I wanted a barbecue grill made of gold, a barbecue grill made of silver, or a regular barbecue grill.
"A person of such high moral character as myself would naturally choose the most ordinary barbecue grill. After all, I have no interest in money; whether it's made of gold, silver, or aluminum alloy, it makes no difference to me." Jiang Nanxi: "..."
audience:"……"
The assassin crawling in the shadows: "..."
I'm speechless. I even listened attentively for the whole time, only to have two minutes of my time wasted.
[Honestly, Ms. Liu, if you don't like that golden barbecue grill, couldn't you bring it back as a gift for your fans?]
[I Have Absolutely No Interest in Money]
Jiang Nanxi was silent for a moment before saying, "Where did you get that lamb leg? Was it also a gift from the old man with the white beard?"
"No."
Liu Qingyan said, "When I came back, I saw a sheep stuck in the sand. I grabbed its leg and tried to pull it out. But I didn't expect that I was too strong and I could only pull out its leg."
I thought it wouldn't be wasteful, so I brought it back. Don't you think that makes sense?
"That makes no sense whatsoever!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at him with exasperation, "Why didn't you cut out the rest of the sheep's body? That way we could have two lamb legs to eat!"
Liu Qingyan paused for a moment, "Oh, right..."
Jiang Nanxi said with a regretful look, "Other parts of the mutton can be used for hot pot, and the offal can be used to make soup! We still have to stay in the desert for several more days!"
"I'll bring them all back next time!"
One dared to speak, the other dared to believe.
So where did Teacher Liu get his barbecue grill and roasted lamb leg? Did he have it secretly delivered to him?
The production team didn't say anything about not being able to use storage space.
It's really tough on these two. They have everything, yet they still have to put on an act for us in front of the camera.
Liu Qingyan first set up the barbecue grill, then lit the charcoal inside, preparing to roast the lamb leg.
Jiang Nanxi was about to process the lamb leg when she discovered a seriously wounded assassin crawling in the shadows on the ground, trying to slip away while she wasn't looking.
Jiang Nanxi appeared beside him instantly and kicked him over, saying, "Now that we have a barbecue grill, you can stay and help us with the barbecue!"
"...?"
Is this justified?
He's the number one assassin in East Asia!
While the assassin was being dragged up and grilled, both guests from the M country team received a message.
After reading the message, the two looked at each other.
They tacitly removed their headsets.
One of them then spoke up, saying, "The Cheng family sent a message saying they hired the most skilled assassin in East Asia to assassinate Jiang Nanxi, and the assassination has been successful."
"The Cheng family has finally been reliable for once."
Another person looked at the message on their phone and said, "It was all captured on the live stream. Jiang Nanxi's throat and heart were pierced, and she was covered in blood. She definitely won't survive."
"Then this matter will be much easier; we won't need to deal with this wanted criminal separately."
"Not bad!"
The male guest from Country M thought for a moment and said, "With such a big incident on the China team, Jiang Nanxi's teammate probably doesn't have the heart to continue the competition, and they may withdraw from the competition."
"Yes, it seems they have no chance of winning the championship."
The two men smiled at each other and, in good spirits, continued leading their camels toward the first marker.
Their route wasn't far, and they used special methods to get there, so they arrived before the other three teams.
But as soon as they arrived near the Stone Forest, they saw smoke billowing out and smelled the aroma of roasted lamb legs.
It's spicy!
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