Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 375 A stab to the chest didn't kill me, because my heart was in my throat.
Puff.

A sharp dagger pierced Jiang Nanxi's chest, startling the viewers watching the live stream.

[Holy crap, holy crap, I'm just participating in a variety show, where did these assassins come from?! Does anyone have anyone to protect me?!]

[This person's dagger can even glow; he's no ordinary person, he's a cultivator!]

[Sister Xi must be too strong and has attracted attention!]

The dagger was embedded in Jiang Nanxi's chest, and the masked person spun the dagger around several times.

Blood spurted out.

Seeing this bloody scene, everyone panicked.

[Where's Teacher Liu? Come quick, save Sister Xi!]

[The dagger is already embedded in her body, but Jiang Nanxi isn't reacting at all. Could there be something wrong with the cola?]

[Waaaaah, the tonic! Sister Xi is my favorite female celebrity, how can she die here! I'm still waiting for Sister Xi to win the championship and bring glory!]

Director Xue was also terrified.

"Nanxi!"

Director Xue immediately dispatched a rescue team, then snatched the megaphone from the staff and used the drone to shout at the assassin next to Jiang Nanxi.

"Stop right now! The program is being broadcast live globally, and everyone has seen your evil deeds! If you don't stop, the China Psionic Bureau will not let you off the hook!"

"Ah."

The man chuckled softly, looking at the blood on his hands with satisfaction. "So what? She's dead."

After he finished speaking, he pulled out a dagger, looked at the drone not far away, and gave it a provocative look.

The Chinese audience erupted in an uproar.

[Damn it! Where did this bastard come from?! Psychic Bureau, go and arrest him! My dear Xi-jie!!!]

[I'll contribute 100,000 yuan to crowdfund the killing of this scumbag!]

[I'll put up one million, and I mean it! If China loses this variety show, I'll add another million!]

Many foreign viewers, however, were somewhat gloating.

[This Chinese woman deserved it; she's a wanted criminal by the US's Special Abilities Bureau, and many people wanted to kill her!]

Never underestimate the influence of the US Superpower Bureau. Offending someone from the Superpower Bureau means you won't survive long in this world!

[The murderer appears to be Chinese; it seems many people in China also want her dead!]

A surge of spiritual energy flashed across the assassin's body; he had completed his mission and was preparing to leave.

But then Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came, "You're leaving already? I'm not dead yet."

assassin:???
The assassin paused in his departure, his eyes beneath the mask fixed on the corpse on the large rock.

Jiang Nanxi had a bloody hole in her chest, from which blood was still gushing out. She was no longer breathing and her mouth was not moving.

Where did that sound come from?

At this moment, Jiang Nanxi's voice came again, "To tell you the truth, I found you a long time ago, and I was so scared that my heart was in my throat."

So stabbing me in the chest with a dagger won't do any good, because my heart is in my throat.

assassin:???
audience:???!

【Aaaaaah, I'm so scared I'm about to cry! You stinky woman, why are you still playing with abstract art?!】

[Family members, does anyone understand? I really cried. I thought something really happened to her!]

"Uh, how can someone be alright after a dagger pierced their chest? They bled so much."

[Jiang Nanxi: I already said my heart was in my throat! It only works if you prick it in the throat!]

The assassin remained silent for a while, then looked at Jiang Nanxi with a sinister gaze. "You've got your tongue in your throat, haven't you?"

Puff.

He plunged the knife into Jiang Nanxi's throat again, slitting it open.

"Fool, you still dare to speak up? It's just one more cut, it's not a big deal!"

After he finished his cold laugh, Jiang Nanxi's sleazy voice came again.

"Oh dear, I thought you weren't going to make a move anymore, so my heart was finally at ease. So even if you slit my throat, it won't do you any good." "...?"

The assassin looked around several times, trying to make sure no one else was playing tricks on him.

He stabbed this woman in several vital spots; there's no way she's still alive!
Moreover, he was also a cultivator, and the dagger in his hand was a magical artifact, not an ordinary weapon.

Even if this woman is a cultivator, she absolutely cannot survive being stabbed in two vital spots!
Pfft——!
The assassin, finding no one else, plunged another blade toward Jiang Nanxi's heart.

Bang bang bang!
He stabbed her several more times, tearing the flesh in Jiang Nanxi's chest to shreds.

"Let's see how you live now!"

The assassin sheathed his dagger, finally letting out a sigh of relief. "I didn't expect you to be so hard to kill, but I have plenty of ways to deal with you."

Jiang Nanxi: "Private Ma Sai, everyone says my conscience has been eaten by dogs, so I have no heart. No matter how you stab me, I won't die~~~"

Assassin: "??? Holy crap!"

Director Xue: "..."

audience:"……"

[I'm seriously impressed, hahaha! I couldn't believe it after listening, so I watched the recording again!]

[Big socks, is this Chinese?]

[Assassin: Looks like I really have to tear him to pieces.]

Jiang Nanxi's words immediately shocked the assassin Hong Wen.

Although he was wearing a mask and no one could see his face, his neck was red.

The assassin took a deep breath, sheathed his dagger, and conjured a large cleaver out of thin air.

"You forced me to do this!"

The assassin roared, "I was hoping to leave you a whole corpse, but now I can only chop you into mincemeat!"

The assassin channeled all his spiritual energy into his cleaver and slashed at Jiang Nanxi.

boom--!
Pebbles flew everywhere, and the large block of ice next to it shattered, but Jiang Nanxi on the large rock disappeared!

Yes, it turned into a large number of dense particles and dissipated, rather than disappearing.

As the assassin watched Jiang Nanxi disappear, he finally realized something was wrong.

"This is not the real thing!"

His expression changed instantly, and he looked around warily. "This is an illusion! You've set up an illusion array here!"

"of course."

Jiang Nanxi's nonchalant voice came from behind, "How could I, who am so hated, possibly fall asleep in a dangerous place? Of course, I need to set up some things to guard against someone like you."

The formation that Jiang Nanxi set up nearby before going to sleep was an illusion formation.

In fact, Jiang Nanxi was sleeping in another direction; what the assassin saw was a phantom created by the illusion array.

Now, the assassin is trapped in the illusion array and can't even find Jiang Nanxi's exact location, let alone attack her.

Seeing him wandering aimlessly through the stone forest like a headless fly, Jiang Nanxi said, "Don't bother looking. You won't find me within the range of my formation."

Here's what we'll do: hand over your storage bag, and I'll give you everything inside, then I'll let you go.

I'm a fairly moral person; my knife won't kill the elderly, children, women, or the mentally challenged.

"Who are you calling an idiot!"

The assassin was so angry his eyes were practically blazing.

Jiang Nanxi ignored what he was saying and asked again, "Oh, by the way, do you have a barbecue grill in your storage bag?"

Why would I hide something like this?

"Then go and buy one."

"Why?"

Splash, splash!
Suddenly, all the pebbles on the ground of the stone forest floated into the air and gathered together to form a giant hand.

Snapped--!
Jiang Nanxi manipulated the stone into a giant hand and slapped the man hard across the back.

"Just go when I tell you to, stop talking so much nonsense! If we don't get to eat barbecue today, I'll roast you!"