Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 185 A house-guarding beast with an extremely high cost-performance ratio!
Plop!
Upon seeing that his arm was gone, the Guardian Grass was so frightened that he immediately knelt down before Jiang Nanxi, his voice filled with terror, "Sister, you have a fire-type spiritual root, why didn't you say so sooner! Please stop your supernatural powers, or I'll beg you to kneel down!"

This fire is no ordinary fire; even its spiritual power can't stop it. I wonder where this living ancestor came from!
Jiang Nanxi only put away the corpse fire after seeing that a quarter of the body of the guardian grass had been burned.

The door-guarding grass breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, shook its body, and then turned into a shorter grass man.

"I tied up my sister."

The door-guarding grass dusted itself off, ready to slip away, only to find Jiang Nanxi staring intently at it, which made it tremble.

"Sis, why are you looking at me like that?"

Jiang Nanxi didn't say anything.

The gatekeeper panicked even more. "Sister, are you still angry? How about I dance for you to apologize? I won't stop you, you can just go in. That old man in the yard is long dead, there's nothing good in there."

Jiang Nanxi remained silent.

The guardian grass hesitated for a moment, then stood in front of Jiang Nanxi, swaying its body seductively, "like a seaweed, seaweed, swaying in the wind, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed..."

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

Wait, what's with this grass? How did it get into a performance? I have to admit, it's actually quite a sight to behold.

[How does this plant know so much? Its movements are so similar to some of the borderline bloggers I follow!]

[If I see a blogger wiggling their hips in a suggestive way, I'll just scroll past it. But if I see a blade of grass wiggling its waist, I'll definitely make a close look.]

[Alright, enough of that. I hereby bestow upon you the title of "National Grass of China," the grass most skilled in the essence of Chinese culture!]

When Jiang Nanxi saw that the door-guarding grass was still clinging to a big tree, twisting and turning like it was doing a pole dance, she finally couldn't help but say, "Can I dig this thing up and plant it in front of my house? Even if it can't stop thieves, it can still disgust people to death."

Liu Qingyan asked in surprise, "You can grow such a big patch of grass in front of your house? You'd need at least a villa with a large yard to keep it, right?"

"Okay, stop talking."

Jiang Nanxi gently gestured for Liu Qingyan to shut up, "I don't need you to remind me, I don't have a villa yet."

Liu Qingyan removed her hand. "You can rent out the vacant house, and then add some money to rent a villa. That way you can grow this plant."

Jiang Nanxi: ? ? ?

Listen, can you hear what people are saying?
I really want to punch this guy.

Sure enough, she still hates rich people!
The door-guarding grass heard their conversation, suddenly stopped dancing, and shrank a little more.

It's only up to Jiang Nanxi's knees now. It ran over, looked up at her, and asked, "Are you going to take me out? You don't need a big yard to raise me, just a flowerpot will do."

The door-guarding grass's eyes were full of anticipation.

After it became a spirit, it stayed in this forest for hundreds of years and was bored to death! It often wanted to curse people, but hardly anyone came to this place!
If it hadn't killed a few people who came looking for treasure a while ago and used their phones to see the outside world, it wouldn't have known how wonderful the outside world was!
Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "I can take you out, but what do you usually eat? Do you eat a lot?"

"I absorb spiritual energy; I can cultivate on my own!"

Isn't that just like eating air?
It's free, powerful, and has a variety of skills such as cursing and dancing to disgust enemies. Who could resist such a cost-effective guardian beast?
Jiang Nanxi immediately agreed, "Okay, then I'll take you to the outside world. You'll sign a contract with me first."

"Sure, sure!" The door-guarding grass hopped and skipped into the nearby bushes, pulling out a small blade of grass that glowed green.

The guardian grass said, "This is my natal spirit herb. You can form a contract with me by dripping your blood on it! When you go out with my natal spirit herb, I can go out too!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded and dripped her blood onto the green light of the guardian grass, thus successfully forming a contract between the two.

She put the guardian grass's natal herb into her pocket, then walked towards the dense grass. The grass parted on its own, revealing a path for her!
"Let's go, we can enter the chieftain's residence now."

Jiang Nanxi's voice came, and the others realized what was happening and quickly followed her inside.

Not long after entering the Tusi Mansion, Jiang Nanxi looked around at the dilapidated buildings and suddenly thought of something.

She asked the guardian plant at her feet, "How did you know we were here to search for treasure? We didn't say anything about it."

The door-guarding grass snorted and said, "You have that old bastard's stuff on you. I promised the door-reversing immortal that I would kill anyone who had that aura on them."

"You mean this?"

Jiang Nanxi took out the small copper piece stained with blood.

"Correct."

The gatekeeper nodded and said, "This is a copper plate from the treasure chest of the old man Dengzang. I sensed this aura and thought you stole the treasure, so I had to deal with you."

It pursed its lips and said, "But you're too strong, and I can't beat you, so you can't blame me. Besides, so many years have passed, who knows if those treasures are still there."

It was planted at the entrance of this courtyard and couldn't leave, which is why it agreed to the request of the "foot-reversing fairy".

But King Ailao and Daojiaoxian are long gone; it's already quite remarkable that it has kept its promise until now.

Hearing what the gatekeeper grass said, Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "It seems this is Zhang Ming's purpose: to use this copper piece to lure the gatekeeper grass to attack us and kill us here."

Liu Qingyan pondered for a moment and said, "He should be Cheng Qiaozhi's man, but how could he have the copper piece from the treasure chest? Could it be that Cheng Qiaozhi already had clues about the treasure of the King of Ailao?"

"possible."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she turned her head and glanced at the sky, only to see that it was getting darker and darker.

"It's getting dark, and visibility in the woods is even lower. Let's look for a clean room in the chieftain's mansion and rest here for the night before looking for clues again."

"Ah."

Soon, it got completely dark, and Jiang Nanxi took out flashlights and distributed them to everyone.

They toured the chieftain's residence and inspected every room.

Due to its age and the humid climate in the Ailao Mountains, most of the rooms are severely damaged, with only one room still having intact walls and doors to keep out the wind and rain.

"Looks like we'll have to stay in this room."

Jiang Nanxi stood at the door of the only intact room and glanced inside through the slightly cracked wooden window.

The room was pitch black. Before she could even see the furnishings, she suddenly noticed an eye appearing through the crack in the window she was looking at!
That eye coldly looked outside and met Jiang Nanxi's gaze directly by the window.

Sudden.

A scream shattered the darkness.