Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 184 Grass, a plant that likes to curse
The large patch of weeds was cut down, revealing a path leading to the moss-covered gate of the chieftain's mansion.

Jiang Nanxi also saw that the gate of the Tusi Mansion was made of wood, but the paint on the gate had faded, the wooden planks were corroded, dilapidated and full of holes.

But now, those weeds taller than a person have reappeared in front of them, blocking their view, and they can't even see the dilapidated gate of the chieftain's mansion!

Liu Qingyan turned to look around and said, "We've only been cutting grass for a short while, and another pile of grass has appeared. Could it be that someone has set up a formation here?"

"I didn't sense any formation."

Jiang Nanxi said.

"Is some kind of evil spirit causing trouble?"

Liu Qingyan withdrew his gaze. "It's possible. The magnetic field fluctuations in this place are abnormal, and the yin and evil energy is very strong, which makes it easy for spirits to be born."

Jiang Nanxi asked in confusion, "This place is all grass and there's nothing else. What kind of spirits could be born here? The information about the Tusi Mansion that Ye Shutong gave us said that there are guardian beasts at the main gate of the Tusi Mansion, but we haven't seen any."

Lu Jiaqi quickly said, "Song Shixing and I just saw it! That red-eyed monster that looks like a gorilla! Didn't you say that thing might be a guardian beast?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than he heard a string of curses in his ear: "You son of a bitch, are you blind? How could I be so ugly? You son of a bitch, your eyes are useless on a pig's head, you might as well gouge them out!"

The unfamiliar voice suddenly rang out, startling Lu Jiaqi, who let out a scream.

"Ah! Who's speaking!"

Lu Jiaqi looked around in alarm, but saw nothing, which only made him more frightened.

"My God, could it be a ghost?!"

He was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot, took several steps back, and held the machete horizontally in front of his chest.

"Jiang Nanxi, we've definitely run into a ghost wall! I've encountered ghosts several times, I have experience!"

"Hold!!!!"

Before anyone else could react, Lu Jiaqi's voice rang out again with a sharp and angry curse.

"You idiot, move your foot away! You stepped on my face! You son of a bitch! It's one thing to be ugly, but why are you jealous of me and step on my face?! Ugly bastard, get your foot off me right now!"

Lu Jiaqi stared wide-eyed at the ground, but saw nothing.

All I saw was a pile of trampled haystacks.

He couldn't help but swallow hard, his face pale as he looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "This ghost... how can this ghost be so rude? And I didn't step on anything, how could he call me ugly! What's ugly about me!"

Jiang Nanxi stared at Lu Jiaqi's feet and then noticed that the haystack under his feet seemed to be moving!

She was also taken aback.

Jiang Nanxi had some guesses in her mind and was about to speak when the voice spoke again.

"What the hell are you all standing there like idiots for? Get off my face right now! You're all ugly as hell!"
"Look, look, what the hell are you looking at? I'm so handsome, can't you see me right at your feet? You're all blind and disabled, wasting air when you're alive, wasting land when you're dead, and wasting money even when you're half-dead!"

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, then moved a few steps to the side, to a place where there were no haystacks.

She also pulled everyone else over.

Suddenly, all the haystacks that had been trampled on stood up straight in an instant.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, dispersing some of the nearby clouds and mist. The large patch of weeds swayed in the wind, then twisted and clung together, forming a two-meter-tall green grass figure.

It looks a bit like a scarecrow.

The straw figure's eyes still gleamed with angry red light, glaring at Jiang Nanxi and the others. "Hey, you four blind idiots, what are you doing here?"

It looked at Jiang Nanxi for a while, then suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I know, you're here to find treasure again, you damn bananas, cantaloupes, and dragon fruits! Finding treasure is one thing, but what's with stepping on my face? Today I'll show you why flowers are so red!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the straw figure formed from the pile of green weeds performed a set of Tai Chi moves right in front of them.

Then it transformed into a blur and rushed directly in front of Jiang Nanxi, shouting, "Behold my Shadowless Fist!"

Bang bang bang!
Its two arms swung forward repeatedly, making its movements impossible to see. With each swing, a series of whooshing sounds filled the air.

Just as the invisible fist was about to strike Jiang Nanxi, she calmly stood still.

She immediately pulled out a grenade, pulled out the fuse, and shoved it into the scarecrow's wide-open mouth.

boom--!
call out--!
That's the sound of the scarecrow being kicked away.

boom--!
That's the sound of a grenade exploding.

Jiang Nanxi shoved the straw man into a nearby haystack, and then the grenade exploded, igniting a large area of ​​fire and burning most of the weeds.

"Holy shit, shit, shit!"

From the firelight came the scarecrow's scream.

Lu Jiaqi stared blankly at the scene. "Nanxi, what is that? Is it a grass spirit?"

"This is the door-guarding grass."

Liu Qingyan answered with a complicated expression.

"This is a spiritual herb that likes to grow in places with abundant spiritual energy. Over time, it will develop intelligence and help people guard their homes. Whenever someone passes by, it will make angry noises to scare away thieves."

This guardian plant before us is clearly a high-level spirit; it can not only curse, but also transform into human form to attack.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone saw a green whirlwind of spiritual energy rise from the patch of weeds, which soon extinguished the flames from the grenade explosion.

"Ahhhh!"

The gatekeeper grass shouted and stood up, its body even taller than before, nearly three meters tall!
The anger in its eyes grew stronger and stronger!
"Damn it, do you think I'm a scarecrow if I don't get angry?! You bunch of blind, ugly bastards, you'll all be left here to be fertilizer today!"

The gate-guarding grass roared and its tall figure pounced towards Jiang Nanxi, while a rustling sound came from the nearby weeds.

Song Shixing quickly warned, "Get out of the way! Those weeds will grow longer, like vines, they're probably trying to tie us up!"

Jiang Nanxi's indifferent voice came, "No need, stand still, I want to see just how capable it is!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the door-guarding grass rushed aggressively to Jiang Nanxi's side.

"Die to me!"

The nearby weeds twisted into strands, turning into vines and wrapping around Jiang Nanxi.

A glint of golden-red flame flashed in Jiang Nanxi's cold eyes, and then she grabbed one of the hands of the gate-protecting grass.

This hand is also formed from countless weeds.

Jiang Nanxi's corpse fire instantly spread to that hand, burning away one of the giant arms of the guardian grass, and the fire continued to spread.

Σ（дlll）！