Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 174: Each one more sarcastic than the last! No wonder you two have such great chemistry!
Jiang Nanxi: "The correct answer is that the fifth brother told the fourth brother that the third brother's second brother is the eldest!"

God: "..."

audience:"……"

other people:"……"

An eerie silence fell over everyone present, and even the live chat on the program froze for a moment.

[My goodness, I never imagined you could make sentences like this!]

【As expected of you! 】

[Who would have thought of this? I'm truly amazed by Jiang Nanxi's thought process! Even a god driven to desperation is no innocent victim!]

A look of embarrassment and anger flashed across Dao Gonglao's face. The Heavenly God sneered and said, "What kind of question is this? I only deal with important matters of life, not trivial issues like yours!"

"How is it meaningless?"

Jiang Nanxi disagreed, saying, "This question troubled me for a long time at first. I couldn't eat or drink, just to figure it out. If I hadn't figured it out, I would have starved to death, or even died of depression! Anyone who can answer this question would have saved my life!"

"..."

The Taoist priest's lips twitched. "Nonsense! It seems you don't truly want to offer sacrifices to me! If you keep spouting these meaningless words and push me too far, I'm capable of anything!"

Jiang Nanxi wanted to say something more, but Liu Qingyan suddenly grabbed her and pulled her behind him.

Liu Qingyan stepped forward, suddenly took out a test paper, and threw it in front of Dao Gong Lao with her spiritual power.

Liu Qingyan: "This is my uncle's son's math test paper, who is still in his senior year of high school. The last question is a bit difficult. Could you please help me with it?"

God:?
When Liu Qingyan saw the test paper in Daogonglao's hand, his face twisted in surprise. He said, "Didn't you say that if you're pushed to the limit, you can do anything? Come on, do a math problem for us to see."

God:?
Seeing that he didn't move, Liu Qingyan was even more surprised. "It's one thing that you can't answer simple questions, but how come you can't even do math problems that are related to the important events in a child's life?"

God:?
[Hahahaha, help! No wonder people said you two had great chemistry, you're amazing!]

[Each one is more sarcastic than the last; even the gods are furious! Who asks a god a question like that?!]

[I've moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here! Wedding couple, please get married right here!]

[God: If you push me too far, I'm capable of anything! Hmm? The final question on the math exam? Never mind then.]

Tear it——!
Dao Gong Lao tore up the exam paper in his hand and looked at Jiang Nanxi and the others with an icy expression.

"I gave you a chance, but since you couldn't seize it, don't blame me for unleashing a massacre here!"

He raised his hand and waved it, unleashing a large number of cyan light blades that slashed at Song Shixing and the others who were unable to move on the ground.

Jiang Nanxi stood at the front, still holding the wooden stick she had picked up, and swung it around, leaving afterimages.

Swish swish!
She deflected all the light blades that Dao Gong Lao swung at her with her wooden stick, hitting him precisely.

Dao Gong Lao's clothes were cut into strips, and his body was covered in bloodstains. He let out a scream and fell to the ground with a thud.

Please, God, force this to end!

"That's it?"

Jiang Nanxi scoffed and held the wooden stick upright beside her. "I thought you were so powerful, but you can't even beat Malou. Or... am I not Malou, but actually the Monkey King?!"

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

When Cheng Qiaozhi saw that Dao Gong Lao was seriously injured and that the power of the Heavenly God had disappeared, his face turned green.

Cheng Qiaozhi couldn't help but sneer, "With your crazy behavior, you're more like a madwoman! You just wait, I'll get a whole carload of people to deal with you!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't you want to be the Monkey King? You're not, are you? If you keep saying that, I'm going to lose my temper."

Cheng Qiaozhi: "Crazy woman!" Jiang Nanxi: (Ahhh!) (Screaming wildly) (Body contorting) (Shouting while swinging a baton) (Charging over and beating Cheng Qiaozhi) (Crow flying in an airplane) (Invincible whirlwind baton) (Completely insane) (Monkey flying kick)

Bang Bang Bang!
This is the sound of Cheng Qiaozhi being brutally beaten.

Bang bang bang!
This is the sound of others trying to come to Cheng Qiaozhi's rescue, but being knocked away by the crazed Jiang Nanxi with a stick.

"Aaaaaah! Stop it right now!"

Cheng Qiaozhi covered his head, curled up on the ground, and was whipped around like a top by Jiang Nanxi with a wooden stick.

"Stop, stop it!"

Cheng Qiaozhi couldn't help but roar, "If you keep doing this, I'm going to tell the production team! I'm going to tell the director to disqualify you! I'm going to appeal, I'm going to hire a lawyer, I'm going to sue you! Ahhh!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Go ahead and sue me! Try suing me again! I'm crazy, I like to act crazy wherever I want!"

George Cheng: !!!

With a series of sharp cracking sounds, Jiang Nanxi swung a wooden stick and struck Cheng Qiaozhi on the head.

Finally, Cheng Qiaozhi collapsed to the ground like a dead dog, fainted, and was unable to speak.

"Mr. Cheng!"

Only after seeing Jiang Nanxi leave with the stick did the others dare to rush over to check on Cheng Qiaozhi's condition.

The brothers Sangjie and Sangyu were completely stunned.

Seeing the outsiders carry Cheng Qiaozhi and run away from the Saba tribe as if a monster was chasing them, the two brothers had a complicated expression.

Sang Yu: "Brother...tsk tsk...it really is...Sun Wukong...so cool!"

Sanjay: "..."

The Saba chieftain was stunned for a long time when he saw them run away and completely abandon the Saba people.

"Hey, why did you leave..."

The chieftain wanted to call them back, since the Saba tribe's shaman had died, and without a shaman, their sacrificial rites could not continue!
But the people Cheng Qiaozhi brought quickly disappeared, and no one paid any attention to the clan chief.

Instead, Jiang Nanxi called out to the clan leader and beckoned to him, "Clan leader, come here for a moment."

The chieftain looked at her in horror. "What do you want to do?"

Jiang Nanxi beckoned to him with her finger, "Come over when I tell you to."

The clan chief went over in fear.

Jiang Nanxi asked, "Those people who rescued the tourists went into the Heavenly Temple, how did they die?"

The clan chief said somewhat guiltily, "I don't know! I've never seen those people!"

"Still refusing to admit it?"

There was a snap.

Jiang Nanxi slapped him across the face, making him spin 360 degrees on the spot, his face swelling up high.

Bang, bang, bang!

Jiang Nanxi then unleashed another flurry of wild swings with her baton, sending the nearby Saba people flying like spinning tops.

Jiang Nanxi put away the stick, listened to their wails, and sneered, "Answer my question honestly, or you'll all die!"

She had just finished speaking when...

A muffled creaking sound came from the woods, and the gates of the Temple of the Gods opened by themselves!
The clan chief's eyes lit up with joy. "A god! A god has appeared and come out in person to save us!"