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Chapter 173 Getting Frustrated by the Gods

call out--!
boom--!
Dao Gong Lao had no time to dodge and was hit squarely, falling to the ground and rolling several times like a ball before stopping.

"Master Dao!"

Cheng Qiaozhi and the others were immediately shocked. They quickly helped Dao Gonglao up and glared angrily at the rooster.

Jiang Nanxi's light voice came over, "I didn't even invite Ultraman this time, and you can't even beat a chicken. You gods are no good."

The Saba people had angry expressions on their faces.

Jiang Nanxi then looked in Cheng Qiaozhi's direction and continued her tirade without any discriminatory tone, "And you Taoist priests, your ability to summon gods is so-so. Is this... a place where good-for-nothings gather?"

"Step aside!"

Dao Gong Lao roared and pushed away everyone around him.

His eyes still showed vertical pupils, clearly indicating that the power of the gods was still within him.

Dao Gong Lao's body floated up again, and he slowly spoke, uttering a deep, cold voice that did not belong to him.

"You little brat, do you know who I am? The price of offending the gods is not something you can afford!"

Jiang Nanxi: "You little yellow-haired girl, do you know my identity? The price of offending the gods is not something you can bear."

Taoist Master: "Why are you mimicking my speech?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Did I learn it?"

God:?
Jiang Nanxi: "That was me farting."

God:?
Jiang Nanxi saw his aura surge, and a strange, cold blue light flashed in his vertical pupils, seemingly burning with anger. She quickly spoke again.

"I'm sorry, if anything I said offended you, please tell me. After all, I'm not an unreasonable person, I can..."

A divine roar echoed from the Taoist priest's throat, "It's too late to apologize now; the gods will not forgive you!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I can say it again."

God:?
[Hahahaha, the old man's face is completely blank. Does that mean the gods have gone mad?]

[Laughable! Where do you get the confidence that Jiang Nanxi will apologize? She'll only stab you in the heart again.]

[Jiang Nanxi: What you're saying is all bullshit!]

[You can't beat her in a fight, you can't out-argue her. What kind of god are you? You're just unlucky to run into Jiang Nanxi!]

Dao Gong Lao took a deep breath, then suddenly raised his hand to form a hand seal and began chanting a spell.

Jiang Nanxi felt a powerful force emanating from the Heavenly God Temple, creating an overwhelming pressure that caused everyone present to change their expressions.

An invisible gale seemed to be blowing in the sky, swirling and whistling, making the nearby branches and leaves rustle.

The atmosphere suddenly turned tense and somber.

Most of the ordinary people at the scene knelt on the ground and couldn't get up.

Only Liu Qingyan remained standing beside Jiang Nanxi; Song Shixing, Lu Jiaqi, Sang Jie, and Sang Yu had all collapsed to the ground, unable to get up.

"What's going on? Why can't I move!"

They struggled to get up several times, but fell back down as soon as they managed to get up.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Nanxi said to the Taoist priest not far away, "Saba, I didn't expect you to be so powerful. If you can answer one of my questions, I will worship you with my friend, how about it?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but shout, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? We absolutely cannot believe in such evil things! Joining them will hurt even more people!" Jiang Nanxi ignored Lu Jiaqi and continued speaking in the direction of the Taoist priest, "Saba, are you still there? A god should know everything, right? Can you help me?"

Dao Gong Lao spoke slowly, uttering a voice that did not belong to him, "Gods are naturally omniscient. I can help you, but you will have to pay a price!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded and said, "I understand. If you can answer my question and clear up my doubts, I will offer all my friends as sacrifices to you."

other people:?

audience:?
[Wait, what is Jiang Nanxi doing? How could she make such a deal with an evil entity!]

[Could it be that Jiang Nanxi, realizing she can't defeat the Saba God, is planning to sacrifice her teammates to save herself?]

This is outrageous!

[Impossible, absolutely impossible! Sister Xi isn't that kind of person! Everyone wait, there's bound to be a twist!]

When Jiang Nanxi said that, not only did the audience get anxious, but Lu Jiaqi, who was lying motionless at her feet, also got anxious.

Lu Jiaqi: "I disagree, Jiang Nanxi, you can't do this! How could you betray us just to ask a question? You've disappointed me so much!"

Liu Qingyan immediately took off Lu Jiaqi's smelly socks and stuffed them into his mouth, then said to Jiang Nanxi, "Quiet down, hurry up and ask."

Lu Jiaqi: "Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh!" You two insidious dogs!
Seeing their actions, the god Saba showed a satisfied look in his eyes, saying, "The god will answer your questions."

Jiang Nanxi then asked, "Excuse me, how would you make a sentence using the words 'eldest, second eldest, third eldest, fourth eldest, and fifth eldest'? You have two minutes to think about it."

Saba the God: ?
audience:?
[I'm speechless. I thought Jiang Nanxi was going to ask about some important life question, but you asked this?]

How do I make a sentence with this? I don't know either.

[These are such malicious Chinese characters; I don't even know how to form a sentence with them! Could a human possibly come up with something like this?]

[Hahaha, is this question unsolvable? Nobody can even make a sentence with these words! Jiang Nanxi, you know how to ask questions!]

Wuhu, the gods have fallen silent!

The Taoist priest summoned a spirit, who hovered in mid-air and stared at Jiang Nanxi for a long, long time without saying a word.

This means that,
The god within him was speechless!

Jiang Nanxi looked at him with amusement and said, "Why aren't you saying anything? Saba, you don't know how to answer, do you? Aren't gods omniscient?"

A flash of annoyance crossed Dao Gong Lao's eyes, and Saba Tian Shen's voice also carried anger, "This can't be used to make a sentence; you deliberately asked an unsolvable question!"

"Leak, leak, leak."

Jiang Nanxi extended an index finger and shook it in his direction. "The answer to this question is very simple. If you admit that you can't solve this question, I can tell you the answer."

Saba roared, "It's not that I can't solve it, it's that this problem is unsolvable! These are all titles, how do you make a sentence with them? If you can make a sentence with them, I'll fucking change my surname to yours!"

Jiang Nanxi clicked her tongue lightly, "Why are you getting so worked up? It's just a question you can't answer. It's normal that you've never been to school, living deep in the mountains. Everyone will understand."

Saba the God: "You're the one who never went to school! I was the top scholar in my previous life!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then make a sentence! Make one! You can't even make a sentence, what are you babbling about?"

Saba the God: "..."

Saba the God remained silent for a long time, probably to calm himself down. He couldn't even maintain his mystical manner of address after being rebuked by Jiang Nanxi.

After a long pause, he finally said, "Since you say there's an answer to this question, then make one! If you can't even make a sentence, then this question is unsolvable!"