Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 128 So cool, Aotian! Quickly send the kid to the national team!
Wu Ye's head rushed towards the crowd downstairs, and everyone then realized that it wasn't a basketball at all, but a living, moving human head!
"Ah! Ghost!"

"How is this ever going to end? Run!"

"A monster!"

A series of screams erupted from the scene.

Li Chu stood at the front watching the commotion. After seeing the human head clearly, she turned and ran, but Wu Ye's head rushed over and bit her trouser leg.

"Ah! Help!"

Li Chu collapsed to the ground.

Seeing Li Chu fall, Master Wu's head bounced up again, and he lunged at Li Chu, intending to bite her neck.

Li Chu turned around and glanced at him, her face turning deathly pale with fright. "You...you stay away! I don't taste good..."

Just as Li Chu was in despair, a large rooster appeared beside her, stretched out its wings and grabbed the hideous head in mid-air.

The rooster tossed Wu Ye's head high into the air, then flew up and slapped it across the head again.

call out--!
boom--!
The rooster knocked Wu Ye's head off, and the head flew right towards where Jiang Nanxi was standing.

Jiang Nanxi took out an electric mosquito swatter and slapped it hard on Wu Ye's head, knocking it back!

call out--!
boom--!
The rooster caught the head precisely and then slapped it back!

call out--!
boom--!
Jiang Nanxi called again!

Halfway there, Wu Ye's head tried to escape, but the rooster rushed over and intercepted it precisely, then slapped it towards Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi raised the electric mosquito swatter again.

Li Chu fell to the ground, shaking her head as she watched them fight back and forth several times, completely dumbfounded.

No way, you guys are really playing ball?!
A scream rang out from Master Wu: "Stop! Stop it! Don't hit my head anymore! Stop it!"

But nobody paid any attention to him.

He wanted to escape so badly.

But if he tries to escape to the left, the rooster will catch up with him and slap him back.

He ran to the right, but Jiang Nanxi caught up with him and swatted him back with an electric mosquito swatter!
There's no way to escape!
At last.

The rooster patted Wu Ye's head, ran all the way to the trash can, and then neatly flipped Wu Ye's head upside down into the trash can.

Even the viewers who were still watching the live stream couldn't hold back anymore.

[This chicken plays basketball better than my boyfriend, is that reasonable?]

[Aotian is so cool! I knew chickens could play basketball, I'm going to show this video to everyone from now on!]

[Hurry up and send your child to the national team; they might even make it to the NBA! Don't hinder their development!]

"Aaaaaah! How dare you... how could you treat me like this? I'll make you wish you were dead!"

A thick black mist overflowed from the trash can, corroding it into a pool of black water. Master Wu's head floated in mid-air, his eyes bloodshot as he stared at them, his entire head trembling with rage.

"You just wait! No one will leave here alive today! Everyone will die! Aaaaaah!"

He was so angry that he roared wildly.

"Shut up, you!"

Jiang Nanxi held a black ball in her hand, raised her hand and threw it, accurately hitting Master Wu in the mouth.

She rushed to the head, took out a roll of tape and sealed his mouth shut. Then she stuck several exorcism talismans on the tape, and the black evil energy emanating from the head disappeared. Master Wu stared wide-eyed in terror at Jiang Nanxi's direction, "Ughhhhhh!"

What did you feed me?
Jiang Nanxi understood and said calmly, "It's nothing, I just stuffed some explosives I made myself into your mouth. Who told you to keep babbling so much nonsense?"

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she chuckled and said, "You don't even have hands, so you probably don't know how to take it out, right? This is a good opportunity for me to test the power of the explosives."

Master Wu had mastered the Flying Head Curse and was not afraid of explosives, but he felt a strange and terrifying scorching heat coming from the explosives he was rubbing in his mouth.

This scorching heat filled him with dread, making him feel as if it could burn everything, and making him increasingly uneasy!

"Uh-huh!"

Master Wu was so frightened that he turned and ran away.

He had to hurry back along the cursed sign, tear the tape off his body, and take out the strange bomb, otherwise his head might be damaged!
The rooster wanted to chase after him, but Jiang Nanxi stopped him, saying, "He's going back, don't chase him."

Once Jiang Nanxi returned to the guesthouse, everyone else dispersed, and the live broadcast of the variety show came to a complete end.

As soon as Jiang Nanxi entered the guesthouse, she bumped into Liu Qingyan, who was holding the black jade pendant in his hand.

Jiang Nanxi asked him in surprise, "How did you end up with the cursed amulet? Where's Song Wanwan?"

Liu Qingyan raised an eyebrow and said, "She did such an embarrassing thing today that she cried herself unconscious, so I took the opportunity to get this."

Just now, Jiang Nanxi and the rooster were playing basketball, and Liu Qingyan went to get this cursed amulet.

He smiled at her. "We've tracked it down."

"Then let's go over and take a look."

Jiang Nanxi rode a broomstick and left the guesthouse with Liu Qingyan to track down where Master Wu was hiding.

This guy is hiding far away, not in this city, but in the suburbs of the next city.

However, Jiang Nanxi's flying broom was very fast, and she arrived in no time.

Master Wu's head returned to his body. He quickly tore off the exorcism talismans and tape with his hands, and then spat out the bomb from his mouth.

Looking at the black ball in his hand, Master Wu asked in confusion, "It looks like an ordinary homemade explosive. This kind of homemade explosive can't hurt me at all, so why did I sense a dangerous aura inside it just now?"

He had just finished muttering to himself when he sensed a stranger approaching from outside the house, and Master Wu's eyes instantly turned wary.

He quickly checked the surveillance footage and saw Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan outside the door.

"How could it be this woman!"

Master Wu was shocked. "I've been hiding so far away, how did she find me? And she got here so quickly!"

This woman is not as simple as Shen Lan described at all; no wonder the Dragon King wanted to get rid of her!

Master Wu is a sorcerer under the command of the Clear Water Dragon King. The Clear Water Dragon King switched the fate of the Song family's real daughter, causing the Song family to find a fake daughter.

He arranged for Shen Lan to interact with these two women in order to keep abreast of the Song family's situation.

After calming down, Master Wu thought about it.

"I've set up multiple arrays outside the house, so they shouldn't be able to get in. This woman is a cultivator, and she has a spirit pet chicken as an accomplice. I'm no match for her for now. It seems I have to leave here first and think of another way to deal with her later!"

He had just finished muttering that when he saw through the surveillance footage that Liu Qingyan had broken through the outermost layer of the house's array.

Master Wu: ?!

Damn, who is this guy? How did he break through my carefully set-up formation so easily?!
Master Wu hurriedly shouted through the surveillance broadcast, "Don't come in again! I've set up a sacrificial array in the village. If you come in, I'll activate the array, and all the villagers will be sacrificed and turned into mummies!"
"If you don't want to kill these innocent people, get out of here right now!"

(End of this chapter)