Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 127 Jiang Nanxi's Chickens Are Playing Basketball?!

Liu Qingyan was in a good mood, with a faint smile on her lips, but now her smile froze.

He glanced at Jiang Nanxi casually. "Teacher Jiang knows me so well? Have you tried it?"

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

The audience was thoroughly enjoying the gossip.

[Holy crap, this is a really explosive question! What's your relationship with him?!]

[Hahahaha, Jiang Nanxi, you're finally behaving yourself now, aren't you!]

These two are so cunning, they're practically plotting against each other even in interviews!

The staff, always eager for drama, pressed on, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu treats you very differently. Have you known each other for a long time?"

[Great question! I've been wanting to know that for a long time! Give the host a bonus!]

[Jiang Nanxi, speak up! Have you tried it?]

Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "That's right, we have known each other for a long time, we're old acquaintances."

Staff member: "How did you two meet? How long have you known each other?"

Jiang Nanxi: "We met when we were practicing Latin dance."

Staff: "Teacher Jiang and Teacher Liu are interested in Latin dance? That's unexpected! Could you please perform a Latin dance for the audience?"

Jiang Nanxi: "No, no, I didn't learn it well, so I won't embarrass myself."

The staff member looked at the silent Liu Qingyan and said, "Teacher Liu is known for learning things quickly. His Latin dance skills must be quite good, right? You two dance together for a bit. Teacher Liu definitely won't let you embarrass yourself."

Jiang Nanxi: "Actually, I don't quite understand why my penis hasn't changed even though I spent 3,500 yuan to learn Latin dance."

Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "Have you changed after learning it? Were we tricked?"

Liu Qingyan:?

staff member:?
The staff member's doting smile vanished, and she asked blankly, "Teacher Jiang, which Latin dance are you referring to?"

"It's that kind of dance where they stretch out their penis."

Jiang Nanxi stood up, preparing to unbutton her jeans. "Since you insist on me doing a little something, I guess I'll have to reluctantly show you."

Liu Qingyan was startled and quickly pulled her back to her seat, "Calm down!"

Jiang Nanxi asked him, "Then tell me, has your changed? Why hasn't mine changed? Is it because I haven't?"

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Take off your pants, let's have a contest, let them see enough."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

staff member:"……"

[Hahahaha, I'm truly impressed! How can Jiang Nanxi just spout such nonsense?!]

[Host: He's already been quiet and doesn't dare ask any more questions.]

[Hahaha, serves you right for asking such silly questions! Sister Xi has completely extinguished everyone's desire to communicate!]

The staff had several pointed questions they wanted to ask Jiang Nanxi, but she stumped them all.

Jiang Nanxi added, "Have you finished asking? I need to go practice Latin dance. If you waste any more of my time, I'll have to perform a piece for you on the spot."

staff member:"……"

The interview ended early, and Jiang Nanxi went back to her room to pack her luggage, preparing to go out for a stroll.

As soon as she returned to her room, she saw a large rooster fly in through the open window.

"Goooooooo!"

There are bad guys!
A rooster flew into her room, carrying a wooden doll covered in needles in its beak. The rooster then threw the doll at her feet.

"Coo coo coo coo!" A curse! Jiang Nanxi picked up the wooden doll and glanced at it. She saw a string of birth dates written on the back of the doll, which was exactly the same birth date she had deliberately mentioned that night.

"Is this a puppet controlling Song Wanwan?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at the rooster in surprise. "Where did you find this?"

"Cuckoo!"

The rooster pointed out the window with its wing, and then said in her mind, "There's a flying head outside, sneaking around with a puppet in its beak, I don't know what it's up to, so I'll just steal the puppet."

Jiang Nanxi looked at the puppet and curled up her lips. "It seems they've noticed something's wrong and are planning to come here to see what's going on."

However, it's too late for these two to realize something's wrong now.

Jiang Nanxi put the puppet away, and then she felt a cold gaze staring at her from outside the window.

Jiang Nanxi looked out the window and saw a human head hidden in the treetops of the woods not far away.

Master Wu sensed her gaze, opened his mouth, and uttered a sound that entered her mind, "How dare you play me! I'll make you wish you were dead!"

Jiang Nanxi chuckled, standing by the window and stretching out both hands to give him the middle finger. "You? A tadpole with a frog tattooed on its body, are you showing off your mother here?"

The rooster perched on the windowsill, mimicking Jiang Nanxi, and stretched out its two wings to give Master Wu the middle finger.

The rooster: "Cluck cluck~ Idiot~ Cluck cluck cluck~ Bald big idiot~~~"

Jiang Nanxi: "You do look a bit bald. No wonder you were pulling my hair. Are you planning to get a hair transplant for yourself?"

The rooster: "Cluck cluck~ How ugly."

The actions of the man and the chicken enraged Master Wu, his eyes blazing with fury and his face contorted in anger. "Damn it! A chicken dares to steal my things and even looks down on me? I'll kill you both right now!"

Bang.

The head was launched from the woods and hurtled towards them like a cannonball.

On Master Wu's ferocious face, he opened his blood-red maw, intending to bite the chicken to death in one bite.

But the rooster was faster than him, disappearing in a blur.

When the rooster reappeared, it was behind Master Wu's head. It raised one wing and slapped Master Wu hard on the back of the head.

call out--!
boom--!
The slap sent Wu Ye's head flying, crashing into a wall not far away before bouncing back.

Master Wu's expression turned even uglier.

He stared menacingly at Jiang Nanxi and the rooster. "This rooster is quite intelligent; it seems to have become a spirit! But so what? No one in this world can completely destroy my head. I'll wear you down sooner or later!"

His gaze shifted, and his head flew straight at Jiang Nanxi, "I'll kill you first, then kill that chicken, and then stew you two together in one pot!"

result.

Before he could even touch Jiang Nanxi, the chicken reappeared mysteriously next to his head, then raised its wing and slapped him hard with its paw.

call out--!
boom--!
His head was slapped away like a ball, smashing a large hole in the wall, but Wu Ye's head was unharmed and he continued charging forward relentlessly.

call out--!
boom--!
The rooster was slapped away again!
The commotion was so loud that people downstairs at the guesthouse noticed and rushed over to check it out.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Why is the house shaking? Is it going to collapse?"

"What's banging on the wall?!"

"It sounds like the noise is coming from Jiang Nanxi's room. Is she trying to kill herself by banging her head against the wall?"

Jiang Nanxi: "It's not me hitting the wall, everyone don't panic, it's my chickens playing basketball!"

audience:? ? ?
Master Wu: ? ? ?
Who is basketball?!
You better explain yourself clearly, who is basketball!
"Ahhhh!"

Enraged, Master Wu let out a deafening roar and charged towards the ordinary people downstairs.

"Death to me all!"

Once he has drained all these people dry and his power has greatly increased, he will then deal with that vile woman!

(End of this chapter)