I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?
Chapter 27 Awesome, Playing Rogue to Ghosts
Chapter 27 Awesome, Playing Rogue to Ghosts
Susan tried to force a smile, "I'm video chatting with my friends. My husband is here, so you should come and say hello."
The other party just appeared in front of the camera and said in a pinched voice:
"Hello."
However, before he could finish his words, Su Chen interrupted him, "Get out of his body quickly!"
"What if I say no?" Mr. Zhang's eyes widened and his voice suddenly became sharp and sinister.
At the same time, black mist emanated from his body, and he looked like he was ready to fight.
Seems like he's angry?
"Then you can try."
Su Chen didn't care about him and just used some magic spell to attack.
Suddenly, the pervasive black fog dissipated, and a golden light hit him.
"what!"
Mr. Zhang covered his chest and quickly stepped back, with a hint of fear in his eyes.
Seeing Susan aggrieved and sad, "I treat you as a sister, and you actually asked the master to deal with me?"
A sad and terrifying voice was floating around.
Seeing that the other party was aggrieved, Susan felt even more aggrieved than him.
Susan: Who the hell wants to be your sister? You slept with my husband.
Su Chen is too lazy to talk nonsense.
He threw out a talisman with his backhand, and the Heavenly Thunder Talisman stopped steadily above Mr. Zhang's head. The faint light was extremely oppressive.
"Can you come out now?"
Su Chen's voice rang out in the living room, containing an implicit warning.
Although he didn't know what the talisman was, he didn't hit her with it.
But the talisman paper above her head was so oppressive and intimidating that it made her heart tremble.
Sensing the hostility in Su Chen's voice, Mr. Zhang was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Okay."
As soon as he finished speaking, Mr. Zhang's whole body stiffened and he fainted on the spot.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked.
【Ah this.】
[Damn, so this is really possessed? ]
[At this moment, I only regret that I didn’t have enough education and can only say that the master is awesome! ]
"Tell me, why do you want to possess someone else's body?" Su Chen looked at the young female ghost next to him.
The thunder talisman above her head was still there. Even though it was just above her head, she could feel its powerful force.
It made her feel very uncomfortable.
Hearing this, the female ghost looked at Susan, then at the fainted Mr. Zhang.
He was very indignant, "Master, this is not my fault, if you want to blame someone, blame him."
"I just took advantage of him and didn't do anything to him. I was very generous."
[I suspect there's a big melon, wait! Get ready for melon seeds and potato chips, I'm serious about eating melon. 】
[Did I guess correctly before? The artist was targeted because of something he did to others.]
[I am the civet in the melon field, here I come. ]
[Is it a love story between a human and a ghost? Oh my god, come to the host's live broadcast room and listen to the story]
【Humans and ghosts have different paths, destined to be apart. 】
【.】
"No way. My husband and I have a good relationship. He would never betray me."
Susan supported her husband's body and replied to the barrage.
Facing the female ghost, Susan was not afraid, perhaps because she had been with her for half a month. "What is your relationship with my husband?"
The ghost girl blinked and looked at Susan.
"he and I"
"Sister, don't worry, I have nothing to do with your husband. Besides, how can I, a young girl who has never been married, fall in love with an uncle?"
"If I really have to make a connection, it's that he was being rude to me!"
[Damn! It’s really a big melon! ]
[Shocked, people are being rude to ghosts? Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?! ]
[The above person knows how to use the title! ] [This, this, is it possible that they did something to censor the body? ]
[Does it mean that when you were camping, you just picked up a brick, and that brick was someone else's door stone, that is, their front door. If the front door is gone, they will definitely cause trouble for you? ]
【What kind of brain hole is this? 】
[It's not a fantasy, I've read similar novels and I like to read supernatural stories. 】
"Then tell me, how did Mr. Zhang offend you?" Su Chen didn't quite believe it.
It's not normal for people to act rudely towards ghosts.
The female ghost looked innocent, "Half a month ago, I was lying down to rest when I was awakened by a loud noise.
I saw a group of people setting up tents, taking photos and having a picnic around my grave. I didn't care at first, but this group of people either complained about the bad environment or the too many mosquitoes, and kept making a lot of noise and disturbing me. That was fine.
What's even worse is that someone actually urinated on my grave. Isn't this an insult to my body, not my ghost? Master, how can I tolerate this?"
"Is that man Mr. Zhang?" Su Chen asked.
The young female ghost nodded silently.
[You deserve it! I can’t stand it either. ]
[Female ghost: I am already a ghost, how can I still be bullied by others? ]
[How brave of you to pee on someone's head. If it was a ghost with a bad temper, that person would probably be dead.]
"Then you can just take a light punishment for a few days, but it's been half a month now?" Su Chen.
The young female ghost was ashamed, "At first I thought I would just have sex with him, but his house was too comfortable, with delicious food, fun things to do, and TV to watch, so I just..."
"Then what? Are you planning to stay here?" Su Chen's faint voice sounded.
Well, it’s not completely incomprehensible.
At this time, Susan's husband slowly woke up.
"Hey, honey, why am I lying on you?"
Susan asked nervously, "Honey, how do you feel?"
Mr. Zhang felt as if he had had a very long dream. In the dream he was wearing makeup and dressing up. He still felt dizzy now.
"My whole body aches."
"How dare you say that." Susan couldn't help but hit him a few times before briefly telling him what had happened recently.
"What? I became a woman? How is that possible? I am a real man."
Only then did he realize the skirt he was wearing and the wig on his head.
Society is dead!
[Hahaha, a real man can turn into a woman in seconds. ]
[A certain TV drama scene popped up in my mind, where a man dressed as a woman.]
[Mr. Zhang: Who in my family would understand? A man dressed as a woman. I really want to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.]
[I can't help it, allow me to laugh out loud, hahahahaha.]
"I'm sorry, my wife has caused you trouble. Are you scared?" Mr. Zhang lowered his head in shame.
"No, I know that's not what you meant," Susan comforted.
[Honestly, the young lady really loves her husband. If my husband was possessed by a ghost, I would be scared to death. ]
[Wow, I'm watching a fortune-telling live broadcast and I have to eat dog food. 】
[I was eating snacks, and I felt like I couldn't eat anymore. It turned out that my stomach was filled with dog food.]
[I finally understand why I can’t lose weight. There’s dog food everywhere, and I’m forced to eat it even if I don’t want to. ]
[I was drinking milk tea and felt full instantly. ]
【May you be blessed forever 999. 】
The cute little Fuzi brings you lots of wealth.
Mr. Kongxu gave away a Porsche.
The onlookers sent out the ice cream assassin.
…………
"But there are so many places you can go. You are really good at choosing places." Susan was also convinced.
"A friend told me there was a place with beautiful scenery, suitable for taking photos, so we chose a small dirt slope sheltered from the wind to camp, stayed there for one night, and returned the next day." Mr. Zhang.
"What small mound? That's my grave!" said the young female ghost.
(End of this chapter)
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