I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?

Chapter 150 After the founding of the country, no spirits are allowed!
Xiao Huang was watching the live broadcast leisurely in the police station when he heard this.

Watch and call other colleagues at the same time.

"Hahaha~ Come and see, there is actually a kitten that can speak human language. Do you think it's true?"

When Chen Junnan saw the comments, his face suddenly became bitter.

"So, I guess it's a female demon, and it's actually trying to suck my yang energy. Host, do you think I'm going to die soon?"

[Huh? After the founding of the country, isn't it forbidden to become a spirit? ]

[No, brother, what on earth did you teach it every day at home? ]

[We learned to meow like a cat. Wow, cats are learning human language. They are really smart.]

[Girls have it so hard. Not only do they have to be careful of green tea, they also have to be careful of men. Now they have to be careful of pets snatching their partners away from them. I can’t win, so it seems that I am better suited to being a melon eater! ]

[Otherwise, you should just follow it. ]

【.】

Yun Yao turned her head, blinked, and looked at Su Chen with the same confusion.

She is a ghost, so she can only see whether there are ghosts or not, but she can't tell whether there are spirits or monsters.

Su Chen glanced at his face and shook his head, saying, "There is no evil spirit or demon around you."

"Don't worry, you won't die!"

"Have you watched too much TV and online articles? The most you can do is not get enough rest."

[Hahaha, I told you it’s impossible.]

[Oh, I was so happy for nothing. I thought I could see what monsters look like in the master's live broadcast room this time. ]

[I suddenly remembered that there was a guy who was suffering from sleep paralysis. He thought it was a ghost, but it turned out that his dog climbed onto the bed in the middle of the night and fell asleep on top of him.]

[Haha, I remember that live broadcast too, and I was wondering why it seemed so familiar.]

Chen Junnan was obviously relieved when he heard that he would not die.

"Then why did Beibei talk and call me 'husband'? I'm definitely not Beibei's bed climber."

[I remember there was a cat on the Internet that called its owner "husband" during an interview. The interviewer thought it was his girlfriend, but when he found out it was a cat, he directly hired the owner and even let him bring the cat to work.]

[I have also seen this before, and I thought it was just a coincidence at the time, but I didn’t expect it to really happen. Why don’t you bring your cat to the interview too? ]

[Isn't this the way many guys trick girls, saying things like "My cat can do a backflip, do you want to come and see?" etc.]

[This cat is good. It can help you find a job and a partner. It is worth having. It is definitely worth it! ]

Seeing the barrage becoming more and more outrageous!
"It didn't press on your bed, but you did!"

"It's just that your sleeping posture is too bad. When you turned over in the middle of the night, you pressed the cat under you. It hurt it and it must have cried out. Fortunately, you didn't press your whole body on it, otherwise the cat would have died."

At this moment, the cat just jumped onto the table, glanced sideways with its eyes, then turned around and jumped away.

Chen Junnan was stunned and rubbed his hands in embarrassment.

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

[Did the cat roll its eyes just now? The owner is too stupid to take care of it, hahaha.]

[Beibei: I have it easy. I am oppressed by my master every day, and he even spreads rumors about me! ]

[In this day and age, being a pet is difficult, as you also have to coax your owner. ]

[Speaking of sleeping positions, I have something to say. My husband is like this. When he falls asleep, he hugs me so tightly that I can hardly breathe. He either hugs my neck with his arms or presses his legs on me.]

[I have a solution. Sister, you two should sleep in separate beds. This will improve your sleep quality immediately.]

Su Chen ended the live broadcast and prepared to go offline.

However, he paused for a moment before ending the broadcast at home.

Then he looked towards the live broadcast room and said, "The sale of talismans will be held at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Two hundred amulets will be available, and those who are destined will get one." Huh?
The netizens were typing away, trying to keep the host a little longer, when they heard these words out of the blue.

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

But soon, cheers erupted on the barrage!

【Ahhh, two hundred amulets! I said I would give you one hundred at the beginning, but that’s doubled! The host really remembered this time! I’m going to call my aunts and uncles and ask them to come and squat together tomorrow!】

[Oh my god, the anchor is really good! I thought you were going to forget about this again! I will definitely come on time to grab it tomorrow! ]

[Yeah! Me too! I'll go get ten cell phones and grab the Master's amulet tomorrow!]

[Peace Talisman? It's just a peace charm, why do you want to steal it so much? The anchor is very powerful, but shouldn’t it be better to buy an amulet? 】

[You are a newbie at first glance! The host has said before that amulets are actually amulets, just called differently! Amulets like the one drawn by the master himself are something you can only encounter by chance! ]

[Hahahaha, that's right! I must grab a few more tomorrow. I am definitely the anchor's destined person! ]

【… … .】

Just as everyone was cheering, Su Chen glanced at the screen calmly, and then -

He didn’t say anything, just indicated that the live broadcast tonight was over, and then he ended the live broadcast!
The screen suddenly went black!
"......."

When the netizens who were still typing saw this, their mouths twitched!
Their Master Su is good in every way except for one thing… he is too active in going offline!
I don't want to work any more hours!

Many officials who were also watching Su Chen’s live broadcast room asked all their subordinates to enter the room on time the next day to grab the talismans.

Zhao Chenglong also gave a death order to Xiao Huang and others.

The three gossips tonight are all very simple, so the broadcast will end quite early.

Su Chen took Yun Yao out for a barbecue.
After coming back, he was not idle either. Thinking of the two hundred amulets he would sell tomorrow, he took out cinnabar and yellow paper from the cabinet and began to paint them patiently one by one.

If you calm down and concentrate on drawing the talisman, you will be able to do it quickly.

After finishing the painting, I took a bath and went to sleep.

The next day.

Su Chen slept until noon before he opened his eyes contentedly.

Well, it's another beautiful day.

Wait until he comes back from exercising outside.

Yun Yao had already prepared breakfast and made some mixed fried rice.

It’s called an assortment, but in fact it’s just a hodgepodge.

Fry all the vegetables and meat in the refrigerator, then add the overnight rice, stir-fry, and then serve.

It looks messy, but tastes...
Surprisingly delicious.

"Well done." Su Chen was generous with his praise.

Hearing this, Yun Yao was visibly happy.

She knew that Su Chen liked to eat, so she thought she should practice her cooking skills more, and watched short videos about cooking and eating.

If she wants to secure her position as an assistant, she has to work hard.

Yun Yao also took a sip and suddenly felt that her cooking skills had improved.

Her swollen self-confidence made her immediately decide to add another dish for the master.

After spending a long time choosing, I finally made the simplest cold cucumber salad.

Su Chen just put a piece of food in his mouth with chopsticks and then vomited!

"Bah, bah~"

PS: Happy National Day, my dears~
(End of this chapter)