I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?

Chapter 149 The Cat That Can Talk Human (Edited)

[Elders: What is the meaning of visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year? These boys/girls cannot be touched! You can talk about those outside, but you cannot talk about those here! ]

[This is also good. If you are a couple, there is still the possibility of breaking up. If you are relatives, you can be together forever. Hahahahahaha]

[You are all relatives, so it's understandable. I used to date someone with the same surname, but my parents refused to agree, saying that we were from the same ancestor, and we broke up later.]

[I remember a study showing that people of the opposite sex who are related by blood but do not live together will be attracted to each other and have a higher affinity for each other. This seems to be called genetic sexual attraction. So don't be sad, brother. You think you like her, but it's actually your genes that chose her.]

The boy's expression relaxed after seeing the comments.

"Forget it, let's just be friends from now on."

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. Remember to find out clearly next time." Su Chen couldn't help but joke.

[Brother, come and recite with me, refuse to fall in love, start with me, no woman in my heart, draw the sword to be a god, wise men do not fall in love, build a beautiful China. You can look at the photo ten thousand times, she is not yours, but you can read the book ten thousand times, the knowledge is yours. ]

[What are you talking about? It's not that scary. It's just a small episode. Take a nap. It's a new day tomorrow. Let's fight for our beautiful motherland.]

[At first I envied you, now I sympathize with you, but I still want to say, brother, keep going! ]

at the same time.

The family ancestral hall of Yijiang Chunshui.

The six children knelt neatly, ready to be served fried bamboo shoots with pork.

Several adults were waving small bamboo sticks in their hands.

The cries were loud and soft, one after another, making it very lively.

These children cried so miserably, but none of the parents standing by stepped forward to stop them.

He even said angrily: "No wonder you were the first to see smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb. I thought it was strange that a good ancestral tomb could still emit smoke!"

This was the scene when the incident happened, no wonder no one else was seen.

At first, the eldest child happily told them that he saw smoke coming out of his ancestral grave that day.

They thought it was just kids talking nonsense.

Later, someone from the village who was going to worship their ancestors also saw it, and they realized that this matter was of great significance.

Even when they went to check what was going on, these bastards put away the dry ice!

After that thing turned into fog, there was no trace left.

It's a good thing they turned the grave upside down to find out the truth.

What a sin!

"Beat them! Let them learn a lesson this time!"

Yijiang Chunshui was still very angry: "Will you dare to use dry ice again in the future?"

"Wow wow wow wow... I won't dare to do that again, never again..."

The oldest child was stunned and asked, "What about putting something else?"

I felt a little regretful. If they didn't allow me to set off dry ice, I would just set off firecrackers.

"Hit, keep hitting, it seems like you didn't hit me too hard."

"Ah no, I won't let go of anything."

Several children cried and shouted one after another.

Yijiang Chunshui gnashed his teeth and said, "Are you still jumping on the grave?"

"Wuwuwu... I won't jump anymore..."

"You're still lighting the cannon in there! You're rebelling! Who lit it?"

Following the question raised by Yijiang Chunshui.

Several children immediately started pointing their fingers at each other.

This look.

Except for the youngest girl who was afraid to play, the others all had a share.

So, the five of them had another meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots.

On this day, the sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling could be heard from far away.

The villagers just thought that this family was crazy for beating their child like that.

But only they themselves know that they earned this beating. If the netizens in the live broadcast room saw it.

They would only gloat over the misfortune and say that beating children in the ancestral hall is for the ancestors to see.

After finishing the second divination, Su Chen just tapped on the avatar of the third lucky person and immediately sent him an invitation to connect via microphone.

However, as soon as the connection was successfully made, the other side of the screen was pitch black and the person asking for help could not be seen at all.

Su Chen asked tentatively: "Hello?"

However, at this moment, a boy's voice suddenly sounded from the other end of the phone, "Get up! Don't try to play dead!"

This loud voice stunned all the viewers in the live broadcast room.

what's the situation?
Live broadcast of murder late at night?

Suddenly the camera turned and a young man appeared in the picture.

"Hello, host. My name is Chen Junnan." The man who spoke had a delicate appearance and a ruffian look, but he looked a little haggard and obviously did not sleep well.

At this moment, he was reaching out and scratching his messy hair.

【Hey, it's a handsome boy! Welcome handsome boy. 】

[With this reputation, it seems that my parents are very confident. Here comes a handsome man, everyone get out of the way!!!]

[The lucky one is a boy again, it seems like tonight is a boys’ night]

[Little brother, you are not seeking marriage as well, right? ]

"Ah, no, that's not it." Chen Junnan shook his head like a rattle when he saw the barrage.

Then he looked at Su Chen and said cautiously:

"Anchor, I suspect my Beibei has become a spirit."

What?
Becoming a sperm?

Why is the live broadcast tonight a bit crazy?

Netizens were all stunned.

[Why don’t I understand? Is your Beibei your partner or someone else? ]

[Is the above person confused? Can a human become a spirit? They can only become ghosts or immortals. ]

[That's not necessarily true. If you practice some secret or evil arts and turn yourself into something other than a human, you'll become a demon.]

【.】

"I'm sorry, I didn't make it clear, my Beibei is it."

Chen Junnan turned the camera of his mobile phone to another direction, and what appeared on the screen was a shy golden-haired kitten.

【Wow, what a cute cat. 】

[Brother, this is your fault. If you don't want to raise the child, you can just say so. You can't bully someone and tell them not to speak, so you just spread rumors.]

[That's right, my girlfriend just happens to want to have a pet, why don't you raise one for me. ]

[You look so handsome, but you bully small animals. How heartless! ]

"Why do you say it has become a spirit?" Su Chen spoke up to help.

"No, no, something very strange happened."

"One night, I closed my eyes but was not asleep, and I heard Beibei calling me 'husband'. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time and thought I was hallucinating."

"Later, I discovered that it had happened several times when I closed my eyes and it thought I was asleep and called me 'husband'."

[My sister-in-law doesn't look like a local. ]

[Be bold, my sister-in-law doesn't look like a human! ]

[What's so bold? It's Sister Cat. Beibei: I don't want to be your woman. I want to be your wife.]

[But my sister-in-law still looks pretty lovable. If a human and a cat get together, will they give birth to an Inuyasha? {smiley face}]

[I am not as gentle as a cat. Come here, Beibei, call me husband. ]

【Wow, you guys are so vicious! 】

PS: I wish you all a happy National Day in advance! Have a happy holiday~
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