I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?

Chapter 147: Dancing on a grave?! (Subscribe and vote~)

Su Chen smiled and said, "These kids just wanted to simulate the fog effect, so they asked the grocery store owner's children to steal a lot of dry ice."

[Good boy, you are still very smart and know how to put your knowledge into practice! ]

[When I buy cream online or ice cream, they will put dry ice packs in the delivery. I often play with them in the summer. ]

[Fire extinguisher, acting, and stage effects all use this. It seems these kids are quite knowledgeable.]

"They get the dry ice and go to their ancestors' graves... um... act out masterpieces like gods descending to earth and The Butterfly Lovers."

"As for why there is "Liang Zhu", it is because there is a most classic scene in it."

Su Chen paused here, and the middle-aged man suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Sure enough, I heard him say: "In the ending of the story, Zhu Yingtai got married and came to Liang Shanbo's tomb to pay tribute and cry. The sky was moved and blew a strong wind instantly. The tomb suddenly exploded, and Zhu Yingtai jumped into the tomb without hesitation. Then it turned into a scene where butterflies flew out."

"They went to buy firecrackers, hoping to stage this explosion. But they failed because the firecrackers they bought were too small, which made them a little disappointed. If you hadn't found me now, they would probably buy large firecrackers during the Chinese New Year when the firecracker tubes are loose. By then, your whole family might be able to see this classic tomb-blasting scene."

"Because the older ones were afraid that the grave would collapse, they let the youngest girl play the role of dancing on top of the grave, because she weighs the least. Hmm... so these children are more or less aware of safety?"

After Su Chen finished speaking, the entire live broadcast room fell silent.

Even Yun Yao, who lived under the same roof, was speechless while watching the live broadcast.

After a while, netizens reacted and the comments went crazy.

[What? Dancing on a grave? Please allow me to laugh a few times, hahaha.]

[Fuck, your kids are really working hard for acting.]

[If my son dares to do this, I will make him see his ancestors and apologize! ]

After hearing this, the middle-aged man couldn't calm down for a long time.

He silently went to the utility room and got an electric saw.

This really scared the netizens.

You may be angry, but you can't really let the children meet their ancestors!

Those who were watching the show a second ago immediately began to persuade:

[Uncle, that's not the case. Please don't do anything stupid.]

[Yeah, we can discuss it if there's anything. Just beat them half to death. There's no need to escalate it to that level.]

[Naughty child: Thank you, you are a very nice person. ]

[Brother, are you trying to persuade or to add fuel to the fire? ]

[Killing people is against the law, brother, calm down, I know you feel bad. So many people are watching, if you really dare to kill, we are all witnesses.]

then.

Su Chen and his netizens saw a clump of bamboo planted across the cement road facing his front door.

The middle-aged man walked forward and looked around for a while, then put the phone on the ground and fixed it at a certain angle.

Then he swung the electric saw and cut a thick bamboo. When the bamboo fell, he carefully selected a few straight thin strips.

After seeing this, the netizens who had just advised him changed their minds again.

Good guy.

It turns out that he came here to get a handy weapon. It seems that I can't escape this meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots.

The middle-aged man waved each one tentatively several times and finally picked out the ones he was most satisfied with.

Then he asked: "Master, I have one last question."

Su Chen nodded: "You say."

The middle-aged man took out the alcohol and gauze he had just taken out of his trouser pocket and asked, "If I apply alcohol to the bamboo stick, does that count as disinfecting while I'm beating?"

Su Chen was really asked this question, and said uncertainly: "Well, in theory, I think it's OK...right?"

[Host: You stumped me.]

[I've learned this. Next time my little bastard doesn't listen, I'll do the same.]

[Iodine is applied to fists to disinfect while beating, Buddhist scriptures are engraved on the staff to help the dead to be reborn.] [Wow, this guy is awesome!]

【People from the same family don’t enter the same door. 】

"Okay, thank you, Master."

【A river of spring water sends a carnival x1】

【A river of spring water sends a carnival x1】

【A river of spring water sends a carnival x1】

After delivering the gift, the middle-aged man hung up the phone angrily.

I saw countless netizens wailing.

[Uncle, please don't hang up, we want to see the sequel. ]

[Children: It’s over. It’s time to bear the wrath.]

[Uncle, mainly my pregnant wife wants to see it. She doesn’t want to have a baby if she can’t see it.]

Netizens are happy to share this.

At the same time, they also remind each other to be careful of naughty children.

It was originally a very strange thing, who could have thought that the ending would be so unexpected.

The program team of "Approaching Science" had to shoot several separate episodes.

[They pay so much attention to details, I don’t know if they performed well or not, I really want to see it. ]

[Compared like this, children have more faith than some celebrities. ]

[I think the acting is not bad, otherwise the ancestors would have scolded them in their dreams. Children all have the dream of becoming actors, so why not help them do so?]

Immediately afterwards, Su Chen connected with the second lucky person, whose ID was 'Paw Patrol'.

The call was quickly connected, but what was shown on camera was a young man in his twenties holding his stomach and pounding the table and laughing in an ungraceful manner.

“Hahaha…this is too funny…”

"Can you tell me... whether these kids can get out of bed in the next few days, hahaha..."

He laughed so hard that tears came out, and he wiped his tears as he laughed.

When the audience saw this scene, they had already held back their laughter and were about to move on to the next segment, but he made them laugh again.

Su Chen was very calm. He looked at him and asked, "You want to calculate this?"

"Ah no...hahaha no no!"

The boy suppressed his smile.

Not to mention that fortune telling is not cheap, it is rare to be lucky enough to win a lucky bag. How can you waste this opportunity just for a moment of curiosity?

The boy coughed and blushed and said embarrassedly: "Master, I would like you to help me calculate my marriage fate."

"I already have someone I like. I met him at a party, and we got to know each other better and better as time went by. "

"So I want to ask if she is my soulmate, and if I confess my love to her, will it be successful?"

After saying this, the boy fell into anxiety.

It's rare for him to meet a girl whose interests and hobbies are very compatible with his. If she is not his soulmate, then he won't confess his feelings to her. He doesn't want to end up with not even being able to be friends with her.

"Send me her photo or horoscope."

"Oh well."

As the boy said this, he sent the photo privately.

[Wow, everyone else has someone they like, where is my real name, Emperor?]

[Don't worry, buddy. You two are so compatible when chatting. The other person may have a crush on you. Otherwise, girls wouldn't bother to pay attention to you.]

(End of this chapter)