I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?

Chapter 146 Give the Child a Complete Childhood
Now he is also a small leader in the company.

Although it is not a large enterprise, it is also very good.

As a human being, you should know how to be content.

Wouldn't it be enough if my family was safe and sound and didn't have too many financial worries?

Of course, this is apart from the fact that smoke is always coming out of his ancestral grave, which is giving him a headache.

"So what you mean is that we can just let the smoke coming out of my ancestral grave go?"

Su Chen shook his head: "I definitely won't let it go. It's really not a good idea to let it go on like this."

"So you have a solution?" The middle-aged man's eyes lit up and his heart was excited.

He did some calculation in his mind.

If the grave is to be relocated, some expenses are inevitable.

Moreover, moving graves is not a trivial matter, all the family members have to come back.

This is actually quite troublesome.

If the problem could be solved without having to relocate the grave, that would be perfect!
Su Chen said meaningfully: "Of course there is a way, it just depends on whether you and your family are willing to give it up."

"Ah? What else can I be reluctant about? I can't wait to solve it."

For some reason, when the middle-aged man saw Su Chen's expression, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

Then Su Chen laughed and said, "It's very simple. Just give the child a complete childhood."

Middle-aged man: "???"

Netizen: “???”

[Wait, I didn't realize it. Does this complete childhood mean what I imagined?]

[Ah? Maybe he wants to make a meal of bamboo shoots and pork for the kids?]

[Huh? I thought giving them a complete childhood meant letting them go out and play as much as they want. Or maybe you didn't react fast enough.]

[Why do children have to be beaten when something goes wrong at the ancestral grave? Is there any reason for this? Did they make the ancestors so angry that they smoked? ]

[What the hell, it's probably these naughty kids who did this. ]

A smart netizen hit the nail on the head.

Su Chen nodded: "This matter is not a big deal, but it is not a small matter either. It is all caused by their mischief."

"So, you as parents should take good care of them, teach them a lesson, and forget about it."

Su Chen had no choice but to continue explaining: "In fact, it was they who made your ancestor smoke."

In the live broadcast room, netizens sighed.

[I thought I had heard a lot of bizarre stories, but after coming to this live broadcast room, I realized that I still didn’t know much. ]

[Luckily, it wasn’t a mountain burn, otherwise I would have been in jail for life. Of course, burning ancestral graves is also wrong.]

It's normal for children to be curious, mischievous and noisy, but they don't have to burn graves.

"Ah?" The middle-aged man said with an embarrassed look: "They are just children. How could he do such a thing?"

Su Chen knew that he would have this reaction, and immediately said: "Don't worry, listen to me and you will know. This matter is not just for him, no one in their generation can escape."

"Let me ask you, how many children and nephews are there in your family?"

The middle-aged man counted on his fingers.

Their family was not very big, and his father's generation had three sons.

There are 5 in total in his life.

Counting all the nephews, he now has 6 nephews. The youngest is a girl who is only 6 years old. He has two sons. The eldest son is in college and the youngest is still in elementary school.

During holidays, these children would get together to play and they all had a very good relationship.

Speaking of this, some middle-aged men believe that the prosperity of a family depends on its cohesion.

Whenever his brothers talked about these children, they were very satisfied and believed that the hope of the family rested on them.

Su Chen nodded: "They played together during the holidays. Do you know where they went?"

The middle-aged man blurted out: "Running all over the mountains and fields, wild everywhere."

After saying this, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and he shuddered, and asked uncertainly: "Could it be here?"

Su Chen: "Not every time, but after coming here, your ancestors will never have peace."

The middle-aged man's face changed: "Could they have dug up the grave?"

I remember one time when I came here, I saw that the soil on top seemed to be new. It seemed that someone had just covered it, but when I dug it up, there was nothing.

So he thought the smoke was very strange.

Su Chen shook his head: "It's not that excessive. They are just afraid that their ancestors will be bored, so they come here to chat with their ancestors and perform dramas when they have nothing to do. They hope that if their ancestors are happy, they will bless them to get 100 points in the exam."

The middle-aged man was confused: "I can understand chatting, but what is acting? What are you acting?"

“But does this have something to do with the smoke coming out of the ancestral grave?”

Su Chen said slowly: "When gods descend to the earth, green smoke will appear."

"Remember when the Monkey King appeared, there was sometimes a scene filled with smoke?"

This drama is well-known to everyone and there should be no one who has not watched it.

When asked this question, many netizens immediately responded that they remembered it.

Some vaguely guessed something.

Su Chen: "With gods and monsters appearing, a little smoke is not too much, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, netizens couldn't hold it anymore.

Middle-aged man: "..."

[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. It’s not excessive, not excessive at all.]

[Youth has no price tag, just face your ancestors and open up. 】

[You are lacking in virtue, and you are a child who needs to be punished. ]

[If I were his ancestor, I would probably be happy to be recognized as the entrance to the Nantianmen.]

[Hahaha... no wonder his ancestors had such good tempers. ]

[How come there is a hint of rationality in the humor? So your ancestors didn’t tell you to beat your children in your dreams, maybe they just wanted to have fun.]

[Ancestors: You are so filial that I am dying! ! ]

[Ancestor: I’m sorry, I made a fool of myself for all the ghosts in my family. It’s unfortunate for our family! ]

Looking at the comments from netizens, the middle-aged man felt a little depressed.

He just couldn't understand how these little bastards dared to do that!

"Then where does their smoke come from? It can't just appear out of thin air, right?"

"And I brought people to check, there's nothing in the grave soil."

After hearing what he said, netizens were shocked again.

[Good boy, it turns out you also had a hand in digging graves. ]

[Ancestor: I am really screwed. My calamity was caused by my descendants.]

[Ah, this... is truly a great show of filial piety. ]

[Otherwise, our ancestors had good tempers. If it were me, we would all die! ]

【Hahahaha…hahahaha…I’ve made a fortune from laughing.】

[I'm a newcomer, is this the metaphysics live broadcast room? ]

[New here, this is the funny live broadcast room, don't miss it if you pass by, you deserve to come in. ]

See the netizens’ ridicule.

The middle-aged man immediately said: "I mean, I found a master and asked the ancestors for advice before translating it."

When he opened his mouth, netizens found it even funnier.

Anyway, everything he says now is funny.

Su Chen looked at his anxious expression and asked, "Do you know what dry ice is?"

The middle-aged man was stunned.

"dry ice?"

It’s not that he doesn’t know.

He was just shocked how these kids could get this stuff!
"No, Master, they are just teenagers. How can they get this thing?"

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