Douluo: Modify the dialogue, everyone goes crazy

Chapter 47 Tang Zui Yu

"By the way, how did you turn a corner like a madman before, get kicked away by Ma Hongjun, and kiss the human-faced demon spider... How did that feel?"

Dai Mubai asked curiously. Before that, this dead guy suddenly pounced on him and kissed him.

Now he kissed the human-faced demon spider again, which made him dry heave when he thought about it. This Tang San was too perverted.

"Uh... your question is too perverted!"

Oscar felt sick when he heard Dai Mubai's words.

"what……"

Xiao Wu couldn't stand it anymore and jumped directly to Zhang Fan's side.

"Go to hell!"

Tang San felt sick when he heard what Baldy Bai said, and almost vomited:
"I don't know why I suddenly turned a corner, and then, I had a... kiss with that disgusting demon spider!"

Then Tang San bowed to Zhang Fan to express his gratitude.

Then they returned to Shrek Academy.

Everyone go and have a rest.

director's office.

Flanders was amazed when he heard Zhao Wuji talk about what happened in the Xingdou Great Forest:

"I didn't expect you to meet the peerless dragon and snake couple! Fortunately, you all came back safely! It was a close call! It's really a blessing for us Shrek to have Zhang Fan here."

"Clap clap..."

Just then there was a knock on the door.

"Haha, I knew Xiao An was coming."

Flanders came to the door and opened it, only to see a middle-aged man in a red robe walk in.

A stiff face, dull eyes, and a hint of anxiety in his eyes. He is the big man - Yu Xiaogang.

"Wuji, this is my old partner. Almost everyone in the soul master world calls him Master."

Flanders was a little excited and nervous to see Yu Xiaogang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time. After all, he still remembered Yu Xiaogang's duel letter.

"So you are the master, meeting you is not as good as hearing about you... Ugh... meeting you is not as good as hearing about you!"

Zhao Wuji stretched out his hand, ready to shake hands with Yu Xiaogang.

"Um... hello!"

Yu Xiaogang's voice is coquettish and a bit androgynous.

"Uh……"

Zhao Wuji's upright and powerful voice was the first time he heard Yu Xiaogang's voice:
"Is your voice okay?"

"fine!"

Yu Xiaogang frowned and said, his name is Yu Xiaogang, but now he doesn't have any masculinity at all. Could it be that his parents had foresight and knew that he would have such a disaster, so they wanted to use Xiaogang's name to suppress it?

But it seems that it cannot be suppressed. It should be suppressed by calling Dagang, but unfortunately he has already been called Xiaogang.

"You taught Tang San very well! He is the second most evil little monster in our academy."

Flanders stared at Yu Xiaogang seriously and said:
"What about our duel?"

"About the duel? Oh...I wrote that when I was drunk...it doesn't count!"

Yu Xiaogang shook her head and said:
"Xiao San is indeed very good, but Zhang Fan is better!"

"Okay, then why does your voice become like this?"

Flanders was a little surprised:

"Zhang Fan didn't take you as his master, but I heard that you took Zhang Fan as your master?"

"Alas... I don't know what went wrong at that time, but I bowed down... I..."

Yu Xiaogang told Flanders what happened in the Soul Hunting Forest.

"Uh……"

Flanders was stunned when he heard this. He didn't expect that Xiaogang changed his voice because of this:

"Does that mean you won't be able to give birth to a baby boy anymore? Then she's still waiting for you!"

"no way!"

Yu Xiaogang shook her head:
"I'm still waiting for you to be with her. I can no longer have her love!"

"I like her, but she has always liked you!" Flanders shook his head and said.

"I've already let her down once, and now I don't deserve any love!"

Yu Xiaogang shook her head:
“I only hope to train Xiao San to grow, and it would be even better if I could take Zhang Fan as my apprentice.

I can't repay what I owe her!"

"you!"

Flanders was so angry at Yu Xiaogang that he said:
"Forget it, don't regret it if I'm with her in the future!"

"Okay!" Yu Xiaogang nodded. "Don't even think about Zhang Fan.

He is too mysterious and powerful, you can't accept him! It is a blessing for us Shrek that he can stay in Shrek.
Don't provoke him, or I'll never let you go!"

Flanders spoke to Yu Xiaogang very seriously.

"I'll try my best!"

Yu Xiaogang didn't expect that Flanders would be so fond of Zhang Fan and even get angry with her.

"Swoosh..." Tang San jumped down from the roof.

"Shit..." Tang San was so excited, but he didn't dare to say a word when he saw so many people.

"Okay, you two masters and disciples can go get together!"

Flanders and Zao Wou-Ki walked aside.

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang came to the grove.

The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and there were different emotions in their eyes.

"Ding, trigger the modification task."

【Tang San pounced fiercely on Yu Xiaogang.】Three words can be modified.

When Zhang Fan saw the pop-up window in front of him, he immediately changed the two "jump" to "kiss".

"Ding, the dialogue has been modified successfully, the plot is crazy, and the reward is 100 modification points."

"Pfft..." Zhang Fan almost burst out laughing.

Tang San suddenly slipped and fell directly towards Yu Xiaoang.

"Ah... godmother, get out of the way!"

Tang San screamed, recalling the bad scenes before. He pounced on Dai Mubai in the toilet and pounced on the human-faced demon spider in the Star Dou Great Forest.

And now he threw himself on his godmother again.

It's simply unrighteous.

"what……"

Yu Xiao'an's eyes widened, and she couldn't believe it:
"You...don't come over!"

He found himself feeling a little excited.

"puff……"

Tang San kissed...his godmother's mouth.

His eyes widened, and he dodged abruptly with a “whoosh…” His hands kept wiping his mouth, looking a little uncomfortable.

"Godmother, I was wrong!"

Tang San was upset for a while, he never expected something like this to happen.

"It was just an accident!"

Yu Xiaogang said seriously.

"All right!"

Seeing that his teacher seemed to be fine, Tang San was impressed.

Yu Xiaogang was actually very confused. He didn't expect that he would be with a mistress... He felt speechless when he thought about it.

How come such strange things keep happening?

Is this God's arrangement?
Then he said seriously:
"Didn't I tell you not to absorb spirit rings of unknown years?"

"Godmother, I don't have one."

Dashi snorted coldly:
"No? What you did before was extremely dangerous, you know that? You are my only disciple. If anything happens to you, how do you want me to explain to your father?"

"Godmother...I was wrong!"

Tang San didn't expect that his godmother was so worried about him, and he was deeply touched.

And Zhang Fan also knew what Yu Xiaogang was doing with Tang San now.

Of course, it was a harsh criticism of Tang San, and of course it was Yu Xiaogang's self-esteem that was at work.
Tang San did not follow his theory, but went beyond the scope of his theory.

"Let me see your recent gains!"

Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San with a smile.

"it is good!"

Tang San nodded and raised his hand. A blue-purple light shone and a blue-silver chicken appeared in his hand.

There was a gleam of light under his feet, and two yellow and one purple soul rings were moving rhythmically.

"The Blue Silver Chicken has become more resilient, and there are spots of the Human-Faced Demon Spider!"

Yu Xiaogang observed carefully.

(End of this chapter)