Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 47 Goose Egg
Dai Song felt his temples throbbing as he watched the two boys go onto the ice one after the other.

It had only been cold for a few days, so the ice wasn't thick. What if the two boys fell in? !
Can goose eggs or not be more important than life?!

It was too late for him to chase it now; the distance was too far and there was a group of annoying geese in the way.

But even if Dai Song didn't care about the geese, he only dared to chase them to the edge of the pond and didn't dare to go onto the ice, for fear that he would crush the ice if he went up.
The big goose "cooperated" tacitly, and first tried to provoke Dai Song to hit it.

The other one immediately stretched out its head and started to nudge and twist Dai Song's hand.
This goose has teeth in its mouth, and it will bite people where they are not wearing clothes.

One bite left a hook-shaped tooth mark.

No wonder there are so many people raising geese in the village. When it is alone, it can chase away yellow foxes, and when they gather in a group, their effect is almost as good as that of dogs.

Damn it! I have lived two lives! How could I be bullied by these beasts? ! !
Dai Song was angry. Who the hell cares who raised him!

Pull the hand that was bitten back.
The other hand reached out and accurately grabbed the neck of a goose.

"neglect!"

The goose, being grabbed by the neck, made a perfect white circle around.

The orange-yellow goose paws slapped the heads and beaks of the other geese, making a crackling sound, making them a little dazed, and they folded their wings and retreated.

The battle situation improved instantly. Dai Song immediately turned from defense to offense. He changed his moves from a single circle in place to a left stroke and a right stroke. The geese were beaten into two groups and they flapped their wings and fled.

At the same time, the "good news" of two little boys came from the ice not far away:
"Second uncle! Second uncle! I found it!!!"

"Second uncle! I picked one up too!"

Dai Song looked in the direction of the sound and saw two people, each holding an egg in their hands, running towards them excitedly.

Dai Song's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"You two living ancestors, please leave..."

Before he could even utter the word "run", Jiang Xicheng, who was running a little slower, suddenly felt his feet sink and half of his body fell directly into the ice hole.
The goose egg in his hand also flew far away and shattered on the ice with a snap.

"Ahhh!! My goose eggs!!"

“Ah!! Brother!”

Jiang Huan stopped immediately when he heard the call from behind, held the egg to his chest with one hand, and walked back carefully with his hand outstretched.

Jiang Xicheng's face turned pale instantly, and he stopped yelling "goose egg". Instead, he flapped his hands vigorously, splashing water like countless numbers, like an oxygenator in the middle of the fish pond.

"Jiang Huan! Don't go over there! Come back!!"

"Ah? What should I do with my brother?"

Dai Song carefully tested the edge of the ice while holding the goose. He looked at the monkey squatting on the ice and moving in small steps, and his eyebrows were twisted into knots.
Fortunately, Jiang Huan was also scared at this moment, and he obeyed Dai Song's words. Although he shouted "Brother, my brother!", he moved towards the shore without looking back.

Dai Song saw this and shouted, "Lie down! Lie down!!"

"Whoa whoa!!"

Jiang Huan immediately lay down on the ice, but even at this time, he still treated the goose egg he picked up as a treasure. He held the egg high above his head with both hands and kicked left and right with his hind legs like a toad.

Seeing that the distance was about right, Dai Song grabbed the goose by the neck and threw it onto the ice like a rope. As soon as the goose touched the ground, it immediately spread its wings and prepared to flap, which actually dispersed the concentrated weight on the ice very well.

"Grab its feet and I'll pull it over to you first!"

"Oh! Second uncle, take my eggs first!"

"What the hell are the eggs!" Dai Song cursed, but he still honestly took the goose egg rolling on the ice with his hands. Seeing that Jiang Huan had already grabbed the goose's feet, he pulled it hard and dragged Jiang Huan directly to the shore.

"You stay here and don't go on the ice again!"

"Uncle! Where are my balls?!"

"Eggs, eggs! You two have caused me so much trouble! And you're still standing there yelling eggs, eggs!"

Dai Song lay on the ice cursing, grabbed the goose, and swam carefully towards Jiang Xicheng.

Jiang Huan found the goose egg in the dry grass on the bank. His wrinkled face relaxed again and he focused his attention on the ice again. Seeing that Jiang Xicheng had only his head sticking out of the ice hole, he started crying again.
"Brother! Don't die! Please don't die!!" Hearing Jiang Huan's howling behind him, Dai Song felt like he was about to explode. Fortunately, he was tall and had long arms, and the pond was not big, so he slid directly to Jiang Xicheng.
He threw out the goose,
"Pull your feet!"

"Second uncle... Gurgle Gurgle..."

"Hey!"

Dai Song didn't dare to delay any longer. He just left the goose behind, jumped forward, and grabbed a tuft of hair on Jiang Xicheng's head.

As a result, as soon as he pulled it out, the ice beneath him shattered.

Pfft!
Dai Song also fell into the water, and the water surface suddenly became lively, as if a big fish was splashing in it.

Jiang Huan, who was on the shore, was so anxious that he sat down on the shore, closed his eyes and cried out.

The content also changed from "my brother" to "my second uncle...my brother..."

"Stop yelling, okay?!"

The next second, Dai Song lifted Jiang Xicheng up from the pond, and the water just covered his calves.

Even though both of them were soaked, Dai Song did not dare to put Jiang Xicheng down, for fear that the little bastard would cause trouble again. He just carried him and walked to the shore, taking one step forward and one step back.

"Brother!" Jiang Huan hugged Jiang Xicheng, who was soaked all over.
"Look, we still have an egg!"

"Ah!!" Jiang Xicheng's nose was filled with a big bubble, "What about mine?!"

Dai Song, who was wringing water nearby, twitched when he heard this.
"Shut up, everyone!"

"..."

"Come home with me now! Go back and see if your grandfather will beat you up or not. You're done for! You keep causing trouble for me! Go!"

Dai Song said as he kicked Jiang Huan in the butt.

Jiang Huan cried out "Ouch" and looked at Dai Song aggrievedly, "Second uncle, why did you kick me again?"

"It's not you?! Goose eggs, goose eggs, now it's over, don't pick up goose eggs, or I'll call you Second Uncle if your butt isn't beaten to a pulp when you go back!"

Dai Song said as he grabbed Jiang Xicheng who was trying to go back to look for where the goose egg fell.
"Still picking up?! The goose egg yolk has been broken into pieces and is now frozen on the ice, and you are still picking up chicken feathers! Get back here!"

"Ah?! My goose eggs..."

Jiang Xicheng's face suddenly fell, and he shuddered after being kicked on the butt by Dai Song. Then he walked on the road reluctantly, leaving marks with every step.

Fortunately, after this incident, all the firecrackers were soaked by the water, and the two children's only wish was completely shattered.

Five minutes later, Dai Song ran back to Dai Bai's house with Jiang Xicheng, whose face was pale.

In front of the old brother and sister who were chatting animatedly on the kang in the main room, Jiang Xicheng was pushed to the edge of the kang and stripped naked in a few seconds.

"Oh my god! What happened to Xiao Xicheng?"

"Hey! My grandson sucks!"

The old sister and brother both jumped up from the kang.

Jiang Xicheng's bangs were frozen and stuck forward like shrimps, and his skin was red.

After his clothes were stripped off, he stopped trembling. He clasped his hands together and looked at Jiang Haohan with a flattering look on his face.
"Master, you can't let my dad beat me to death when you go back..."

Fixed a bug in the previous chapter,

Many titles in Northeast China are quite special. The same two words have completely different meanings with different tones.
In order to avoid ambiguity and for the reading experience of most readers,

The twin boys changed the way they addressed Dai Song from "Second Uncle" to "Second Uncle".

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(End of this chapter)