Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 46: Any unexpected gains?

"What?!!"

Dai Song was also surprised when he heard this, only to find that the old dog was already rushing towards him, drooling!

He didn't have time to care about anything else. He shouted to Jiang Huan, "Hurry up and get on the wall." He quickly picked up Jiang Xicheng from the ground and carried him to the top of the wall.

But Jiang Huan was only a six-year-old child after all. How could he jump in such a hurry?
After jumping twice, he still couldn't reach the wall. Finally, his legs went weak and he fell to the ground.

“Wow—shit!”

Dai Song couldn't help but curse when he saw this.
He finally managed to get Jiang Xicheng to the top of the wall and was planning to hide there himself, but Jiang Huan ended up sitting on the ground again.

The dog's eyes were red now, and ordinary threats would not work.

If he were a human being, he could indeed handle the old dog with ease.

But if you bring a small one, it’s hard to say.

Just when Dai Song, who had no other options, was desperate and squatting in front of Jiang Xicheng, ready to fight the old dog,
With a loud bang, the dog bowl fell from the sky and hit the old dog squarely on the head.
The enamel basins at that time were much sturdier than those in later generations. What's more, this dog bowl was filled with dog food, weighing at least 8 taels.

The old dog that was hit on the head whimpered and stopped walking.

At the same time, he faced the vicious Dai Song.

At this moment, it must have remembered the fear of being dominated in the past, so that its eyes suddenly became clear, and it ran back to the yard with its tail between its legs.

Seeing the old dog running back, the two children were also carefree and actually started laughing again.

"Ahh! Uncle, you are so awesome!"

"Second uncle is really amazing! That old dog is so scared of you!"

"Uncle, how did you do that?"

"Stop talking nonsense, come down, come down!" Dai Song waved his hands impatiently. He was still frightened at this moment. "You two really want to die. What if you were bitten by a dog just now? How can I explain to your grandfather when I go back?"

"Hey, isn't there Second Uncle here~"

"That's right, as long as Second Uncle is here, no dog can bite us!"

"Don't flatter me, you two. Go, go, go! If someone sees us, they'll come and punish you two!"

"Hey, okay, okay~"

The two brothers were satisfied. One of them clumsily leaned down from the wall with his legs crossed, while the other picked up the chicken butts scattered on the ground and put them back into the bag reluctantly.

Dai Song's brows jumped when he saw this.
"What? Don't tell me you want to eat!"

"No~" Jiang Huan grinned, "My grandfather also has a dog in the factory. The dog gave birth to a litter of puppies. My grandfather said that when the puppies are weaned, he will bring one back for my brother and me to raise. Second uncle, look at how fat this chicken butt is. If we give it to the dog, the dog's milk will definitely be very nutritious. The puppy will be weaned earlier after eating it, right~"

"So that's what you two were thinking!" Dai Song tapped each of the two kids on the head. "You're blowing up the dog bowl and snatching the dog food. Who did you two learn this kind of evil spirit from?"

The two children looked at each other, then looked at Dai Song, and smartly did not answer.

As a result, just when Dai Song led the two of them back a few steps, Jiang Xicheng suddenly turned around and ran back.

"Where are you going again?!" Dai Song wanted to pull him but it was too late.

Jiang Xicheng picked up the dog bowl that was black and still smoking.
He grabbed a handful of snow and rinsed off the black stains inside, then shouted "Let's go!" and swung his arm towards the yard.

The dog bowl drew a graceful arc in the air and hit the window frame of Liu Laoliu's house directly. At that time, the way to fix the glass on the windows was very simple. Just hammer a few nails on both sides of the window to hold the glass in the middle so that it would not fall off.

There happened to be a piece of glass on Liu Laoliu's window frame with a nail inside.

When it is windy, the glass will not fall down because of the nail inside.

But when the dog bowl hit the window frame so hard, it shook violently inside and out.

The glass fell directly outside and shattered into pieces with a "crack".

Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Xicheng hurriedly shrunk his neck and ran towards Dai Song.
Dai Song was really speechless.
He glanced around and saw that no one saw him. He patted Jiang Huanjue's head and ran away.

"Go!" "Hiss, uncle, why are you hitting me? It was my brother who did it!"

"You're close to me, he's your brother, what's wrong with you taking the hit for him, hurry up, hurry up, don't waste time!"

"Oh~"

The three of them "fled" all the way. In order to avoid being seen, they chose a small path with fewer people, and soon they arrived at a pond near the south of the village.

Jiang Huan's eyes lit up again.
"Hey! Uncle! Look what that is!"

Dai Song looked in the direction Jiang Huan pointed and saw a group of geese strolling on the ice.

"What do you want to do again?!!"

"Hehe~" Jiang Huan took out a leather bow from his small bag.

Dai Song just felt his scalp was numb.

"Hey! Don't cause any trouble for me, you two! They are all free range!"

"It's okay, Uncle Er, we won't use balls to fight them, we'll just fire a few cannons to scare them~"

"Yeah, well, we'll just fire a few cannons for some fun, and we promise not to hit the goose!"

Dai Song's brows were twisted into a rope. How could he forget the firecrackers in these two bastards' bags? He should have stuffed some snow in there while the chaos was going on!
But even if we catch these two guys now, they might run away if we're not careful.

We could only ask them to finish firing their cannons quickly.

"How many guns do you two have? Let me play with them too."

"Hey, Second Uncle... Hey, Second Uncle, please take less!"

Jiang Xicheng became anxious and grabbed Dai Song's arm and pulled hard. How could an adult like him snatch a child's toys?
Dai Song put the firecrackers in his pocket.
"Whatever you call me! I don't want yours, so I'll keep it for you. You don't have to bring it next time you come."

"..."

The two brothers pursed their lips and looked at each other. Next time, they would have to pack the firecrackers separately.

Fortunately, although Dai Song took away most of them, there were still a dozen left in the bag.
The two boys soon got into the excitement of frying goose again.

Jiang Huan was responsible for holding the leather bow, and Jiang Xicheng was responsible for lighting the fire.

Dai Song was also puzzled. How could this kid have saved this half cigarette butt?

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw that the fuse of the firecrackers in Jiang Huan's leather bag had been lit, and then with a snap,
The firecracker left a long trail of white smoke in the air and fell right in the middle of the flock of geese.

The big geese were all wondering: It seemed like something was flying over here!

Have it?

Yes?
As a result, just as they raised their heads and looked around, they heard a bang, and the geese instantly went crazy:

They flapped their wings one by one, and some of them even flew off the ground.

They raised their heads and followed the head goose around in panic. When they finally stopped and tried to look around, the same loud explosion was heard from the flock of geese again.

But now the geese seemed to have discovered something, and they stretched their necks and rushed towards Dai Song, shouting.

Dai Song was so conspicuous that it was hard to ignore him when he stood by the river.

If the geese don’t chase him, who else will they chase?
"What the f*ck is this!" Dai Song couldn't help but curse when he saw this.

But just as he was about to pull the two boys to run, he saw Jiang Xicheng and Jiang Huan had already circled and rushed behind the big goose.

Dai Song was defeated: "You two bastards are really good at causing trouble for me! Where are you going again? Come back here now!!"

But Jiang Huan in the distance shouted in surprise:
"Don't worry, uncle! Let's go to the ice and take a look!

There seem to be goose eggs over there!!!"

(End of this chapter)