Great Lord: Buddha has mercy on us, evil spirits please stay away

Chapter 83 Xiao Yan: I want to go back to my youth and put my knowledge into practice! (4k)

Under the moonlight, Ye Kong and Xiao Yan looked at each other, glanced at Xiao Lin who was kicked over and got up again in the distance, and Xiao Xiao who was looking at them provocatively, not quite understanding what was going on.

"Xiao Ye, what should we do about this situation?"

Xiao Yan blinked his eyes and communicated with Ye Kong in a special way.

"I don't quite understand. Maybe they watched for a long time before and couldn't help but want to join in the fun?"

Seeing Xiao Lin running up to him with a simple and honest look on his face, Ye Kong made a guess.

"Then... let's continue drinking?" Xiao Yan thought about it and felt that it would not have much impact.

"Okay, drink it!"

Ye Kong waved his hand and filled his and Xiao Yan's glasses again, staring at Xiao Xiao in a confrontational manner, as if he had completely forgotten how much his previous words had offended this charming and beautiful woman in front of him.

"Huh, Mr. Ye, aren't you good at singing and speaking?
Think about whether there is anyone suitable for me. If you can make me happy tonight, I will spare your life in three years!"

Xiao Xiao was obviously drunk. Her beautiful, bright, narrow eyes seemed to be moistened by the sparkling autumn water. Two intoxicating dimples appeared on her cheeks, which always exuded a charming glow in the clearness. There was a blush between her eyebrows, not sure if it was from anger or drunkenness. She stared at Ye Kong who was looking at her with a smile.

"Hehe, well said. Just give it a try, brother. I, as her father, will bear witness for her."

Xiao Yan, who was not sure whether he was drunk or not, rolled his eyes and immediately felt that this was a great opportunity to get closer to them. He immediately instigated the conversation and gave his embarrassed son a look.

Xiao Lin realized it later, but he finally understood what his father meant, and echoed:
"Yes, brother, I promise to bear witness for you. I will definitely help you in three years!"

"Good fellow, you are the whole family that has put me here. Well, then~ I will try to recall what the immortal did in my dream!"

A thoughtful look appeared on Ye Kong's half-drunk face. He emptied his mind and recalled the famous works of his predecessors. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he pointed at Xiao Xiao and said:
"Hey, yes, yes, but you're not drunk enough yet. Come on, let's have a few more drinks first!"

"Humph, am I afraid of you?!"

The fighting spirit in Xiao Xiaofeng's eyes continued to rise. She clinked three glasses of wine with Ye Kong. Two blushes appeared on her snow-white face, like smoke and clouds. The light in her bright and charming eyes became blurred.

“Yes, that’s somewhat similar.”

Ye Kong nodded, drank the wine in the bottle, gave countless thumbs up to the poet in his previous life, pointed to the sky with one hand, and laughed:
"The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze blows over the threshold, and the dew is thick; if we hadn't met on the top of the Jade Mountain, we would have met under the moon on the Jade Terrace..."

Since some parts of the Immortal Poet's "Qingping Diao" were not quite suitable, Ye Kong simply cut them off and continued with the last paragraph:
"The famous flower is so beautiful that it makes the whole country happy. The beautiful Wangshu looks at it with a smile. The spring breeze is full of hatred. The north side of the Wanghuo Pavilion leans on the railing..."

Ye Kong once cultivated the Lion's Roar of Buddha and Demon, and his voice was loud and deep. At this moment, he was reciting an old song. Although it did not quite match the "Qing Ping Diao", its momentum was incomparable.

The echo spread across the wilderness. The resounding male voice was filled with surging emotions, and Xiao Yan and the other two had different expressions on their faces.

Xiao Lin's face was full of admiration as always, thinking that his brother was really humble. He acted spontaneously and even pretended to be an immortal in his dream. These words were really extraordinary. It was a pity that he always gave good things to the female devil.

Hey, the more good things you give me, the more likely I, your elder sister, will not let you go; but it’s okay, now that I have you, I guess I won’t bother you anymore, you lucky star.

Xiao Yan's eyes were filled with endless aftertaste and a smile on his face, his gaze constantly moving between Xiao Xiao and Ye Kongjian.

Xiao Xiao was fascinated by what she heard, her eyes were blank for a long time, she didn't know whether she was staring at Ye Kong or at the bright moon above her head.

"Haha, Xiaoye, you are really well-informed. To be honest, if it were me, I probably wouldn't be able to remember so many good things. Even if I did remember them, I would have forgotten them all at your age."

As soon as Ye Kong finished speaking, Xiao Yan started clapping his hands. Xiao Lin on the side also quickly followed suit, clapping his hands until their palms turned red.

It was obvious that my father and elder sister were in a very good mood at this moment. One was full of praise, and the other was so intoxicated that her eyes were narrowed.

"That sounds great. I'll let you live after three years."

Xiao Xiao opened her beautiful eyes, which were shining with light, and scanned Ye Kong inch by inch, who was coming up with new tricks from time to time. This man was very handsome, with a face that was the most handsome she had ever seen in her life, and he was also extremely talented. No wonder he could have fascinated Xiao Wen.

But this guy is too good at attracting women. As Xiao Wen's good sister and best friend, she feels that she needs to help Xiao Wen keep an eye on him. It would be best to find an opportunity for Xiao Cai to swallow him up and then lock him up in a secret dark room.

"Haha, then I would like to thank Miss Xiao Xiao first. I hope that Miss will show mercy when the time comes. Of course, I don't think you can find me."

Ye Kong laughed when he heard that, and clinked glasses with Xiao Xiao again. It was obvious from his words that he was quite confident in his speed.

After living in the world for so many years, spending so much energy and merit, and studying space escape techniques for so long, isn't it all for the purpose of being able to play a role at the critical moment?

Xiao Xiao sneered when he heard this. A sense of oppression like a snake king hunting its prey appeared in his narrow eyes. He pursed his cherry-red and moist lips and whispered:
"It's okay. I've spent a lot of effort getting to know you these days. You seem to care a lot about people complaining about you, right?"

"Guess what, if I can't find you after three years, and I run to the Tongtian Ape Clan in a rage to complain to the Great Ape King and your master's wife, saying that you, a playboy, made a vow to me and then betrayed me, and abandoned me and ran away, will your master's wife personally capture you and hand you over to me for punishment?" Ye Kong's face changed. With his understanding of Kong Xuan, she might really do such a thing, but he couldn't show his cowardice at this time, so he pretended to be calm and said:
"If you had done this quietly, I might have been in trouble. But now that you've told me about this, and I've told my master's wife in advance, how could she fall for your trick again? Do you think I'm stupid... huh?! How come you have my master's wife's Feather God Order in your hand?"

Xiao Xiao flicked the mustard seed bracelet, and a nine-sided colorful token appeared. Ye Kong could sense clearly that it was definitely Kong Xuan's aura.

Xiao Xiao turned over the Feather God Order with a smile. There were twelve words on it, which made Ye Kong's eyes go dark.

"This order is specially used to suppress unfaithful people - Kong Xuan gave it to Xiao Xiao. How about it? Your master's wife handed it to me personally and wrote it in front of my brother.

Your master's wife is a much better person than you, and she is so beautiful. I don't know how she fell in love with you, a disciple who likes to speak ill of others behind their backs. Is there no more good young monks in Buddhism?"

Ye Kong reminded with a cold face:

"You've been talking for a long time and you're only right about this one sentence. The most virtuous disciple in the current Buddhist sect is standing in front of you. My master's wife doesn't need your advice on how to choose her disciples.

Also, how did you deceive my master's wife? I don't remember making any oaths to you. The only thing I remember is that you wanted to beat me."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xiaoshuang crossed her legs, rested her pointed chin on her knees, held her cheeks with her hands, and smiled. It was obvious that she was very happy after winning the game:
"I only said that I was interested in you, and your mistress gave me this token. I didn't say anything else. She must have seen that I was well-behaved and cute, and was afraid that I would be deceived by you.

I'm not afraid to tell you that as early as the first time I saw you, I felt that you were a guy with a kind face but a black heart; to use the words my mother taught me, you were very similar to how my father acted when he lied to her.

Although it seems that you are indeed an honest person now, who knows if you will change in the future..."

"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! Children should just talk. Don't discuss adult matters all the time."

Xiao Yan interrupted his daughter who was making up stories about him in front of her with a dark face and a very unfriendly look;

Just now you said that Xiao Ye was a bad person for saying bad things about you behind your back. I think you were even worse for slandering your father in front of him!

As the saying goes, if a girl is not taught well, it is the mother's fault! I won't bother with you, little girl, so let your mother pay for it!

The clone Xiao Yan's mind moved, and the real body Xiao Yan, who was far away on the crystal soft bed, opened his half-closed eyes, looked at the warmth in his arms, and a smile with endless aftertaste appeared on his face.

The blazing flames illuminated the night sky of the Crystal Palace, dispelling the coldness of the night.

"Hmm? Xiao Yan, what are you doing?"

The queen was awakened when she discovered something was wrong, and she used her two slender hands to grab Xiao Yan's hand that was setting the fire.

Xiao Yan took a deep breath, looked at Cai Lin and said:

"I have been thinking about something tonight, and I want to learn some words from old friends with you. Please give me more guidance."

A puzzled look appeared between Cai Lin's charming eyebrows:

"What did the old friend say?"

Xiao Yan smiled faintly and said softly;
"First of all, it's a good start, then it's weaker, and then it's exhausted."

"The second is to face the criticism of thousands of people with a cold brow and be willing to serve as a cow for children."

"Then, when you look at it from the front, it looks like a mountain, and when you look at it from the side, it looks like a peak. It looks different from different distances and heights. If you want to know the true appearance of Mount Lu, you have to be in the mountain."

"In the end, there will always be a time to ride on the wind and waves, and set sail to cross the vast ocean."

After Xiao Yan finished reciting the poem, he began to practice it, teaching Cai Lin how to sail in the Sea of ​​Bitterness and explore the secrets on the other side of the ocean.

The ancients said: What you learn from books is always shallow, and you must practice it yourself to truly understand it.

That night, Xiao Yan was in two places. In one place, he was constantly learning past knowledge from the young man Ye Kong, while in the other place, he was immersed in enthusiastic practice.

The singing in the Crystal Palace was like weeping and complaining. Xiao Yan, who had transformed into a master of learning, mastered a large amount of knowledge in action and sailed in the ocean of knowledge.

After Cai Lin, another mistress, Gu Xun'er, was also moved by his studious spirit. They started field study and practice together and soon learned the art of "struggling to cross the river, striving to cross the river, startling a flock of gulls and herons."

Under the moonlight, the four of them drank and sang, attracting the bright moon to look down.

In the Crystal Palace, Emperor Yan traveled back through hundreds of years and returned to his youth. He put into practice every line of ancient poetry and practiced the principle of unity of knowledge and action.

(End of this chapter)