Great Lord: Buddha has mercy on us, evil spirits please stay away

Chapter 82 Xiao Xiao: If you can’t do it, I’ll do it myself (2k6)
Under the moonlit night in the Endless Fire Realm, the catchy poems of a certain poet from Blue Star echoed across the wilderness. The reciter's voice was sonorous and powerful, full of passion and strength.

“When life is good, enjoy it to the fullest, don’t let your golden cup face the moon in vain!

I was born with talent and it will be useful. Even if I lose all my money, I will get it back!

Brother Xiao, I respect you for the rest of my life!"

"Okay, okay! I haven't thought about these poems for a long time. Today, I am revisiting them from your mouth, Xiaoye. This is also the biggest surprise for me in many years!"

"Haha, I am so happy to see Brother Xiao today. I will know everything!"

Ye Kong and Xiao Yan clinked their bronze wine jars together, and Ye Kong drank the fine wine that Xiao Yan had treasured for many years.

Seeing someone from the old place again after hundreds of years, even Xiao Yan could not hide his excitement. He had always been optimistic about Ye Kong, and what he gained from meeting him today far exceeded his expectations.

After practicing till now, he is no longer the impetuous boy he used to be, but in front of the people closest to him, he still looks the same as before.

For example, when playing chess with the teacher, he should still be a scoundrel when he is about to lose, when flirting with the two ladies, he should still take action, and when facing his father, he should still be a son...

In Xiao Yan's eyes, Ye Kong is a young genius who is very energetic and has a bright future, and has the potential to become a fellow traveler like Xiao Yan in the future. He is not the kind of person who cares about details, and he is very happy to drink with the younger generations.

In addition, since Ye Kong was a fellow villager across time and space, he didn't mind Ye Kong calling him "Brother Xiao".

It was pitiful that the child came through alone and entered the Monk Mountain right away. What's wrong with calling Brother Xiao when he was drunk? It's just a small matter.

For Ye Kong, after calling out "Brother Xiao" today, he can now directly say to others in the future, "I have a lively conversation and we are on good terms with Emperor Yan." How can he miss such a rare achievement that comes once in a thousand years?

Even if someone said he was drunk, it didn't matter. How many people in the world could drink and sing with Emperor Yan? Among the younger generation, there were only those two people besides him.

"Come on, Xiaoye, sing another song. This time I toast to you!"

Xiao Yan was overwhelmed by what he heard and offered Ye Kong a glass of wine.

"Okay! This time... I got it!
When will the bright moon appear? I raise my cup to ask the sky! I wonder what year it is in the palace of heaven. I want to ride the wind to go back, but I am afraid that the jade buildings are too cold up there..."

Ye Kong drank happily. He raised the wine cup to toast the moon, waved his long robe and started dancing. His dance moves were extremely elegant and unrestrained.

"Hey, let me play too!"

Xiao Yan was amazed by what he saw and started dancing with the moon. His dancing was unique and ingenious, which opened the eyes of the brother and sister who were watching the show in secret.

"You! Brother! Go up and grab all their wine jars and glasses! I don't want to watch any more. What the hell are these two people dancing to?
Ah~ah! If you can’t dance, don’t dance. Who did you learn this dance from? If anyone tells others, our family will lose face!”

After watching for a while, Xiao Xiao, who was originally expressionless with anger at Ye Kong's words, felt that his father could make him angrier than Ye Kong. He didn't know why he had blocked out the sound before. Soon, the two of them picked up the wine jars and started drinking. The atmosphere was very warm and harmonious, and it felt like a friendship between people of different ages.

In Xiao Xiao's eyes, this was simply a pro replica of the scene where his silly brother and Ye Kong were drinking together. The difference was that the person drinking with Ye Kong changed from his younger brother to his old man!
"Sister... although Dad is just a clone here, I don't think I can beat him. Besides, it's not something I can do to steal Dad's wine. Please don't hurt me, okay?"

Xiao Lin touched his head and felt that this was really not something he could do.

"Idiot! Do you know what it means that your brother Ye is drinking with his father like this?!"

Seeing that this silly brother hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter, Xiao Xiao was so angry that she imitated how Ye Kong hit Wen Qingxuan and gave Xiao Lin a slap on the head.

Xiao Lin wanted to say that you promised Brother Ye that you would not hit me again, but after seeing Xiao Xiao's expression, he swallowed it back and said from the bottom of his heart:
"Does it mean that the relationship between my brother and our family has reached a new level? My brother is really amazing. When drinking with me, he plays finger-guessing games, but when drinking with dad, he starts singing and dancing. My brother is really a genius...

Hey, sister, why are you criticizing me again? What did I say wrong? You can tell me too. "

Under Xiao Xiao's accumulated prestige, Xiao Lin, who wanted to quarrel, chose to speak in a low voice.

"This means that they will be of the same generation after drinking together! Your brother has been promoted to a higher generation!
Forget it, I'd better put it more clearly: we are directly downgraded! This guy is on a brotherly basis with my dad, so doesn't that mean he is our uncle? So stupid! "Xiao Xiao looked at this silly and gullible little brother with regret, thinking that this little brother has been with him for hundreds of years but has not grown any brains.

She was so tired, so exhausted; if she had the strength of the Supreme Heaven now, why would she need to let this little brother charge in the front?

She went up and suppressed the hateful guy Ye Kong into the secret room of the black house first! He would never be released unless he was locked up for ten or eight years!

"Well, isn't this because he's drunk? My brother isn't someone who doesn't know the difference between the important and the unimportant. Even if this is true, I don't think he would really consider himself our uncle, right? Sister, I think you're too nervous. You don't understand the emotions of a man after drinking."

Xiao Lin scratched his brow and head and responded to Xiao Xiao with a smile. He looked naive, well-behaved and honest, and even seemed a little proud.

Xiao Xiao was so angry that she didn't want to hit him anymore. She put her hands on her hips, stared at Xiao Lin with an extremely dangerous look, and said word by word:

"I don't know what kind of feelings you men develop from drinking, but I know that with Ye Kong's character, he will definitely call himself uncle in front of your sister and me in the future!

He even said that he wanted his father to suppress me, so would he still worry about being my uncle? !

Why don't you go up and drink with them now to muddy the situation. Then that guy won't dare to call me his dad his brother anymore!
Or you can go up and grab their wine jars and glasses now, then they will rush to beat you up and you probably won’t be able to drink anymore.”

Seeing that Xiao Lin was still hesitant, Xiao Xiao gritted his teeth and waved his fist to give a final warning:

“If this guy really forces me to call him uncle, I promise to let my mother deal with you after I deal with him!
Anyway, sister, I don’t need to sleep now, and your hard days can end from now on, or they can never end! It’s your choice.”

"No, sister, I'll go now!"

Thinking of his possibly even bleaker future, Xiao Lin once again regretted Ye Kong's generosity. Brother, brother, why are you giving such good things to such a female devil?

Jumping out from his hiding place, Xiao Lin saw the two still "dancing with their shadows". He felt that he had to join in the fun. He searched hard in his mind for some classy drinking words that Brother Ye had taught him before.

"Well, this is it. It's grand and catchy. It should be suitable for the occasion."

After making his choice, Xiao Lin took out his own wine glass and walked towards Ye Kong and Xiao Yan with unwavering steps, looking at the stars in the sky and singing:
"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper..."

"Why does this guy sing so badly? He's far worse than that bastard Ye Kong!"

Xiao Xiao held his forehead with his hand once again. Although he had no idea what the verses that Ye Kong had recited with such cadence and rich emotions were about, he felt that they were very poetic and appropriate to the occasion. After chewing them over carefully, he found them very memorable.

The only ones who didn't fit in with the scene were the two amateurs in dancing. They danced even though their dancing moves were so ugly. It would have been much more suitable for her, Xiao Xiao, as her two mothers had taught her.

But now, she felt that a strange creature that was even more out of place had run over and polluted the moonlit night environment...

"Forget it, if you can't do it, I'll do it myself!"

Having made up his mind, Xiao Xiao also walked out from the back, first kicked the younger brother who destroyed the beautiful atmosphere to the ground, then snatched his wine glass, and walked towards Ye Kong and Xiao Yan with light lotus steps, who were full of surprise.

"Humph, you are the only ones allowed to drink and sing, but we are not allowed to come too?"

Xiao Xiao didn't blush or feel nervous. He broke the seal of another unopened jar of wine, filled it up generously, and held it out to the two of them:

"The weather is nice today, I'll drink first, you guys can do whatever you want! Today we want to see whether you men can drink more or we women can drink more!"

After saying that, Xiao Xiao drank it all in one gulp. A few drops of wine flowed down her jade-like fingers onto her dress, adding a different kind of beauty to her appearance.

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