If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 162: Falling into a trap
"Godmother? Grandma?" The river monsters burst into an uproar upon hearing this.

If the black fish demon had a normal human face, it would have been swollen and red at this moment.

"Everyone, shut up!" He shouted, quieting the water again, and said, "Tonight's family reunion banquet is for my father—"

He stiffened his body, turned back and whispered: "Mom, I don't even know your name or where you are from!"

Xiao Yu coughed lightly and said in a clear voice: "Grandchildren, come closer and let grandma introduce herself to you personally."

The river monsters were confused and looked at the black fish monster.

The black fish demon glared at him.

They quickly came under Xiaoyu, knelt obediently in the water, and looked up at her eagerly.

To be honest, this scene is really a bit scary, even more Cthulhu than the Cthulhu scenes in the previous life.

They have no human form, but have deformed heads that are a mixture of human and fish faces. They are sticky and abnormally large, and their eyes are filled with innate cruelty and viciousness.
But strangely, Xiaoyu didn't lose any san value.

Instead, I feel an instinctive sense of superiority and pride in my heart.

There wasn't a trace of fear or even vigilance in the look she gave them, only a contempt so indifferent that she herself didn't even notice it.

"Do you know the Emperor of Heaven?"

Xiaoyu didn't introduce herself right away.

Directly signing up for "Yu Fengxian of Hongxiufang in Tianmen Town" is too lame.

She had to build up her own power first.

"I know." The river monsters nodded.

Another female clam spirit called out obediently, "Grandma, the Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Three Realms, everyone knows that."

"Oh, grandma, I made a mistake. I killed the talisman envoy in front of the palace with a knife, and I also said something stupid and dishonest, 'If I want to kill someone, even God can't stop me.'"

The river monsters looked confused and didn't understand what grandma meant.

The black fish demon's expression changed, and he screamed, "Godmother, are you the 'daring' Yu Fengxian?"

"Oh, my son, you work in the Gulf, and you have also heard of my name? But I am 'righteous and righteous', not 'audacious'." Xiaoyu was a little surprised.

The black fish demon swallowed his saliva and said, "Two days ago, the River God sent a message to the eight water gods, asking us to be more restrained recently, not to leave our respective waterways, and not to desert.

Because there was a brain storm in Tianmen Town, and he dared to curse the Jade Emperor in front of the talisman master, the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to..."

"What do you want?" Xiaoyu asked.

Black King Kong shook his head and said, "I just heard about it, I don't know for sure. The Jade Emperor may send 100,000 heavenly soldiers to the lower world to capture you."

Xiaoyu rolled her eyes.

"Hiss~~~" The river monsters believed it, took a deep breath, and looked at grandma with awe in their eyes.

Xiao Yu sat on the stone, looked around at the 88 demon grandchildren below, and said, "Yes, I am the Yu Fengxian who offended the Emperor of Heaven."

"Grandson greets grandma!"

Even if they still had doubts in their hearts, at least on the surface, the monsters were very well behaved.

"My son Black King Kong greets his godmother!" The black fish demon also knelt down in public and kowtowed to Xiaoyu nine times in silence.

"Okay, okay, you are a group of good filial sons and grandsons."

Godmother Yu and Old Ancestor Yu smiled happily.

She felt around her body, but was embarrassed because she didn't find a single penny.

"My dear children and grandchildren, I was in a hurry to go out today and didn't bring any gifts. I will teach you a set of 'Quick Sand Divine Sword'."

Tonight it's not her who is paying respects to her godfather, but others who are paying respects to her, and it's her turn to give a gift.

That day she worshipped Hu Chen and Wen Danxia, ​​and they taught her the Tiger Soul Seven Killings and the Fengyin Treasure Mirror.

She followed suit and decided to demonstrate her newly created "Quicksand Sword Intent" to them.

It was not only a gift, but it would also make them more respectful of her.

She is full of confidence.

The fact that the lobster spirit was personally classified as a "River God's Palace Scholar" by the River God shows that he is at least a "Double Flower Red Stick".

In short, very capable.

As a result, Xia Jieshi's "Water Arrow Magic" was crushed by her Quicksand Sword Intent.

Sure enough, Xiaoyu swung his sword again and used the move "Heavy Waves Pressing Down the Mountain", and the faces of the monsters and Black King Kong changed drastically.

She swung the sword forward seemingly lightly, but it was as if an invisible mountain fell from the bottom of the water. It was not completely invisible.

The river water in front of her suddenly became extremely heavy and pressed down violently. Then the heavy river water formed huge waves, rolling forward.

This is not "witchcraft", it's just the sword intent of a mortal.

"Have you learned it?"

Seeing the shock on their faces, Xiaoyu asked with a smile.

The demons shook their heads, "Grandma's swordsmanship is divine, we little ones can't learn it."

"Slowly comprehend it."

Xiaoyu waved her hand and asked them to set up the banquet underwater.

Black King Kong stuck the three-pronged pitchfork into the stone, "Buzz~~~"

Transparent ripples spread out, and a bubble with a diameter of 20 meters and a height of only 2 meters appeared around.

Miraculously, the cavitation does not completely isolate the river water.

It simply forms a transparent water film between objects within the range and the water flow outside.

The water film is almost not thick, but it separates the wine in the cup and the food on the plate from the river water outside.

You can see the river water flowing over the plate, but the soup and temperature in the plate are not taken away by the river water.

There is also a layer of transparent water film on the surface of the bodies of humans and monsters, but they still feel like they are in the river.

Xiaoyu was curious, but she didn't want to appear too ignorant in front of her godson and grandson.

After all, they all looked as if they were used to it.

After drinking two rounds of wine offered by his godson and grandson, the ceremony of paying respect to his parents was officially over. While drinking, Xiao Yu was careful, holding the wine in his mouth, and using medical techniques to observe the "life and death energy" in his body.

Make sure there is no "disease" before swallowing it all.
She was a little disappointed. It wasn't some magical wine, and it wasn't even pure enough. It had the astringent taste of fermented glutinous rice.

The fresh fruits are quite interesting, as they are all magical fruits picked from underwater.

For example, the crispy and sweet green lotus root, the fist-sized red water chestnuts, and the tender green and thin-skinned water caltrops are things she is familiar with, but she has never seen many of them and cannot name them.

Not only does it taste good, but after eating it, it circulates your internal energy and makes your body feel cool and comfortable, and the growth rate of your internal energy increases by 30%.

Eating it for one or two meals may not have much effect, but if you take it for a long time, the improvement in your cultivation will be very obvious.

It’s more than ten times stronger than the bone-strengthening soup sold in Guan’s pharmacy!
After drinking half a bottle of wine and eating a few plates of spiritual fruits, the atmosphere at the banquet became much more relaxed and harmonious than before.

Xiao Yu smiled and asked, "King Kong, my son, tell me about the situation of Fenghou Bay, the water conditions, the special products, and who the neighbors are."

Black King Kong was sitting behind the first table on her right. He put down his wine glass and said, "The Howling Wind Bay is also called the Howling Wind Gorge. The river bay is actually a crack and secret passage between the mountains.

It is called the 'Two Hundred Mile Wind-Roaring Bay', but in fact it is more than two hundred miles.

Including the winding tributaries and undercurrents, the water area is about seven or eight hundred miles.

When the Liusha River floods, the bay is flooded and spreads inland, even directly connecting with the Heilong River and Liang River inland.

However, Fenghou Bay has a large area of ​​water, but because it is connected to the Liusha River, weak water often flows in, so there are no special products.

Even the banks of the river bend are mostly barren mountains, with poor land and sparse villages.

Heading east, leaving Fenghou Bay, we officially enter the Liusha River. The area within a radius of two hundred miles is all the waters of the Yellow Sand Saint.

Further out, they belong to the river gods' palace guards."

He gave a detailed account of the dozen or so bodyguards who were nearby.

Anything beyond Fenghou Bay, a thousand miles away, is already past the River God's Mansion. He has never been there and is not familiar with it.

Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes and asked softly, "Besides the River God, are there any other big monsters in this Quicksand River?"

"There is no shortage of big monsters in the Flowing Sand River, everyone knows that!" The black fish demon nodded affirmatively, then said awkwardly: "But I am a homely man. If it is not summoned by the superiors, I rarely go to the Flowing Sand River. I don't know the big monsters from the outside world."

"You haven't heard of the reputation of the big monster outside?" Xiaoyu said.

The black fish demon thought for a moment and said, "Of course he has a reputation. The most notorious one is the Black Dragon Demon King eight thousand miles to the south!
He calls himself 'Aotian Longjun' and is a three-clawed dragon.

He is very powerful, cruel and brutal. He eats two hundred living people every day. He also has thousands of ferocious demon soldiers and generals under his command. They are bloodthirsty and aggressive. They fight wars in the south and the north, and in the east and the west every year. They even attacked the River God's Mansion.

Fortunately, our River God Mansion also has a strong backer."

"Is it the Celestial Empire?" Xiaoyu asked.

"What does this have to do with the Celestial Empire?" The black fish demon was stunned for a moment, then said with reverence, "It's the great god Bashe! You live in Tianmen Town, so you must have heard of the legend of the great god Bashe.

But that is not a legend, the great snake god really exists."

"It turns out to be the great god Bashe." Xiaoyu was a little surprised, but more of awestruck.

"Have you seen the great god Bashe?" she asked.

"No, the great god Bashe is like a dragon that is hard to find. Many guards have never seen him."

"Lord Aotian is so arrogant. Has the Heavenly Court sent soldiers and generals to deal with him?" Xiao Yu asked again.

The black fish demon shook his head in confusion, "I have never heard of any demon king being attacked by heavenly soldiers and generals.

I have lived my whole life, and you are the only one left. Even Lord Aotianlong is not as capable of committing evil as you!"

There was actually a hint of sincerity on his scarred face.

Xiaoyu frowned and asked a few more questions before announcing the end of the banquet and asking his grandchildren to move the tables, chairs and plates back.

She pulled the black fish demon aside and whispered, "I'm afraid it's hard to settle the matter with Mr. Xia."

Black King Kong's eyes flickered, "Don't worry, mother, I will do my best to cover it up."

Xiao Yu squinted her eyes and looked at him, and said, "In fact, when I introduced myself to you, I didn't even have time to say a few words before you recognized my identity."

"What?" Black Kong asked curiously.

"I have a life-and-death friendship with Taoist Qingsong. The Divine Mace Guardian said in person that I am the benefactor of the Taiyi sect."

Black King Kong looked a little confused.

Xiao Yu frowned and said, "You don't even know about Taoist Qingsong and Taoist Taiyi?"

Black King Kong shook his head, "My God, our Wind Howl Bay is too remote."

Xiao Yu said bluntly: "It's not that Fenghou Bay is remote, it's that you are too rural and too afraid of death, and you are unwilling to go out to the Liusha River to make friends."

Then she recounted in detail the identity of Qingsong Daotong and how Qingsong Daotong had ordered the escorts to carry the noble young master of Shangbang.

Black King Kong now showed a look of realization and nodded, "It is indeed true! Right now, Little Saint Huangsha often goes to the other side to transport humans to the 'Hurricane Dock' beside the Howling Wind Bay."

The wind is too strong and the waves are too rough in Fenghou Bay to sail, so the nobles from Shangbang would go directly ashore and take the mountain road to Tianmen Town.

Xiao Yu said: "If Little Saint Huangsha investigates the matter of Xia Jieshi, you should avoid others and quietly hint to him that Yu Fengxian has the background of Taiyi Dao.

Besides, she was fine, practicing in the water, but Xia Jieshi teased her first, saying all kinds of dirty words, and was the first to attack her, and even tried to kill her. Water arrows were flying all over the sky. I was forced to do nothing, do you understand what I mean?"

Black King Kong nodded repeatedly, "I understand, it was Xia Jieshi who took the initiative to cause trouble, and you were just passively counterattacking."

"My son, you're so good~~" Xiaoyu touched his sticky fish head with satisfaction.

Black Kong also showed a silly smile with satisfaction.

Xiao Yu continued, "I am going back now. When I leave, you should immediately go find Huang Sha Xiao Sheng and report to him that I killed Xia Jieshi."

Black King Kong's face changed, and he knelt down quickly, shouting: "Mom, please believe me! Although I only acknowledged you as my mother today, once you are my mother, you will be my mother for life. I will never do such a bastard thing as betraying my mother!"

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "King Kong, I'm not testing you. I sincerely hope you can go find Little Saint Huangsha."

"Why?" Black Kong looked puzzled.

"I'm going to walk into a trap!"

Xiaoyu smiled and whispered something in his ear.

Black Kong still didn't quite understand, but finally nodded.

After Xiaoyu left, he swam quickly towards the outside of Fenghou Bay.

(End of this chapter)