If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.
Chapter 161 Worship your father all day, and be a mother today
Chapter 161 Worship your father all day, and be a mother today
Xiaoyu stared at the black fish patrolling the river and didn't speak for a long time.
Black Fish was anxious and fussy, muttering, "Great Immortal, I have already told you my name, identity, household registration, and government office. Can you please let me take my leave? I have to inspect the hundreds of miles of Fenghou Bay every day!"
"You still have eighty-eight godsons?" Xiaoyu asked.
The black fish spirit thought she was blaming him for not introducing his godsons one by one, and shouted, "Great Immortal, most of my godsons have not transformed, and are far inferior to Xia Jieshi."
"Besides your godson, how many water monsters are there in your water palace?" Xiao Yu asked again.
The black fish spirit laughed dryly and said, "Aren't those eighty-eight sons subordinates of the little god?
All the river monsters with some influence in Fenghou Bay were taken in by me as my adopted sons to help me patrol the river.
This is also what the River God meant.
If a river monster refuses to obey discipline and refuses to enter the river god system, it will either be killed immediately or expelled into the Quicksand River to prevent it from harming the people of Tianmen Town. "
Xiaoyu seemed to be thinking about something.
Taoist Qingsong once said that the main reason why Tianmen Town is special is that there is a river god in the Liusha River section to the east of Tianmen Town who was canonized by the Celestial Empire.
The river god can protect thousands of miles of river upstream and downstream from being attacked by monsters and spirits. It is safest to cross the river from Tianmen Town.
Even if Marquis Lieyang is riding in a speeding car, all soldiers must be equipped with talismanic armor and be prepared to fight at any time.
Zhou Raoguo's car is not as fast as a drag racing car. If he encounters an ambush by monsters while crossing the river, he will definitely not be able to escape.
"So, you are still a good god who cares for the people? But why do you forcibly abduct women from the people? Not only did you not save the girl who fell into the river bend, but you also chose the young and beautiful one to bring back to the fairy palace as a concubine?"
The black fish demon said aggrievedly: "I do have some widower problems, and I love beautiful village girls, but I will not kidnap living village girls near the river bend.
Great Immortal, not all village girls are like you. Once in the water, they are as powerful as dragons and more ferocious than our river monsters—"
Xiaoyu narrowed her eyes slightly, "What did you say?"
The black fish spirit lowered his head quickly and said with a flattering smile: "I am a vulgar little god. I wanted to exaggerate the great immortal, but I just used the wrong words."
Then he quickly returned to the previous topic and said, "You have also seen that the strong winds and tsunamis blowing from the Liusha River in the east have all poured into Fenghou Bay.
The bay was windy and rough, and there were no ships or fishermen. Anyone who fell into the water died.
The village girls that Xiaoshen picked up while patrolling the river were all dead, and many of them had committed suicide by jumping into the river. "
Xiao Yu asked, "How can a dead village girl marry you?"
The black fish spirit whispered, "Although she is dead, as long as we pick up her body, we can call her soul back."
"Imprisoning living souls, desecrating corpses, and preventing the dead from reincarnating is more abominable than kidnapping a living village girl!"
Xiao Yu drew his sword and slapped his fish face thirty or forty times, leaving his face covered in blood, his nose and face swollen, and he kept making trouble.
"Great Immortal, please spare my life. Great Immortal, please spare my life. I will listen to you. From now on, I will only kidnap village girls and never pick up corpses again!"
"You dare to go even further and try to kidnap a village girl. You deserve to be beaten!"
Xiaoyu slapped him seventy or eighty times, and the fish head was deformed.
She stopped only when she saw him collapsed on the ground, spitting blood and foam, his face a mass of rotten flesh, and his voice almost gone.
"Don't play dead, get up. No, keep kneeling. I have discovered that you, the black fish, are very dishonest and lack discipline. Maybe it has something to do with the early death of your parents.
Alas, I have always been free and easy, but now I can only do my best to take care of you on behalf of your mother."
After saying that, Xiaoyu raised her chin slightly, lowered her eyes, and looked at him silently.
The black fish demon was not in danger of death, but his brain was confused by the beatings from the steel sword filled with the "Quicksand Sword Intention".
He is stupid.
Now my head was buzzing and almost splitting, so naturally I couldn't understand what Xiaoyu meant.
"What are you daydreaming about? Hurry up and go meet your godmother!" Xiaoyu couldn't help but yell at him when she saw his stupid look.
"Godmother?"
The Black Fish Demon is still in a daze, but he has adopted more than 88 adopted sons and daughters (only are left now). He is used to the scene of worshipping godfathers and feels extremely familiar with it.
Now it was as if the instinct engraved in his blood was triggered. Although he had changed his position, he seemed to have realized something. "Great Immortal, do you want to be my godmother?"
"If you want to be closer to me, call me mom and I'll accept it." Xiaoyu said.
Of course, Black Fish was extremely unhappy.
But the wound on his face reminded him all the time: he was like a fish on the chopping board!
"Godmother!" He bowed his head and kowtowed three times, "I, Black King Kong, greet my godmother~~"
"My dear, what kind of ceremony did you follow when you adopted a son in the past? This is the first time I'm someone's mother, so I don't know as much as you do." Xiaoyu touched his fish head and asked with a smile.
The black fish demon hesitated for a few seconds, but still said honestly: "In the past, when I adopted a son, I would hold a wedding ceremony, a grand wedding banquet, and invite relatives and friends to be witnesses.
Before the banquet begins, red flowers, mutton, wine, and fresh fruits must be prepared as gifts to offer to heaven and earth, and letters of greeting to relatives must be burned.
With the heaven, earth, people, ghosts and gods as witnesses, we have become close relatives and will never betray each other."
Xiaoyu smiled and said, "I didn't expect my son to be such a ritualist!"
"Great Immortal——"
"Hmm~~~" Xiaoyu raised her voice.
The black fish puffed out his cracked cheeks and changed his tone, "Godmother, I have always been a well-behaved person."
Xiao Yu thought for a moment and asked, "How far is your Water Palace?"
The black fish spirit pointed in a direction and said, "It's not far. Swim twenty miles ahead and you will find a bottomless abyss. The child's cave is in the stone wall halfway into the abyss."
"Go and have a look."
The black fish demon led the way in front, and Xiaoyu followed behind him at a steady pace.
In less than five minutes, they arrived at a dark, cold, and terrifying cave. The cave was not wide, an irregular round hole with a diameter of less than four meters, but it seemed to be a bottomless pit, extremely deep, and streams of fresh water filled with cold and yin energy came out of the cave.
Xiaoyu didn't dare to dive any further.
To be honest, the deeper and colder the water was, the more comfortable she felt.
But the hole is too narrow. What if "Heidaer" doesn't learn his lesson and wants to learn from "Yufengxian" to make a big mess and destroy his father?
The talent of "borrowing the power of water waves" brought by Kunpeng transformation is very powerful.
It can even be said that Xiaoyu is far from reaching his limit in terms of underwater acceleration alone.
But she had not awakened the power of the fairy, did not understand magic, and could not control the water flow around her.
Without the vast water area, she lost her speed. Without speed, she was just a salted fish that could dive.
"Hey, wait a minute, my son!" Xiaoyu stopped and hugged her knees and cried, "The water here is too cold, the yin energy is too strong, my old cold legs hurt so much that I can't stand it."
Black King Kong looked my mother up and down and asked suspiciously, "Mom, how old are you this year?"
"My son, although I have only wasted eleven years, I have acquired old age diseases from the abortion."
Xiaoyu found a smooth underwater rock nearby and sat on it, then asked, "Son, what is the name of this hole, where does it lead to, and how deep is it?
Why did you build your water palace in such a cold, dark, narrow and damp corner?"
Black King Kong's face was distorted for a while because of "Eleven Years", and then he said: "We don't know what it was originally called, now we call it 'Bottomless Abyss'.
The bottomless abyss seemed to be connected to the underground waterways of Shu. Fifty miles deeper, branches began to appear. The deeper you go, the more branches there are. They are so densely packed and interconnected that you can't find the bottom. It's probably connected to the major rivers and wells in the inland of Shu.
I am not the Dragon King, and I cannot understand the complex network of waterways inside.
I didn't build the water palace in the bottomless abyss on purpose. The cave was already there before I became the River Patrolling Yaksha.
It also has a nice name, called 'Langya Fairy Palace'.
Previous generations of Yakshas all lived there, and we don’t have cold legs, so we’re not afraid of the dampness, and we live there happily.”
Xiao Yu sighed, "My son is lucky, but my mother is not. Put your head into the abyss, shout inside, and call a grandson to come up. Ask them to bring mutton, wine, and fruit plates, and hold an open-air banquet nearby."
Black Kong looked around.
The area nearby is actually not spacious, let alone flat.
Because of the long-term scouring of water from the abyss, a large pit was washed out nearby.
However, he still followed his godmother's instructions, entered the abyss, waved his three-pronged pitchfork, and shot out a transparent ripple forward.
"Son, what magical powers do you have?" Xiaoyu asked curiously.
Her Heart Sea Jue could sense that the transparent ripples stimulated by the three-pronged pitchfork contained a message: Children, bring the things needed for the wedding banquet and meet me at the exit of the abyss.
The method was a bit crude, but it was actually "heard" by an outsider like her.
But it also shows that this Black Fish son has no intention of "killing his mother" for the time being.
"My son is just a river patrolling Yaksha. The title of 'River Patrol Commander' is just boasting. In fact, he is a low-ranking official and does not have any great magical powers. He only knows some magic to control the rapids." said Black King Kong.
"Do you have anything like a demon pill?"
Black King Kong shook his head repeatedly, "If you condense the demon pill, you will become a demon fairy. We are far from that!"
"Do you know the demon master Kunpeng?" Xiaoyu asked again.
"What kind of master is a demon master? My son Kunpeng knows it. He can even recite Xiaoyaoyou!"
After saying that, he began to recite, "There is a fish in the North Sea, its name is Kun."
After he finished reciting the text, Xiao Yu asked in confusion: "After you became a fairy, did you not awaken your blood memory and learn the fairy language?"
"Son, what you are saying now is human language. I have heard of demon language, but I can't quite speak it." Black King Kong hesitated and said, "As far as I know, there are differences between demons. Some are wild demons, and they naturally become demons after absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.
They all seem to be able to speak the devil language.
There is another type of goblins that are inspired by gods.
For example, us.
At first I was just a big black fish with a little bit of weirdness and ignorant wisdom.
"Thank God for blessing me. He used his divine power to help me refine my horizontal bones and transform me into the human form I am now."
Xiaoyu seemed to be thinking about something.
The "domestic fairy" that was enlightened failed to awaken the inheritance information engraved in the blood of the demon clan by the demon master.
"Were the eighty-eight disciples under your command also transformed into spirits by the river god?"
The black fish spirit shook his head and said, "They are not blessed enough. They did not encounter the grace of the river god. Some of them were enlightened by me, and some were enlightened by the little saint Huangsha."
"Wow~~~"
As he was speaking, a string of bubbles emerged from the mouth of the abyss, and a two-meter-long spotted water snake jumped out first.
Next came crabs, river shrimps, carp, and clams.
Just like a group of monsters.
They look very ferocious, with only part of their torsos humanized, retaining too much of their animal form.
"Hey, there's a little girl here!"
"Could it be godfather's new concubine?"
"It turns out that my foster father asked us to prepare a banquet to celebrate his new 'girlfriend'."
Some of them carried food boxes, some carried wine jars, some held fruit plates, some carried stools, and some carried tables.
After swimming out of the abyss, they immediately saw a little human girl in a lake green skirt and started talking about it.
“Shut up!” The black fish demon’s face changed, and he shouted angrily: “This is our new godmother, and also your great grandmother. Come over and pay your respects to grandma!”
(End of this chapter)
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