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Chapter 546: Goodbye and Name (4k+)

"Snapped!"

"It's your turn! Good job, kid. I haven't seen you for a few days, but you've improved a lot! I have to work hard today and teach you a good lesson.

We will compete to see who is better and who lives and dies later!"

On the beach of the Island of Tranquility, Liu Yonglu picked up a rough chess piece and slammed it on the chessboard. He turned his back to the sea and faced the woods. Following the sea breeze, the saliva that came out sprayed all over his big-nosed face without any damage.

The big-nosed man pondered in silence with a serious expression. He picked up the soldier and thought for a while, then slowly put it down and replaced it with a cannon.

A few days ago, Big Nose suffered a lot of humiliation in Liu Yonglu's backstage. Liu Yonglu said that he was chatting and making wishes, but in fact he was just arguing and bickering. He was sent to the argument shop.

Liu Yonglu was also a bad guy. Every time his big nose started to get on his face and was about to flip the table, Liu Yonglu would immediately put on a sad smile and talk about how difficult it was for him and how many difficulties he had.

Big Nose's bad luck lies in making a wish.

If anyone in this world shows their weakness to Liu Yonglu, what good will it do? He will punish you to death!

A god with such a big nose was really controlled by Liu Yonglu.

Later, Big Nose also figured it out. I’m not afraid of being dragged on. Anyway, you have nothing to eat or drink, so you will come to me for help when you can’t bear it anymore.

"Hurry up, is this chess or fortune-telling?"

Liu Yonglu was eating while he was eating. There was a grilled fish stuck in the sand. Liu Yonglu took a bite and felt sick. Without seasoning, the grilled fish tasted bad!

Big Nose had a good idea, but he still underestimated Liu Yonglu. To be more precise, he underestimated the donkey's ancient relics!
This fan can be transformed into anything. When Liu Yonglu is hungry, he turns it into a fishing rod. Before, he had nothing to do on weekends in the folk art troupe, so he often went fishing with a few brothers. He is quite skilled. In addition, there has been no normal person living on the beach on the island for a long time, so the marine resources are quite rich.

When Liu Yonglu was hungry, he ate fish. When he was thirsty, he used the fan to turn it into a cup to drink water. Even at night, he could turn the fan into a thin blanket to cover himself.

"This fish tastes really good, would you like to try it?"

Liu Yonglu was so smart, how could he not guess what Big Nose was thinking? He even deliberately pissed off Big Nose by patting his belly while eating.

What that means is, you won’t be hungry and the food will be delicious!
Big Nose focused all his energy on the chessboard. He raised one hand and waved it in front of him like he was swatting a mosquito, and finally moved the rook forward two steps.

Liu Yonglu was not polite either. He used the little finger of the hand holding the fish to move to the side, and hey, he kicked the big-nosed guy's car!

Isn't it enough to just eat other people's money? Liu Yonglu's stinky mouth was still busy:

"The car (ju sound) is gone, your car is gone! The car is gone, after stepping on your car, I will step on the horse! La ya la, pull ya la, la ya la, pull ya la, pull ya la, pull ya la..."

The man with the big nose was no match for him in the first place, and Liu Yonglu's "la la la" made all his thoughts in a mess.

Big Nose has a high intelligence, but his IQ only stays on what he knows, or to be more precise, the knowledge reserves of countless consciousnesses. What they know, Big Nose also knows, and what they don't know, Big Nose is at a standstill.

Who on Mu Continent has ever played chess?
Big Nose sat on a big rock, his body leaning forward almost touching the chessboard. He looked at his chariot, then at his cannon. He felt that he could go anywhere, but also felt that he could not go anywhere!

"Hey, hey, hey, hurry up and get off. I'm so full and feel sleepy! How about I take a nap and we can get off after I wake up?"

Liu Yonglu was unyielding and kept talking nonsense, trying to put pressure on Big Nose.

This is why Big Nose was no match for Liu Yonglu. He wanted to save face, so he let Liu Yonglu say a few rude words to him. But he was too thin-skinned to bear it, so he made two bad moves in succession.

"Crack!" "Crack!"

Liu Yonglu didn't give him face and beat the man who had fallen on the water. The big wooden chess piece hit the chessboard with a "ping-pong" sound. In the blink of an eye, he ate several pieces of Big Nose:

"Oh, sorry, sorry, eat your car!"

"Oh, sorry, sorry, eat your horse!"

"Oh, sorry, sorry, take your shot! Hehehehe..."

Liu Yonglu shook his head, and the big-nosed man opposite him was so angry that his body almost collapsed!

"First, I ate your chariot, second, I ate your horse, and third, I ate your cannon. As a prosecutor, I really regret committing such a crime, so I, Du Qiudong, decided to end your life!"

General Liu Yonglu. Big Nose had never played chess before. Although Liu Yonglu's two pieces were not very good, he had played with his father since childhood. They were better than the ones that Big Nose had just learned.

"........."

Liu Yonglu was stroking his legs while playing music. Sweat was dripping down his big nose. He wanted to kick the chessboard and get angry with the psychopath in front of him...

No, Big Nose felt that it was not very reasonable, because the crime in front of him was entirely his own fault.

Liu Yonglu had made him feel in a dilemma a few days ago. Whenever he opened his mouth, Liu Yonglu would argue with him, so he had to keep quiet... He didn't want to watch this lunatic slip away.

In the end, he had no choice but to go wherever Liu Yonglu went. On the one hand, he was worried that Liu Yonglu would take the opportunity to enter the City of Tranquility again to cause trouble, and on the other hand, he also wanted to see what Liu Yonglu was going to do.

When he arrived at the beach, Liu Yonglu first built a small hut for himself, then started to make a fire and cook. After eating and drinking, Liu Yonglu felt uncomfortable looking at the big nose.

The two of them can't just sit on the beach and stare at each other all the time, they should at least do something fun.

Liu Yonglu found some wood and used a fan to turn it into a sharp knife to make dozens of rough chess pieces. Then he shook the fan and a chessboard appeared and was placed on the ground.

"Brother, since we have nothing to do, why don't we play two rounds?"

Big Nose smiled and nodded. How dare this person play chess with him? He has never died. His body has integrated the consciousness of countless people. Among these people, there are many chess masters. Playing with him might be...

Damn it! When Big Nose sat down, he realized that he had never played chess before.

After explaining the rules clearly, the two of them started playing. Liu Yonglu had nothing to do except eating and sleeping.

And until this moment, Liu Yonglu still believed that Big Nose was still a way to get out of the Island of Tranquility. Hey, let's play chess and chat at the same time to see if there are any loopholes!
At this time on the beach, Big Nose made Liu Yonglu cover his ears because of the noise. What kind of chess and card game is this? Why is it so difficult to play?

In a daze, he held the only remaining horse in his hand.

"Go, go! Look at how blue the sky is. If you walk towards it, you will melt into the blue sky. Du Qiu! Keep walking forward and don't look to the sides."

Hearing what Liu Yonglu said, Big Nose subconsciously looked up at the sky. It turned out that the weather on Anning Island was really good today. There were white clouds floating in the blue sky, and the clouds were quietly drifting towards the distance with the sea breeze.

It seemed like the weather was just as good on the day I was born...

In the wilderness of Mu Continent, there were huge sacrificial formations all around, and high-level priests in white robes stood around him, with excitement and happiness on their faces.

I felt like their child, no, I was more like a child of Mu Continent. At that moment, I opened my eyes and embraced this world.

"What should I call you?"

Big Nose looked at the priests around him, but these people were only busy clapping and celebrating, while some of them spread out parchment scrolls and recorded something on them.

"Is that your name? Let me think..."

A kind-looking female priest with a high nose bridge walked up to him. She touched her head, looked up at the blue sky and said...

Big Nose couldn't remember what happened next. Why couldn't he remember his own name? He only remembered the high sky, the white clouds, the sweet smell of the sacrifice and the gentle breeze on his face.

"No regrets in making a move, are you going to move this horse?"

Liu Yonglu's words brought Big Nose back from his memories. He looked at the chessboard carefully. No, the horse couldn't move. According to the rules, the horse's legs were tied!
Big Nose put his horse down and picked up the only remaining cannon.

“Jump, jump! Asakura jumped, and Dota also jumped, so please jump too!”

"Snapped!"

Liu Yonglu was still in that state, looking at the big nose in front of him with a smile. The big nose's mind had not yet fully recovered, and he kept mumbling in a confused manner:
"What's my name? What on earth is my name?!"

"He's a general... can he still survive?"

"What's my name? What on earth is my name?!"

"He's a general... can he still survive?"

Since he has behaved like this, Liu Yonglu should calm down and stop saying "If you are single, you can't count the number of times you have been single, but you can't count the number of times you have been single". Be merciful when you can and don't push others into a desperate situation.

Liu Yonglu didn't mind. To be honest, he hadn't eaten, drunk, or smoked in the past two days. His wife and friends weren't around, which made him feel very depressed. Not only did he keep talking, but Liu Yonglu bent down and picked up a sour pear from the stone. He spat on the skin and said something sarcastic:
"Are you determined now? Why, your legs are shaking? Are you scared?"

"What's my name? What's my name?"

Liu Yonglu didn't notice that the lower half of Big Nose's body had begun to disintegrate, and bits of transparent fragments were slowly floating and rolling around.

"What's your name? You look a lot like Yokomichi Keiji..."

The speaker may not mean it, but the listener may take it seriously. Liu Yonglu was just teasing, but he didn't know that Big Nose's mental state was already unstable. After seven or eight seconds, Big Nose slapped the chessboard:
"Yes, I'm Yokomichi Keiji..."

Liu Yonglu thought the other party was just saying this in anger because he lost, so he quickly tried to make up for it with a smile:
"Brother, we play chess for fun. We play chess to relieve boredom. Please don't be upset.

By the way, you haven't had dinner yet, have you? Hey, I found a lot of crabs on the beach this morning. You crabs are really big. I'll cook a few crabs later, and we can eat them slowly."

Liu Yonglu pulled out the chessboard and it turned into a small round pot. He felt in his pocket and took out a lighter.

The big-nosed man sat on the rock, still holding on tightly to the line of "Yokomichi Keiji", his eyes wide open, and he kept muttering to himself.

He tried to find evidence that he was "Keiji Yokomichi" from countless fragments of consciousness, but he didn't know where to look.

Liu Yonglu was too lazy to pay attention to Big Nose, so he first used a lighter to light the tendrils of the plants on the tree.

This sour pear tree is really a treasure. The fruit is barely edible, and the branches that hang down to the ground from the tree do not contain much water, making them just right for making fire.

After lighting the whiskers, Liu Yonglu added the dry wood he had prepared earlier. When the flames started to rise, he added some water to the small pot and threw the crabs that had been left in the wooden cage into it. Done!
"Brother, I have been thinking about something these past two days."

"I'm not the eldest brother, I'm Yokomichi Keiji."

Big Nose was sure that he was Keiji Yokomichi. The time he was playing chess just now was a period of emptiness for Big Nose. Usually, his thinking pattern was relatively fixed.

When encountering a problem, he mobilizes the countless consciousnesses in his mind, and there is always a suitable one. Then his behavior and language follow that consciousness.

But no one could teach him how to play chess! He was an independent thinker, and with Liu Yonglu's "mental interference" beside him, Big Nose's mind was suddenly confused.

Over the years, few people have asked him about his name, but Big Nose was suddenly confused today!

Well, he has become Yokoji Keiji.

"If you were Yokomichi Keiji, I would go to Duqiu Dongren..." Liu Yonglu didn't take it seriously and continued:

"Brother... No, Henglu, I've been thinking about something these past two days. Let's make a wish. It's not that I don't want to make a wish, but we don't have such a rule.

Apart from the mooncakes eaten during the August Festival, what else can we do? In our daily work and life, we should be self-reliant and work harder and earn more. I feel guilty for letting you eat for free!"

He felt really guilty. In Liu Yonglu's eyes, he and Kougan were in the Investigation Department, and taking advantage of Kurt was not just freeloading, but also involved risks.

I got the things by my own ability, so I have to thank the ancestors for giving me the food, it is not something I got without working for!

"Henglu, the crabs are hot, go ahead and eat them. Look how good I am to you. I eat the ones with long navels (male crabs) and you eat the ones with round navels (female crabs).

Hurry and eat it while it’s hot, wow! The top cover is fat…”

Liu Yonglu's hands were burned red when he broke the crab open. He quickly placed the crab on the large banana leaf beside him and touched his earlobes with both hands.

"Then what do you want to do?"

Big Nose couldn't find any evidence so he just gave up thinking about it. I was just Yokomichi Keiji! It was still comfortable to have a name. All over my body, I didn't know where it was, but Big Nose inexplicably found a sense of belonging.

"Hey, you hit the nail on the head. Let's..."

The crabs on the island were large, and Liu Yonglu didn't have any suitable tools. He held the crab's body in one hand and its thigh in the other, and it took him a lot of effort to separate them. There was a piece of white meat between the thigh and the body, and Liu Yonglu took a bite:
"Although I don't make wishes, we can discuss a deal. We can both get what we need and no one will suffer a loss!"

"Buy or sell?"

Keiji Yokomichi has lived for tens of thousands of years and has never heard of this word.

"Yes, it's also called business. I give you something, and you give me something. We don't owe each other anything. This is the proper way to treat people.

Brothers, we should settle accounts clearly, right? "

This was the solution Liu Yonglu had figured out after several days of thinking. He was actually taking a desperate risk. The reason why those people on the island had turned into such a horrible state must be related to the guy in front of him.

Thinking about the logic behind these people's behavior, they all accepted the favor of Keiji Yokomichi without exception.

As for me...I won't let him work for nothing, but trade with him, and maybe this way I can get rid of the curse of distortion!
"what can you give me?"

Just like he had never played chess before, Yokomichi Keiji had never discussed business with anyone before! He was just an emotionless wish-making machine, only giving out but not taking in. Hearing Liu Yonglu say this, he also felt fresh.

"What can I give you..."

Liu Yonglu felt his body and found that when he fell off the ship, he only had ancient relics on him, not even his wallet.

He originally had a box of Yuzhou brand cigarettes, but he had finished smoking them. Liu Yonglu carefully counted the ancient relics he had on hand and found that they were all useful, so he was reluctant to exchange any of them.

correct!

"Henglu, trading is not just about bartering. Doing something for a friend can also be considered a trading condition. How about this? I'll sing a song for you. There's a saying that goes, if you learn literary and martial arts, you can sell them to the gods!

What should I sing...

Hey, let’s sing a piece of “Mount Wutai”!

Seeing that the big-nosed man opposite him didn't object, Liu Yonglu temporarily put down the half crab body in his hand, stood up and made a cloud gesture:
"If you ask my name and surname, then Wulang Yande is my name..."

(End of this chapter)