Tianjin people will never lose SAN
Chapter 545 Argument
Chapter 545 Argument
Liu Yonglu rolled his eyes in his heart. Stay for a while? If I stay for a few more days, I'm afraid my wife and mother won't recognize me anymore. It will be like that...
Liu Yonglu estimated that if he became like that, he would not be able to enter Hongqishun, as people there would not tolerate this during their meals.
I thought so in my heart, but I couldn't show it on my face. I couldn't be too tough. If I really got angry at this big-nosed guy in front of me, what if he didn't take the soft approach and took the hard approach! ?
"Hey... after hearing what you said, I roughly understand the whole story.
But I am different from them in one respect, as you have seen."
The big-nosed stranger nodded and said, “You are indeed different.”
"I'm the captain of the investigation department outside, the patron saint of the Saint Maiden Sect, and I'm also a little bit of a big shot in the martial arts world. Letting me stay here... right... must have some benefits."
Liu Yonglu's acting is somewhat exaggerated, but that's just how Big Nose's brain is. Over the years, he has been like a wish-making machine.
When talking about other things, he is very wise and far-sighted, but when it comes to making wishes, his mind goes into preset programs.
"Of course there are benefits, Mr. Dou. I see that you are alone, so why don't I introduce you to some caring and gentle companions."
Liu Yonglu's mouth twitched. A lovely companion? The girls in the City of Tranquility are indeed pretty, but I have seen their true faces, man!
Each of them weighs several hundred pounds. If I keep watching over them every day, they will surely take off!
"Don't worry, I can create a world that belongs only to you."
The stranger saw what Liu Yonglu was thinking and added something to complement him.
"Oh, I can't come. My partner and I are deeply in love. Well, there's no room for anyone else in my heart right now."
Liu Yonglu quickly waved his hand.
"What about a life of luxury and abundance? I promise you will enjoy a life as luxurious as that of a king."
"Hey, I'm not short of money. I called Kurt last month and made a big investment."
"Wine and food?"
"I do not have the desire for food."
"Oh, I see. I want to experience the taste of power. I know you people from the Western Continent like this."
"Hey, I beat up the people I hate the most, those who are obsessed with officials! Stop humiliating me."
Big Nose said seven or eight things, but Liu Yonglu just kept shaking his head.
It’s not that Liu Yonglu didn’t want to give the other party a way out, he was afraid that he really couldn’t control himself. What if as soon as he finished speaking, this guy prepared a table full of delicious food for me? Should I eat it or not?
“Mr. Dou, you are a mystic scholar, and you have many powerful ancient relics in your hands, and you can even activate the Dreamland.
"You have to pay a price to use ancient relics. Do you want to get rid of this trouble?"
After asking this question, Liu Yonglu was stunned, because in his eyes, he had just said two paragraphs, which was a lot! Good guy, he hadn't eaten anything all day and still gave Meiwa an encore, which was very considerate of the old audience.
Seeing that Liu Yonglu didn't answer, Big Nose thought he had found Liu Yonglu's weak spot.
"Price? There is no price!"
Hey, you're still talking nonsense to me! There's no such thing as using ancient relics without paying a price. Big Nose continued to guide him step by step:
"For example, if you activate this dreamland in front of you, according to the contract between you and the gods, you have to pay the price of one finger!"
"What fingers? Look! All my ten fingers are here! They are all original! My goodness, I lose one finger each time I come in. Did you sign this contract? Can you cut off these fingers for me and give them to Toad when you leave later?"
Liu Yonglu was very excited, and he tucked his fan behind his neck to show his two hands to Big Nose. "It's not that you are really missing a finger, for example, listen carefully, I said for example, you lose a finger each time you activate it."
"Oh, for example, I don't like to hear it either, because it's not just about us.
We are chatting here, and that guy is listening. He turns around and hears, "Oh, one finger comes in every time, one finger comes in every time. It remembers it and will bring up the past with me later. In a few days, I will become Doraemon!"
Just at this moment, the toad in the dreamland actually spoke. This time it didn't say "get out", but just laughed evilly, because the toad knew that the guy who came in with Liu Yonglu would be in trouble.
"Did you hear me? Don't use analogies. This is a serious subject, mysticism!"
Liu Yonglu pointed above his head.
"Well... well, let's talk about your fan. Each time you use it, you lose a finger. We are just making an assumption. No one really wants you for it."
"I won't give it to you even if you ask me!"
Liu Yonglu shook his fan. He had already thought it through. If the guy in front of him got mad at him, he would call the donkey over. Maybe he could take advantage of the two of them making a fuss and run away.
"No, there's nothing to do with fingers. Don't you want to know what the benefits of staying on the Island of Tranquility are? Let me analyze it for you."
"After all this analysis, do I still have any fingers left?"
"Yes! You haven't paid the price for activating the Dreamland yet!"
Big Nose's face changed color. From birth to now, he has never felt that speaking is such a difficult thing! Who is this guy in front of him? Why is it so difficult to communicate with him?
Both of his arms had exploded into transparent fragments at this time, and the fragments were rising and falling in the air. Big Nose was indeed thinking, otherwise... kill him now!
After a while, the original will of the god finally overcame the impulse, and Big Nose took a deep breath and continued:
"Would you please stop talking?"
"Are you being unreasonable? Oh, you asked me to make a wish, but I couldn't speak. So is this still my wish? If you can't do it, just say you can't do it. I'll talk to other gods."
"Just listen to my explanation first, and then you can talk, okay?"
"Okay, okay, otherwise I don't want to talk nonsense with you low-level gods. We just... click, we finished talking about it in one slide in our heads."
Liu Yonglu glanced at Big Nose, but Big Nose didn't get angry with Liu Yonglu and continued to talk calmly:
“Let’s say you’re an occultist, and using this relic fan costs you one finger.
But you are reluctant to part with your finger, you are afraid that the gods will ask you for the price! Or maybe you have already paid the price, but you can't bear it, the mental pressure is too great, and the whispers of the gods are torturing you to the point of wanting to die!
As a result, you decided to live on the island of tranquility. In the city, you saw that people were carefree and relaxed.
Slowly, you forget about your fingers."
Liu Yonglu did not interrupt this time. Big Nose finished speaking his mind in one breath. He felt unbelievable after he finished speaking and turned his head to look at the lunatic sitting next to him.
"Hey, there is a saying that you don't know unless you say it, a piece of wood can't be penetrated unless you drill it, a clay pot will never leak unless you hit it, listening to your words is worth ten years of reading!
Your words are the key to happiness. After you said that, I understand!
For example, my use of ancient relics has caused irreversible and serious damage to my body and mind, maybe I have lost my fingers, or my heels, or more likely there is a voice in my heart that is always mumbling, clamoring, and howling like a ghost?"
The big-nosed stranger smiled and nodded, finally understanding!
"I entered the City of Tranquility, ate some food, drank some wine, chatted with some friends, and laughed so hard that I forgot about the price I paid?"
Big Nose slapped his thigh, thinking that all his long words were not in vain.
"What if the gods still don't forgive me? Will you protect me?"
The big-nosed man's smile instantly froze on his face.
(End of this chapter)
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