Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 5 "Is it the one that sneaks around, or is it"

Afternoon, Manhattan.

200 Central Park West.

After solving the house problem and changing their clothes, Rango and his companion arrived at their destination.

New York Museum of Natural History!
The front door of the museum is majestic and magnificent, with many huge stone pillars arranged neatly, giving people a solemn and majestic feeling.

When they entered the museum, a huge conical dome came into view, but Rango's eyes were quickly attracted by a huge animal skeleton at the main entrance.

Is this a dinosaur?!
"Isn't it spectacular?"

A pleasant voice sounded at the right moment, and a plump woman in a red dress was seen walking towards them with a smile.

"Rebecca Hardman," the woman extended her hand politely and introduced herself, "I'm the museum's tour guide. Do you want me to show you around?"

"Oh~ hello, Rango Winchester."

Rango smiled and shook hands with her, then pointed to Teddy and introduced him, "This is Teddy. We are here to interview Director McPhee. I heard that they are recruiting night security guards."

"interview?"

Rebecca looked a little surprised. The man in front of her was not only wearing an expensive suit with good workmanship, but also had a Vacheron Constantin watch worth tens of thousands of dollars on his wrist. Turns out he was here for a security interview?
After shrugging, she smiled and replied, "It seems that we may become colleagues in the future. The director should be in the office right now. I'll take you there."

"Then I'll trouble you, ma'am."

Rango smiled and held out his hand, ready to let her lead the way. However, just as the two were about to go upstairs, Teddy suddenly pointed at the dinosaur skeleton and asked, "Rebecca, this should be a dinosaur skeleton, right?"

"Yeah, it's called Stan, haven't you seen Jurassic Park?"

"Yes, yes, Jurassic Park. Is this dinosaur the one that's sneaking around, or is it that one?" Teddy stretched out his hand and gestured with his claws and teeth bared.

Rebecca couldn't help but imitate him after seeing this cute scene, and replied with a smile: "I think it should be that one."

"Oh!" Teddy understood, "That's the one who has no humanity and chases after children and bites them randomly!"

"No, this one in America definitely won't happen!"

"Well, that's true."

Under her guidance, Rango and Teddy soon met Director McPhee, the owner of the largest museum in New York.

A short and fat middle-aged man with exquisite clothing.

When Rebecca finished her introduction and left, Director McPhee looked Rango up and down and said jokingly, "Are you sure you are here to apply for the security guard position instead of being sent by the board of directors to replace me as director?"

Rango was slightly startled, then explained: "I don't know anyone from the board of directors. I just heard that you were short of night security guards, so I came here."

"is it?"

The curator looked at the handsome face and muscular figure of the man opposite him, as well as his exquisite clothes. He touched his chin and shook his head, saying, "OK, I don't care if you were a model or an actor before, but in my opinion, you don't look like a man who can endure loneliness as a security guard."

Without waiting for Rango to speak, he pointed to the museum outside the window and continued, "38 exhibition halls of various sizes, more than 3200 million specimens and prehistoric artifacts. Do you think you can protect them from thieves and robbers?"

"If it's a big thief, I'm sorry I can't do anything, but if it's an ordinary petty thief, I think there's no problem, and..."

Facing the guy's scrutinizing eyes, Rango smiled calmly and pointed to Teddy beside him and introduced him, "In order to prevent me from being unable to take care of it alone, I brought my assistant along this time."

He raised a finger and jokingly said, "For one salary, you can get two loyal security guards. As far as I know, the last time there was such a good deal was the slave trade in the fifteenth century."

"Watfa??"

The curator was stunned for a moment. How could this guy dare to make such blatant ZZQS remarks in front of him?

After calming down, he continued to ask, "So what abilities do you two have?"

"Fake!"

Teddy, who had long been annoyed by the curator's arrogant attitude, cursed directly: "What kind of ability does being a security guard require? Laser eyes? Telepathy? Do you want me to conjure three diamond claws from my fingers for you to see?"

"Let me tell you," Teddy jumped from his chair to the desk, pointed at the curator's nose and said slowly, "I can make your wife so excited that she flies with just my mouth. Does that count as an ability?"

The curator's face suddenly changed. He stared at the hairy fist in front of him and said in a deep voice, "No one has ever dared to talk to me like this!" "That's because they are busy discussing lip reading with your wife!"

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After hearing this, Rango sighed helplessly. It seemed that he needed to find a new job.

But just as he was about to leave with Teddy, a voice suddenly came from the desk.

“You’re hired!”

The curator took a deep breath and said to them in a deep voice, "You are very courageous and passionate. I need employees like this, not the three people on the bucket list in the security room! Twenty dollars an hour, free medical care and unemployment insurance!"

Rango and Teddy looked at each other, then couldn't help asking, "What about dental insurance?"

“Get out!!!”

A moment later, again led by the enthusiastic tour guide, Rango arrived at the museum’s security room and saw the “three bucket lists” mentioned by the curator.

There were three old men, two in white and one in black. Looking at the way they walked, it seemed as if their heads were almost buried in the ground.

"Hey, what's up! I'm Rango, this is Teddy, we're the new night shift security guards."

Rango extended his hand to the three men enthusiastically, but the three old guys didn't show any reaction. They glanced at him and cursed, "Fuck you, are you here to be a security guard or a curator? Take off your damn suit, this is a museum, not an embassy!"

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One of the white old men looked at him and Teddy for a few seconds, then smiled and said, "You can call me Xisai. Before you came, I was the security captain here."

He then walked up and patted Rango's arm. After feeling the steel-hard muscles, he exclaimed, "Oh, oh, oh, what criteria did McPhee use to find you? It seems that he can't wait to get rid of us."

Rango smiled but said nothing.

At this time, another black old man came over, looked at him carefully, and asked with his thick lips tilted: "I heard Kevin mentioned you, can you rap?"

"Rap?"

Rango frowned in confusion. What did this have to do with being a security guard?
He thought about it and nodded, "A little bit."

"Sing a line for me."

".I don't know what you heard about me, But a bi*ch can't get a dollar out of me"

"Shit, you should be rapping instead of being a security guard!"

After the black old man exclaimed, he leaned over to Rango's ear and whispered, "Have you ever slept with a man?"

".No."

"Do you want to?"

"Absolutely not!"

After the old man walked away somewhat disappointedly, Rango wiped the cold sweat from his head.

Why is there not a single normal person in this damn museum!
"Hahaha, don't mind Rango, he's just joking with you."

Xisai smiled, patted Rango on the shoulder, and handed him a bunch of keys: "The uniform is in the locker, there is a stun gun and a [Security Instruction Manual] inside. I'll leave it to you tonight, young man!"

Rango was surprised when he heard this: "I'm going to work tonight?"

"What else?" Xi Sai shrugged and said, "There's a senior cha-cha dance party tonight, and we don't want to miss the opportunity to chat up women."

"I see." Rango tossed the key ring in his hand and nodded politely, "Then I wish you all a good time tonight."

After hearing this, Xisai, who had already walked out of the security gate, turned back and gave Rango a meaningful smile.

"Have fun, too."

(End of this chapter)