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Chapter 69: Zhao Gao is wronged, Your Majesty calls a horse a deer! (Please subscribe!)
I had never considered returning before.

Or maybe I didn’t think about it subconsciously.

Since I can come, I can definitely return.

Now Li Si brought it up.

The First Emperor and Meng Tian were stunned for a moment.

Meng Tian was horrified and said, "Yes, Brother Zheng, how are we going to get back to Daqin?"

“If we were still in Daqin, or even in Xiongnu, there would be no problem. The most we would have to do is travel farther and be more dangerous.

But we are now in an era 2,000 years after the Qin Dynasty. How can we cross over these 2,000 years?"

The First Emperor also realized this.

His face suddenly became very solemn!

Although I am well-informed, I also know some secrets.

But the current situation is really unbelievable.

Not to mention having heard of it, seen it, or even thought about it.

The First Emperor was also completely confused.

"Li Si, do you have any solution?"

At this moment, Li Si wished that he had a way. If so, his value would be significantly improved.

But it is really impossible to do, otherwise he would not have asked the First Emperor.

"I'm sorry to disappoint Brother Zheng. I have no idea what to do!"

The three of them didn't even bother to eat and just sat there thinking hard.

Suddenly I seemed to think of something.

His eyes instantly turned to Zhu Ming.

The First Emperor couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Zhu, since you can recognize our identities as modern people, you must not be an ordinary person, right?"

Zhu Ming shrugged: "You all know that I am just the boss of a group."

"However, if I want to send you back, there is indeed a way!"

"Don't worry, I'll take you back after dinner!"

The three of them glanced at Zhu Ming after hearing this: "Are you sure you can really send us back to the Qin Dynasty two thousand years ago?"

Zhu Ming pointed upwards and said, "You also know those four children. Three of them are from the Sui Dynasty, and the remaining one is from the Ming Dynasty."

The three of them looked up at the ceiling: "Sure enough, the three of them are also from other dynasties!"

"But why are they still here now?"

Zhu Ming sighed: "Why else? I came here to study."

"Their grandfather, the emperor, asked them to learn some knowledge here, hoping that they could build their own dynasty after they return."

The three of them looked surprised: "You mean, you can not only go to our Great Qin, but also go to other dynasties?"

Zhu Ming: "That's for sure!"

"I've been to the dynasties they live in several times."

The Emperor was a little tempted: "Can we go over there too?"

Zhu Ming nodded: "Of course."

"Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty and Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty both drank at the same table!"

"I guess the next step is for the three of you to play Landlord together."

"If you add Ming Zhu Di, you four can definitely play mahjong!"

The First Emperor blinked and asked cautiously, "Are you sure you are not a deity?"

Meng Tian swallowed nervously, thinking about how to make an apology.

Zhu Ming was stunned for a moment: "How is it possible? I am just an ordinary person."

“Still a staunch atheist!”

The First Emperor was a little skeptical: "How could someone other than a god do such a thing?"

"Or is there some magical weapon?"

Zhu Ming knocked on the table with his chopsticks: "You will know when the time comes. Don't think too much now. Just eat well!"

The Qin Xianyang Palace.

Zhao Gao was like an ant on hot pot, pacing back and forth in the palace.

A eunuch came running over in a hurry.

Zhao Gao asked hurriedly, "Is there any news about His Majesty?"

"not yet!"

"Then keep looking and send more people!"

In the past, the First Emperor also often went out.

If you are staying overnight outside, you will be notified in advance.

After unifying the six kingdoms, daily government affairs were busy, and there were also many assassins.

And I never spend the night outside.

He suddenly went out for more than a day and did not come back at night.

Zhao Gao felt something was wrong and thought something must have happened.

It’s getting dark now, maybe he won’t come back today!

If there is some delay, it would be better.

I’m afraid that I’ll encounter an assassin and be seriously injured and unable to come back, or even be captured. That would be really life-threatening!
"Come here, go to General Meng Tian's house and Prime Minister Li Si's house to ask if there is any news about General Meng and Prime Minister Li!"

At this time, Meng Tian's mansion and Li Si's home were in chaos.

The head of the family followed the emperor out.

If everything is fine, that's fine.

If something happens to the emperor, both families might be buried with him!
Meng Yi even brought a team of soldiers to search around Xianyang City.

Inside the villa, the four people had a good meal and a good drink!
Zhu Ming asked: "Do you plan to go back now or later?"

"Is there anything you need to bring? You can bring some souvenirs!"

"As a commemoration of my first time traveling through time and space!"

The First Emperor was surprised and asked, "Can you bring anything else?"

Zhu Ming nodded: "Of course, but the carriage you brought this time will belong to me. It just so happens that I don't have a carriage used by the ancients, so I'll collect one!"

The First Emperor waved his hand and said proudly: "No problem, it's just a carriage, I'll even give you the warhorse!"

Zhu Ming: "I was planning to stay, but can a carriage without a horse still be called a carriage?"

The First Emperor hesitated and asked, "How much can we bring?"

Zhu Ming: "You all saw the truck carrying potatoes this afternoon, right? It can carry about this much!"

"Of course it depends on the money I have. Some things are very expensive."

"If you ask me to pull a cart of gold, I probably can't afford it!"

The First Emperor thought back to the truck carrying potatoes.

Just in terms of wheels, it’s almost catching up with Li Si.

The huge cart and the amount of potatoes it pulled at once made the First Emperor even more frightened!

If someone in Daqin gave me something.

As an emperor, Zheng Ge felt that he needed to consider his own face.

Facing Zhu Ming, the First Emperor felt the ease of being a friend.

Plus this is more than two thousand years later.

The First Emperor was not polite.

"Can we discuss this among ourselves?"

Zhu Ming smiled and said, "What's there to discuss? I'll go to Daqin every few days, and you can come and buy it then."

"If you want anything, you can tell me in advance and I'll send it to you when the time comes."

The eyes of the three emperors lit up: "It seems that we will have to trouble you often in the future!"

The three of them discussed it for a while.

Meng Tian said with a smile: "Everything else is fine. I just want a few boxes of liquor, preferably the best liquor you have!"

Zhu Ming wanted to punch him in the face: "Do you know how much our best wine costs? I'll scare you if I tell you. I can't afford that kind of wine."

"How about this, seeing as you like drinking, I'll buy you a few barrels of bulk liquor, it's a big deal."

Meng Tian said that as long as it was white wine, it would be fine.

Zhu Ming said solemnly: "But I have to remind you, our wine is different from yours."

"I don't know if drinking your wine every day will cause any problems, but if we drink too much wine here, it will still be harmful to the body and may cause other diseases."

After hearing this, Montaigne asked in confusion: "Is your wine poisoned?"

Zhu Ming shook his head: "It's not poisonous, it's just not good for the liver."

“Nothing should be done in excess!”

"If you eat a lot of meat and fish every day, you will probably get sick soon."

"Just control the daily amount and there will be no problem."

Montaigne breathed a sigh of relief: "My greatest hobby in life is drinking. I would rather die than live without wine."

"Don't worry, I know what's going on!"

Zhu Ming: "You just want liquor? Besides liquor, don't you want anything else?"

Meng Tian hurriedly shook his head: "If possible, I would like to take some salt. And I would also like to take some of your soap, toothbrush, shower gel, etc."

"no problem!"

Li Si thought for a moment and said, "I want some paper and pen from you?"

Zhu Ming thought to himself that he was indeed a civil servant: "Of course I can do that."

Li Si: "Would it be a bit too much if I asked for some more tea?"

Zhu Ming shook his head: "It's not too much. I'll give you 10 kilograms of tea for 20 yuan. It's enough for you to drink for a long time."

Li Si continued, "I want to bring some of the soap, toothbrush, shampoo, shower gel, etc. that I used yesterday. The situation there is incomparable to yours, especially the shampoo, which is so easy to use. My hair used to be sticky every day, which was unbearable."

Zhu Ming: "You should also cut your hair like Lao Meng." Turning to look at the First Emperor: "Brother Zheng, is there anything you want to take with you?"

The First Emperor blurted out: "Give me one of the ones they asked for!"

"Can I take the bed I slept on last night with me? The bed in Xianyang Palace gives me backaches every day. Your bed is more comfortable. It's so soft that I even feel like a degenerate when I lie on it."

Zhu Ming's mouth twitched a few times: "You really want a bed? It's not impossible. How about I give you a new one? If you take the one here, I will have to ask someone to bring another one over."

“Is it just as comfortable?”

Zhu Ming smiled and said, "It's bigger and more comfortable than the bed yesterday. You can bring an extra concubine!"

"Okay, let's do as you say. I want a set of sofas here, too!"

Zhu Ming glanced at the sofa under his buttocks and thought to himself that this sofa was specially made by someone, it was not cheap: "Brother Zheng, I think it is easy for you to degenerate if you sit on this kind of sofa, I will change it for you."

"Okay, as long as it's a sofa, if there's room in the car, load me some potatoes, I'm going to promote it in Daqin!"

Zhu Ming took out his cell phone and called his secretary.

The millionaire secretary is online again. As a millionaire secretary, he is on call 24 hours a day.

Zhu Ming repeated what he needed.

The secretary replied, "No problem, boss. I'll deliver these things to your villa in an hour at most."

Just over half an hour later, a truck drove up to the door of the villa.

The group has its own supermarket warehouse, so we can just move the goods from there, which is quite convenient.

After everything was ready, the four of them sat in the car.

The First Emperor could not help but ask: "How do we get there? It is two thousand years later now."

Zhu Ming smiled slightly: "You will know soon."

Drive the car to the warehouse and use the system to open the space-time channel.

Under the surprised gaze of the three people, a dark passage appeared before their eyes, looking extremely mysterious.

Zhu Ming stepped on the accelerator and the car rushed into the passage.

After a few seconds, the passage disappeared and the garage returned to its original appearance, as if the black passage had never appeared.

Take a deep breath, and the air around you will feel much fresher.

The night sky also becomes clearer.

The surrounding environment has changed dramatically.

Zhu Ming knew that he had arrived in Daqin!

He said to the three people who were still stunned: "Don't stay there, we are already in Daqin!"

The First Emperor was stunned for a moment: "What, we are here now? This is too easy!"

Zhu Ming asked back: "Isn't simplicity good enough? Do you want something too complicated?"

Meng Tian said: "I always feel that there is no momentum. There must be lightning and thunder, and strong winds, so that it will appear domineering!"

Zhu Ming was amused: "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Meng Tian said nonchalantly: "I am different from that fellow Li Si. I am upright and have a clear conscience. What do I have to be afraid of?"

Li Si rolled his eyes at Meng Tian and said, "If you can't talk, stop talking nonsense. What was that black thing that looked like a road just now?"

Zhu Ming: "That is the space-time channel. Through it, you can travel through different time and space."

The First Emperor felt a little strange: "We didn't encounter any time-space channel when we came here."

Zhu Ming: "Then I don't know. Anyway, if I want to cross time and space, I need to use this channel."

"Can I open the space-time channel as well?"

Zhu Ming shook his head: "I'm afraid this won't work. Even in our place, I'm afraid there aren't many people who can do it."

The First Emperor sighed and said, "Perhaps only the chosen one can do such a thing."

Zhu Ming nodded in agreement: "Well, I think what you said makes a lot of sense!"

"Now this place is within the territory of your Great Qin. Next, I need you to show me the way. After all, I know nothing about the road conditions here."

Meng Tian looked out through the car window and asked in confusion: "Hey, this place seems familiar..."

Li Si leaned against the window and observed carefully: "Of course it feels familiar. It was here yesterday that we inexplicably traveled to a world two thousand years later!"

Under Meng Tian's guidance, Zhu Ming drove towards the city gate.

It was late in the evening and everything was pitch black.

Curfew systems were usually implemented in ancient times, and this was also the case in the Qin Dynasty!
The city gates were already closed.

Fortunately, since the First Emperor was missing, many soldiers were looking for him everywhere.

There was a group of people coming and going on the city wall.

Wang Li was patrolling on the city wall.

As one of the top wealthy families in the Qin Dynasty, they knew the current situation in Xianyang City.

If something unexpected happened to Qin Shi Huang,
The country that was finally unified will probably fall apart soon.

"Report, General, we have found His Majesty. He is outside the city gate now!"

"Come on, take this general to have a look!"

Saw three familiar people.

Wang Li breathed a sigh of relief.

"I will see your Majesty at last!"

Back in Daqin, Zheng Ge became the first emperor: "Well, how long have I been away?"

Wang Li replied: "Your Majesty left at 7:00 yesterday, and now it is 11:00!"

The First Emperor calculated silently and thought that it seemed that the time changes on both sides were the same.

If a day there is equivalent to a year in the Qin Dynasty, who knows what kind of chaos will arise!
The four came to the Xianyang Palace.

A gloomy-looking man came forward and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty. Seeing Your Majesty return, I am finally relieved to see your return!"

Zhu Ming didn't know the other person.

Both Emperor Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian and Li Sike knew each other.

It was Zhao Gao who later brought disaster to the Qin Dynasty.

He is currently serving as the Minister of the Imperial Household.

The reason why Zhao Gao was appreciated by the First Emperor was that he possessed extremely high talent.

He was an expert in calligraphy, well versed in law, and had profound attainments in literature.

Otherwise, he would not have been assigned by the First Emperor to teach Hu Hai.

His outstanding abilities and extraordinary talents have made the First Emperor very satisfied over the years.

The First Emperor stared at Zhao Gao with a cold expression.

He has followed me for many years, worked diligently, and completed all the tasks assigned to him very well.

Also very loyal.

If he had not gone to the future, Qin Shi Huang would never have believed it.

The person in front of me would actually do such a heinous thing in the future.

He was even the main culprit for the death of Qin II.

Li Si's eyes were full of hostility. It was this person who tricked him into tampering with the imperial edict. There was a high probability that he would die at the hands of this person in the future.

Meng Tian kicked him.

"Zhao Gao, what do you mean? Are you hoping that something unexpected will happen to His Majesty?"

Zhao Gao was caught off guard and fell flat on his face.

He quickly stood up and explained: "Your Majesty, I absolutely did not mean that!"

I kept wondering what had happened.

As His Majesty's confidant and favorite, before this, even if Meng Tian was drunk, he would never dare to attack him in front of His Majesty.

I was just expressing normal concern, but I got kicked hard for no reason.

The key point is that Your Majesty has not stopped it yet, so something must have happened.

The First Emperor snorted coldly: "Go and get me a horse!"

"The minister obeys the order!"

A few minutes later, a horse was led in front of the First Emperor.

"Your Majesty, the horses have been brought here!"

The First Emperor was furious and kicked Zhao Gao to the ground: "How dare you tease me? I asked you to bring a horse, but you brought me a deer!"

"Why, Zhao Gao, are you trying to call a deer a horse?"

Zhao Gao was confused, it was clearly a horse.

Either Your Majesty is blind, or Your Majesty is looking for trouble and wants to beat someone up.

The First Emperor said sternly: "You look unconvinced. Could it be that I have wronged you?"

"Meng Tian, ​​Li Si, tell me, is this a deer or a horse?"

Li Si immediately said, "Your Majesty, this is a deer, not a horse!"

Meng Tian followed up: "Your Majesty, I am sure that this is a deer. Zhao Gao deliberately teased Your Majesty and should be executed according to the law!"

The First Emperor snorted coldly: "You saw it too. I am not wronging you. This is clearly a deer!"

Zhao Gao was confused.

But know how to do it.

Your Majesty has called a horse a deer, so the show must continue!

"I am guilty. My eyes are dim and I mistook a deer for a horse. Your Majesty, please punish me!"

The First Emperor snorted coldly: "Come here, drag him away and give him thirty lashes!"

Li Si bowed and said, "Your Majesty, can I do it?"

"can!"

Meng Tian didn't want to miss this opportunity: "Your Majesty, I want to, too!"

"You two don't need to fight anymore. Each of you will get thirty lashes!"

Zhu Ming was stunned watching from the side: "Brother Zheng, your acting is great!"

"Humph, compared to Zhao Gao, I am ashamed of myself!"

(End of this chapter)