When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!
Chapter 68: Calling a Deer a Horse, the First Emperor Learns a New Idiom!
Chapter 68: Calling a Deer a Horse, the First Emperor Learns a New Idiom! (Subscribe!)
"This is your school. It really looks different from where I studied!"
"There is a difference of more than 2,000 years. It would be strange if they are the same!"
Just entered the campus.
Then I heard the ringing sound.
The originally empty campus suddenly became lively.
As the best private school in the city.
Many parents send their children to study here.
There are a lot of students on campus.
The junior high school and primary school departments together have about 10,000 students.
Looking at a group of people rushing towards me.
Meng Tian hurriedly stood in front of the First Emperor.
Unexpectedly, the students didn't pay any attention to them.
Whizzing past.
The First Emperor stared at the hurried students in amazement.
“There are so many scholars!”
Zhu Ming smiled softly: "This is just a few, there are probably many more in the classroom!"
The First Emperor felt a little curious, as the students were all running in one direction.
"What are they doing?"
Zhu Ming: "Probably going to the toilet!"
Meng Tian wiped the sweat off his face and said, "Going to the toilet feels like an army of thousands of people. At that moment just now, I was scared to death!"
Li Si was shocked.
As a scholar of Daqin.
I have never seen so many students in one place.
"There should be a lot of scholars here, right?"
Zhu Ming nodded: "How do you judge the standard of a scholar?"
Li Si was stunned: "It should be literacy."
Zhu Ming: "Among the young people here, there are hardly any who can't read."
Li Si asked in surprise, "Are you sure it's not that there are few people who can read, but that it's hard to find people who can't read?"
Zhu Ming: “Sure!”
The First Emperor: "What subjects are taught in your schools?"
Zhu Ming: "Each stage is different. We are in the junior high school department. Generally speaking, we are taught Chinese, mathematics, English, physics, chemistry, history, geography, biology, politics, music, physical education, and art, etc."
"We're going to a history class, a course that teaches history."
Meng Tian looked at the students and couldn't help asking, "How old are they? Gao Zi is quite tall and looks strong, but why doesn't he look young?"
Zhu Ming: "Basically between the ages of twelve and sixteen."
Meng Tian was shocked: "What? He is only a teenager, why is he so much taller than me?"
Zhu Ming looked at Meng Tian, and estimated that he was less than 1.8 meters tall.
Today's students are tall, much taller than Meng Tian.
"Nowadays, the living standard is high and the nutrition is good, so people grow taller naturally."
Thinking back to what I saw yesterday, there were several tables that simply threw away the leftover skewers of meat.
The boss's泔水桶 was more than full of leftovers.
"If they are placed in the Qin Empire, they can definitely be trained into elite troops!"
The 1.6-meter-tall Li Si shed tears silently.
He just discovered that after looking around, there were few boys shorter than him.
Women also have many people to look up to.
Zhu Ming took out his cell phone and said, "Hello, Director Li, have you arranged everything? Class 35, right? OK, we'll be there right away!"
Inside the classroom.
Zhu Ming and the Daqin trio sat in the back.
On the podium.
A young teacher is taking a deep breath.
I received a notice from my leader today.
Let me give a history lesson about the Qin Dynasty first, saying that the boss will bring people to attend the class.
Sitting in the back.
"stand up!"
The whole class suddenly stood up.
Zhu Ming also stood up.
The Daqin trio looked confused.
I stood up too!
"Hello teacher!"
"Hello, classmates, please take a seat!"
The next moment, all the students in the front sat down.
Only the Daqin trio were left stunned and sat down hurriedly.
The First Emperor asked quietly, "What did you mean just now? Why did you ask me to stand up and then sit down again?"
Zhu Ming: "Normal process, indicating that this class has begun."
Looking at the young teacher above, he should have just joined the job this year. I’m afraid he would never have thought that he would be able to make Emperor Qin Shi Huang stand up in this lifetime!
Definitely bragging rights!
"Hello, students. I believe many of you know something about the history of Yanhuang. Does anyone know which was the first unified feudal dynasty of Yanhuang?"
"Teacher, I know it's Daqin!"
"Very good, this section, let's learn about the Qin Dynasty together!"
At the podium, the teacher wrote Qin Dynasty on the blackboard and began to talk about the history of the Qin Dynasty.
No matter what is said on the Internet, no matter what experts say.
Now, the answers are all from the textbooks.
Otherwise, the monthly exams and final examinations will tell you why you failed!
"Qin Shi Huang was a great emperor who swept across the six kingdoms and unified the world"
Qin Shihuang successfully unified Yanhuang through the establishment of political systems, the implementation of reform measures, and the innovation of military technology.
It started the historical process of centralized system.
His achievements and historical significance are not only reflected in the process of unifying Yanhuang, but also have a profound impact and inspiration on the development of later history.
The teacher spoke vividly at the podium.
The Daqin trio sitting in the back.
A smile spread across his face.
The First Emperor said proudly: "As expected of a teacher, your lecture is really brilliant, much better than a playboy like you who has no knowledge or skills!"
"I kind of like this teacher now. If he were in Qin, he would definitely be given an official position!"
Meng Tian was also happy: "I only knew that Brother Zheng was great before, but I never thought he was so great. It is my honor to follow Brother Zheng!"
Li Si was also very happy. This was real history. The rumor that the second emperor died was definitely false.
"This is the real Daqin!"
The First Emperor grinned from ear to ear: "So-so, so-so. I never thought I would be so great!"
"The phrase 'The Greatest Emperor Through the Ages' is a good one and can be put into the text of the Qin Dynasty."
At the podium, the teacher continued speaking.
"No gold is pure, and no man is perfect. Now that we have talked about the achievements of Qin Shi Huang, let's learn about his mistakes!"
The smiles of the three people who were still laughing froze in an instant!
Meng Tian whispered: "Teacher, just talk about the achievements, what nonsense, how could Brother Zheng make any mistakes!"
Li Si agreed: "I think this man must be poorly trained, talking nonsense, slandering the king, and should be executed according to the law!"
The First Emperor whispered, "You two shut up and listen carefully!"
"I wish she would talk more about Qin Shi Huang's mistakes!"
"Now that I know, I can correct it!"
"Perhaps the Great Qin will not perish in the second generation!"
The teacher is still talking.
"Burning books and burying scholars, everyone remember this, this is a test point!"
"I think you have all heard the story of 'Meng Jiangnu weeping at the Great Wall'!"
Zheng Ge's face turned dark instantly.
Since this morning, Zheng Ge heard the story of Meng Jiangnu crying at the Great Wall from San Yang.
Zhu Ming also said this on the way.
I always thought it was all made up.
How could the Great Wall be brought down by a woman's tears?
Otherwise, the Huns would have sent tens of thousands of women to cry at the Great Wall.
The Great Wall no longer exists.
If the Great Wall collapsed so easily, it certainly wasn't because of the woman's crying.
It must be a shoddy project with shoddy workmanship.
The construction itself is not up to standard!
The teacher continued: "Of course, this is just a folk legend!"
"However, legends often reflect the social conditions of the time."
At that time, in order to build projects such as the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang, the Terracotta Warriors and the Great Wall, Qin Shihuang conscripted a large number of farmers for labor.
This forced labor made life difficult for farmers and even led to the tragedy of family breakdown and death, increasing the burden of life for the people.
The First Emperor lowered his head and remained silent.
There must be a reason why these things were recorded.
It hasn’t happened yet.
You can avoid it later.
"Li Si, write down everything that was taught in this class!"
"Especially the mistakes that came later, write them down word for word."
Li's eyelids twitched, and those behind him were afraid of being disrespectful, so they simply didn't listen at all.
You can only ask the teacher after class.
"Don't worry, brother Zheng."
The teacher continued.
After talking about Qin Shihuang, we come to Qin Ershi Hu Hai.
When talking about Hu Hai, we have to mention Zhao Gao.
Zhao Gao thus surfaced.
"Many students must know the phrase 'calling a deer a horse', which refers to Zhao Gao."
"It is said that one day, Zhao Gao came to the court with a deer."
"Hu Hai was very surprised and asked Zhao Gao why you came to court with a deer?"
"Zhao Gao said, Your Majesty, what I am leading is not a deer, but a horse!"
"Hu Hai thinks you are fooling me. How can I not tell the difference between a deer and a horse?"
"Then he asked the ministers in the court, is this a deer or a horse?"
"Some said it was a deer, while others, fearing Zhao Gao's power, said it was a horse."
"Zhao Gao wrote down the ministers who mentioned the deer and then killed them all. From then on, the court almost became Zhao Gao's one-man show."
Having said this, Zhu Ming glanced at the First Emperor beside him.
The First Emperor clenched his fists.
Veins popped out on his head!
The whole person was in a rage.
Calling a deer a horse is really good.
The First Emperor could already imagine what the imperial court had become like at that time.
I'm afraid even if Zhao Gao wanted to be emperor, it's not impossible!
Our ancestors were wise for generations, so how come a guy like Hu Hai appeared?
Li Si was trembling on the side, wishing he couldn't even breathe.
I have known the First Emperor for many years and I know his current state. If I were not in class now, I would have been prepared.
I'm afraid he's already started stabbing people.
Even Meng Tian, who had always been careless, was sitting there upright at this moment.
My legs stopped shaking.
He looks much more serious than the student in front of him!
The teacher on the stage is very distinctive.
In order to increase students' interest, some extracurricular knowledge was also taught.
For example, the children of the First Emperor were all killed by Hu Hai and Zhao Gao.
"Tick!"
Zhu Ming turned his head and looked.
Blood dripped from the Qin Shi Huang's fingers and fell on the floor tiles!
The First Emperor always felt that he had gone through many years of experience, especially under the training of Lu Buwei.
He has remained calm even when facing a mountain collapse!
I didn't expect that I was wrong!
How wrong!
Thinking about his sons and daughters, especially his favorite daughter Ying Yinman, who was tortured to death.
The First Emperor’s heart was bleeding!
Killing your elder brother is understandable if it is for the stability of his throne.
Qin Shi Huang could understand that killing his other brothers was a bit cruel for the sake of the throne.
But killing all the sisters, especially cruelly killing them, is worse than being an animal!
The Emperor was so angry that blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
But I still insisted on attending the classes there.
Li Si and Meng Tian, who were standing by, were horrified by Hu Hai's cruelty!
I couldn't help but curse in my heart, are you an idiot?
I didn't dare breathe through my nose, for fear of making any noise!
Everyone is praying. Teacher, why don’t you talk about something else?
Otherwise kick me out!
This class was horrible!
Terrible!
"Princes, generals and prime ministers would rather have the seed!"
The uprising of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang fell into the ears of the First Emperor.
It also reached the ears of Li Si and Meng Tian.
My heart started to skip a beat again.
On the podium: "The uprising of Wu Guang and Chen Sheng was the first large-scale peasant uprising in the history of Yanhuang. The Dazexiang uprising was of great significance in the history of Yanhuang. It dealt a heavy blow to the rule of the Qin Dynasty, opened the prelude to the peasant uprising at the end of the Qin Dynasty, and laid the foundation for Liu Bang and Xiang Yu to destroy the Qin Dynasty. This is a test point, and students must remember it firmly!"
The First Emperor exuded a chill all over his body.
Several students in the back row.
I couldn't help shivering and felt a chill on my back.
When he turned his head, he met the eyes of the First Emperor.
He swallowed his saliva, turned around and did it properly!
The leader who was listening to the lecture behind me was so scary, I wanted to go home!
I kept persisting until I heard that Hu Hai was killed and the Qin Dynasty collapsed.
"Jingle Bell!"
The bell rang for the end of get out of class.
"Okay, students, this class is over. Next class we will learn about the big man!"
"stand up!"
All the students in the front stood up.
Zhu Ming also stood up out of habit.
The First Emperor stood up without saying a word.
The teacher just went out.
Several students in the back row rushed out in a hurry.
It's so cold!
Zhu Ming: "Let's go, this class is over, let's go out too!"
The First Emperor walked outside without saying a word.
Li Si took the opportunity to find the teacher and wrote down the parts he had not listened to carefully.
"Brother Zheng, do you want to go to the infirmary to get bandaged?"
The First Emperor loosened his clenched fists.
Zhu Ming could see that the middle of his palm was covered in blood.
"No, let me be alone here!"
Meng Tian ran away immediately, wanting to find a corner to urinate.
Zhu Ming kicked him in the butt.
"Go to the toilet if you want to pee, that's the special place!"
"If you dare to urinate or defecate here, I will tell Brother Zheng that you are rebelling!"
When Meng Tian heard this, he was shocked.
He begged for mercy hastily: "No, no, no, please don't say anything nonsense, brother, you are also a brother, the teacher just said that it has nothing to do with our Meng family, don't talk nonsense!"
"Don't worry, even if I pee in my pants, I won't pee anywhere!"
The sky is overcast and it’s raining heavily!
The First Emperor just stood quietly in the rain.
Li Si and Meng Tian followed behind.
The director is inspecting the school.
Seeing someone getting wet in the rain, he shouted hurriedly.
"Which class are you from? Go back now!"
"I'm not afraid of catching a cold anymore!"
Zhu Ming walked over: "It's okay, it doesn't work."
When the director saw that it was the boss, he understood and left.
I don’t know how long it took.
Then the First Emperor came over.
"I want to know how this beast Hu Hai became the emperor!"
"Even if we were blind, there's no way we could pass it on to this beast!"
Zhu Ming: "You asked me about my knowledge point. Zhao Gao and Li Si joined forces to tamper with the will and ascended the throne!"
Li Si's face turned pale.
Regarding what Zhu Ming said last night about Hu Hai's succession to the throne.
Li Si has always been worried.
When I went to ask the history teacher, I asked the same question together.
The answer he got almost made Li Si faint.
If Emperor Hu Hai had done a good job, he could have been a wise ruler, if not the greatest emperor of all time.
Li Si felt that there was still hope for the situation to turn around.
With the death of Qin II, his own fate is imminent!
In class, the more Li Si listened, the more frightened he became!
When Hu Hai became emperor, he made great contributions.
When talking about Zhao Gao's dictatorship and calling a deer a horse, Li Si didn't hear himself and felt that he might have been tricked!
But, I'm not in the mood to ask.
I may have to record history in advance!
Li Si knelt down: "Your Majesty, I am guilty!"
Zhu Ming wanted to pull him up, but Li Si didn't dare to get up.
"Brother Zheng, you are a bad influence in school!"
The Emperor said in a cold tone: "Get up, and go back and talk!"
Inside the villa
Li Si knelt there motionless.
The First Emperor looked at Zhu Ming and said, "Tell me in detail how Li Si and Zhao Gao joined forces."
Zhu Ming: "How would I know? I should have asked the teacher at that time."
The First Emperor: "Aren't they your subordinates? Let her talk!"
Zhu Ming: "Everyone is equal here, it's not like your place."
"I'm off work now, don't bother others."
"Well, let me ask Baidu!"
The First Emperor was puzzled: "Didn't you say that Baidu is not a human?"
Zhu Ming took out his cell phone: "Xiaodu, Xiaodu!"
"I am here!"
"Tell me how Hu Hai of the Qin Dynasty ascended to the throne!"
"Good host!"
The voice came from the phone.
Xiaodu began to tell the story.
Li Si was secretly shocked, as this was even more detailed than he knew.
A few minutes later.
Xiaodu finished speaking.
Meng Tian kicked Li Si to the ground.
"You are so good, Li Si, you actually tampered with the imperial edict, killed Prince Fusu, and even spared my Meng family!"
"Your Majesty, I think Li Si should be executed!"
The First Emperor smiled coldly: "Li Si, Li Si, I never thought that you would betray me for power, for wealth and glory. How do you think I should deal with you?"
Li Si was also a ruthless man. As a legalist, he had some understanding of the laws of various countries.
He was even more familiar with the laws of the Qin Dynasty.
Li Si brought all these punishments upon himself.
I can't protect myself.
One can only hope that the First Emperor will let his family go.
If it were anyone else, the First Emperor wouldn't even think about it.
The First Emperor had complicated feelings towards Li Si!
Li Si was indeed a great talent.
Later in history, the feudal system was abolished, the writing system, currency, weights and measures were standardized, laws were formulated, roads and wheels were standardized, etc.
They all depend on Li Si.
I know Li Si’s talent!
It's such a pity to kill him like this.
Instead of killing him, he thought of tampering with the will.
Without Li Si's help, Zhao Gao would not have been able to succeed.
Maybe my son and daughter wouldn't have to die.
After a long silence, the First Emperor still couldn't bear to do it.
"Li Si, when I die, you will be buried with me!"
Li Si was stunned. He didn't expect that he could still survive.
As for when the First Emperor died.
Even according to history, he can still live for another ten years!
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"I will go through fire and water for your majesty. Even if my bones are broken, I will change the fate of the second emperor of the Qin Dynasty!"
The First Emperor said with a stern face: "Li Si, remember what you said today, otherwise you know what I will do!"
"Meng Tian, you go out first!"
"Xiao Zhu, you should go out too. I have something to say to Li Si!"
Zhu Ming and Meng Tian went out.
There was a burst of curses from the room, mixed with the sound of fists hitting flesh.
During dinner, Zhu Ming saw Li Si again.
His nose and face were swollen and his whole face looked fatter.
The First Emperor: "After this meal, we will go back. I plan to have a good chat with Zhao Gao!"
Li Si's face was swollen: "Brother Zheng, I have a question. I don't know if I should ask it or not."
The First Emperor snorted coldly: "Speak!"
"Since this is more than 2,000 years later, how do we get back?"
(End of this chapter)
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