American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander.

Chapter 392: A New Chapter of Hellish Joke
"I'd like to see how qualified a driver would be calmer than me when hearing the people in the comics sitting in his car, Tony!!!"

Facing Tony's teasing, Happy responded with a bitter face, then opened the car door and walked out.

At the same time, seeing that the car behind him was particularly luxurious, the driver who got out of the front car didn't say much. He communicated with Happy for a while and then handled it.

Happy was rich, and Stark was even richer, so the driver of the car in front was delighted to get a new car, and also upgraded it to a higher grade.

When Happy returned to his seat, he said to Tony who was waiting with the wine.

"Tony, you didn't lie to me, did you?
I just paid for the loss with my own money, and did not use the company's account or insurance.

If the people on the bus are not people I know, then I will be at a disadvantage!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Happy looked at Bruce and the other two with sharp eyes.

He glanced at Bruce first, then nodded quickly.

"Yes, he does. It's this gloomy temperament that makes people feel uneasy and at ease. He is worthy of being Batman!"

Then he looked at Clark again, swallowed and said.

"And you, God, you have such a sunny temperament. Even just looking at you makes me feel at ease and feel that world peace is guaranteed. You are indeed a superman!"

Then, Happy turned his fat face to look at Lex...

At a glance...

Two eyes...

As Lex looked expectant, Happy was slightly stunned and then asked.

"But how come you have hair?"

"So I really shouldn't have hair, why are you guys talking about this, damn it!!!"

Lex rubbed his well-maintained long golden hair in frustration. It was hard for him to imagine the day when he would become a bald man.

Seeing Lex's depressed look, Downton and the others burst into laughter, and Happy started the car again.

The group chatted as they walked, and soon stopped at their destination.

Not long after, sitting in front of countless pairs of eyes staring at himself and others, Lex patted the simple long table in front of him in disbelief and asked in shock.

“So you brought us all this way, crashed a car, and ended up eating Burger King?

For the love of you, Tony Stark. You probably have more money than I do, and you're serving us fucking burgers?

Can't you make some of your Marvel specialties, like braised Skrulls? I'm really curious about the Skrulls' genes!"

"Shit!"

Listening to Lex's words, Tony raised his middle finger to him unhappily.

Then, he took the burger that Happy brought for everyone and took a big bite, talking to everyone while chewing.

"Like you said, none of you guys need money more than I do.
Even Clark, who is the most short of money... Well, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I say this name.

Anyway, what can't you bastards eat if you want?

I can see that you guys even have another world..."

Tony was slightly stunned at this point, then turned to Happy and gave him a warning.

"Explain to the people in the store that I want to invite them to dine at the Michelin three-star restaurant on Champs-Elysees. I hope they can leave this restaurant temporarily!"

"Okay, Tony."

Happy nodded and went to make arrangements, and soon the Burger King was cleared out until only the staff were left.

It was only at this time that Tony continued to speak to the people who were chewing on burgers.

"Let's continue, you bastards, you can even easily taste delicacies from other worlds, right?
Because the dragon in Gotham may not be a native product of Gotham. No matter how I look at it, I feel that it seems to be from a familiar world!"

“Oh, you have Monster Hunter games here too?”

Clark, the former game geek, asked Tony curiously.

Hearing this, before Tony could respond, Happy on the side widened his eyes in shock and asked.

"Wait, a dragon in Monster Hunter? What dragon?!

Tony, you know me. I have always loved video games, and Monster Hunter is also one of my favorite series!

Did you see a dragon? Can you take me to see it too?
What kind of dragon is this!!!"

Having said that, Happy looked at Downton and the others expectantly.

Facing Happy's expectant eyes, Donton swallowed the burger in his mouth and said with a smile.

"Fatty, when Ciri and I were passing by Monster Hunter World, we caught a Silver Winged Star."

"Oh, it's actually the Sky Comet Dragon. Don, you know a lot!!!"

Happy immediately smiled happily. Who who has played Monster Hunter doesn’t like Adonai among men?

Looking at Happy's excitement, Donton nodded slightly. He couldn't criticize him because he was a real fan.
So Donton reached out and patted Happy's shoulder.

"I'll take you to Gotham with Tony sometime, and then you'll be able to meet Tianhui Long."

"Okay boss, no problem boss, thank you boss!!!"

"I'm your boss, Happy!!!"

Just as Happy was busy thanking Donton, Tony knocked on the table in dissatisfaction as if he was bullied.

After reminding Happy, he turned to emphasize it to Downton.

"Don, you bastard, pay attention, Happy is mine, mine!"

"Yeah, just like every Bruce has an Alfred, everyone knows that every Iron Man has a Happy by his side, haha~"

Donton laughed and teased, his words made Tony's face even uglier.

So Tony tried hard to suppress the urge to curse a few more times and continued to speak to everyone unhappily.

"Okay, stop talking, let's continue.

Anyway, guys like us can eat whatever we want, but the Burger King we're sitting in has a special meaning to me."

At this point, Tony's eyes showed some reminiscence, and he continued with great emotion.

“Perhaps in your eyes, my story is just like you in my eyes, both of them are just a plot in a comic book.

But for me, it was when I escaped from Afghanistan and when my feet stepped on New York soil again.

Eating a hamburger is my only wish and pursuit!

You know, my assistant bought me a Burger King burger and I ate it sitting on the steps of Times Square.

It was the best thing I have ever tasted in my life, and even though it’s hard for me to taste it now, I will never forget the taste of that burger.

And this is what I want to share with you.

How come all we ate was a few burgers?

What we eat is basically the memories and decisions of my first half of life!"

After he finished speaking, Tony took a sip of Coke with great emotion, making a gurgling sound.

On the side, Bruce nodded in understanding.

"I was like that too. When I traveled around the world, joined the League of Assassins, and then left the League and returned to Gotham, the first thing I thought of was a taco shop near Wayne Manor.

But I wasn't as lucky as you. When I got back, the taco shop was closed.

Although there is a new taco shop at that location after my investment, the taste is different from what I remembered.

Tony, although you died very early, I really envy you because your first half of life was more flamboyant than mine, and your second half of life is also more glorious than mine.

You have enjoyed more blessings than me, but you died a worthy death.

So, next time I won’t let you be as lucky as before, you probably won’t have the chance to sacrifice your life to become a hero! "

Having said that, Bruce picked up a Coke and drank with everyone.

Just as Donton was drinking Coke comfortably, Happy beside him had a look of confusion and astonishment on his face.

The door of the empty Burger King was suddenly pushed open.

Everyone immediately looked towards the store door, and immediately they saw four extremely special figures.

Facing everyone's gaze, Steve raised his hands and said with some embarrassment and curiosity.

"Uh, guys, I got a new uniform, what do you think?"

Hearing this, everyone immediately looked at the new suit on Steve Rogers.

Although Bruce and others didn't know Steve, Captain America's suit was too conspicuous.

In an instant, Clark stood up and then quickly came to Steve.

"You are Captain America, Mr. Steve Rogers, right?

God, I grew up reading your comics, and besides the Justice League of America comics, you are my favorite comic character!"

“Well… well, I understand, because my comics are really popular.

But... you are... uh, you look familiar."

Captain Rogers responded and grabbed Clark's hand in confusion.

Although he didn't know Clark, he somehow always felt that Clark was very similar to someone very important to him!
While he was confused, Clark shook hands with him and introduced himself.

"It's my fault, sorry, I didn't introduce myself.

Hello, Captain. I am Clark Kent, an ordinary..."

"Oh my god, I remember now!

Superman, you are Superman!!!
God, I grew up reading your comics. It was your comics that gave me the courage and motivation to join the army!

I can't believe that I will actually see you in real life, I...I...Oh my God!!!"

Steve was completely stunned. He grabbed Clark's hand tightly and shook it up and down desperately.

But the way he looked made Clark stare in a daze.

"Uh... my comics came out so early, but you were a hero during World War II."

"Your comics are older than mine, it must be like this, God!"

Steve hurriedly greeted Clark.

Behind Steve, there were Omericken Captim and Supoman, who recognized each other as idols.

Nick Fury, who looked like a dark-boiled egg, couldn't help but rub his shiny bald head.

Then Nick took two steps forward and saluted to Downton and the remaining Bruce Lakes.

"Long time no see, Mr. Tang, and the unexpected guests.

I’m Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I…”

"Wow……"

On the left side of Downton, Lex couldn't help but interrupt Nick Fury's self-introduction.

He just said softly in surprise.

"Is your world so damn correct that even an important figure in the mysterious world like Nick Fury has changed from a bearded white man to a dark-skinned guy?"

Having said that, Lex waved to Nick Fury, indicating that they should sit down directly.

Nick Fury was not polite and sat down at the table next to him, while Natasha, who he brought with him, sat down in Downton's arms.

Looking at Natasha who occupied Donton's thigh, Bruce was slightly stunned, then smiled bitterly and said.

"I knew Tang was a guy who would never stop, but don't worry, I won't tell Lady Selina!"

"Oh? So Tang's real wife is actually Catwoman? Wow!"

Natasha said in surprise, and as she spoke, she snatched the chicken wing that Donton had eaten and put it in her mouth.

After seductively sucking the remaining flesh from the chicken wing into her mouth, Natasha curled up in Donton's arms and put her hair close to Donton's jaw.

On the side, Hawkeye rolled his eyes at Donton and explained softly.

“Tang, after you disappeared with the inexplicably appearing Deadpool some time ago, we investigated for a long time before we found some clues.

On one hand, there is you, whose origin cannot be found no matter what, and on the other hand, there is Deadpool, who, like you, cannot find his roots. Your existence almost destroys our original worldview.

However, after a thorough investigation, no matter how absurd the result is, it can only be the only answer.

We have to admit that you and Deadpool are most likely guests from another world!

But we really didn't expect that the other world you came from was such a different world, the DC world!

Damn it, we thought you were some guests from other planets or other dimensions, eh..."

At this point, Hawkeye sighed. It was really the appearance of Downton and his group that destroyed his worldview.

Twenty minutes ago, when Hawkeye eavesdropped on the conversation between Downton and others in the lobby of Stark Group and on the cell phone of the taxi driver they took, his eyes almost popped out!
Like Hawkeye, Nick Fury also found it difficult to calm down. He took a breath, picked up a fried chicken leg without hesitation, and took a bite naturally.

As everyone looked at Black Nick who was eating fried chicken, Nick Fury spread his hands and smiled bitterly.

"Lex's words shocked me because I occasionally expect my stories to be turned into comics and sell like the Captain Rogers comics did.

I just didn’t expect that my comics already existed in the DC world, and in the comics I was a... white person?
This was a really huge joke, much funnier than the black hell jokes I had been learning.

Tang, you may not know this, but I have made a lot of preparations to welcome you back, but now, is there anything funnier than my cartoon image being a white person? "

Having said that, Nick Fury finished the remaining chicken leg in one bite, and then continued to speak to Downton.

"Oh my god, can you imagine, a white Nick Fury, but why is he white and I am still black??
Maybe both of us Nicks were black before, and we happened to see an ad for S.H.I.E.L.D. while walking on the street, saying it could make you white for only seventy-five bucks.

I only had fifty dollars, but the other Nick had a hundred, so he told me he would try it first, and if it was real, he would lend me the remaining twenty-five to help me whiten it.

After the other Nick passed the interview, he really turned pale, so I approached him happily.

"Hey, Bu Rou, you should lend me the remaining 25," I said to him.

But after Nick, who had turned white, took one look at me, he immediately started swearing at me.

"Get lost, nigger, and get a job!"

And this may be the reason why I still have dark skin..."

(End of this chapter)