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Chapter 391 What? I'm dead?
Chapter 391 What? I'm dead?
"Madam Selina...???"
Listening to Bruce's words, Tony swallowed hard, then looked at Bruce again in confusion.
He just looked at Bruce as if he was a fool and asked him in confusion.
"You're Batman, and you call Catwoman... Lady Selina?
Damn, whose wife is Catwoman, isn’t she yours… Wow… I think I understand…!!!”
At this point, Tony's eyes became more shocked, and his gaze shifted from Tony to Donton.
At the same time, Bruce was slightly stunned.
"mine?"
he said with a frown.
"My what, my... OW!"
Suddenly, Bruce seemed to understand something, so he raised his head in disbelief and looked at Downton in astonishment.
As his expression gradually changed from astonishment to slight embarrassment, Bruce looked at Downton and said.
"Tang, I am obsessed with loving Rachel, but you should know that I don't have that kind of idea!
Although your style dazzles me, Selina is the only lady you recognize, and I have nothing but respect for Lady Selina!
I don't know how the damn comics drew me. Did you have any conflicts with Lady Selina later?
Believe me, I only have respect for my wife. I am definitely not someone who likes to attack my friend's wife. That is definitely not the real me!"
At this point, Bruce was still a little nervous.
Because he actually knows what kind of person he is.
There is a distance between imagination and reality. Many men have imagined many things in their minds. This is beyond doubt and does not need to be explained.
If thinking is a crime, then everyone in the world is doomed to die.
Faced with an extremely beautiful woman, no matter who she is, I guess every man will have some imaginations.
It's just that few people take seriously the imagination that they use to entertain themselves in their spare time.
As for now...
Looking at Bruce who was trying his best to explain, Donton grinned and patted Bruce on the shoulder.
“Haha, Bruce, I know you’re not the kind of person who would steal someone else’s wife.
But I am, hahahahaha, what I like most is to steal other people’s wives!”
"It's you, you damn bastard. You even stole Bruce's wife. You must stay away from Pepper!!!"
After hearing this, Tony finally confirmed his judgment and then raised his middle finger to Donton.
On the side, Bruce realized that he was wrong.
So, didn't something unexpected happen between Donton and Selina in the future, and then he shamelessly took over?
But Selina was originally with him, but Downton took the initiative?
Thinking of this, Bruce asked Tony.
"Wait, Tony, so Lady Selina was going to marry me?"
"marry?"
Hearing this, Tony couldn't help but curl his lips, making his beard jump.
He looked at Bruce with contempt as if he was looking at a virgin, and then answered.
"You are so naive at this time, Bruce, to even talk about marriage.
But you and Catwoman didn’t get married when things were going best with you. Instead, when you were about to get married, Catwoman was tricked into running away from the marriage, haha~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tony's spirits perked up again.
As for Bruce, he paused, swallowed hard, and said.
“Well, it seems that the so-called story cannot be used as a reference to real history. At least, I didn’t know Selina before Lady Selina and Tang got together.
As for me, Rachel and I have already talked about marriage, and maybe we will get married in the first half of next year.
Although Gotham is dark now, the darkness is extremely stable. There are even many hopes that I can't see clearly emerging from the dark corners.
Although I am still dissatisfied with this Gotham, the stability of Gotham has finally made me determined to get married. "
Having said that, Bruce realized it belatedly and quickly turned around to say to Downton.
"By the way, Tang, are you willing to be my witness? Rachel admires you very much, and so do I."
"Of course I wouldn't miss that, man."
Donton smiled and patted Bruce on the shoulder, then put his arm around Bruce and spoke to Tony.
"So, Tony Stark, the famous Iron Man, do you have any other questions?"
"No need for that. I will see it myself. Whether it's a DC comic or the real Gotham, I will witness it with my own eyes."
"DC?"
Lex on the side pursed his lips and smiled at Tony.
“So when our world is presented in the works, it is called the DC Universe?”
"Yeah, what about my world? After seeing you, I'm pretty sure I'm part of a production, too. It's really depressing."
Tony shook his head and asked Lex with a wry smile.
Lex patted his arm in understanding and responded.
"Your name is Marvel, and it's the most popular comic book in our area. But you're not the most popular character. The most popular Marvel superhero is Spider-Man, an innocent kid from Queens, New York."
“Haha, you too, Lex, because the most popular characters in DC are always Superman and Batman.
And not only are you not popular enough, you are not even a superhero, but Superman's enemy, and a super villain of some fame.
But I admire your brain, man, when it comes to technology, your intelligence is even better than Batman's!
He relies more on the help of the editor, while you apply the knowledge. In some ways, we are the same kind of people!"
Tony, who regained his spirit, immediately demonstrated his excellent friendship skills as a good playboy.
Instead of being annoying like he had been in the past.
You know, Tony was also a genius that everyone loved when he was a child. It was not until Howard died that Tony gradually became unrestrained.
In addition, Tony's intelligence is indeed extraordinary, so much so that he is proud enough to look down on everyone equally.
And these guys in front of me...
Well, although Tony still couldn't help looking at everyone as if they were watching an animation, he had to admit it.
When these guys in the animation appear in reality, everyone will not be much worse than him, or even better!
And this is the best evaluation that proud Tony can give.
This is also one of the core reasons that prompted Tony to gradually let go of his pride, because he could not guarantee that he could suppress Lex and Bruce in all aspects!
On the side, watching Tony's transformation, Donton curled his lips slightly.
Because this is fucking reality.
Each of us has the right to look down on every virtual character equally, but when a virtual character appears in front of you, few people dare to truly become its enemy.
Because everyone knows how smooth the lives of those virtual characters are, and they know how dangerous it is to be the enemy of those guys.
Just like Tony now, he couldn't help but glance at Bruce.
He was really worried that Bruce would come up with a dozen professional anti-Tony plans.
As Bruce was examining Tony, he was also considering whether Tony would secretly take out a set of anti-Bruce armor...
They are all thousand-year-old fox spirits, and if they know each other well, there is no chance of playing Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio at all.
In this strange atmosphere, Clark swallowed, looked at Downton carefully, and then asked.
"Ahem, Tony, do you know who my future wife is?"
As he spoke, he glanced at Donton carefully again.
This look hurt Donton a lot, so he nudged Clark's butt with his knee in frustration. "Stop it, Clark, you really want to ask me if I've played with your future wife, right?"
"Uh, that's not what I meant. I'm just curious. Damn it, I can just buy the comics and read them myself!"
Clark blushed a little, the blush of having his little thoughts exposed.
While Clark blushed, Tony waved his hand dismissively and laughed.
"Don't worry, Mr. Superman, or Mr. Clark.
After all, anime works are just works. Even if those things really created our background and personality, they cannot stop us from moving forward in our own way.
Also, although I don’t know what Marvel comics are like, I can tell you responsibly that DC comics are really messy and there are too many versions!
There are countless personal issues, jumbled narratives and overlapping and conflicting storylines all over the place.
In this messed up publication, every single one of you has had sex with almost every fucking named woman.
In other words, every woman with a name has slept with almost every one of you!
If you only read comics, then you are all fucking promiscuous sons of bitches.
But whether we respect marriage or not, only we ourselves know.
So forget the heck, and let me treat you to the most Iron Man-approved burger king in Marvel Universe New York.
Since I'm treating you to dinner, can you please help me and stop that shameless bastard Tang from having any thoughts about my lover's ass? "
"no problem!"
On the side, Clark, blushing more and more, nodded quickly.
He was truly a virgin, and now he was almost bent over by the words like promiscuity that Tony had uttered.
Moreover, every named female character has slept with every one of them, and Lady Selina...
Fake!
How could I think of such a shameless thing!
Clark wanted to slap himself, and his eyes became more evasive when he looked at Downton.
On the side, noticing this look, Donton kicked Clark's butt again in annoyance.
“You’re definitely not thinking of anything good, haha.
But that doesn’t matter, because every beautiful woman has been played with many times in the imagination and dreams of many people.
If you can't even stand this, then I would have to castrate all the men in the world and still wouldn't be at peace, because there are more cute little people who are good at intention in the damn other world.
But no matter what, it is enough for us to know who is with us in reality.
Let’s go and follow Tony to make a living~”
Having said that, Downton took Clark and Tony in his arms and strode away from the 82nd floor where the laboratory was located.
Behind him, Bruce also restored the armor to the appearance of an ordinary suit.
When everyone walked out of the elevator and came to the lobby of Stark Group, they immediately attracted the attention and curiosity of the reception staff.
Amid countless curious gazes, everyone got into Tony's stretched Hummer and headed towards Brooklyn.
Noticing the direction he and the others were heading, Clark asked curiously.
“Brooklyn, wow, what an impressive place.
Tony, I heard from Don that there has been an invasion by the Chitauri here, so has Captain America also revived from the ice?"
"Of course, the old bastard did wake up, and put on his ridiculous old battle suit.
By the way, Tang, I learned the term "laobancai" after I met you, a bastard, and crammed on Eastern culture.
The guy who taught me this word is really vicious, but it should be very suitable for my current context, what do you think, Batman, Superman, and Lex? "
Having said that, Tony took out the drinks and filled everyone's glasses.
At the same time, in the driver's seat in front, Happy couldn't help but be slightly stunned, then turned back to add a sentence.
"Wait, Tony, who did you say they were?
Batman?
Superman?
And what the hell is Lex?
Are you guys cosplaying?"
As soon as Happy finished speaking, everyone looked at each other, and Donton laughed so hard that he almost spilled some of his wine.
“As expected of you, Happy, the only unqualified driver, bodyguard, and top-level receiver who can keep up with Tony’s thinking.
You said exactly the same thing Tony said before!"
As Donton spoke, he snatched the wine from Tony's hand and filled his own glass.
Looking at Donton pouring the wine, Tony frowned and asked.
"Happy is indeed not qualified to be a driver and bodyguard, but what about the taker? Who did he take over?"
"You don't know him, and it has nothing to do with you. Don't worry, Happy is still very loyal. He didn't marry your still young wife after your death, and he didn't beat your daughter who was less than ten years old."
Donton answered with a smile and then drank the red wine in one gulp.
After tasting the flavor, Donton shook his head.
"I still prefer sweet wine. Although the red wine here is not astringent at all, it is not sweet enough."
“Shit, if you like sweet drinks, why don’t you go get some rum and coke!
My wine is not for you to drink, bastard!"
Tony gave Donton the middle finger, and then was stunned for a moment.
After a moment of silence, he continued to ask Donton with a look of shock on his face.
"Wait, that's not right, what did you just mean, are you saying that I died, and died very early?
When I died, my wife was still very young and my daughter was less than ten years old, so I have a daughter, right? I must love her very much, right? Am I a better father than my father, Tang! "
"Oh?"
Hearing this, Tang Dun was slightly stunned.
"You even want to compare being a father with your own father, instead of asking how you died?"
"Of course, after all, I guess the story of my death definitely doesn't include a bastard like you coming over to spank my lover!
So, neither you nor I can use our stories as references. They have already been changed, by you, and by you, a bunch of bastards who have crossed the world!"
At this point, Tony raised two middle fingers in annoyance, then turned around and said to Happy, who looked curious and a little like a fool.
“By the way, Happy, I haven’t introduced them to you yet.
First of all, I am not crazy and you did not hear it wrong, but these guys are really from the DC Universe!
They are the famous Batman and Superman, as well as Lex Luthor and... the inexplicable Downton!
You know me, Happy, how could I lie to you...Fuck?!!!"
Stab it! ! !
boom! ! !
After a sudden brake, their stretched Hummer crashed hard into the Chevrolet in front.
After everyone staggered along with the car, Tony immediately hit Happy's shoulder in annoyance.
"You really are not a qualified driver, Happy!"
(End of this chapter)
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