Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 153: The Monkey God is activated, the Journey to the West team, the monkeys have become human
"what?"

"I was actually assigned a monkey in this game?"

Of course Ye Tian also recognized the ID used by Doinb.

In the eyes of others, Doinb, who was demoted to LSPL after the split between the midfielder and jungler, and finally returned to the LPL Super League after JD.com bought the QG team's quota and changed its name to JDG, is just a sidewalk horse and is not worth remembering at all.

Ye Tian had a deep impression of the founder of Mayan civilization.

Ye Tian even knew clearly that Doinb sent Tang Xiaoyou to scout the way first, and then ran over from South Korea to join the RW team after confirming that there were no major problems.

After all, it is a bit far-fetched to judge the gift lottery as the crime of opening a casino. Not to mention that Doinb is not making much profit now. Even if there are incidents in the future where the amount of money involved is huge and more serious situations are involved, they can be resolved by paying fines. Unless the big guys above give the order to make a judgment, it is not necessary to arrest a foreigner for such a small matter.

In addition, Doinb was originally one of the three major trolls in the Korean server and had conflicts with Faker in his early years, which made it difficult for him to find a job in the LCK region. In order to make money, he had to come to the LPL.

The name of the bottom laner is qweqwascxxzsdxz, who is none other than JackeyLove, the talented AD player who topped the Korean server with his unique Draven skill a few months ago.

The support is Meiko.

One is water, the other is white lotus, they complement each other.

The jungler's name is a string of Korean characters, and I can't tell who he is. He's probably just an ordinary King of Glory.

"Since it's the monkey's turn, let's play with the monkey."

"Ape God, activate!"

Ye Tian used a joke that no one knew yet.

The skin uses Samadhi True Fire, also commonly known as Fire Monkey, and is the best feeling skin currently available for purchase.

While waiting for the selection of players for other positions, Ye Tian made another divination.

The hexagram is number thirteen, Tongren.

"Together in the wild is auspicious; the wild refers to the wilderness and the countryside. It is auspicious to cross a large river and it is auspicious for a gentleman to be steadfast. In other words, our team will be more harmonious in this game, and the result will be good, so we will definitely win this game."

Ye Tian interpreted the meaning: "Let's take a look at the heroes used by teammates. The jungler is the second junior brother... No, Sejuani should be the second junior sister, the mid laner is Fizz, and the third junior brother is here too. If there is a support Dharma, wouldn't it be a Journey to the West combination?"

【Dharma?】

【Nest, Farm! 】

[Something is wrong with the anchor]

[Brother Tian, ​​do you also play King of Glory? If you have time, let’s play together. I’ll be Meng Tian and you’ll be Daji.]

[I bought a cake today, but the clerk didn’t give me a fork. Can the anchor send a fork to me?]

"What do you mean there's something wrong with me? It's you who are wrong!"

The more Ye Tian read the comments, the more strange they felt. He quickly brought the topic back to the game: "Hey? Did Tian Ye hear me? There really is a support Bodhidharma. Since he is Tang Seng, I am the eldest brother, the jungler is the second sister, and the mid laner is the third brother, then what is JackeyLove's identity?"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[You want to be ridden, right? ]

[Meiko is getting better too, now she has a mount]

[How dare you kill my horse?]

The audience made some jokes.

JackeyLove may have considered that Dharma's support was not particularly reliable, so he took out the end of the single-row AD - EZ on the fifth floor. The hero on Ye Tian's side was a combination of Monkey + Pig + Fish + Monk Journey to the West, with a little yellow-haired boy.

The opponent has a Shen in the top lane, a Kha'Zix in the jungle, a Twisted Fate in the mid lane, and a Night Hunter Vayne + Fallen Angel Morgana in the bottom lane.

The lineups of both sides are quite abstract.

Entering the loading interface, the audience recognized the ID of the other party.

Shen is the top laner ADD of the MVP team. His win rate using Shen has been very high recently, and he is somewhat known as the best Shen in the Korean server.

Mantis is YM's little angel.

The card is Da Sima.

Vayne is the LWX of NB team.

The support is a passerby.

What’s even more interesting is that as soon as Ye Tian entered the Summoner’s Rift, the system popped up two prompts, providing Ye Tian with two pieces of [Mozi Mechanism] fragments.

Is it so early?
Ye Tian was a little puzzled.

If you think about it carefully, it's understandable.

The current RNG is no longer the one that inherited the old royal honor in the original timeline, fought with SKT until the fifth game and lost, and was regarded as the first ray of hope for the region after the two dark periods of S5 and S6; instead, it is a rat crossing the street that was stripped of its underwear by Ye Tian, ​​and is being chased by everyone, and its sponsors are all cutting their ties. It may soon become a deadbeat team.

Mo Zi, a former member of the RNG wives group, had very good reasons to start the transfer of wives first.

Now that all three fragments are in hand.

Then let’s synthesize it.

Ye Tian was also curious about the properties of Mozi's mechanism.

With the [Synthesis] option activated, the three fragments merged together to become the complete [Mozi Jihua Dao] title.

[Mozi's Mechanical Path]: Get the chance to explore Mozi's Mechanical Path and unlock hidden trails.

"Um??!"

Ye Tian frowned.

It's not too surprising, but still a little weird.

According to the fact that LWX is so smart that he can deliver a weapon thousands of miles away, Ye Tian should not need any title if he wants to explore Mozi's mechanism, and it is probably useless to take safety measures.

But, forget it...

Really boring.

Let's put this title aside for now and re-iterate it with the others later.

Since the battle was against Shen, Ye Tian changed his cornerstone talent to the less popular War Fervor. Compared with the regular Thunder Monkey, War Fervor has higher sustained output ability and is suitable for head-on confrontation with heroes like Shen who have poor early-stage combat ability.

The summoner's skills include flash + ignite, highlighting ferocity.

Buy Doran's Blade + Red Potion at level 1. In the case of a hard fight, Doran's Blade is half a level stronger than Doran's Shield, further widening the gap between the two heroes.

Guard the wild area at the beginning.

Neither side had any idea of ​​assembling an invasion.

The reason why Ye Tian did not invade was very simple - the combination of Monkey, Pig, Fish and Monk Journey to the West was a prank coordinated by the other people. If the first level group collapsed, there would be no way to save them.

The opposing Da Sima's personal strength is average, and it is said that he bought a master account. The Mantis used by Xiaotian and the Vayne used by LWX are not suitable for fighting at level 1. The team also lacks a front row. Even if Morgana can hit people with Q, it will be difficult to participate in subsequent team battles.

Following the melee soldier to the line, Ye Tian first took a look at Shen's equipment.

well.

It's Doran's Shield.

Fervor of War + Doran's Blade + Ignite is two levels of power higher than Undying + Doran's Shield + Teleport. Even though Monkey King is relatively weak in the current version, he can still suppress Shen with this.

“Tian is so fierce!”

ADD, the top laner of the MVP team who was on vacation and went home, saw Ye Tian's match and sighed. Then he became confident: "But it's useless for you to be so fierce. I won't fight you head-on. What does Shen fight? It's pulling!"

It’s not that ADD can’t recognize the gap in strength between him and Ye Tian.

In fact, the top laner has the worst linkage with other positions and is closer to the Solo position. Hero restraint is not absolute. It mainly depends on the ID. The difference between strong and weak players is very obvious.

If you can fight, you can fight.

If you can't beat it, you can't beat it.

Comparing personal abilities, ADD admitted that he was only slightly better than Huni, and not as good as Khan and CuVee in the autumn period. He was far from qualified to be compared with Ye Tian, ​​who treated Khan, CuVee and Huni like pigs.

but.

Is there any need to compare Shen vs. Monkey King?

Just consume it slowly!

What's more important is that compared to other top laners, ADD has a perfect understanding of heroes because he is in the MVP team that loves to perform acrobatics the most. He knows that Monkey King uses the E skill to trick Shen into opening the magic shield, so he used a very essential step-back trick when they first met.

——Pretend to make a last hit, then immediately step back to avoid the damage from Monkey King’s E skill.

When Monkey King did not have the E skill, ADD controlled Shen to use W [Tactical Sweep], slowing down Monkey King with the outer circle, and then went up and attacked Monkey King with the Grasp of the Undying.

Monkey King has an attack speed bonus from E, and can raise his hand faster than Shen, but since Shen triggers the physical shield, Monkey King can only use a basic attack to exchange for WA+Immortality, and lose more than 100 HP.

【Good job ADD! 】

[As expected of the MVP team's big shot, he actually got the upper hand over Tian]

[Be careful, Tian is carrying a trigger, don't give him a chance]

[We must punish him in a match, let him see the strength of our Korean Mingguo top laner. We are not just Huni, CuVee, and Khan.]

[Come on ADD, if you beat Tian I will give you a gift]

The viewers of South Korea's AfreecaTV were extremely excited when they saw ADD reduce Ye Tian's health right at the start. Many newcomers kept joining in and clicked to follow the live broadcast room.

"That's a must!"

"I'm not a vegetarian with ADD!"

ADD's popularity has always been average. Seeing the data rising, he was very excited: "Monkey King E comes up again. We don't attack him, but use W to consume him. Since we have the upper hand, we will keep making money by trading skills. There is also extra health recovery when the W outer circle hits. Even if the opponent is Tian, ​​he can't break this deadlock."

In the game.

Monkey King’s health is only over 400, while Shen’s health is close to 600, with a gap of more than 170 points between the two sides.

In ADD's opinion, let alone the opponent is just a monkey, even if the legendary Monkey King from South Korea is invited down, he will be helpless in this game. What?
Is the Monkey King from China?

joke!

The Monkey King must be from Korea. We in the Great Korean Underworld have clear evidence - the Monkey King used a stick!

"Let's wait until level 2 to kill the Blue Steel Shadow."

Ye Tian explained as he moved around: "Shan Steel Shadow has more HP than us, and he still has three seconds to refresh his passive shield. He will most likely click Q at level 2. If he clicks Q, we'll have a chance to kill him... But you just need to learn how to use E to exchange for Shen's magic shield. Unless you can calculate the damage accurately, don't sell HP like the anchor. You need to be at least a Zone 1 Master or Diamond 1 Specialist to play like this."

Ye Tian will not teach other top lane heroes in such detail.

They basically don't teach real things that can be used to get high scores, and they may even deliberately set traps to mislead.

Before the rework, Monkey King had almost no chance of appearing on the field, and even rarely appeared in the Ranks. He was a pure hero of faith, and teaching had no impact on anything.

Kill the first melee soldier in the second wave and upgrade to level 2.

Ye Tian first gave Shen a chance to use W. When Shen raised his W hand, he pressed E [Cloud Assault] to rush to Shen's side. He used normal attack + S and paused to let Shen's normal attack trigger the magic shield.

After taking a hard hit, launch a normal attack!

Q【Crushing Strike】!
EAQ stacks six layers of War Fervor, gains 30% attack speed, and breaks 10% of Yasuo's armor. During Yasuo's AQ, Ye Tian attacks one more time to keep the distance and prevent Yasuo from being kicked by the second stage of Q [Precision Etiquette] that has been transformed.

Take red potion to restore blood
A soldiers push the line and seize the experience advantage.

Even though ADD was tricked into the inner circle by Ye Tian's E + had a magic shield and attacked one more time, he still had a lead of nearly 100 points in health. He was unwilling to be pushed around like that, so he waited for Ye Tian's [War Enthusiasm] blessing to disappear, then walked up and used AQ to exchange another wave of blood with Ye Tian.

"Sure enough, it's here."

Ye Tian said in an expected tone: "Kill him this time!"

Basic attack!

Q【Crushing Strike】!
Basic attack!

After three AQA attacks, Ye Tian pretended that he was not his opponent. He took the initiative to distance himself and took one more normal attack from Shen, using a tactic of retreating to advance.

While waiting for Shen's W [Tactical Sweep] to be charged, Ye Tian caught the moment when [Tactical Sweep] was about to trigger the damage, used flash to come to Shen's side, swung the fiery red iron rod burning with flames in his hand, and ignited Shen!
ADD was startled and immediately ran back.

But Ye Tian still has an E in his hand.

[Cloud Assault] Get close to Qing Gangying, with a 30% increase in attack speed, and attack Qing Gangying twice with full stacks of War Fervor! -
75!
-
75!

In addition to the two blood-red damage numbers, there is also a floating white -18!

When the last -18 floated out from Shen's body, the health bar above Shen's head was burned out, and he died on the road half a step away from the defense tower.

First Blood! !
【Awesome】

【Kill if you say so】

[Brother Tian always kills when he says so. Is the world's top laner kidding you? 】

[No. 1? Unique! ]

[With such a huge health advantage, there's no need to calculate, just fight and you'll win]

[The health advantage is big because Shen knows he can't win, so he doesn't dare to fight back. If Shen can win, Monkey King would be courting death if he goes like this]

[Yes, I also like to play Monkey King, but Tian Ge plays Monkey King, while I play Horse. I can’t beat any hero I meet.]

the other side.

ADD looked at the black and white picture, feeling dazed.

We had a huge advantage just now, how come in the blink of an eye, such a big Shen was gone?

Can anyone tell me what happened?!
【Ashiba, waste! 】

【It is really useless】

[I thought you were quite good, but I didn't expect you to be so bad]

[What level can a top laner with 6 wins and 12 losses in the regular season have? Don’t overestimate him.]

【Unfollow】

[Brothers, let's go see others, this one is useless]

Accompanied by barrage.

The popularity of ADD's live broadcast room, which had just risen, quickly fell back, and the followers were cancelled one after another, leaving more than a dozen fewer followers than before Ye Tian's turn, making ADD's expression even more confused.

Not only that.

As soon as the kill happened in the top lane, Doinb killed Da Sima in the middle lane.

As a Katarina expert, Doinb in the S7-S8 season was not the kind of functional player he would become in the future, especially when he was picking on the weak player Da Sima and beating him hard.

After taking the head.

Doinb bought shoes + Dark Seal, sent the minions into the tower, and walked towards the top lane along the jungle area.

After ADD was resurrected, he teleported the soldiers. He originally wanted to control the line of soldiers while Ye Tian was not in good condition, so that he could overtake Ye Tian in experience. However, his E [Hook - Wall Return] that was upgraded to level 3 only kicked Monkey King's clone, and was cut off by Doinb from behind!

Even worse.

Doinb worked hard to come up and help Ye Tian to severely damage Shen. He immediately put away the trident and typed quickly in the teammate channel.

——tian ge ni chi
【Good guy】

[You were pretending to be with Brother Tian before, but now you are licking him? ]

[Dare to pretend? You were scared back to Korea by Brother Tian’s words. If you dare to pretend again, Brother Tian will definitely find out something.]

[The three major trolls in Korean server and the four major trolls in Chinese server are all weak, only Tian Ge’s trolls are the best]

[To be honest, Brother Tian doesn't criticize anyone. Regardless of the marketing of Bath Dog and his friends, or the foolishness of Coward, or Sun Yeyou, the Black Light Sword Master who never achieved any results, these are all true stories.]

[Lies will never hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife]

[What about the factory manager's scavenging jungler? 】

[Every word is eight strokes, the trash Mingkai who is in the quarterfinals every year, is there something wrong with saying that he is a scavenger jungler? If it weren't for Brother Tian, ​​wouldn't the trash Mingkai have made it to the quarterfinals twice this year? ]

[Hahahaha, the two quarterfinalists are too fucking good]

"Yo?"

“The monkey has learned human nature?”

Ye Tian was a little surprised: "Since Monkey King is so sincere in giving up, I will take this kill... and help me clear the lane? Okay, then we will let him go for now, and what we will do in the future depends on his performance."

Doinb is disgusting.

At this point, it’s not time to die.

Considering that Doinb and A Guang will become teammates, as well as this year's Intercontinental Championship, and the fact that Doinb has been so sensible after returning to LPL, Ye Tian no longer cares about it.

Since he has been warned before, I believe Doinb will not dare to use the lottery to cheat money again.

Play again.

I really have to go in and sing Tears Behind Bars.

...

"Brother Tian said that I understand human nature?"

Doinb's expression darkened slightly, and then immediately turned into a bright smile: "Yes, yes, yes, I understand human nature the most! From now on, I will follow Brother Tian's lead. If Brother Tian tells me to go east, I will definitely not go west. If Brother Tian tells me to catch a dog, I will definitely not chase a chicken!"

[Catch the dog? Catch UZI, right? ]

[Are you turning your back on your old teammates? 】

【Pure fence-sitter】

[Before, I said I felt sorry for UZI. Even though UZI didn’t make any contributions, he still worked hard. Has it changed now? ]

"Maya!"

“It’s not the anchor who has changed, it’s UZI who has changed!”

Doinb said repeatedly: "When he was in QG, UZI didn't speak up for the anchor, causing the anchor to be demoted to LSPL. The anchor still remembers the kindness of his old teammate. That's good enough, right? But look at how UZI played this year. He is really a disgrace to professional players. The anchor always stands for the right, not the relatives!"

"What Tian Ge said was always right. The anchor didn't see UZI's true face before. Fortunately, Tian Ge reminded the anchor and he realized that UZI was just a shower dog. Eight hundred kilograms of a 1,000-kilogram bull is bullshit."

"The anchor wants to thank Brother Tian. It was Brother Tian who helped the anchor to turn back to the right path. Now the anchor will go and give Brother Tian a super rocket!"

...

"Me!"

"Doinb you are trash! Trash!!"

After UZI was forced to shut down his broadcast by Ye Tian, ​​he has been paying attention to Ye Tian's movements.

Seeing that Ye Tian was matched with Doinb, and also did a "monkey play" that was obviously aimed at Doinb. UZI was waiting for Ye Tian to collapse in the laning phase, and then be attacked by Doinb's Fizz, WQ and various other kills.

Unthinkable.

Not only did Doinb not retaliate, he even started to lick the enemy's boots, and even said that he was a disgrace to professional players!

What a waste!

Koreans are Koreans after all, and their national bad habits cannot be changed.

To fight against Ye Tian, ​​we must team up with LPL local players. All the Koreans are untrustworthy! Untrustworthy!

Where are the water army companies? Keep your eyes on that damn Korean Doinb and start blasting him!!

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(End of this chapter)