Occupation? I won’t even hit a dog!

Chapter 152: Beat the bathing dog and take it to take a bath!

The red BUFF provides additional true damage + deceleration, making the Captain's already explosive damage even more explosive. What's even more terrifying is the blue BUFF, which allows the Captain, who has relatively high blue consumption, to use skills without restraint.

When the Captain does not have double buffs, Thunder Bear returns to the city to buy a small cloth armor, and can also exchange two blood for one blue of the Captain.

The Captain has double BUFFs, and Thunder Bear still wants to exchange blood for mana?

joke.

The captain has infinite blue!
"Let's calculate whether Poppy will catch the top lane within three points."

Ye Tian opened the outer hexagram again and turned it around.

What comes out is the shoe hanging.

"If you walk on the tail of a tiger and it doesn't bite you, it's a blessing."

"The main hexagram is Dui, the hexagram symbol is Ze, and the Yang number is Lu; the guest hexagram is Qian, the hexagram symbol is Tian, ​​and the Yang number is Qi."

Ye Tian interpreted: "In fact, according to the first sentence, everyone can see that - stepping on the tiger's tail, the tiger does not bite, which means everything will go well; as long as we are more cautious in the top lane, Poppy will not come to the top lane to catch me... Then we will keep a powder keg to deal with it and consume it slowly."

[Hey guys, here we go again]

【Bringing out the things of our ancestors】

[Ancestor: Oh, no matter how it is used, just pass it on]

[Is it useful to use this to calculate DNF enhancement? 】

[The above is not recommended for enhancement, you may not have enough life]

[I heard that the host is very good at Taoism. Do you want to compete with me? I practice martial arts and use the most powerful weapon - the gun, the specific model is Barrett]

[Have you ever heard that ballistics is also Tao, and shooting is also a method?]

[Tao follows nature = automatic ballistic gun technique + gunpowder combustion? ]

The barrage was full of memes.

The atmosphere in Nengwang C's live broadcast room was completely different.

what?
Why is it Neng Wang?

Because all four legs of the bear king were broken by Ye Tian.

[Why did the anchor just take the beating and not fight back?]

[Not talking, pretending to be an expert? ]

[I think King Neng has become arrogant and ignores his fans]

[Huni was beaten into a painful mask by Tian Ge, and Neng Wang was also beaten into a painful mask by Tian Ge, which means Neng Wang = Huni = world runner-up]

[To be honest, Nou-Oh played well, quite impressive. Don't be too strict with the comments. If your intelligence is so low, you really can't play so well.]

[After watching Neng Wang’s live broadcast, I decided to buy a captain]

"what!"

"It hurts!"

Neng Wang C was robbed again, holding the green headset with both hands and yelling: "I wanted to have a good fight with Brother Tian in this game, but Brother Tian got two kills at the beginning. How can I play this game? The person in this world who can withstand Brother Tian's two kills at the beginning has not been born yet."

Before the rework, Thunder Bear did not have any long-range consumption means, and the only way to fight it was to use Q [Rolling Thunder] to forcibly hold the target hero behind you.

The operation is extremely simple.

So it's very strong.

If both sides are at full health and fighting face to face, even if the Captain places the gunpowder barrel first and has an equipment advantage of Radiance, Doran's Shield + Cloth Armor, he is still no match for the Thunder Bear.

but.

When the Thunder Bear's health was consumed by about half, it did not dare to rush up to find the captain and became a sandbag without any ability to fight back.

Poppy was tricked by Ye Tian and originally wanted to take revenge, so she wanted to take back the double buffs from Ye Tian.

I switched the screen to see the gap in the top lane and decisively suppressed this thought.

Seeing that Poppy was not coming, King Neng C knew that if he took two more shots and returned to the city, he would lose a large wave of soldiers. He decided to fight to the death with Ye Tian. At the moment when the soldiers entered the tower and the Captain raised his gun to shoot, he used Q [Rolling Thunder], flashed close to the distance with the Captain and used E [Supreme Roar] to form a control chain, intending to carry the Captain back to the tower and use the damage of the defense tower to fight 2v1.

In the opinion of Neng Wang C, it would be best if Ye Tian could be killed in this wave, but it doesn’t matter if Ye Tian cannot be killed. As long as flash and flash are exchanged, space can be created for teammates to target the top lane.

Not a bad idea.

The speed of attack is also very fast.

However, the casting range of Captain's Q [Gunfire Negotiation] is 625 yards, and the flash is only 450 yards, of which 175 yards is not enough for Thunder Bear to attack directly from his back, so E must be used to connect.

This gave Ye Tian time to prepare.

To prepare for the response, Ye Tian first right-clicked on Thunder Bear with his mouse.

The fire knife swept past.

The raging flames bring up the true damage numbers.

Eat the orange in advance, and release the knockback control the moment you are touched by the Thunder Bear's claws. During the forced displacement, restore the ability to use flash and fall back to the starting point.

King C thought he had carried Ye Tian back, but there was no Bucket A.

Ye Tian A!
bang——

Powder barrels exploded.

Ignore 40% armor, add 60 extra damage, and refresh the Captain's [Fire Trial] passive!
The Fiery Sword Technique strikes again with furious force!

QA Barrel A adds two stackable fire knife damages, which, combined with the immortal damage and red BUFF burning, reduces the health of the Thunder Bear to an extremely low level. The Q [Gunfire Negotiation] that has just cooled down is shot out, clearing the health bar of the Thunder Bear on the spot and completing a single kill.

Rampage!

"It collapsed, it collapsed, it collapsed."

“It’s completely broken.”

Neng Wang C usually doesn't talk much, but at this moment he couldn't help but say: "No, there is still a big gap between me and Brother Tian. Brother Tian calculated my operation clearly, but I didn't calculate Brother Tian's operation. Even if there is no head difference at the beginning, there is no way to win."

no doubt.

Neng Wang C sends all the attacks in one go.

The laning phase in top lane is completely over.

Ye Tian had four kills and 21 more last hits than King C. In less than five minutes, the economic gap between them reached more than yuan.

When the game time reached eight minutes, King C had worked hard to upgrade the cloth armor shoes, and Ye Tian already had the power of three phases!

The Thunder Bear's health was reduced by one third after being hit by the barrel!

more importantly.

Ye Tian had such a huge advantage that he didn't need to use his teleport. After destroying the outer tower in the top lane, he returned to the city to upgrade his CD shoes and flew to the true eye in the bottom lane!
At this moment.

UZI gradually stabilized the situation in the bottom lane.

It must be admitted that UZI always gets lost in team fights and often appears in unreasonable positions, which has ruined a good situation that could have led to victory more than once, but his laning strength is indeed good.

The gap between us and Bang in S6 was mainly reflected in team battles, and we did not fall behind in the confrontation.

Although Iboy is the newly crowned champion AD, he is still not as good as the then-peaked Bang when it comes to laning; plus, Xia's reach is relatively short, and her own confrontational strength is not too high. After the Dawn Goddess's double skills are turned on, the threat she poses is sufficient, and Iboy becomes relatively passive.

but.

When Ye Tian rushed over, the situation was completely different.

As a player who has been clinging to Ye Tian since the summer season and believes that "top lane is the boss", Iboy knows very well how to cooperate. He first pretends to be unable to win and lets UZI chase him and shoot him twice, then he moves into UZI's [Fatal Brilliance] and is imprisoned for 1.5 seconds.

When the Dawn Goddess rushed towards him and Jhin also came up to deal damage, a gunpowder barrel suddenly appeared under Jhin's feet!
boom--

There was an explosion.

With the power of the three phases and the blessing of the prior "storage light", a blood-red 449 appeared on Jhin's head, causing Jhin, who originally had only two-thirds of his health left, to fall into a near-death state!
"Oh my god!"

"Captain is squatting on me?!"

UZI screamed, gave up his flash and healing, and crawled back.

But can you run away?
Ye Tian teleported to the bottom lane and stayed there for so long, wouldn't it be funny if he let a cripple run away?

"Take a bath in a cannonball!"

Along with the Captain's call, R [Cannon Barrage] fell from the sky, covering most of the bottom lane, perfectly blocking UZI's escape path.

Ye Tian avoided the interception of the Dawn Goddess, waited for the skill CD, and fired the next Q [Gunfire Negotiation].

Bang—the lead bullet hit the back of Jhin’s head, killing him!

Turn around.

Cut the dawn.

Wind Girl's Q [Hurricane] interrupted Dawn Goddess's E, and Iboy also used [Hook] to imprison her. Even if Dawn Goddess used flash, she could not escape and died in Ye Tian's next barrel explosion + fire knife combo.

Dominating!

"Hey……"

"I……"

UZI’s red little face puffed up, as if he had practiced some secret martial arts. He seemed to want to curse something but didn’t know what to say. Thousands of words were transformed into one sentence... NICE.

"NICE!"

"NICE!"

UZI called out three times in a row, but still couldn't ease his mood, so he simply typed NICE in the chat box.

【Okay okay】

【Tian Ge came and killed alone】

[He was fooled as soon as he was seduced. He was fooled as soon as he was seduced. Is this Takuma a human being? 】

[God's mentality, God's positioning, God's flash bath]

[I have a big move but I don’t use it. I chase after Xia. Look at me and laugh.]

"This game is really not my fault. I can't play with my brothers."

UZI looked at the comments and his face turned even redder: "Brothers who have watched from the beginning to now know that it's not that I don't play seriously, it's that I really can't play. It's over, it's over, don't even think about winning this game... Don't even think about winning, you're disgusting me here!"

God’s ability to withstand pressure

[Is this the legendary professional player? ]

[Can’t play = I gave it away]

【Real dishes】

[It's hard to hold on, God only plays with a big tailwind]

[God has remained the same for many years, and has never changed his species]

[It’s always this sentence, it’s really not me]

[This B's mentality is that he is flattered. He feels that everyone, including the opponent, must play according to his wishes. If they don't follow his wishes, it won't work.]

[Before Brother Tian exposed him, he was barely acting like a human being, but after Brother Tian exposed him, he was completely a nobody]

[I really don’t know what to brag about as the two runners-up in the Civil War. It all depends on the years and history books.]

[Back then, the entire internet was criticizing Royal Club for crashing its plane. I felt that it was a bit too much to say that to the hero who got the runner-up. After Brother Tian said that, I realized that the runner-up must have gone to LPL. Bath Dog simply defeated his own team to show his filial piety to his Korean father]

[Red, red, silent, it is indeed Rambo]

[I seldom watch live broadcasts, so I didn’t know his live broadcast quality was so low. I only knew that he often went silent and started to lose heat in the last round. I also want to ask, do other people have similar moments of breaking defense during live broadcasts?]

[I've seen many players' live broadcasts. When their teammates give up too much, they just say something verbally, but it's still fun. Bathing Dog is like the young master in the random rankings. He just sprays and gives up. If you don't make him feel comfortable, don't play. He does whatever is disgusting.]

The tempo completely took off.

"Is the Bathing Dog going to the middle lane to steal the minion line again?"

Ye Tian observed the situation and found it very interesting: "Brothers, let's do another hexagram to see if we can catch the bathing dog in the middle... The good one is out - Xiang says: Thunder and lightning, chewing, the ancient king used the law of punishing the red with clarity; the so-called chewing means chewing, and the hexagram is a yang line sandwiched between the upper and lower jaws. We have to bite it to pieces and remove the obstacles to be successful."

talking.

Ye Tian bought a serrated dagger to further increase his damage.

Go to the middle.

UZI entered an overheated state, his brain clarity was almost zero, and all his energy was used to compete with Ximen Yeshuo's Fizz for soldiers. When he saw the gunpowder barrel appear under his feet, it was too late!
The little fishman used the pole to vault away and easily avoided Ye Tian's attack.

UZI has no way to escape.

After being slowed down, he was hit by Lissandra's EW Imprisonment + Q [Ice Fragments] combo and was shot dead by Ye Tian.

This time.

UZI's entire face turned purple.

Can't say a word.

He squinted his eyes, frowned, pursed his lips, nodded and frantically sent question marks to his teammates.

【abstract】

[I don’t know who to send this question mark to]

[You grabbed the mid lane soldier line, lost your life, and then sent a question mark to the mid lane, you are really amazing]

【It's simply against the will of heaven】

【The plague has broken out】

[This look is not Rambo at all, it looks exactly like Tam]

[Other professional players have a good attitude when playing Rank, but Bath Dog keeps finding faults with others, but ends up being the biggest war criminal]

This is not over yet.

Four minutes later, Ye Tian and his teammates advanced from the middle lane, summoning the Rift Herald to knock down the red team's middle lane outer tower. When they continued to hit the second tower, UZI inexplicably walked into the collision path of the Rift Herald.

"The bath dog is here again!"

"Hey? Why did I say again?"

Ye Tian joked, but it did not affect his operating speed at all. He upgraded the [Cannon Barrage] with true damage in the center and pressed the two gunpowder barrels under UZI's feet, and coordinated with the control of the Rift Herald's charge and Xayah's [Barred Hook] imprisonment + Janna's [Hurricane Howling] to blow away, and once again sent UZI back to the fountain to take a bath, without even giving him a chance to use his flash!
the other side.

UZI looked at the screen full of condemnations that more than a dozen room managers couldn't block, whimpered twice, and disconnected the live stream on the spot, leaving the entire live broadcast room with a black screen.

This time.

In addition to the loyal GSL, most of the audience went to Ye Tian’s live broadcast room, making the number of viewers for Ye Tian’s debut reach a new high.

[Brother Tian, ​​you knocked the bathing dog off the air]

[Too violent hahaha]

【The program effect is full】

[It has to be Brother Tian, ​​no one else can have this feeling when broadcasting live]

[Today, we exposed a bald man, and today we exposed a dog taking a bath. Who will we punish next? 】

"What do you mean by sanctioning someone? The anchor is a gentle, kind, respectful, frugal and modest person. Not only do I not offend others unless they offend me, but if others offend me, I will also try my best to endure it and will not easily conflict with others... unless I can't help it."

Ye Tian said seriously: "The Bathing Dog is not guarding the tower, and the Bear King and Simon are not guarding either. We can just push in from the middle lane."

We won the first placement match easily and happily.

Ye Tian entered the queue for the second round.

While waiting, five red envelopes with a value of 10,000 yuan each were drawn using a password, which ignited the enthusiasm of all the audience.

...

"Five hundred thousand people, holy shit, that's awesome!"

"Five hundred thousand real people!"

In the operations department of Dousha TV, a group of employees saw such an exaggerated real number of people from the backstage, and the whole office was boiling with excitement.

Compared with the previous peak number of 22.5 of a certain baboon, Ye Tian’s number was more than doubled in just his debut, which shows that he has a huge lead in size.

Think about it too.

A certain baboon was just a runner-up in the plane crash competition. He only achieved a high enough popularity thanks to the show effect, and his performance in the competition did not help him much.

Ye Tian, ​​the champion of the generation level, has attracted the attention of the entire LPL region and even the audiences all over the world!

"Hey, that's interesting."

"Brother Tian is playing against Doinb in the second match."

A female operator with a princess-cut hairstyle recognized the ID: "Doinb was scared by Tian Ge's words and ran back to Korea. He only came back secretly a few days ago. Do you think Tian Ge knew about this?"

(End of this chapter)