I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Ding~
"Hey bro."

It's a girl.

Lin Feng: "What's wrong, sister? Is there any problem?"

Girl: "I want to consult about emotional issues."

Lin Feng slurped a mouthful of noodles and said, "You tell me."

Girl: "I had a fight with my boyfriend a while ago. It was pretty fierce. We've been together for about three years. We had a fight a while ago, but I didn't fight back."

Lin Feng laughed when he heard it: "If you didn't fight back after being hit, then you were beaten."

Girl: “But I called the police.”

Lin Feng waved his hand and said, “Whether you call the police or not, you were beaten up, and that’s not called a fight. I have to make this clear to you first.

fight,

It's a give and take.

It means that if you slap me, I will kick you.

Legally, fighting is also called mutual assault.

Then you didn't fight back and just got beaten.

sister in law,

You are really strong-willed to be able to say that you had a fight when you got beaten up."

Well. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"We had a fight, but I didn't fight back (the dog head)."

"You are strong in relationships, and when you get beaten up you say it was a fight (sunglasses)."

“Hahahaha, I’m really going to die of laughter.”

"You didn't fight back, you just got beaten (grin)."

“Hahahaha my weird sense of humour (covering face).”

. . . . . . .

Girl: "It all started because he wanted to buy a car with a loan, but his driver's license was revoked because of drunk driving.
After the license was revoked, his friend also wanted to buy a car, so he looked at a car that cost about 30 yuan.
He said he would make the payment in my name, and I didn't care about the money, but later I thought it was really unsafe.

Because he doesn’t have a driver’s license and he always says...”

Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt, frowning and said: "Sister-in-law, you are a very self-contradictory person.
It was clearly a one-sided beating, and you said you two had a fight.
Then my boyfriend used my name to make a loan. I didn’t care about the money or the money at all.

It's a fucking money issue!
sister in law,

You are too proud of this thing."

The girl was silent for a while and then said, "Okay, I admit that because I don't have that much money,

Later, a conflict broke out between the two of them because of this incident, which led to a fight. I called the police and paid some compensation.”

Lin Feng: "How did it go? Tell me first."

Girl: "He just slapped me a few times and kicked me on the head."

Lin Feng: “That’s it?
And hit him again?
Sister-in-law, you are the most face-conscious woman I have ever met.

At first I said that you two had a fight, and I thought it was a back-and-forth fight, but you told me that you didn't fight back, but he just hit you.

After I hit you, I asked you how bad it was?
You said he slapped me a few times and kicked me on the head.
Just give this a fucking beating?
Why didn’t I beat you to death?

Those slaps from the boys must have given you a concussion."

Girl: "He paid a little money, and I gave him back some later."

Lin Feng: "You even gave him some back, didn't you feel good after the beating?
He is the technician, he has given you a massage, you should give him a tip, right?"

Well. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Female: Just slapped me a few times and kicked my head (dog head)."

"Brother: Why didn't I beat you to death (smile)."

Hahahaha.

"These sisters are quite resilient (laughing and crying)."

"He is the technician. He gave you a comfortable massage, right? Hahaha. Brother's output is still stable. It makes me laugh to death."

"The key is that my sister-in-law also gave me some tips. What a strong-willed woman (grin)."

"Where can I find a woman like this? I'll make an appointment with one. If I don't beat her up, it's because of this love brain (covering my face and laughing)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng: "After he beat you up, you still gave him the money back. Isn't that your compensation? You deserve every cent. Why did you return it to him?"

The woman whispered: "Didn't I feel sorry for him?"

Lin Feng said speechlessly, “He was slapped on the head and kicked a few times, so this is compensation for you. You still think he’s more pitiful, so give him some.

sister in law,

Did you feel sorry for the beating he received?
He is such a poor fool! "

Girl: "I feel like I'm really in love, just like everyone says."

Raymond Lam: "You are not love-brained, you have cerebral palsy."

Girl: “I feel really sorry for him.”

Raymond Lam: "You really have cerebral palsy."

Uh. .

Woman: “But I…”

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard urgently and said, "Sister-in-law, stop talking, my breasts hurt.
Boys also have mammary glands, and theirs can also proliferate.

Stop telling me your shit and just tell me the problem."

Woman: "I feel like he's always controlling me, always telling me how good I am to you. I think you're not a good person, so I'm trying to be backwards compatible with you..."

Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt: "Okay, I understand, no need to say more.

I think so.
sister in law,

If you can't separate them, you two can just pass it.

What will you do if he wants to beat you in the future?

You buy two boxes of ibuprofen in advance and keep them at home.

If you know your boyfriend is in a bad mood today, for example, he wants you to take out a loan or buy him a car,

Knowing he's going to fight with you when he gets home.

Just take ibuprofen two hours beforehand.

Because the effect of this medicine will take effect in about one or two hours, and it relieves pain while being injected.

right.

It just so happens that it doesn’t hurt that much when I hit you.”

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Prepare two boxes of ibuprofen in advance and keep them at home (dog head)."

"I'm trying to stop the pain while I'm being beaten. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

"Brother is really talented. I've learned this. Next time I fight with my husband, I'll take some ibuprofen in advance."

"What kind of fight? You were beaten (covering face)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "You guys can't divide it anyway, so it's useless for me to say more.

Then you can buy two boxes of ibuprofen and keep them at home.

Take ibuprofen two hours before he gets home from get off work.

Hey!
The painkiller is taking effect and your husband is hitting you, so the pain doesn't occur anymore.

What if you are not sure when your husband will call?
He may fight now, or he may not fight in two hours.
He may stay up late and hold his breath until bedtime before playing. What should I do then?

It's ok.

Learn about ibuprofen extended-release capsules.

The drug is effective for 24 hours.

Your husband can take the medicine at any time, so it won't be a problem, right?"

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Ibuprofen extended-release capsules hahahahaha."

"I never understood the difference between Ibuprofen sustained-release capsules and Ibuprofen, but now I understand, hahaha."

"Come and learn knowledge (dog head)."

“This is such dark humor, hahahaha.”

"No matter when your husband takes the shot, the drug is still effective (laughing and crying)."

"When her husband is about to raise his hand, he should say, 'Wait, let me take an ibuprofen sustained-release capsule first.'"

puff~
Hahahaha.

"What time does this show start? I need to set the alarm." (End of this chapter)