I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 302 Knowing me is your calamity, you deserve it

Chapter 302 Knowing me is your calamity, you deserve it

On the barrage.

"That last sentence is totally unnecessary (dog head)."

"What the fuck did you give birth to? Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

“I’m really going to be beaten to death this time, hahaha.”

"Brother is so quintessential and hilarious, hahahaha (covering face)."

"Grandpa: I have already died to apologize for my sins, what else do you want (smile)."

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

The boy left.

Lin Feng took a bite of watermelon and said, “I called him a green hat Buddha to make it sound harsh, in order to hurt him and wake him up.

Don't take this as a joke and leave random comments under someone's account.

and also,

I noticed that more and more people are calling me "Big Brother" in the barrage recently.

I'm not some big brother.
Don't shout.

I've tried this thing a long time ago, it's a complete scam.

I had just started using the Internet when I was in college. Because the online environment was quite violent at that time, the amount of cursing was really bad during those years.

I remember very clearly that I had a disagreement with a blogger over the concept of patriotism.
He is a foreign blogger, the kind of blogger who is an international student.
At that time, I saw him talking about how good foreign countries were and that many people from China had gone abroad.

I was young and hot-tempered at that time and couldn't tolerate anything.

I said that it's not that good over there, and it's not that bad in China either. No one who fails can succeed by going abroad.

He was unhappy when he heard that, and we started arguing.

Because he had more fans than me, I left his live broadcast room.

Later I told this story in the fan group, and then those cool guys in that fan group said it was a big deal to have so many fans, and that big brother, you join the group first, and we will all follow.

Because at that time, when bloggers fought, they would do it among their fan groups.

At that time, there were not as many people in a fan group as there are now, with a maximum of 200 people in a group.

Actually, I was quite hesitant at the time, but this bunch of idiots kept calling me "big brother" and forced me to join their fan group, saying that they would follow behind and help me curse back.

Because I had just become a host at that time, and the fan group had just been set up. The group was really lively, and the fans were very active, so a bunch of people wanted me to join them.

I really thought of myself as the big brother at that time.

I was thinking, what the hell, I have a lot of fans, right?

I'm afraid of you.

Then I sent a private message to the blogger and told him I wanted to join the group and he wouldn’t let me in.

Then after I went in, it took a long time, and I was alone facing 200 fans.

The activity level of his fan base is average, with only about 70 to 80 people.

But there are seventy or eighty people, and I can’t scold them all by myself.

I thought to myself, don’t be afraid, my fans will be here soon, I just need to hold on.

I persisted for quite some time, but not a single fucking fan of mine showed up.

Then I questioned the blogger and said, "You don't want to let my fans into the group, right?"

The blogger took a screenshot and showed it to me, asking if any of your fans had applied.
I took a look.

I am super,

In order to allow our fans to join the group, they deliberately kicked out some zombie fans, but even so, none of our fans applied to join the group.

I'm the only one who has applied to join the group recently.

Then I said wait, I will go back to the group to see what is going on.

I went back to my own group and asked, "Where are you guys?"
Then it's okay.

The show begins.

This one said, Brother, I have an online class in the afternoon.

The man said to me, "Brother, I have something to do, and the company will have a meeting soon."

Ha ha,

Not one has time.

I was the only one who joined their fan group, and I was scolded by seventy or eighty people. It was really terrible.

I knew then that I shouldn’t think of myself as the big brother.

When it comes to the Internet, just go and do it for your own sake.

If you really think you are the big brother, you will be miserable, and you will be a big victim."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Big brother is still big brother. He has seen all kinds of storms and waves."

"Hahaha this is so funny, out of a group of 200 people, I went alone to get scolded, haha."

"I was stunned by my big brother, haha ​​(covering my face)."

"Thank goodness my brother is strong (dying of laughter)."

"Hahaha, I thought my eldest brother was so wise since he was young. I didn't expect that he was also a very simple child before (haha)."

"It's not easy to become a strong talker in one day. I have to thank my former brothers a lot (Sunglasses)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Really, I was scolded by others at that time, my god, I couldn't even raise my head, my ancestors for 18 generations were cursed.

I thought the blogger was narrow-minded and wouldn’t let my fans into the group, so I didn’t dare to argue with me.

I even questioned him at that time, why didn’t you let my fans into the group?
But when they took a screenshot, there wasn't even a single person applying to join the group. I was so embarrassed.

I returned to my group. One person was taking an online class, another was working overtime, and this one had something to do. The rest were all silent.

Oh shit,

If you don't want to scold, then you can just say, brother, let's not cause trouble, let's just take care of ourselves.

That's fine with me too. I can accept it.

As a result, a group of people said, "Big brother, go ahead. What are you afraid of? Big brother, go ahead." A group of people told me to go ahead.

I went up, and my brother was sitting inside getting scolded.

Looking back, we all love life in our daily lives and share it in the group.

Really

I can stay calm even if I am scolded.

But I really can’t stand the guy who posted pictures of his dinner in the group.

Kyoto roast duck,
Three hundred yuan each, take a photo and send it to the group, look, this is my dinner.

How come you don't die of stuffing?

I was so angry that I was scolded by others outside, but they were sharing delicious food and having dinner in the group.

Some people were taking photos of the sunset in the park.

It is said that recording a beautiful life starts with taking pictures of the sunset.

I'm so fucking impressed.

It was even more disgusting in the end.

I was scolded in the group for more than two hours. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I left the group.

Think about it, it was me who wanted to join the group on my own initiative, and I provoked him, saying, "Just kick me out." I said it was simply impossible to reason with you.

He said you can go by yourself, he won’t even kick me.

I am super,

It's like I went in to find something, but I ran away on my own.

I'm really impressed. I have no face left at all.

Oh, never mind.

I just want to say that there are no real fans, and there are no real big brothers.

From that time on, I realized one thing.

That netizen is much more stupid than you."

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I said that other bloggers all call him baby, precious son, godfather, but why does he become a dog lover (smile)?"

“Finally solved the case!”

I’m laughing like crazy, hahahaha.

"Brother, you have to believe that you are different today than you were in the past (dog head)."

"That's right, which blogger? Let's start a new fight. I'll help you curse back (punch)."

"Yes, curse back!"

"Military Advisor: Believe that I am your father again (smile)"

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

"@军师, I just entered the workplace and often face the trouble of other people's jealousy. I want to ask how to avoid it?"

A barrage of comments passed by.

Lin Feng was speechless and said: "Avoid what?
You've been living with your head down all your life and you can't even lift it up?

Shouldn't you be happy that people are jealous of you?

You are like me when I was a child. I was the class monitor, the teacher's dog, and got the title of "Three Good Students". I was afraid that others would not be jealous of me.

Just for my deskmate, I would take out my award certificate and put it in his face to show off every day.

I'm fucking excellent, why aren't you jealous of me?

Then my excellence is not in vain.

What are you doing, sister? People are jealous if they want to, but how does that affect me?

It's you who is suffering.

Let's be honest.

In reality, if you scold me, I will sue you.

If you hit me, I will call the police.

You said you were jealous of me, then I am happy.

I am already excellent, and you are not jealous of me. I am excellent for nothing. Then who am I showing my excellence to?"

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"I'm already excellent", "Why aren't you jealous of me", "Then I'm not excellent in vain", "The eldest brother still has to be the eldest brother, this thinking is too advanced, hahaha."

"Ahead of the pack (Sunglasses)."

"I'm the class teacher's dog and I'm afraid others won't be jealous of me, hahahaha, so cool."

"Brother, this core is too powerful."

"Just show off (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng: "Right, brothers, this is the rare time that I am outstanding, you should be jealous of me.

Otherwise, wouldn’t my excellence be in vain?
What's the matter?
Or do you mean that you can't even enjoy excellence?
And sister,

I just checked your homepage.
She is so beautiful, no wonder others are jealous of her.

But I still say that,
I am beautiful, you are jealous.

It's you who suffers.
I am the happy one.

Believe it or not, I will give you my phone and ask you to take a picture for me.
After the photoshoot, I said, oh, there’s nothing I can do about how beautiful I am, I look good no matter how I shoot it.

Would he feel even worse?

Do you say I'm cruel?

no way,

Who told you to know me?

Knowing me is your calamity.

You deserve to feel bad.

For example, a military advisor.

Junshi has been doing live broadcasts for five years, and he encounters haters every day.

Especially recently,
I have a lot of haters, and some of them send me private messages to curse me every day.

But I'm never sad.

why?
If there are haters who criticize me, it means they are jealous of me.

My pleasure.

That means I am excellent.

As a host, I don’t even have any black fans, which means I’m not popular.

So every time I see these black fans, I feel very happy.

I finally have some black fans, and I finally have traffic.

That's what happened."

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"If a beautiful person is photographed beautifully, he will look good no matter how he is photographed. Hahaha, brother, you are such a jerk."

"Knowing me is your calamity (dog head)."

"You deserve to be miserable. Hahahaha, I laughed my ass off."

"Big Brother has too many classic quotes. No, I need to find a notebook to write them all down (laughing to death)."

"I finally have a hater..."

"Although Big Brother said it with a smile, I cried my heart out."

"Watching this guy's live broadcast is so touching. It's funny, inspiring, and subverts your worldview. It always makes you feel enlightened without you noticing (I admire you)."

"Big brother is good at encouraging girls, he is funny and doesn't preach, but he can give you a blow to the soul (I love it)."

indeed!

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "I'm not lying to you, sister. Military advisors never block black people. No matter how rude they are, I won't block them. That's the reason.

For example, in my early days, some haters said that I was poor and a beggar on the Internet.

You even say now,

Because I live stream in my small rental house, I don’t have a background wall or anything.

Compared with other anchors, my conditions seem very poor, so they say I am poor and my conditions are not good.

I was also very angry at first, but what can I do about it?
How do I sue him in court?

So is it an insult when he says you are poor?

Then I figured it out.

There's nothing shameful about being poor.

You want to ask me if I am poor.

I just said poor.

Not only am I poor, I also eat things I pick up from the ground all the time. Even though I'm like this, what the hell can you use to attack me?"

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"I keep picking up things from the ground to eat. What conditions do you have to attack me? Hahahaha."

"It's okay to break the jar (dog head)."

“Hahahaha that’s so funny (laughing to death).”

"Saying that Big Brother is poor is definitely not an insult to Big Brother, but it does hurt me a little (grin)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "On the contrary, my sister,
The haters are not really slandering me, they are just creating a persona for me.
You think,
I started from poverty and had no money. I relied on myself, without a team, and I have made it to where I am now.

Nor can one say that one person

And there is Brother Shui.

Brother Shui and I worked together to get this account to over 10 online.

Do you think there is any emotional account on the entire platform that can achieve over 10 followers?
Why are so many people looking at me?
Because I'm poor?
of course not.

Because no matter what question you ask me, I know the answer and I can solve it for you.

I know everything about work, emotions, children, family education, and interpersonal relationships.

My brothers always say I’m awesome.

No matter how much the black fans spread the word, I still come from a poor family.

What the hell!

Then wouldn’t I be a god?
Aren't we born with eyes open?
I tell you sister, people will not ignore me just because the haters said I am poor today.

On the contrary, because they heard that I am poor but have achieved what I have today with so many people, they will be more curious and want to come and see me and pay attention to me.

Isn't this making money?
Besides, I’m poor to begin with, so even if I promote products or sell courses later, no one will say anything to me.

Because I’m poor.

On the contrary, everyone will support me and buy my things.

You see,
They are giving you a job.

So what do you think I have to be sad about?

You have to understand the underlying logic, sister.

For example, there are often haters who call me a gigolo and say that you can tell at a glance that I used to be a male model.

Do you think he is slandering me?
wrong!
He is still creating a character for me.

You think,
Originally, a group of heartbroken men and women on the Internet wanted to seek advice from an emotional expert.

At first I was struck.
You look so young, how can you understand what love is?

It would be more reliable to ask an older, married person.

Oh shit,

Brushed away.

But the haters created a character for me, saying that I used to be a male model.

I lost,

Male models are awesome.

Well informed.

Not only does he pick up girls every day, but he also gets to eat fruit plates. What a scumbag.

Although young, she has rich experience in love.

Then everyone will come to my class.

The same goes for you, sister.

When you first enter the workplace, you have nothing but good looks, a bad temper, and poor working ability.

it's OK.

Just think of it as him establishing a character for you.

Because in their minds, your temper is as bad as it can be, and your work ability is as weak as it can be.

At this time, you should appropriately show some kindness to others, including your ability at work.

Those are all super plus points.

Do you understand? "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"The haters set up their own characters.. Big brother, this mentality (awesome)."

"Don't say it, it's really insightful. I figured out a lot of things about myself in an instant (thank you)."

"Military Advisor: As long as I am not angry, you (Dog Head) will be the one who suffers."

"Big Brother's main theme is that if you meet me, you will be doomed! (Sunglasses)"

Hahahaha.

"I can't understand why people are criticizing him. He is really smart. He made me figure out something that had been bothering me for a long time with just a few words from him."

“The more outstanding a person is, the easier it is for him to be hacked.”

"I don't want to criticize him or praise him. I just want to say that I am very lucky to have him on the Internet. I was able to find him and learn a lot from him."

"You can criticize them however you want, I love watching this anchor anyway!"

Attached

[Military Advisor’s Comments: How can anyone who slanders me be a good person?
How could the person I slander be a good person?
Don’t care about what others say, because what they say may not be as bad as mine.

Remember, brothers.

If one person scolds me, it's his problem. If a group of people scold me, it's because they know me.

He deserves it if I scold them. 】

(End of this chapter)

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