I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Raymond Lam: "Right, brothers,
You are the mistress of that wizard, not mine.

Am I spoiling you?
You better listen to me first.

I tell you,

If you like what you say, I will listen to you for a few words. If you don't like what you say, right? Then you are a fool.

Why should I listen to you?

Ask that wizard to cast a curse on me, come on.

Away from the big spectrum!

Come act like a spoiled child with me here.

Brothers, remember this: if you see an old sister-in-law who slanders me in the room, it’s basically because I scolded her as a mistress. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"You are the third of the mage hahahahaha."

"If you like to hear me say a few words, if you don't like to hear me, you're just a bunch of bullshit (laughing to death)."

“I really like this carefree but positive young man (Rose).”

"This is unbelievable. This dead man is so rare (dog head)."

Hahahaha.

"Shouldn't the doctor be the one to revive her? (Sunglasses)."

“She: I didn’t die in the car accident, oh, thanks to that man I lived.

Doctor: 6. "

"Pfft~ Master Taiyi has his own resurrection armor, the doctors in the hospital have to give him a 6 (covering his face)."

Hahahahaha

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui cut a plate of watermelon, Lin Feng took a bite and said: "I don't know what's wrong with this society.
You said the mistress is hateful enough, right?
What you may not know is that there is a new profession called professional mistress training class.

Insider information: tuition fee is 29800 per class.

Graduates will investigate and screen wealthy individuals, select targets, and then design accidents.

For example, they get to know each other through rear-end collision.

Specifically targeting people driving luxury cars.

Then use the various methods learned in the training class to make the rich fall.

After success,

The mistress is no longer called a mistress, but a marriage life renewer.

Just tell me whether this is bullshit or not?"

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Professional mistress training class... Marriage life updater..."

"Oh my god, what kind of niche profession is this? Hahaha (covering face)."

"Let's say there is a possibility that a rich man gets hit by a car ten times a day, and in the end it turns out that the perpetrators are all from the same class (dog head)."

"My goodness, the car must have been deformed (laughing to death)."

"You are stupid, how can a rich man only have one car (raised eyebrow)."

"So... the rich man looked at all the luxury cars with dented tails in the garage and fell into deep thought, and finally drove away the Wuling Hongguang (grin)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: "When I saw this mistress training class, my first thought was, isn't this the first batch beating the second batch, the senior schoolmate beating the junior schoolmate?
If we meet another reborn person, he will be fucking obedient. "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Reborn, hahahaha.”

"Is it the kind of thing where someone was cheated by a mistress in the previous life, and then reborn to meet the mistress again and exact revenge (grin)?"

"There is also the heroine whose original wife was kicked out and who was reborn to seek revenge (dog head)."

"The pattern is too small. If a reborn immortal emperor comes, the whole world will be obedient (pen refill)."

"Damn, a bunch of stinky people who read articles (sunglasses)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng stared at a comment: "Host, tell me, where can I read rebirth stories? Advertising is so unique now.

Dude with the ID Buchuan Neiku, get out of here!
What kind of advertising?
Nothing.

If no one asks me to advertise, I won’t take it.

okay,

Next one! ”

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello, what's the problem buddy?"

Boy: "Military Advisor, I'm engaged, but something happened and I have to cancel the engagement.

I feel quite sad now.

Why am I connecting with you on this microphone? Because I've been watching your live broadcast for a while,

I feel like when I talk to you, you can talk about a lot of things that I can feel.”

Lin Feng: "Thank you for your trust, come on, tell me your story and see if there is anything I can do to help you."

Boy: "My fiancée's grandfather passed away some time ago, so she went back to her hometown.

That night I seemed to have a premonition and I checked the location of my phone.

Because I had just bought a car, and she said she wanted to go home to attend the funeral, so I gave her the car.

Then I checked the location and saw that she was in a hotel.
I called her father and he said she had returned to her own home.

But I called her and she said she was keeping vigil for her grandfather.

Then I see that the situation is not right.
I found a runner online and asked him to help me block the line at the hotel.

At first they were reluctant, but I gave them more money before they agreed.

When I got downstairs to the hotel, I saw my car and his ex-boyfriend’s BMW...”

tsk~

That's too bad, man.

Raymond Lam sighed, "So sometimes we say that what is boiling may not necessarily be love, but may also be sheep."

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"What's boiling may not necessarily be love, it could also be a sheep, hahahahaha."

"Boiling Sheep (Dog Head)."

"What the hell is Boiling Sheep? (confused)."

"The advanced version of Feiyangyang, the worst in history, no doubt about it (raised eyebrows)."

Pretty!

"Congratulations to the flock for adding a new member (Sunglasses)."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The boy cried, "I don't understand. I'm so good to her, why does she treat me like this?"

Lin Feng: "Is there anything you can't understand?
Don't cry, buddy, listen to my analysis.
You said you were engaged, right? And you’re getting married soon.

At this time, she secretly met with her ex-boyfriend. Do you know what this is called? "

The boy was puzzled: "What?"

Raymond Lam: "This is the last carnival!"

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"One last party, hahaha."

"Rave Party (Doghead)."

"I don't understand. I'm just curious. Are there any special programs at the carnival party?"

“Pedal the bike!”

"I usually stand up and kick! (raised eyebrow)"

"My Kuku's kick! (Sunglasses)"

Hahahaha.

"Standing up to pedal is dangerous. The first time I rode a bike, I fell and needed stitches (covering my face)."

"There is an honest man here, let's all laugh at him together."

"Why are you laughing at him? I also stood up and pedaled, and the chain fell off after a while, and I fell flat on my face, scaring the people next to me (grin)."

"Everyone else has already gotten on the highway, and you two are still here, giving the thumbs-up."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Brother, this is the last carnival before the wedding. In name, it is the last time the two of you see each other. There will be no more after that.

But after this last meeting, do you think something will happen between them?

So now here's the problem.

They partied all night and then went their separate ways.

If you can endure it and pretend not to know, then maybe they will really stop contacting you in the future and will be able to live with you in peace.

But to be honest,
This is a matter of principle, and no one can tolerate it."

Boy: "Actually, I think so. First of all, I got married because my parents like him very much.
Then she and her parents all knew that I was the best choice for their family.

I can’t say I’m young and promising, but I’m 27 years old and my annual income is 150 million yuan.

I am one of those people who do some business in Shanghai.

In fact, I also know her boyfriend. When they were still together, her ex-boyfriend owed a lot of money for a loan.

Later they broke up, and I took 15 yuan to help her ex-boyfriend pay off his debts. "Stop!
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and interrupted: "No buddy, what do you want to say?"

The boy was silent for a while and said, "I know this is a matter of principle, but she also apologized to me, and because my parents are quite old, they can't afford to lose face.
I'm young, I don't care.

I figured it out these days.

Life,
I think it’s a spiritual practice, and it’s what I should experience.”

Chicken feathers!

Lin Feng interrupted directly: "What the hell is this what you are supposed to experience?

No normal person can experience this.

You take this as a practice.
Then you deserve it.

When we encounter setbacks in our careers, we should not complain but get up and try again. This can be regarded as spiritual practice.

He's been betrayed by a woman, and you think this is cultivation?

What are you repairing?
Repair a green hat! "

Uh. .

Raymond Lam: "We say that there are many ups and downs in life that we cannot get rid of and we are powerless to do anything about, so we can only treat it as spiritual cultivation.

But I can stop wearing the green hat, I can take it off.

You don't take it away and you say it's a practice.

Are you fucking practicing the green hat Buddha? "

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Build a green hat Buddha, hahaha."

"One joke a day makes me laugh to death, hahaha."

"Green Hat Buddha Haha, where do you get so many new words (covering face)."

"My buddy is practicing asceticism (dying of laughter)."

"Wrong! It's the Green Hat Immortal (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The boy was silent for a while and said, "I think what the military advisor said is right. It may be because I have read some messed up books recently."

Raymond Lam: "It's not the books that are messy, it's your heart that is messy.

Listen to my buddy,
Stop reading.

Once a person's core is unstable, reading is actually a loss.

For example, when I am in good health, it doesn’t matter if I read books or even listen to some inspirational quotes, because my mood is stable.

But when we are sick, have a cold or fever, or feel uncomfortable after a breakup, your core is unstable.

If you read the book, the principles are vague.

It may not solve your problem, but will make you worry too much.

It's like you now, you say your fiancée is cheating on you, and your mother is so angry that she thinks she can't stand it anymore.

After flipping through a few books,
It's over,

This is my life.

This is what I should experience.

The result is a green hat Buddha, isn't this bullshit?"

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Reading when your core is unstable is actually a loss..."

"Dependent origination is empty in nature, stop thinking about it, and do more! (Thumbs up)"

"Hiss~ This anchor is too outrageous. He is so careless one second, and what he says the next second makes your soul tremble. (Shocked)"

"This is the big brother. You thought you were going to be serious with him, but when you were laughing, he suddenly gave you a lesson (covering his face)."

"The main thing is that you can't guess (dog head)."

Clicked.

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Books can teach you the truth, but they can’t solve your problems.

For example, I just said, the highest good is like water.

Everyone knows this, but how do we do it?

Another example is that water benefits all things without competing.

You all know this, right? Then how do you do it?

So why do you read so many books?
In fact, the knowledge in the head is enough.
Because everyone's education level is quite high now.

We have seen enough in the information age.

It’s time to live seriously.

After abandoning theoretical knowledge, how can we live down to earth on this land?
This is what you should think about.

When you are able to sense everything, your mind will naturally become transparent.

Flowers, plants, and everything around you are clear and bright in your heart.

Your mood will improve.

As I said, no matter how you read the book, it is just the truth.

Why don't you take advantage of this summer, this season, when the sun is shining and the weather is good, to go for a walk in the park?
Feel the birds chirping on the branches.

You won’t feel uncomfortable anymore.

I don't want that scumbag anymore.

right? "

Boy: “I understand.”

Lin Feng waved his hands and said, "No, don't try to comprehend. You just read two books and you become a cuckold Buddha. I just said a few words and you already comprehend again.

What did you realize?
Let me tell you, after talking to you on the live broadcast today, I also realized something.

I realized that boiling lamb is not delicious, it is only delicious when roasted. "

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Hahaha, boiling lamb doesn't taste good. It's only delicious when roasted. I'm laughing so hard, haha."

"What did I say? You thought he was getting serious, but he ended up going back to his old ways."

Can't guess,
It's impossible to guess.

Hahahaha.

"A guy who earns 150 million yuan a year is so humble, the military advisor is so disappointed (covering his face)."

Clicked.

. . . . . . .

Boy: "Because I bought a plane ticket to go there tomorrow, then I asked her to return the gift to me and take back my car as well?"

Raymond Lam: “Very good, that’s it.

But I have to remind you of one thing. When you get there, you only need to solve the money problem.
No matter how pitiful the other person behaves, or how much they snuggle into your arms,
Let me tell you,

Don't have any dirty thoughts.

Hold on to it.

Because once a relationship happens, you can't explain it clearly.

If someone sues you, you won't be able to clear yourself of the charges. Then the whole network will be asking you to die.

If you want to die, die first, don't get me into trouble!"

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Hold on, hahahaha."

"The military advisor really has good intentions and can think so far ahead (thumbs up)."

"Mainly because he was afraid of being implicated (covering his face)."

"Hahahaha, I'm not hiding anything at all."

"If you want to die, die now, just so loud and clear (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Remember, don't be tempted, I want the money, give me back the car.

Just take the money, don't even touch her.

Do you understand? "

Boy: "Don't worry, Advisor, I understand what you mean, I don't plan to touch her.

I feel sick about her.”

Lin Feng chuckled: "You are such a piece of rubbish, come on, you were just practicing, you boiling sheep."

Uh. .

The boy laughed and said, "Oh, I don't know what happened to me before, but after listening to the military advisor, I am now very sober.

I really think this live broadcast is worth it.”

Raymond Lam: "All the previous things are not important anymore. What's important is to get the money back tomorrow."

Boy: "Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow. I'll go there right after I get off the plane in the morning.

The main thing is that her grandfather's funeral is tomorrow, so I should pull her and her father over to chat, because there will be a lot of people at the funeral."

Lin Feng: "Of course not. The other party's relatives are all here. If I hear you want to cancel the engagement now, I'm afraid you'll be beaten to death."

Uh. .

Boy: "Military Advisor, can you teach me how to do this?"

Raymond Lam: "Just settle it privately, the plane tickets have already been bought.

When you arrive tomorrow,
Normally, according to etiquette,

When you burn incense, tell Grandpa what the hell you gave birth to."

Huh? ? (End of this chapter)