Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 112: The front yard is full of meat, and Damao gets beaten again

Looking back at the time when He Daqing was away, he found that He Yuzhu was a person who was particularly good at taking advantage of situations!

Many times, we don’t realize until the very end that this guy has been prepared!

The meticulousness of the thought is breathtaking!
The most bizarre thing is that when others listen to storytelling, they just listen to it for fun and to kill time!
This kid not only applies what he has learned flexibly, but is also very accurate. How can we explain this?
Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, and his story has been passed down through the ages. He Yuzhu learned from his experience and put it into practice, scolding him so hard that it hurt his heart!

"Silly Zhu, I'm sorry! Don't take it personally. I just said that, but you're making a big deal out of it!
Uncle San has apologized to you, please forgive me!"

Yan Bugui apologized decisively when he thought of this. It was not a big deal to lose some face, the key was not to give others a chance to criticize him!

"Yan Bugui, are you mistaken? The person you should apologize to the most is not me, but Yu Shui!
Because of your short words, you have traumatized the young heart of Little Rain, so the person you should apologize to is Rain!"

He Yuzhu looked at Yan Bugui seriously and laughed in his heart. He wanted to see if Yan Bugui could swallow his pride!
"Hey, Xiao Yushui, Teacher Yan has apologized to you, please forgive me!"

Originally He Yuzhu thought that Yan Bugui would hesitate for a moment, but who knew that this old guy was so efficient and didn't hesitate at all!

"Uncle, Master always apologized to me with candy, can you apologize with nothing in your hands?

If you don't have candy, you can have meat buns! Humph, your apology is not sincere at all!"

He Yuzhu didn't expect that Yu Shui would actually say such a thing. He looked at the little foodie in shock!
In her eyes, does it mean that as long as there is something delicious, it is a sincere apology?
Yan Bugui’s “auntie smile” froze. As long as he didn’t have to pay, anything was fine!

He has already admitted his mistake, but Xiao Yushui not only did not "generously" forgive him, she also questioned his apology and said it was not sincere enough!
Is He Yuzhu's master so kind to Xiao Yushui? Such a good girl, how could she be spoiled like this!

"Pillar, this..."

Yan Bugui looked at He Yuzhu awkwardly, expecting He Yuzhu to rescue him!
Who is He Yuzhu? How could he possibly let him get what he wanted?

He Yuzhu looked up at the sky, as if he couldn't see anything. On the other hand, He Yushui looked as if he was unhappy. Yan Bugui was so angry when he saw this!
If he had known this would happen, he would not have apologized. Now that he is embarrassed, does he really have to buy candy for He Yushui?

I saw that the people in the front yard were no longer satisfied with just peeking, they wanted to see Yan Bugui’s predicament the most!
Not only the women came out, even the men came out and looked at him in confusion!
Well, I have to bleed today. The kid doesn’t have any bad intentions, he just wants to see his sincerity!

The most annoying thing is the stubborn look of the neighbor. You want to watch me make trouble? I won't give you a chance!
"Little Rain, Teacher Yan will give it to you tomorrow, okay?"

"Master said that many people like to make big promises, but in fact they are just trying to trick children. I don't believe it, humph!"

"I..."

At this time, He Yuzhu kept looking up at the sky!
He wanted to see who would be the final winner in the "battle" between He Yushui and Yan Bugui!
Yan Laokou found himself in a difficult situation without realizing it. From his apology to He Yushui's accusation that his behavior was not sincere enough, he could no longer avoid a "bleeding" outcome!

Unless Yan Bugui is completely shameless, he can't just be perfunctory to a child, right?
It is still a long time before the difficult period, and Yan Bugui's "face" as an intellectual makes him unable to bring himself to act like a rogue. It may not be the same in a few years!

"Xiao Yushui, wait a minute, I'll buy it for you right away. My apology will definitely be sincere!"

After saying this, Yan Bugui turned around and walked out. Although he felt very painful, he still had to save face in front of so many people!
"Uncle, I forgive you. Please remember that only when my brother and I are full can the whole family be considered full!"

After waiting for a long time, Yu Shui finally got his spoils, leaving nothing for Yan Bugui!
He put it seriously into his negotiation pocket, then looked at Yan Bugui and said this!
"The rain is really sensible. I'll remember it!"

How could you not remember it? One thousand yuan. Even though it’s just a few candies, the price is really not cheap!
I was lonely guarding the door and ended up losing money. How can I justify this?

Yan Bugui went home depressed and lay on the bed looking at the ceiling. Of course, Yang Ruihua heard the noise outside and looked at the boss speechlessly!
You are smart, right? You can be controlled by a child. You are stupid, right? You can also get a lot of things. The plan for the family is also very detailed. She is too lazy to pay attention to it. It's better to reflect on it!

The farce came to an end, and He Yuzhu went home with Xiao Yushui, smiling!

He was surprised by Xiao Yushui’s performance today. He had thought that Xiao Yushui would be generous and “forgive” him, but he didn’t expect this to be the outcome!

"Rainwater, who taught you these?"

"Brother, what are you talking about?"

"Who taught you to use something to apologize?"

"Master's Wife, Master made Master's Wife angry, so he just gave me a good meal. Master's Wife told me that if you do something wrong, you have to pay the price, otherwise you will do the same thing often!"

He Yuzhu was stunned. This master's wife is pretty good. He should let Yu Shui go there more often in the future to speed up Xiao Yu Shui's growth!
"Brother Zhuzi, Brother Zhuzi!"

"What? You're such a grown-up, can't you be more steady?"

"Brother Zhuzi, I've finished watching it, and this is my impression!"

Xu Damao confidently handed the Water Margin "picture book" and his review to He Yuzhu, turned around and played with the rain, looking very confident!

He Yuzhu opened the review. The writing was pretty good, but the content made He Yuzhu's face darken. Is this guy really born a bad guy? Xu Damao wrote this in his review:

Some thoughts on Ximen Qing's murder:
First, the cheating person is still so arrogant, it is unjust if he is not killed;
Ximen Qing was too arrogant when he was having a tryst with Pan Jinlian. He knew Wu Song was there, but he didn't shy away from Wu Dalang's neighbors. If it were him, he would have done it secretly.
. . . . . .

A total of five points were analyzed, and the core idea was that Ximen Qing was very stupid. If it were him, he would do this and that. He Yuzhu was so angry that he couldn't help but beat the guy to death!
What others saw was Ximen Qing's affair with Pan Jinlian, which led to his death. This was his warning to Xu Damao.

As a result, the warning effect was not achieved. This kid was actually analyzing the reasons for failure and learning the lessons from Ximen Qing's failure. This is outrageous!

Others use other people's experiences to warn themselves, but this boy analyzes the reasons so that he won't make the same mistake as Ximen Qing in the future. He believes that if he were Ximen Qing, he would never be killed!

"Da Mao, is this your impression of the movie?"

"Brother Zhuzi, yes, my analysis makes sense, right?"

"That makes sense. It makes so much sense. Let's go!"

"Brother Zhuzi, give me the next volume. Why are you going out?"

"Let's go to your house first. There's no rush for the next volume!"

Xu Damao felt that something was not going well. Why did he sense a dangerous aura?

Especially when looking at He Yuzhu who was smiling but not smiling, he always felt that some conspiracy was brewing!
"Brother Zhuzi, if it's inconvenient, there's no rush for the next volume. I have something to do, so I'll leave first!"

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he wanted to run away, but was stopped by He Yuzhu who was prepared. If he let you run away again today, all his efforts would be in vain!
"Da Mao, don't run away. Your restaurant has good food. I want to try your mother's cooking. I heard your mother's cooking skills are also good. I want to learn from her. Why are you running away?"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao with a fake smile. Since you are a hopeless case, then let you learn a lesson, or be afraid of him from the bottom of your heart. This will still achieve your goal!

"Brother Zhuzi, the grade can go by themselves, I won't go, right?"

"That won't work. Brother Zhuzi is visiting your home, how can you not go? This is not in line with the etiquette of hospitality. After all, your father is the elder, right?"

He Yuzhu said and turned to look at Xiao Yushui, who immediately followed her brother on her short legs!
Although they had already eaten, Xu Damao's house really had some delicious food and she could try it too!
"Uncle Xu, Damao said your family also bought some meat? And he even enthusiastically asked me to come and eat some meat!"

"Hahaha, Zhuzi is here. You have meat. Ask your aunt to copy it for you! Damao, what are you doing?"

Xu Fugui didn’t know what He Yuzhu was up to, but judging from his son’s appearance, he was probably in trouble!

He actually has some meat at home. He bought some yesterday but didn’t have time to eat it. His family has a good income and he is not a stingy person!

The Xu family has a good income and lives a good life, so they are happy to invite He Yuzhu to eat meat!

He has seen He Yuzhu's performance during this period. He has decided that when the steel mill is nationalized, if he cannot take the opportunity to get an official position, he will leave the steel mill and give his current job to Xu Damao!
This job of his is not something that ordinary people can take. He did not accept any apprentices and left the job to Xu Damao. He has the skills, so it won't be difficult for him to find a new job!

"Uncle Xu, eat first. Don't be in a hurry. Let's talk about Damao after dinner!"

When He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao looking at him in confusion, he smiled strangely. At this time, after Xu Fugui read Xu Damao's review of the movie, could he still eat normally?
"Okay, wife, go and fry the meat. Zhuzi and I will have a couple of drinks!"

"Got it!"

They stewed their meat last night and had originally planned to invite Director Wang to their home for dinner, but he left after announcing the decision and did not give Xu Fugui the opportunity, so they had to give up!
"Zhu Zi, my aunt's cooking skills are definitely not as good as yours, so you have to eat a little bit. Don't be disgusted!"

"Auntie, you are too polite. In this year, if there is wine and meat, it is the New Year. There is no reason to be dissatisfied!"

"Yushui, Auntie has left some meat in the inner room. Let's go in and eat while they drink, okay?"

"Okay, thank you auntie!!"

After eating and drinking, He Yuzhu handed Xu Damao's review of the show to Xu Fugui with a weird smile, drank a glass of wine happily, and prepared to watch the show!
Xu Fugui looked at it in confusion, his expression became more and more interesting, and finally his face turned black. He stared at Xu Damao, picked up a feather duster, and walked to the door to prevent Xu Damao from escaping!

Xu Fugui knew that Xu Damao was reading the Water Margin comic book, and he also knew that He Yuzhu asked to exchange his review for the next copy!
He has read the previous few articles, and except for the review of the first volume, the others are pretty good!

After seeing this scene today, he realized that this son really cannot do without "education"!
Although he doesn't think he is a good person, he won't dwell on it. Lust is a knife that scrapes bones. If this continues, this kid might be beaten to death in the future!
"Da Mao, do you want to lie on the stool by yourself or do you want me to invite you personally?"

"Dad, Brother Zhuzi, can you at least let me know where I went wrong? There is no such thing as you!"

"Come here, I'll tell you why after I've vented my anger!"

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