Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 111 The meat in the front yard is so fragrant that Yan Bugui is paralyzed
I used to be reluctant to buy meat, not because I couldn’t afford it, but because buying meat meant getting into trouble!
Not only will you not be able to eat the meat, you may also get into trouble!

After watching "White-Haired Girl" tonight, he suddenly got the courage. He wanted to see if the deaf old lady dared to come to his house!
The next day, the front yard
"Sister-in-law, where are you going so early? Didn't you just buy groceries yesterday?"

"Yes, our boss asked me to buy some meat!"

"Buy meat? Wait, I'll go too!"

He Yuzhu was stunned when he saw this scene. Several sisters-in-law in the front yard wanted to buy meat!
It's not a festival now, why are you going out in a group to buy meat?
He knew that the people in the front yard were not short of money and would not get involved in the troubles in the compound!
There are several families in the front yard, but Yan Bugui is such a weirdo!
It doesn’t matter if other people pretend to be noble, as long as they don’t get involved in trivial matters!
At least he doesn't take the initiative to cause trouble. Why is he acting out of character today?
Could this be related to the story of The White-Haired Girl? Could it be that these intellectuals have awakened?
Don’t underestimate the intellectuals of this era, their value is extremely high!
Let me put it this way, college students of this generation can participate in major national scientific research tasks, and they are basically the main participants!
The backbone and even leading figures of the "Five-Year Plan" are all recent college graduates!

Unlike later generations, when college students are everywhere, those who are neither high nor low are directly filling up the food delivery and Didi industries;

In comparison, the quality of the intellectuals in the front yard is still very high!

He Yuzhu had a feeling that there would be something good to watch tonight. He saw the coldness and disapproval in the deaf old lady's eyes last night!
There will definitely be a good show tonight, so go home quickly!

A movie awakened the stubbornness and seriousness of the intellectuals in the front yard!
They will definitely fight to the end with some people in the compound. Don't you hate to see other people eating meat? Well, I will eat it for you to see!
To put it bluntly, they already have a mass base, and what they need now is to make the person who calls himself "ancestor" understand that times have changed!

Before He Yuzhu entered the compound after get off work, a strong smell of meat had already wafted out!
There are so many people cooking meat, and there are many people from other compounds watching at the door from time to time!

"Zhu Zi, what happy event is going on in your compound? How much meat is stewed?"

"Uncle Li, maybe we haven't eaten meat for a long time, so we are craving for it;
Maybe the price of pork has dropped today, but there will be no happy event, I can assure you of that!"

“That’s weird. Normally, your compound has the least smell of meat, but today it’s suddenly so strong!
No, you can’t smell it anymore, otherwise the old man won’t be able to bear it anymore!"

In this day and age, it’s a bit exaggerated to make the whole alley smell the smell of meat, but it’s not surprising at all if the surrounding compounds can smell it!
When He Yuzhu was a child in his previous life, there was a condiment called "wild onion flowers". When he ate noodles with oil and poured wild onion flowers on them, the whole alley would be filled with the fragrance of wild onion flowers. It was no exaggeration at all!

You have to know that it was already the 1990s, not to mention the 1950s. Even in Beijing, the capital of the country, meat was a luxury for ordinary people!
"Uncle Li, please slow down!"

"Okay, see you later!"

"I met you!"

After Uncle Li left, no one else looked around. The smell was too tempting. If they continued to smell it, they would have trouble swallowing dinner tonight!

"Hey, Uncle, didn't you buy some meat?"

"Silly Zhu, if you eat enough, your whole family will not be hungry. I am different from you. I have a big family, how can I afford to buy meat?"

Yan Bugui knew that He Yuzhu was teasing him, implying that he was stingy. They were the only family in the front yard that didn't buy meat. It wasn't because they couldn't afford it, but because they couldn't bear to buy it!

Plus, I wanted to pluck them a few times with my hands at night, but I failed every time. I was so depressed!

There were no plastic bags when buying meat these days. Cooked food might be wrapped in "kraft paper", but raw meat was just tied with a rope!

"Uncle, you are a scholar, how can you say such a thing?
The storyteller said that those who are most loyal are butchers, and those who are most unfaithful are scholars!

This sentence is indeed correct, Third Uncle, I advise you to be a human being! "

He Yuzhu glanced at Yan Bugui sideways, and deliberately imitated "Secretary Dakang's eyes", which was not very harmful but extremely insulting!
Yan Bugui was immediately unwilling. What did he mean by persuading him to behave like a decent person? He didn't say anything offensive. The key point was that He Yuzhu's eyes made him feel very offended!
"No, Silly Zhu, why are you cursing? I didn't provoke you. If you don't explain it to me, I won't be able to get through today!"

He was the third uncle after all, and of the same generation as He Daqing. He was actually scolded by a fool who served others and whom he looked down upon. Could he tolerate this? He definitely couldn't tolerate it!
"Yan Bugui, you old thief with a grey beard! You have lived for more than forty years in vain, taught for more than twenty years, and have not nurtured any talent!

The old man who only seeks small profits, tastes the saltiness of the manure cart passing by, and worries about the high price of the coffin board before dying;

If you can't set a good example for your superiors, you're unworthy of being a role model for the younger generations!

What a shameless creature, how dare you bark in front of Master Zhu? I have never seen such a shameless person! "

"you you..."

"I just listened to a good scene in which Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang. I didn't learn it well, so please forgive me. The words are rough but the logic is there. Please savor them carefully. See you later!"

"Silly Zhu, stop right there! If you don't explain yourself clearly today, I will request a general meeting of all employees. I'm over 40 and no one has ever scolded me like this!
I teach and educate people, and my students are all over the world. How can I be slandered by you?"

Yan Bugui was furious. You, Shazhu, have only been in school for a few days, and you dare to scold him like that? After all, I once called him Teacher Yan. "You are really a traitor!"
The key point is that he still doesn't understand why he was scolded. If you don't explain it clearly, he will be unwilling tonight!
Being scolded by a junior, and you were so indignant, people who didn't know would think he had done something evil, and he had offended someone! "Do you really want to hear it?"

“You must listen!”

"You old bastard, you don't treat Auntie San as a human being. As the supervisor of the compound, can't I scold you?

Teaching and educating people, "morality" is the key. Scolding you is too light. If I were not a civilized person, I would let you taste the feeling of a punch as big as a sandbag!"

"What are you talking about? Why didn't I treat Ruihua as a human being? Silly Zhu, you are making a false accusation!"

Yan Bugui was even more confused. You are making up stories out of nothing. Yan Bugui, who claims to be a cultured person, couldn't help but swear!

"Did you just say that if I eat enough, my whole family will not be hungry?"

"That's right, I said it! Isn't it true that if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry? What did I say wrong?"

"You don't treat lesbians as human beings. You are not worthy of being a teacher!"

He Yuzhu suddenly raised his voice, which scared Yan Bugui. Don’t talk nonsense!

"No, this hat is too big. I am too thin to wear it. Don't talk nonsense, kid!"

Yan Bugui was so frightened by He Yuzhu's words that his soul almost came out. How could he say such words casually? This would not let him live a peaceful life!
If this word gets out, a lot of people will be offended, and they will be spurned by the majority of female comrades. In this era, women's rights are gradually awakening, and the consequences are unpredictable!
Except for the time when he liked to calculate other people's things, he was always careful in words and deeds and didn't dare to say anything arrogant!

Sha Zhu is deliberately making things difficult for him. If he doesn't clear his name today, he might end up wearing this hat for sure!

Rumors are scary. Right now, who knows how many people are eavesdropping in the front yard!
Director Wang of the Street Office is a lesbian. If Director Wang finds out, how can he be okay?
There are many lesbians in the school, and the conversation is getting more and more complicated. He can't help but shudder when thinking about what will happen next!
He Yuzhu looked at Yan Bugui's expression and laughed secretly in his heart!
Old man, this is just now, the old man hasn't formally proposed the saying "Women also hold up half the sky"!
Four years later, you, Yan Bugui, will know how powerful this sentence is. The seed has been planted. Aren't you, Yan Bugui, a fence-sitter?

Aren't you Yan Bugui the mother of whoever feeds you? Aren't you Yan Bugui plotting against him all day? Just wait and see!

“Let me ask you, is rainwater a person?”

"Brother, of course I am a human!"

"Little Rain, be good and don't talk yet!"

"Okay!"

When Xiao Yushui heard her brother ask her if she was a human, she immediately answered, fearing that he would say she was not a human!

After hearing what her brother said, she agreed obediently, but she also opened her eyes wide and looked at Yan Bugui nervously and seriously!
She was really afraid that the third uncle would directly say that she was not a human being because of the quarrel with his brother, and then she would definitely cry in front of him!

“Of course Xiao Yushui is a human, aren’t you talking nonsense?
What does this have to do with you scolding me? What does this have to do with my statement that I don't treat women as human beings? "

"I, He Yuzhu, can feed my whole family if I am full. Is this what you said?"

"Yes, that's what I said!"

"Isn't my sister Yu Shui a human? My sister Yu Shui doesn't need to eat? What's your intention?
Scold you? I want to beat you up! "

The original body was brainwashed by this sentence, which caused He Yushui to become skinny and the brother and sister to turn against each other. Yushui looked at him like a pit of fire but still catered to Qin Huairu!

Some people say that He Yushui is stupid, some people say that He Yushui is ungrateful, but He Yuzhu doesn’t think so!

If he had a brother like the original self, he would hate him from the bottom of his heart. His sister couldn't even get enough to eat, but he still raised three ungrateful people to be fat and white. How can the word "weird" describe it!
Yan Bugui was confused. Well, he just said that. He Yuzhu went through so much trouble to scold him, but he also put a big icing on his cake!
The key is that he doesn’t dare to wear this hat, and he can’t afford it!

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Trouble comes from the mouth, disease comes from the mouth, the ancients were right!

Under normal circumstances, he might have sneered, thinking it was just a word, what could it do to him!
The decision made by Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai last night made him understand that it wasn’t that everything was alright, it was just that no one took it seriously!

If anyone were to take it seriously, Yan Bugui would be the public enemy of women!
The key is that this kid He Yuzhu is particularly evil. After He Daqing left, the simple-minded He Yuzhu disappeared, and the unpredictable ones appeared afterwards. At least until now, Shazhu has not suffered any loss!
Please give me a monthly ticket, please give me a monthly ticket!!!

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(End of this chapter)