Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

"Ding, group member Iron Man starts live chat."

Ding, Thanos joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, witch Wanda joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Uchiha Madara joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Ye Hei joins the live broadcast room!
Ding, Kyushu’s No. 1 Golden Elixir joins the live broadcast room!
...

While communicating with Loki, the God of Stories, Tony couldn't help but open the live broadcast room.

Ye Hei: "Tony, what's going on? Who is that person in front of you with green light all over his body? He looks familiar."

Through Tony’s live broadcast, group members can see the images in the live broadcast room, and it is similar to 3D projection, as if they were there.

Kyushu's No. 1 Golden Pill: "So green!"

Thanos: "Loki of Asgard?"

As an old acquaintance, Thanos recognized his little brother Loki at the first moment.

In Thanos' eyes, Loki is just a pitiful and helpless little kid, with ambitions and desires that do not match his strength.

Therefore, in Thanos' timeline, Loki is undoubtedly a very good chess piece, who can be manipulated at will and used to deal with some troubles for himself.

Iron Man: "Yes, it's Loki. The prince of Asgard, the Loki you killed in Infinity War."

Ye Hei: "I feel something is wrong."

Xu Yi: "Eat melon."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "So what is the situation now? How did you meet this Loki?"

Iron Man: "I triggered a secret dungeon mission, and then entered the sacred timeline, where I ran into the Time Management Bureau, a troublemaker, and finally ran into Loki."

Xu Yi: "Tony, the Time Management Bureau is a troublemaker, so what are you?"

Ye Hei: "Is it a stick or shit?"

Iron Man: "Outrageous, why are your imaginations so terrible? It's just a metaphor, okay?"

Kyushu's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Hahaha!"

Qian Renxue: "Six!"

Thanos: "It's just Loki."

Iron Man: "What's the matter, Thanos, do you look down on this Loki?"

Thanos: "Of course."

Iron Man: "This Loki is not the weak Loki of the past, but the God of Time and Story, Loki."

Wanda: "The God of Time and Story? That sounds amazing."

Thanos: "God?"

Iron Man: "This Loki is not ordinary. He was not killed by you. Instead, he joined the Time Authority and became the new Legacy, controlling time and the timeline of the multiverse. All stories are compiled by him, and the world of the multiverse can even be deleted and created at will."

Thanos: "It's fake, right? Isn't this more powerful than the five great gods of creation?"

Iron Man: "The God of Creation is an abstract God from the birth of the universe. It is a concept, but in essence it is still within the universe and has not transcended the universe.

This Loki is an existence beyond the multiverse, similar to an editor or eraser. We are like a character edited by him..."

Ye Hei: "That sounds amazing, the legendary author realm?"

Iron Man: "Almost. After all, the script of the sacred timeline was created by the last person left behind, Kang the Conqueror. Now Loki has inherited it all."

Thanos: "No... Why..."

Thanos couldn't help but feel depressed. Why did Loki become so outrageous? If it was based on this setting, then the Infinity Gauntlet would be nothing.

In front of the power of "editing", it is just like a toy.

Iron Man: "That's right. That Infinity Stone you like is as numerous as the Stone itself in the Time Authority."

Thanos: "..."

Thanos was a little numb at this time. The thing he had always dreamed of was like garbage to others. How could he bear this?

Of course, it's not just Thanos himself. Even when Loki first entered the Time Bureau and saw a drawer of Infinity Stones, his worldview collapsed instantly and his life suddenly lost its meaning.

Iron Man: "Although Loki is powerful now, he is also quite pitiful. He can only sit on the throne of time and cannot come out at all because he needs to maintain the balance of the timeline. Once he leaves, the multiverse timeline will collapse.

Now I am alone in a place like this, it is so boring, so I just chat with him. "

Thanos: "At the cost of losing your freedom... That's fine."

Thanos felt much more comfortable again. It turned out that there is always a loss when there is a gain.

Ye Hei: "If that's the case, it's really boring."

Xu Yi: "Maybe for the so-called balance."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Is there no way to stabilize the timeline and leave this damn place?"

Xu Yi: "Of course there is, but the risk is too great to try."

Iron Man: "Yes, what the group leader said makes sense. Loki doesn't dare to joke about the life and death of the multiverse, so he can only sit here by himself."

Thanos: "Yeah."

……

In the space of the time tree, Tony and Loki chatted for a long time, although neither of them was the person he knew.

But they had a very pleasant chat, and Loki's loneliness disappeared a lot, and then he let Tony go.

The space gate appeared out of thin air in the void, which is where all time variants are exiled. Since Tony's destination is here, Loki placed it here.

The Land of Nothingness, the garbage dump of the multiverse, actually looks no different from Earth except that it is a little more desolate. The area where Tony is located is like a garbage dump, with the wreckage of spaceships everywhere.

"Where is this?" Tony put on the Iron Man armor and began to scan the surrounding information and data.

Not long after, he heard the sound of fighting not far away.

Under the huge shattered Fox billboard, Deadpool in a red tights and Wolverine in a yellow uniform fought each other.

The two men stabbed each other's heart and kidneys. The scene was extremely bloody and brutal.

However, in the face of his incredible self-healing ability, these injuries are nothing to worry about.

When Tony arrived, he sat on a rock, took out some donuts and started eating them, enjoying the show.

Deadpool and Wolverine tortured each other selflessly, trying to tear each other to pieces, but it was mainly Wolverine who wanted to beat up this mean Deadpool, while Deadpool was just passively taking the beating and making sneak attacks from time to time. The Wolverine in front of him was not the old Wolverine, but the Wolverine in his prime.

Deadpool glanced and saw Tony sitting on the stone. His eyes lit up and he immediately said:
"Little Wolf, stop! Stop! Halftime break."

"Fuck your grandpa!" Wolverine didn't care and hugged Deadpool and used his claws to fuck him hard at a very fast frequency.

"Logan, this is such a terrible posture." Deadpool complained, with a hint of shyness emerging under the mask.

Then, he twisted his bones, shrank his whole body inward, slipped out of Wolverine's arms, and sprinted behind Tony.

Wolverine chased after him and finally noticed Iron Man Tony, a man with a face somewhat similar to his own, whose eyes were like old wine, full of the precipitation of time and the maturity of a real man.

"Who are you?" Wolverine Logan asked. His sixth sense sensed that this man in iron had a very dangerous aura?

"You don't know him? This is Iron Man Tony Stark, the savior of Marvel? If it weren't for him, Marvel would have gone bankrupt." Deadpool said in surprise.

"What the hell?" Logan was confused.
Deadpool's combat power is not very high, but he has a very powerful talent. He can break the fourth wall and talk and communicate with real comic editors, so he knows that everyone except himself is a comic character.

If ordinary people knew that he was a comic character, they might be upset. But Deadpool was smart and accepted this setting easily.

Tony finished the last bite of the donut, took out a Coke and took a big sip, then burped and said:
"Are you done?"

“Iron Man, I am your fan, you are my idol, God, I actually see you here, do you know how much I admire you?

Did you snap your fingers? Did you smack Thanos' ass?" Deadpool asked excitedly.

After hearing these words, Thanos, who was watching the live broadcast, turned pale. He instinctively felt disgusted when he saw Deadpool and felt that he would definitely be his enemy in the future.

"No. Guess why I'm here, you filthy pajama baby." Tony said.

"Could it be that you were also captured by the Time Authority? Oh my God, how could they do this? You are a great Marvel hero. But it just so happens that I am the new Marvel savior. Together, we have two swords together and we are invincible." Deadpool said excitedly.

Tony felt a little dizzy. Although he knew that Deadpool was a famous chatterbox, he still felt a little scalp-sick when he really interacted with him.

"Boss Tony, let's take down the Time Authority, let me work for you, and let me join the Avengers of your timeline." Deadpool shouted loudly, with great passion and righteousness.

It doesn’t matter whether you go to the sacred timeline or not. There’s nothing wrong with following Iron Man Tony Stark.

Wolverine rolled his eyes. This guy really has no moral integrity at all.

"Join my timeline. As far as I know, your timeline is about to be destroyed, right?" Tony said.

Because there is no one to anchor it, Deadpool's universe is slowly dying and will collapse and destroy itself in about a thousand years.

But Mr. Paradox of the Time Management Bureau did not want to wait, so he shortened the time and used a time machine to cut it, so it only took twenty-four hours to destroy the timeline.

"Yes, this is a big problem. Tony, Iron Man. You are a hero. You must save my universe. Oh oh oh~"

As Deadpool spoke, he snuggled into Tony's arms and acted coquettishly. His little bird-like appearance almost made Tony vomit.

"shit!"

Tony slapped Deadpool away and felt his whole body inexplicably sticky and cold.

"As expected, he's Iron Man, so manly!" Deadpool smiled shyly.

"Fuck, what's going on with you guys now?" Wolverine couldn't help but asked loudly.

"I don't know, what about you?" Tony said.

"I was drinking in the tavern, and it was this pervert who brought me to the Time Management Bureau. Now I'm here again. It's really weird. Also, who are you?" Logan asked in a much softer tone.

In Wolverine's world, there are only mutants, no Avengers or Iron Man. Do the two of them not know each other?
"Logan, he is Iron Man. Don't you know him?" Deadpool said in shock.

"Should I know him? Forget it. I'm just wasting air if I'm alive. I might as well die." Logan looked as if he had lost all desire to live.

This Wolverine is the worst Wolverine in the entire universe. He has let down the world, his loved ones, and everything, so he has been numbing himself with alcohol.

Many years ago, Logan was a mentor at the Mutant Academy, responsible for teaching young mutants how to fight.

However, Logan likes to drink and is always sneaking out to get drunk.

Later, human soldiers rushed into the academy and killed everyone. All the mutant children, including his teammates, died. When Logan rushed back, there were only corpses on the ground and the lingering sound of the howling of wronged souls.

Mutants are new humans who possess superpowers, but they are essentially still mortals and a single bullet can take their lives. How could these mutant children be a match for well-trained human soldiers?

It is easy to avoid an open attack but difficult to guard against an attack from the dark. If targeted, mutants are doomed.

In this situation, a mutant like Logan, who has strong fighting ability, outstanding hand-to-hand combat, and is not afraid of getting hurt, is needed to protect the academy.

But because of Logan's carelessness, irreparable losses occurred.

After that, Wolverine Logan got himself drunk every day to numb himself...

The military is too lazy to care about Wolverine. Killing him is impossible, capturing him is a waste of manpower and it is easy to lose lives.

Anyway, we have Wolverine's genes, so we might as well let it fend for itself. Wolverine's destructive power is far too great compared to those level 4 or 5 mutants.

"My world is going to be destroyed because of the lack of Wolverine. Logan, you go back to my world and be the anchor. This way the universe won't be destroyed?" said Deadpool.

"Haha, why?" said Wolverine.

"I'll give you a chance to be a hero." said Deadpool.

"No need, let me die." Logan fell to the ground indifferently, took out a bottle of beer from his pants and drank it all.

“???” Deadpool was shocked. Where did Logan take it out from? Could it be?
"Get out of here, it's coming!!"

A mysterious figure wrapped in a cloak stands on a Fox billboard.

He slowly took off the hat on his head, revealing a young and handsome face.

"???! No way, Captain, oh my god! What day is today?" Deadpool exclaimed.

I just met Tony, and the next thing I know I ran into Captain America?

"Rogers?"

Not only Deadpool was shocked, Tony was also a little confused.

No, how could there be Captain Rogers in this place of nothingness?
This is an out-and-out positive character and the spiritual symbol of the Avengers?
"Rogers" jumped down from a high altitude and posed in a very handsome posture, which made everyone look expectant.

However, the next second, reality was severely trampled upon.

"Rogers" fell from a great height, his body hitting the railing below, and also knocked over his little brother. The sound of eggs breaking could be vaguely heard.

Tony couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling. Was this really Rogers' opening?

What went wrong!
Rogers stood up, covered his lower body and slowly walked in front of everyone, saying:
"It was a mistake, a mistake. Are you new faces, new here?"

"No, Captain, don't you know Tony? This is Iron Man, your partner." Deadpool said.

"Iron Man? What is that? I'm one of the Fantastic Four, Johnny the Human Torch."

"Rogers" pointed to the uniform under his cloak. There was a big "4" on the chest, which was very obvious.

“???” Deadpool.

“???” Tony.

"Fuck, a bunch of idiots." Wolverine rolled his eyes and complained.

……

(End of this chapter)