Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Biubiubiu!

The bullet from the stun gun hit Tony's body, and a few sparks flew, just like a tickle.

Although it didn't hurt, Happy's reaction really surprised Tony.

Happy gasped when he saw this. This electric shock gun was not an ordinary electric shock. Even Thor would be knocked unconscious if hit. It was essentially a nerve paralysis toxin that targeted nerve cells.

The "Tony" in front of me actually looked like nothing happened?
"Who are you?" Happy asked loudly, looking nervous, and quietly picked up a button, which was the Avengers signal transmitter.

"Hey, Happy, what's wrong with you? I'm Tony? Tony Stark? Stop it, you don't forget me, do you?" Tony explained.

Upon hearing this, Happy shouted, "Bullshit, you are Tony Stark, Tony has been dead for two and a half years, who are you? Could it be that a Skrull is pretending to be..."

"..." Tony was silent.

"Okay, Happy, remember that time in '09 when I ordered two or three Santa Claus ladies for you at Christmas, and you finished them in three minutes? You must remember that."

"And in 2002, you were having a tryst with a certain cover girl in my villa..."

"By the way, you also have a Shaun the Sheep tattoo there..."

Tony's big melons burst out one by one, and Happy's face turned green. He quickly said:
"All right, all right. Stop talking. Stop talking."

Only he and Tony knew these private matters, because Tony was not a serious person when he was young. The title of playboy was not boasted, but his record was verifiable and had never been surpassed.

"Believe it." Tony said with a smile.

"I believe it, but I still don't understand that you are really Tony." Happy said hesitantly.

Even though the Skrulls can change their appearance and even have memories, they only have memories of a month or so, and they don't have memories from many years ago.

"I'm Tony, to be more precise, the Tony from another timeline where I'm still alive." Tony said.

"I see, time travel. This is also the method used to defeat Thanos." Happy said.

Then he walked up to Tony and gave him a hug, tears in his eyes. Even though it was not the Tony in his world, it didn't matter, as long as it was Tony.

"Thank you for your hard work. You've lost weight maintaining such a large team." Tony patted Happy's shoulder.

Happy is his bodyguard, part-time driver, housekeeper, partner, best friend, and the person he trusts the most.

It’s no exaggeration to say that the two of them are wearing the same pair of pants!
Happy used to be 1.9 meters tall and weighed nearly 300 kilograms. Now he probably weighs only 200 kilograms, and his chin has been reduced from four layers to two.

"There's no other way. Someone has to inherit your will. I'm an ordinary person, so I have to do ordinary people's things to the extreme." Happy said.

"Great." Tony gave a thumbs up.

After some pleasantries, Happy finally remembered the main topic and asked:
"Tony, how did you get to this timeline? Is there something wrong with your timeline? I came here to seek help.

It's a pity that after the battle with Thanos, Natasha died, the captain got old, Thor and Captain Marvel were in the universe and couldn't be contacted for a while. And the witch went crazy, they were all problem children..."

"Not looking for help, Happy, I'm here by coincidence," Tony said.

"That's great!"

"By the way, Tony. If you encounter Thanos in the future, don't snap your fingers while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

I can see that Doctor Strange is just an actor." Happy complained.

"..." Tony didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"If you have a chance, marry Pepper sooner and have more children. Don't waste your time and cherish the people around you." Happy said, hoping that Tony from another timeline can make up for his regrets.

Tony was very touched. It was enough for him to have such a close friend.

"I know. Thanks, Happy." Tony nodded heavily and put away his cynical attitude. Is this the most basic respect for a good friend?
At this moment, a golden rectangular portal suddenly appeared from behind Happy, and a group of mysterious people fully armed and wearing combat uniforms walked out of it.

The leader was a black woman with a serious look in her eyes.

"??? Who are you?"

Happy was startled when he saw these mysterious people suddenly appearing, and subconsciously ran behind Tony.

"Who are you?" Tony asked puzzled.

"Tony Stark, you do not belong to the sacred timeline, come with us." said the black woman.

"Holy timeline? Who are you?" Tony asked.

"We are members of the Time Management Bureau, specializing in dealing with variables in the multiverse and time branches." said the black woman.

"Time Management Bureau?"

Tony had read the script and knew that such an organization existed, but he didn't know much about it. Instead, he said:
"You deal with multiverse variables. Do you have a license? Who told you to do this? Why should I listen to you?"

"Yes, do you have a certificate? Superheroes here have registration laws, do you have one?" Happy agreed.

"Sorry, we don't need it. We are for the balance of the multiverse, Stark, you are not allowed in this timeline." said the black woman.

"Then I'm here, what can you do to me?" Tony said. He was arrogant by nature and didn't care much for the Time Bureau. They said it was to maintain the balance of the multiverse, but in fact it was just that, not worth mentioning.

The black woman waved her hand, and her soldiers rushed towards Tony one by one.

In response, Tony raised his hand and easily knocked the Time Control Bureau soldier away with a punch and a kick.

"Tony, you're so awesome without your armor," Happy said excitedly.

"Basic operation." Tony said proudly.

"Stark, you are preventing the Time Authority from doing its normal work. If you continue to resist like this, the Time Authority will eliminate your existence. After all, you shouldn't have these strange abilities." said the black woman.

"Haha, what can you do to me?" Tony said?
The black woman shook her head and took out a palm-sized tablet and clicked on it.

In an instant, the space where Tony was located was frozen and the whole person stood still.

"What is this?" Tony felt a mysterious force preventing him from moving, and his world seemed to be delayed ten thousand times.

"This is one of the capabilities of our Time Management Bureau. Feel the world slowed down ten thousand times." The black woman said proudly, her face full of pride.

This is the transcendence of the Time Management Bureau, which can locally control time and slow down time.

Faced with this kind of bug ability, not many people can resist it.

The Time Management Bureau will not provoke anyone who can withstand this kind of power.

"What do you want to do?" Happy stood in front of Tony with an anxious look on his face.

"Happy, you have nothing to do with this matter. Don't get involved. You still have unfinished tasks in the sacred timeline."

The black woman said, and then asked her men to use high technology to erase Happy's memory.

However, at this moment, Tony, who was imprisoned in time, actually moved. Although he moved very slowly, he was indeed slowly breaking free from the cage of time.

Tony used all his superhuman strength, and a terrifying aura burst out from his body. The invisible force tore through space step by step, twisting the power of time, which shocked the black woman. Seeing this, the black woman immediately took out the time stick and prepared to eliminate Tony.

At the critical moment, Tony finally broke free from the time confinement with the power of Superman, and a red laser shot out from his eyes, shattering the time stick.

If the time stick is touched once, the whole person will disappear from the real world and be banished to the land of nothingness.

Or it could be the prison of the Time Management Bureau, which is the crack between reality and illusion. Once you get there, all your super powers will be imprisoned and cannot be used.

"You are not Stark. Stark cannot have such powerful strength." The black woman was shocked that apart from those great gods of the universe, there were actually people who could break free from the shackles of time.

Even some gods couldn't do it, but Stark in front of him actually broke free. It was incredible.

The red color in Tony's pupils gradually disappeared and his breathing became heavier. Fortunately, he had been exposed to the sun, otherwise he might not have been able to escape.

In fact, even if he was exiled, it was not a big deal. At most, he could use the time-travel function of the chat group to leave. But being outdone was not Tony's style. If he wanted to do something, he would be the most powerful and eye-catching.

"I am Tony Stark, nothing is unbelievable."

After saying that, Tony teleported and snatched the time tablet from the black woman's hand.

In fact, apart from the boss who is the most powerful in the Time Management Bureau, those who carry out the tasks are basically ordinary people. They only seem powerful because they have some high-tech that is ahead of their times.

Without high technology, the Time Management Bureau would just be a group of ordinary people.

"Give it back to me." The black woman was shocked.

Tony smiled evilly, opened a door with the time tablet, and directly threw these Time Management Bureau soldiers into different timelines.

Then he glanced at Happy and said:
"Happy, I'll be back."

"Yeah." Happy nodded heavily, his face full of admiration and excitement.

Seeing this, Tony once again controlled the time tablet to open a door. He wanted to go to the Time Management Bureau to see what was there.

Tony looked at the portal leading to the unknown in front of him and stepped into it without hesitation.

Suddenly, Tony felt that he had entered an unknown and mysterious place. The light here was very dim, and he couldn't help but mutter to himself:
"Is this the Time Management Bureau? It doesn't look like it. There's no one here."

Originally, he wanted to ask the group members about the situation, but Tony insisted on exploring it alone.

After walking for a long time, I finally saw some light green spots, which formed into silk threads converging in a certain direction.

"Is this the timeline?" Tony pondered and continued to walk forward. As the distance got farther, the light of the timeline became hotter and hotter. Then, a huge time tree sat in the center of nothingness. All around it, images of the multiverse appeared and disappeared, looking magnificent, mysterious and vast.

In the shadow of the intersection of many timelines, you can see a figure, but because the light of the timeline is too dazzling, you can't see its true appearance for a moment?
However, Tony already had a guess.

"Tony Stark."

A cold and old-fashioned voice came from the Shadow Throne of Time.

"Bambi?" Tony asked tentatively.

"..." There was a moment of silence on the other side of the shadow of time, and there was an urge to kill to silence the witness.

Sure enough, no matter which timeline, Tony Stark's mouth is always as deadly as if it were filled with poison.

"Why aren't you talking?" Tony asked again.

The light of time flickered, and in an instant it seemed as if tens of millions of years had passed. Tony's body uncontrollably came to the side of the Time Throne and looked into the eyes of the person on it.

The person in front of me had a thin face, a typical Western gentleman type face.

Deep eyes, a straight aquiline nose, slightly upturned lips, and a pair of huge horns on the head that soar into the sky like a big bull. Of course, this is actually a decoration.

"Loki," Tony said, and it was impossible not to be shocked.

Who could have imagined that a villain who coveted the Earth, who was bent on becoming the king of the divine realm, and a loveless child who backstabbed his brother would actually become the God of Time, dominating all the timelines of the multiverse and even editing stories at will to create new parallel universes.

"It's me." Loki smiled faintly, maintaining the etiquette of a god.

"Why are you cheating on me?" Tony said in a shocking tone.

"...vulgar." Loki gave Tony a huge eye roll.

"Just kidding, so it was you who brought me here? I was wondering why there was no one in the Time Control Bureau." Tony said.

"Tony, you're not surprised to see me, and you don't belong to this timeline, what are you doing here?" Loki asked.

"Loki, you are the God of Time, can't you guess my purpose?" Tony asked back. He likes to follow his own pace.

Loki shook his head and said, "The God of Time and the God of Stories cannot control their own destiny and are trapped here forever. Although I know all the secrets of the multiverse and can edit the universe I want or delete it, the multiverse is too vast. I am not truly omniscient and omnipotent. There are also some worlds where I cannot fully read the information.

Just like your world, I can see a little bit of the past and the future, but the future is changing all the time and is not under my control. "

Hearing this, Tony realized that probably because of the chat group, Loki was unable to deduce the past and future of his universe, including his own changes.

"I don't actually have any purpose. I came here for Deadpool and do some tasks by the way. That's all." Tony said.

"Is that so?" Loki said to himself, obviously not convinced.

"There's no need to lie to you, Loki. There's no conflict of interest between us," Tony said.

"That's right." Loki smiled.

"Since you control the multiverse timeline, why don't you rewrite the ending of Tony Stark in the sacred timeline?" Tony asked.

The Sacred Timeline is essentially a timeline created by Kang the Conqueror to satisfy his own rule.

The plot was even written by Kang the Conqueror!
There’s actually nothing special about this timeline!

"Then Tony Stark's sacrifice would be meaningless. My duty is to maintain the balance of the timeline, not to mobilize the power of time because of someone. This is not wise and will only lead to greater disasters." Loki said.

"Whatever. It's not me who's going to die." Tony shrugged.

"Is there anything else? If not, please take me away. This place is so deserted!" Tony continued.

"No one has come here for a long time, and no one will come. Just keep me company and have a conversation." Loki said in a low voice.

Tony was not good at comforting people, so he was lucky not to add fuel to the fire. But when he saw Loki, who was alone at the moment, like a lost orphan, he said:
"Okay, poor Bambi."

“……”Loki.

"How about I catch a Thor to entertain you?" Tony suddenly had an idea.

"Okay." Loki raised the corner of his mouth and smiled evilly.

……

(End of this chapter)